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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: notcool on April 09, 2017, 04:55:40 PM
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I'ma have to go with Lizard King.
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Nyjah
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Post a selfie. Don't need to be pro to be an ugly dude on a board. You might be the grand prize winner of this contest OP.
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You called?
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You called?
Hahaha.
I was told today I looked like a businessman while wearing xl sweats and a hoodie.
Maybe im the most bizarre?
Maybe he thought I was a crack dealer? That's probably it
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(http://cdn08.dayviews.com/67/_u2/_u1/_u8/_u4/_u8/_u6/u2184860/10161_1251302730.jpg)
A face only a mother could love but for real Dane burman looks kind of rat looking ugly ass mf
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Not cool, notcool.
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I started a thread about eli reeds mole and ill admit be that was a bit regular (drunken habits). But this shit...this is just fucked.
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Jake Dumcome.
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Me
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Josh Matthews aint exactly a looker.
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Ben kadow
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
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Cyril for sure.
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Josh Matthews aint exactly a looker.
I could still watch him skate all day though.
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anyone remember a dude name Jak Barnett from the early 90s, he was super good but i always thought he was the ugliest dude ever, the bad punk rock bleach spikes he ran didnt do him any favors, i think he was the Planet Earth team manager for a minute also. I had friend that would always fast foward little kid jason dill parts cuz "he's just so ugly and he sucks at skating", but i think mostly cuz he was ugly.
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Don't know if Duane Peters ever looked ok but he definitley got beat with the ugly stick a few too many times.
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I'll lay claim to this honor.
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In LIzard's defence atleast he can grow a full beard and rock that bushman/Jim Morrison focusing on his poetry look that is always popular with the ladies.
In the defence of my own nominees I chose very unflattering photos. Dave's the first skater that comes to mind, though.
(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/2459.jpg)
(http://www.skatehere.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Dave-Bachinsky-Shape-Three-Woodwork_20160828090505.jpg)
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Surprised the thread has gone this long without a mention of everyone's favorite lesbian, "You don't mess with the Johan" Stuckey
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(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Features/2010/KOTR_profiles/Baca.jpg)
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Braydon Szafranski and his twin sister Lacey Baker
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.
i know shes in her late 20s, but i still feel like taylor swift looks like a child and i think thats why i dont find her very attractive. it just seems wrong in my mind. that and she has the same body shape as a number 2 pencil.
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.
i know shes in her late 20s, but i still feel like taylor swift looks like a child and i think thats why i dont find her very attractive. it just seems wrong in my mind. that and she has the same body shape as a number 2 pencil.
I used to not find her attractive for the same reason but I feel like within the last couple years she's outgrown that young look
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.
i know shes in her late 20s, but i still feel like taylor swift looks like a child and i think thats why i dont find her very attractive. it just seems wrong in my mind. that and she has the same body shape as a number 2 pencil.
I agree, not feelin T Swift. Leticia has her body going for her. Whatever, back to ugly dudes
Tommy Sandoval looks like a neanderthal, even Burnett said so
Matt Allen looks like a pixar character
Leo Romero's nose make him look like the Sesame Street Count
Jaws
Stevie Perez looks like a rotting vegetable
That's all I got
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YALL ARE TRIPPING
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/HEADSHOT_chris_joslin-8710.jpg)
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Ugliest Slap pal?
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YALL ARE TRIPPING
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/HEADSHOT_chris_joslin-8710.jpg)
Joslin is the good kind of ugly. He looks respectable, maybe too rough, but has the kind of ugliness that makes him look like a dependable guy you can relate to.
Joey B (don't know how to type his name, sorry) is ugly as the map of Hell, though.
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That kid who was just in the Kwalks soty vid looks like lizard king jr.
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Bobby Polio
(http://i.imgur.com/a00og3Y.jpg?1)
Jimi Bitches
(http://i.imgur.com/WzrzZM6.jpg?1)
Pizza face tail skid kid
(http://i.imgur.com/mB4nKzI.jpg?1)
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That's such a great pic of Polio
It basically sums up his whole persona in one neat little package. Oh how I wish he'd post on SLAP
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bobby de keyzer is pretty ugly too, can't forget him. I'm ugly also
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haha the joey Brezinski map of hell killed me
don't turn your back to Andy Roy, dudes ;D
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YALL ARE TRIPPING
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/HEADSHOT_chris_joslin-8710.jpg)
Joslin is the good kind of ugly. He looks respectable, maybe too rough, but has the kind of ugliness that makes him look like a dependable guy you can relate to.
Sure, if the meth head look screams dependability to you.
Alec Majerus
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2015/0521/majerus_576.jpg)
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YALL ARE TRIPPING
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/HEADSHOT_chris_joslin-8710.jpg)
Joslin is the good kind of ugly. He looks respectable, maybe too rough, but has the kind of ugliness that makes him look like a dependable guy you can relate to.
Sure, if the meth head look screams dependability to you.
Alec Majerus
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2015/0521/majerus_576.jpg)
The first time I saw Alec in person I laughed,this is his typical facial expression that just can't be taken seriously
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YALL ARE TRIPPING
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/HEADSHOT_chris_joslin-8710.jpg)
Anybody get Jack black vibes from Joslin? They look like they'd be related.
(http://www.jewornotjew.com/img/people/j/jack_black.jpg)
Apart from that ? don't you guys know there's beauty in ugliness!? It's skin deep, yo! There's a quote about the famous Mexican artist Diego Rivera that exemplifies this: "He was notoriously ugly, yet irresistibly handsome."
(http://art-for-a-change.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/diego_frida_munkacsi.jpg) He got all the biotches!
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YALL ARE TRIPPING
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/HEADSHOT_chris_joslin-8710.jpg)
Joslin is the good kind of ugly. He looks respectable, maybe too rough, but has the kind of ugliness that makes him look like a dependable guy you can relate to.
Sure, if the meth head look screams dependability to you.
Alec Majerus
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2015/0521/majerus_576.jpg)
The first time I saw Alec in person I laughed,this is his typical facial expression that just can't be taken seriously
Damn I forgot to mention Majerus cuz I kinda just forget about him anyways, but yeah, it's between him and Joslin.
Zigram is up there too
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HANDS DOWN - angel Ramirez
https://theboardr.com/profile/975/Angel_Ramirez
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I'm sure somebody out there thinks Stu Graham is the embodiment of sexiness but....Stu Graham
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Mike Crumb/lizard
Frank Gerwer
Jaws
Braydon
Neen
Andy Roy
Duane Peters
Dustin Dollin
Jake Duncombe
Tommy Sandoval
Forrest Edwards
Manny Santiago
Team 'onlyyamommalovesya'
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HANDS DOWN - angel Ramirez
https://theboardr.com/profile/975/Angel_Ramirez
Wild Wild West defense. Dude is still handsomely crushing.
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I'm surprised no one has said Ryan Decenzo yet.
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sean pablo and the ginger guy that hangs with him
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Mike Crumb/lizard
uh these are not the same people
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LIZARD KING - qualifies for ugliest, most painful, and best actor award.
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Lee Ralph/thread....always wanted to say that yuck yuck yuck... ;)
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Lee Ralph/thread....always wanted to say that yuck yuck yuck... ;)
'Cept he's GAY's dream guy. Fact.
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Greyson Fletcher
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None of you pussies would say this to any of these dudes face haha fuck this thread
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None of you pussies would say this to any of these dudes face haha fuck this thread
Of course not, wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings
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Was a lurker, literally made an account to say I can't believe no one has mentioned Chris Russell, Stu Graham or Johan Stuckey and that horrible Bob dude.
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Rowley looks pretty grimey lookin at times
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jordan maxham looks unhealthy
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We're all hideous on the inside.
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None of you pussies would say this to any of these dudes face haha fuck this thread
No ones gonna tell the handsome ones to their faces either
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None of you pussies would say this to any of these dudes face haha fuck this thread
Exactly, thats why we are on a skateboarding message board on the internet, Skateboarding Message boards were created as a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about skateboarding/anything and share pornography with one another....oh and talk about what skaters are ugly.
(http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2005/12/jandb1.jpg)
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"If you took jack sabbacks bag of tricks and brutally beat him in the fucking face with it, youd have johan"
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sean pablo
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Trevor Colden looks like Vanessa Torre's dyke sister on her first day
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Bobby Polio
(http://i.imgur.com/a00og3Y.jpg?1)
Jimi Bitches
(http://i.imgur.com/WzrzZM6.jpg?1)
Pizza face tail skid kid
(http://i.imgur.com/mB4nKzI.jpg?1)
In all 3 images, they're all doing "something"... This isnt ugly dude, it's what you look like when you're doing shit.
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bobby de keyzer is pretty ugly too, can't forget him. I'm ugly also
Naw dude... Bobby De Keyzer looks like if Nick Cave decided to skate over sing ages ago. Looks good on a board.
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Bobby Polio
(http://i.imgur.com/a00og3Y.jpg?1)
Jimi Bitches
(http://i.imgur.com/WzrzZM6.jpg?1)
Pizza face tail skid kid
(http://i.imgur.com/mB4nKzI.jpg?1)
In all 3 images, they're all doing "something"... This isnt ugly dude, it's what you look like when you're doing shit.
What are you talking about? the only guy doing "something" is Jimi playing guitar, the other two are just sitting there.
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Bobby Polio is hating and Pizza Face Tail Skid guy is going through puberty, that's something.
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jmywn_NvPuI/maxresdefault.jpg)
But I mean it in the best possible way.
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
8)
(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/adam-dyet-attends-the-maloof-money-cup-afterparty-hosted-by-greg-at-picture-id88994330)
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/adam-dyet-attends-the-maloof-money-cup-afterparty-hosted-by-greg-at-picture-id88994330)
Completely forgot about this rotting potato
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Hahaha rotting potato, nice.
The long hair and shades are doing him favours in some photos but i think if he shaved his head and wasnt wearing shades, people would generally run in the opposite direction once approaching him
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/395mug.jpg)
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/adam-dyet-attends-the-maloof-money-cup-afterparty-hosted-by-greg-at-picture-id88994330)
Completely forgot about this rotting potato
Skip to 8:33 please and thank you
Dime Comp. Volume 420 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-RsvULYmF8&feature=youtu.be&t=8m33s#)
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/adam-dyet-attends-the-maloof-money-cup-afterparty-hosted-by-greg-at-picture-id88994330)
Completely forgot about this rotting potato
Skip to 8:33 please and thank you
Dime Comp. Volume 420 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-RsvULYmF8&feature=youtu.be&t=8m33s#)
Way ahead of you in the original thread about that video
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Anyone mention rowan zorilla yet? Dude really does look like frida khalo
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It's not even possible to be an ugly pro skater.
1 you're in shape
2 you're popular
3 you get paid to skate
I searched for some seriously fuck ugly pro, nothing. Even Lacey Baker and the legion of lesbians aren't offensive. Skating makes you look good because it's healthy. Could you imagine half these pros if they didn't skate?
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It's not even possible to be an ugly pro skater.
1 you're in shape
2 you're popular
3 you get paid to skate
I searched for some seriously fuck ugly pro, nothing. Even Lacey Baker and the legion of lesbians aren't offensive. Skating makes you look good because it's healthy. Could you imagine half these pros if they didn't skate?
Are you a high school scene girl? Those were the only girls into me growing up
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.
If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.
If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.
Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.
If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.
Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
My view? I think they're over worked and under paid.
It's like playing the lottery, if you win you're thrilled, BUT the lottery agency took more than you did. It's greasy stuff especially in the developing countries.
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.
If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.
Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
My view? I think they're over worked and under paid.
It's like playing the lottery, if you win you're thrilled, BUT the lottery agency took more than you did. It's greasy stuff especially in the developing countries.
Yeah but who would you bang?
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.
If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.
Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
My view? I think they're over worked and under paid.
It's like playing the lottery, if you win you're thrilled, BUT the lottery agency took more than you did. It's greasy stuff especially in the developing countries.
Yeah but who would you bang?
Serena
I can't bang an actual goat but she won the Aussie open 2 months pregnant.