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Skateboarding => Shoes & Gear => Topic started by: swag nollies on May 04, 2017, 10:27:59 AM
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I was wavy last night, like fuck my board, that shit is soggy bottoms. Plus the trucks are straight ass. So I skated into to Walmart and grabbed a board that suited my need. Man they put wheel blockers on them shits so I had to knife that shit off. Best part is no one is gonna question you when your skateboarding through Walmart with a skateboard in your hand. One redneck was like "that's cheatin" but no confrontation otherwise. Maybe a good idea if you need spare parts. I had to take out and fuck with the bushings to make it skateable, but still tryna figure out what to do with that spray on asphalt spray paint grip. And I turned the name into Vision Tree, like 420 bruh. I dunno what to do with the plastic coming out of the bolts though.
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Would you ever steal form your local skateshop?
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Well I was gonna jack a 40 too cause it was after 2am, but my jacket aint had no pockets I could fit a 40 in.
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Can't afford a 40? Ouch...
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Can't afford a 40? Ouch...
I spent my tax returns on drugs
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Why didn't you spend it on a skateboard and just steal the drugs?
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Would you ever steal form your local skateshop?
Oh no, unless he was a dick hole. I have when I was a shitty teenager though. Got them fly matix pants fo tha free.
I had one friend who would wait for demos then go to the board wall and starting from the bottom just rack them up like PLIIIIIING and jet out the door with them. That shop was wack though... Turdical Splurge if anyone knows what I'm talkin bout.
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Man yall tryna guilt me... All I'm sayin is they got free boards at Walmart, get there while you can.
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Stealing is a crime and commiting crimes is illegal. But I ain't no snitch. Just don't be that kind of guy who tries to get a DGK sponsorship by posting sob stories about how you stole a skateboard and it done changed your life on their Insta feed.
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DGKalis, are you there? Can you see my struggle. I expect a box of 10 boards within 2 weeks.
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OK for Walmart review - WHEELEBASE -WACK, CONCAVE - EHHH, truck be like plastic metal its straight though, I don't know how wide it its no more than 7.75 feel like 7.6. Used my old wheels though.
Overall - 6.8/10.... it is 7 ply, unless they tryna trick me. But I figure I do the reviews for the poor Mexican kids out there wanting to skate.
I want to review a target board next, I heard they hade that heat.
Maybe I shall make a YouTube channel and be a skabloard review man with blog about cali life.
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Backing this. Do crime, break hearts.
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Did you do a boardslide/lipside, or is that from ripping the plastic shit off?
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Post either a lipslide or you getting in a fight with your mom for stealing her off brand cigarettes.
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Would you ever steal form your local skateshop?
I had one friend who would wait for demos then go to the board wall and starting from the bottom just rack them up like PLIIIIIING and jet out the door with them. That shop was wack though... Turdical Splurge if anyone knows what I'm talkin bout.
The sad story of lil peen..
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Post either a lipslide or you getting in a fight with your mom for stealing her off brand cigarettes.
I dunno if theres a lipslidable object in my town, I will look, footage will be posted if found. And my mom is a Christian lady non smoker.
I smoke the buy one get one free roll up tobacco, it only cost $1.27 for 2 pouches.... but it doesn't come with papers.
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Actually not today I'm still in a semi drug induced coma. But ill do it tomorrow I forgot theres a rail, I want to see if it will break.
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It's okay I don't give a shit if you do it or not
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ok cool
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How many SLAP accounts does Berra have?
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How many SLAP accounts does Berra have?
Looking at SLAP would land him in the SP list.
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Bawturd loves to brag about his drugs.
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Bawturd loves to brag about his drugs.
No brag, just a play by play. When you binge on a few hundred dollars over a few days it transfers into whatever else your doing. Now I feel like killing myself from embarrassment. But whatever.
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Would you ever steal form your local skateshop?
I had one friend who would wait for demos then go to the board wall and starting from the bottom just rack them up like PLIIIIIING and jet out the door with them. That shop was wack though... Turdical Splurge if anyone knows what I'm talkin bout.
He was Asian so he actually was a lil peen
And I don't dislike turdical splurge, I feel bad, theyre like going out business or something. I use to have good times there. I fed dan murphys dog a piece a bologna once there.
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Would you ever steal form your local skateshop?
I had one friend who would wait for demos then go to the board wall and starting from the bottom just rack them up like PLIIIIIING and jet out the door with them. That shop was wack though... Turdical Splurge if anyone knows what I'm talkin bout.
And I don't dislike turdical splurge, I feel bad, theyre like going out business or something. I use to have good times there. I fed dan murphy a piece a bologna once there.
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this is sick i'd get a gofundme going man i could see people contributing to this
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Post either a lipslide or you getting in a fight with your mom for stealing her off brand cigarettes.
thats possibly, like, the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
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Leaving my apartment complex today i stopped and complimented this cat on his deer man of dark woods board, he looked at it(mall grab)looked at me and asked if i wanted it.
I told him i had no cash and nothing to give him, to which he replied he found it at work and wasnt going to do anything with it.
Indys, buster ass bearings that still spin, some gross sector 9 wheels and a heroin deck for free, just because i said his board was sick.
If anyone is missing a dmod board holla
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Post either a lipslide or you getting in a fight with your mom for stealing her off brand cigarettes.
thats possibly, like, the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
Poor guy is probably still searching for something to lipslide like the neighborhood strawberry
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Woah this is crazy, no one has ever thought to shoplift from walmart before!
but on the real, lifting from walmart is an objectively good thing for humanity, good work.
Don't keep doing it. Virtually everyone who shoplifts regularly gets caught and regrets it.