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Title: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: D.O.T. DIY on July 24, 2017, 02:52:21 AM
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/green-lakes-illicit-skateboard-bowl-to-be-scrapped-and-an-attorney-offers-to-represent-skaters-who-built-it (http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/green-lakes-illicit-skateboard-bowl-to-be-scrapped-and-an-attorney-offers-to-represent-skaters-who-built-it)

Nike is so core eh? Throw a DIY contest and disqualify one of the finalists because they built it "illegally", which I always though DIY spots weren't ever really legal in the first place until after it's built.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on July 24, 2017, 03:45:38 AM
While on the topic of FUCK NIKE a well known aus skater just got kicked off the team for going to college
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: thomas kook on July 24, 2017, 04:54:55 AM
while on the topic of FUCK NIKE which is the most boring and beat to death topic ever: did you guys see rowan zorilla got injured again? i feel bad for him
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: I.C. Weiner on July 24, 2017, 06:36:32 AM
while on the topic of FUCK NIKE which is the most boring and beat to death topic ever: did you guys see rowan zorilla got injured again? i feel bad for him
what?????  :o any details?
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: augustmoon on July 24, 2017, 08:00:11 AM
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/green-lakes-illicit-skateboard-bowl-to-be-scrapped-and-an-attorney-offers-to-represent-skaters-who-built-it (http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/green-lakes-illicit-skateboard-bowl-to-be-scrapped-and-an-attorney-offers-to-represent-skaters-who-built-it)

Nike is so core eh? Throw a DIY contest and disqualify one of the finalists because they built it "illegally", which I always though DIY spots weren't ever really legal in the first place until after it's built.

yeah, fuck Nike, who gave countless people money to build DIY spots, because one group of people chose to build theirs on a bird sanctuary. 
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: sharkin on July 24, 2017, 08:11:17 AM
No protected status

Man made lake

Parks department uncertain if laws were broken

No response from Police

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FAKE NEWS


Maybe the skaters can pin it on the homeless so no one gives a fuck and turns a blind eye

Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: GAY on July 24, 2017, 09:08:28 AM
This is the first time I've ever read anyone saying anything like "FUCK Nike SB" on SLAP.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: art hellman on July 24, 2017, 09:32:16 AM
No protected status

Man made lake

Parks department uncertain if laws were broken

No response from Police

=

FAKE NEWS


Maybe the skaters can pin it on the homeless so no one gives a fuck and turns a blind eye



agreed... lets see some impact statements on how it allegedly "harmed" the environment. ?  also, nothing has cited the violation of any law which would trigger Nike being able to anticipatorily breach their agreement to pay the selected winners. ? 

based on this, Nike could avoid paying just about any DIY constructed within flood zones, watersheds...errrr, any DIY constructed without proper city/county/state permits (i.e. any DIY ever) in fact, looks like skaters should start paying attention to the WOTUS rulings/proposed litigation. ? better get the Army Corps involved before even thinking of building anything with rebar.

this is Nike's Patriot Act... it's only the tip of the iceberg.  next, skaters will start getting "strikes" or pay deductions if they are caught skating anywhere where skating is prohibited.  where's the first place to look for the evidence of said law-breaking?  the video part the skater was paid by Nike to film. 

GET OUT OF THE STREETS!  or your contract may be voided.

 
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Yu Dum on July 24, 2017, 09:50:21 AM
While on the topic of FUCK NIKE a well known aus skater just got kicked off the team for going to college
Please don't tell me it's Josh Pall.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 24, 2017, 11:04:12 AM
if/when nike goes away I'm gonna lose a major piece of shit giving to people
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: CHONGO on July 24, 2017, 11:11:22 AM
nike is wack, shits burning for ever
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Zak on July 24, 2017, 01:02:25 PM
Free skate lawyer . * with knowledge of boats and maritime law
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 24, 2017, 02:11:20 PM
While on the topic of FUCK NIKE a well known aus skater just got kicked off the team for going to college

Why not just say who it is?  ??? Josh Pall?
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 24, 2017, 02:30:09 PM
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Why not just say who it is?  ??? Josh Pall?


i'm guessing this decision came from the very top of Nike's SB division
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: quaintly on July 24, 2017, 04:52:35 PM
I'd say they are talking about mikey Mendoza , that college thing is a rumour  he has been personally spreading
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Yu Dum on July 24, 2017, 05:31:06 PM
I'd say they are talking about mikey Mendoza , that college thing is a rumour  he has been personally spreading
Care to elaborate a little more?
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 24, 2017, 06:12:51 PM
Free skate lawyer . * with knowledge of boats and maritime law

think this is more of a bird law situation
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: quaintly on July 24, 2017, 06:27:29 PM
As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: UselessAsshole on July 24, 2017, 06:36:10 PM
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Free skate lawyer . * with knowledge of boats and maritime law
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think this is more of a bird law situation

This trial may go on a while

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder291/500x/46206291/charlie-kelly-3-you-wanna-go-toe-to-toe-in-bird-law.jpg)
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Chavo on July 24, 2017, 07:03:19 PM
The real issue sounds like they're giving birds too much of a good thing.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 24, 2017, 10:30:23 PM
As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,?  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics?  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.

you're a liar and an instigator, but thank you for this post, you know the rest of the team are dropouts ya
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on July 24, 2017, 11:24:29 PM
As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.

It's not Mendoza. Also i wanna add to this thread how fucking ironic it is that I've been kicked out of that university countless times while they  give out scholarships for skateboarding. Is he allowed to skate on campus? Like... what is up with that
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Art_Vanderlay on July 25, 2017, 01:51:04 AM
While on the topic of FUCK NIKE a well known aus skater just got kicked off the team for going to college

It's Shane O'Neill isn't it?... he surely needs a back up plan after his skate career is over.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: pabloalvarado on July 25, 2017, 09:03:16 AM
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It's Shane O'Neill isn't it?... he surely needs a back up plan after his skate career is over.

Cmon guys...its Jake Duncombe.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Tracer on July 25, 2017, 09:11:19 AM
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/green-lakes-illicit-skateboard-bowl-to-be-scrapped-and-an-attorney-offers-to-represent-skaters-who-built-it (http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/green-lakes-illicit-skateboard-bowl-to-be-scrapped-and-an-attorney-offers-to-represent-skaters-who-built-it)

Nike is so core eh? Throw a DIY contest and disqualify one of the finalists because they built it "illegally", which I always though DIY spots weren't ever really legal in the first place until after it's built.
Nike takes a giant L on this one. That's the whole point, build, skate and move on.
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 25, 2017, 02:12:20 PM
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While on the topic of FUCK NIKE a well known aus skater just got kicked off the team for going to college
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It's Shane O'Neill isn't it?... he surely needs a back up plan after his skate career is over.

I'm pretty sure he's backed up to the cloud
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: whoami on July 25, 2017, 02:42:27 PM
They kicked Lee Ralph off?

Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Sold Out on July 25, 2017, 04:00:32 PM
As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.

wait... I want to hear more about this skateboard scholarship. They are paying his tuition for being a skateboarder?!? This is fucked
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Fecal Fury on July 25, 2017, 04:48:58 PM
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As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,?  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics?  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.
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you're a liar and an instigator, but thank you for this post, you know the rest of the team are dropouts ya

After the Sydney Damn Am on the weekend, Mikey Mendoza went around plastering big eS sticker's over all the Nike SB stickers so there's that...
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: MC3 on July 25, 2017, 05:06:08 PM
I heard Peter Hewitt got kicked off Nike for trying to pursue a college education
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: quaintly on July 25, 2017, 08:55:50 PM
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As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,?  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics?  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.
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you're a liar and an instigator, but thank you for this post, you know the rest of the team are dropouts ya

I understand how difficult it must be to believe such outlandishly ludicrous statements .
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: quaintly on July 25, 2017, 08:58:53 PM
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As far as I know Mikey Mendoza got released from Nike SB au . I overheard him personally state that they kicked him off because he wanted to pursue his education . He's a s very academic young man ,  was high school captain (like a valedictorian) , has a skateboarding scholarship from Sydney university , represents the red bull, And dreams of competing in the Olympics  . He's definitely talented but maybe not super marketable .I don't know the exact reasons he was booted , but I'm not convinced it was because he wanted to get an education . He now happily skates for the es Australia distributor.
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wait... I want to hear more about this skateboard scholarship. They are paying his tuition for being a skateboarder?!? This is fucked

Pretty sure if you typed a few key words into google , all will be revealed sir
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: violentpizza on July 26, 2017, 12:48:37 AM
Nike....MAKES SKATESHOES?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: lk130 on July 26, 2017, 09:40:01 AM
Giving them founding credentials is insane, they can't make you skate or live skateboarding its something you do on your own
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: SodaJerk on July 27, 2017, 05:37:24 AM
I heard Peter Hewitt got kicked off Nike for trying to pursue a college education
Clown or barber?
Title: Re: FUCK Nike SB and Transworld
Post by: Jollyoli on July 27, 2017, 05:42:12 AM
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I heard Peter Hewitt got kicked off Nike for trying to pursue a college education
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Clown or barber?

Scatologist