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Title: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: stan on June 06, 2017, 12:59:46 PM
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 god I hate this washed up x pro skater rocker celeb party boy hot now but washed up tomorrow shit
So they just go bar hopping like some fake celebrity fake rocker lets all wear matching thrasher shirts because its in vogue this month are you a pro skater omg that's so cool let me suck ur cock

 lets go to the mall so I can get a picture with u around my arm
 can u get me a thrasher sweatshirt too

 please ill suck ur cock again


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Lets watch how B goes more down hill and gayer from here

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Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: SodaJerk on June 06, 2017, 01:23:47 PM
Stan, always bringing the heat.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: calvinsdream on June 06, 2017, 01:47:50 PM
Well, they're both at about the same point in their careers, makes sense.

Sza got tired of getting dicked down by lil wayne I guess.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 06, 2017, 03:31:32 PM
This dude is two famous friends away from being a manager at a zumiez.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on June 06, 2017, 03:45:23 PM
Shouldn't this be in the wiener wallets thread?
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2017, 04:57:58 PM
Everyone is a god damn liar if they said they wouldn't fuck anyone from the Ozzy family
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: h00man on June 06, 2017, 05:04:02 PM
stan back again with the real shit
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: el chino on June 06, 2017, 05:08:07 PM
Slap of coherency, none is wearing thrasher.


Besides this shit was like 5 years ago, gtfo
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: JB on June 06, 2017, 06:05:05 PM
Everyone is a god damn liar if they said they wouldn't fuck anyone from the Ozzy family

Kelly and Sharon could both get it.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: JB on June 06, 2017, 06:05:39 PM
Ozzy could def join in too.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: bad joke on June 06, 2017, 08:19:54 PM
Ozzy could def join in too.

may as well throw jack in that meat pie

if you don't then you don't know jack
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 06, 2017, 08:50:05 PM
"Jack in the meat pie"
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 06, 2017, 09:11:17 PM
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on June 06, 2017, 09:58:15 PM

Kelly and Sharon could both get it.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: iKobrakai on June 06, 2017, 11:10:41 PM
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"

Ha! Classic!
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 06, 2017, 11:29:36 PM
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"

Ha! Classic!


Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: ShoNuff on June 06, 2017, 11:39:00 PM
Smart retirement plan.

Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: 20matar on June 07, 2017, 11:36:23 AM
There is always an old slipper for a tired foot... so the saying goes. They "fit" with each other, so, hooray for them?
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: doomstation55 on June 07, 2017, 11:41:30 AM
Ozzy could def join in too.

may as well throw jack in that meat pie

if you don't then you don't know jack

Shoutout to Jack for being one of the more well known dudes with MS and putting himself out there to help raise awareness!!

http://youdontknowjackaboutms.com/ (http://youdontknowjackaboutms.com/)
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: behavioralguide on June 07, 2017, 02:03:34 PM
Ozzy could def join in too.

may as well throw jack in that meat pie

if you don't then you don't know jack

Shoutout to Jack for being one of the more well known dudes with MS and putting himself out there to help raise awareness!!

http://youdontknowjackaboutms.com/ (http://youdontknowjackaboutms.com/)

I just tried to google jack sabbath until i realised i confused him with sabback and that his name was osbourne /: \:
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 07, 2017, 02:58:10 PM
sza putting it in ozzy's dza
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Grind King Rims on June 07, 2017, 03:19:00 PM
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"

Ha! Classic!


Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Man, you CORNY!
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Frosty178 on June 07, 2017, 03:22:09 PM
That toe-thumb though...
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: SodaJerk on June 07, 2017, 04:05:37 PM
That toe-thumb though...
Shit! I never noticed.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 07, 2017, 05:49:39 PM
Ozzy's gonna bite his right cheek off
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 07, 2017, 06:50:02 PM
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"

Ha! Classic!


Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Man, you CORNY!
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Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Pigeon on June 07, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
Take what you can get, I guess.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: Kolostrum on June 07, 2017, 11:34:07 PM
Didn't this exact thread happen like 2 years ago.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: iKobrakai on June 08, 2017, 01:59:00 AM
Didn't this exact thread happen like 2 years ago.

Possible, my whole life is just like a bad re-run of a bad sit com.
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: iSk84thechicas on August 03, 2017, 12:29:52 PM
This dude is two famous friends away from being a manager at a zumiez.

Fucking harsh
Title: Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
Post by: iSk84thechicas on August 03, 2017, 12:30:39 PM
Is he still dating her? damn he must be smashing that in the regs. Thumbs up to him