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Title: Nora
Post by: lamfordie on November 08, 2017, 09:55:00 AM
I don't know why we haven't started a thread on arguably the best girl skater today.
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Title: Re: Nora
Post by: ClintVsElijahRound2 on November 16, 2017, 06:16:11 PM
how's she gonna hit you up to fuck after making this post if you didn't even leave your number
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 19, 2017, 04:50:36 PM
I think either a) I should unsub from her stories or b) she needs to stop hanging out with Ms. Yary
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: fergus on November 19, 2017, 10:24:11 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWlTXMlj48e/?taken-by=giovannireda

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXawdDkjo49/?taken-by=giovannireda
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: planman on November 27, 2017, 10:23:40 PM
If I could do backside airs like anyone, I'd choose hers
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: imad on November 27, 2017, 10:51:13 PM
On a scale of 1-10 she's a 5...6 tops. Also, watching female skaters besides old Elissa footage is fucking boring.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Bizarro Jerry on November 28, 2017, 05:20:28 PM
My neighbor's name is Nora and shes 81 years old. She's pretty cool though since she lets me and my girlfriend pick her cherry tomatoes and basil from her garden.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Mark Renton on November 29, 2017, 06:18:11 AM
Lately I've been into her flatmate as well.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: OrangeVHStapes on November 29, 2017, 08:15:55 AM
Love Nora, she has been doing Muska flips on tranny recently and actually makes them look cool. I fully back her... You know, cause my support means so much...
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Budgie Lasek on November 29, 2017, 12:41:42 PM
If I could do backside airs like anyone, I'd choose hers

So, instead of choosing someone like Hosoi, Grant, or any number of people who can do massive, stylish, backside airs... you choose someone who does them 1 foot above the lip?

Nora rules, that was just a funny statement.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: planman on November 29, 2017, 09:49:51 PM
If I could do backside airs like anyone, I'd choose hers

So, instead of choosing someone like Hosoi, Grant, or any number of people who can do massive, stylish, backside airs... you choose someone who does them 1 foot above the lip?

Nora rules, that was just a funny statement.
Idk man, I just really like the way she scoops them
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: imad on November 29, 2017, 10:32:49 PM
Idk man, I just really like the way she scoops them

You're fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Sanka Coffie on November 30, 2017, 03:47:07 PM
Idk man, I just really like the way she scoops them

I'm fucking pathetic.

Fixed. Easy mistake, happens to the best of us.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: imad on November 30, 2017, 04:40:43 PM
Amateur hour.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Sanka Coffie on November 30, 2017, 04:54:11 PM
Amateur hour.

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Title: Re: Nora
Post by: imad on November 30, 2017, 05:03:37 PM
Quit while you're already 20 steps behind daquarius
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Sanka Coffie on November 30, 2017, 05:05:30 PM
Quit while you're already 20 steps behind daquarius

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Title: Re: Nora
Post by: planman on November 30, 2017, 09:04:14 PM
Idk man, I just really like the way she scoops them

You're fucking pathetic.
I mean I am, but for other reasons
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Late Shuv Bloomer on December 04, 2017, 11:03:26 AM
Idk man, I just really like the way she scoops them

You're fucking pathetic.

i registered just to laugh at you telling strangers on the internet they're pathetic. do you have the same handle registered on reddit? i bet people always say your username checks out.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: imad on December 04, 2017, 05:28:01 PM
i registered just to laugh at you telling strangers on the internet they're pathetic. do you have the same handle registered on reddit? i bet people always say your username checks out.

You're so fuckin mad LOL
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: lamfordie on February 03, 2018, 09:57:27 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BewCm70jJwe/
🔥🔥🔥
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Mr. Fink on February 03, 2018, 10:45:56 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BewCm70jJwe/
🔥🔥🔥

You know damn well youíre reported.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: bawtawd5 on February 17, 2018, 05:03:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vDTyDyl.png)
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: MaitlandPrivado on February 18, 2018, 11:40:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vDTyDyl.png)

For real, look at all that .... hold the fuck up, Abreva's not for congestion.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Trashcon on March 21, 2018, 07:02:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vDTyDyl.png)

For real, look at all that .... hold the fuck up, Abreva's not for congestion.
cold sore and or herpes?
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: deluxxxe on March 24, 2018, 07:16:08 AM
I think either a) I should unsub from her stories or b) she needs to stop hanging out with Ms. Yary

b) is definitely the right answer, else you might miss out on this sort of thing

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Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Mr.Squarepants on March 24, 2018, 01:30:54 PM
^ hallelujah
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 25, 2018, 05:53:26 PM
I think either a) I should unsub from her stories or b) she needs to stop hanging out with Ms. Yary

b) is definitely the right answer, else you might miss out on this sort of thing

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true BUT I also have to watch/ listen to her sing along with the radio in like every second story ... so conflicting
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Mad Max on March 27, 2018, 04:36:10 AM
I think either a) I should unsub from her stories or b) she needs to stop hanging out with Ms. Yary

b) is definitely the right answer, else you might miss out on this sort of thing

(https://media.giphy.com/media/WfuXr64moHNsc/giphy.gif)

Thanks for reposting this.

Can't hate on Nora but she's spoken for.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: bawtawd5 on March 28, 2018, 12:23:11 AM
Nora reminds me of that really hot girl who plays bass in a local band who would never give you the time of day
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Title: Re: Nora
Post by: GOKU on March 31, 2018, 12:32:02 PM
On a scale of 1-10 she's a 5...6 tops. Also, watching female skaters besides old Elissa footage is fucking boring.

~~ SMASH DAT MF KOOK BUTTON ~~
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: HyenaChaser on April 04, 2018, 04:05:41 PM
Nora reminds me of that really hot girl who plays bass in a local band who would never give you the time of day

I don't know, she seems like might wear a watch occasionally
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 04, 2018, 04:51:15 PM
Noras nine club was tight, i back her.
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on April 05, 2018, 02:00:12 AM
Nora reminds me of that really hot girl who plays bass in a local band who would never give you the time of day

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Shoot your shot my guy
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: bawtawd5 on April 06, 2018, 09:02:23 PM
Nora reminds me of that really hot girl who plays bass in a local band who would never give you the time of day

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Shoot your shot my guy
Tru shit but my fg % looking mighty low thank God for big bitches
Anyway so proud of Nora doing big things
Her new hairstyle got me feeling some type away
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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/nora-vasconcellos-interview-adidas-first-female-pro-skater-w518659
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: fang on April 07, 2018, 07:29:07 PM
Nora reminds me of that really hot girl who plays bass in a local band who would never give you the time of day

I don't know, she seems like might wear a watch occasionally

Ha. Would gnar if I could
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Paco Supreme on April 28, 2018, 05:25:57 AM
I suggest any of you gentlemen who havenít yet, go check welcomes Instagram story, Nora wandering around an AirPort pointing the phone camera at her ass
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: 20matar on April 28, 2018, 10:12:05 AM
I suggest any of you gentlemen who havenít yet, go check welcomes Instagram story, Nora wandering around an AirPort pointing the phone camera at her ass

At her... tail, even. Nice, I guess?
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: Mad Max on August 26, 2018, 05:49:45 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BikWuGCnwxw/?hl=en&taken-by=jill_perkins
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: FamilyMeeting7 on August 27, 2018, 09:25:49 PM
I like her kickflip disasters
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: snowman600 on August 28, 2018, 06:17:01 PM
Great skater, but she has the sex appeal of Francine Frensky
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: the snake on September 01, 2018, 09:48:12 PM
Great skater, but she has the sex appeal of Francine Frensky
holy shit, you nailed it !
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Title: Re: Nora
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 02, 2018, 12:39:07 AM
someone report me for i have sinned
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: dirtyweemidden on September 02, 2018, 08:12:48 AM
HAH! Francine

I kinda like it that shes went the opposite way that Leticia did.
Leticia dressed like an normal tom boyish skate chick then she got famous and got a boob job and some hella tight leggings.
 Nora got famous and got a tiger woods outfit, its a good way to shut up the dudes that love to shit on chicks for using their feminine ways to get ahead
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 04, 2018, 09:30:48 AM
Great skater, but she has the sex appeal of Francine Frensky
holy shit, you nailed it !
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/0/0f/Francine.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150124220723)

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Nora
Post by: kentrock on September 16, 2018, 10:25:54 PM
she is hot af