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Title: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Chippedwood on December 14, 2017, 08:20:35 PM
i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on December 16, 2017, 01:18:41 PM
i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?

Fuck you, phelps did tons of gnarly shit that never got filmed.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Chavo on December 18, 2017, 12:19:46 AM
I've seen Joey McSqueeb skate and I never saw those two in the same room together.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: jorge on December 19, 2017, 10:30:13 AM
So wait, bombing hills and skating vert is for kooks?
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 20, 2017, 05:28:21 AM
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i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?
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Fuck you, phelps did tons of gnarly shit that never got filmed.
Remember when this got filmed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: streetsoup on December 22, 2017, 04:59:59 PM
Does someone know the context of the above video?
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 23, 2017, 05:12:16 AM
Does someone know the context of the above video?

I think they all got pissed at the gay shit @ :19 when Phelps yells "hey! can i hit it in the mornin'!?"
Rowley was the only one to stand up for himself, while BA wasn't interested in meth daddies at the time.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: sonofspacemitten on December 23, 2017, 08:30:26 PM
So your saying that all the san fran guys are kooks and anyone that skates vert is a kook. my question is why do you care.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: imad on December 23, 2017, 09:30:54 PM
The fact that Geoff didn't allow Jake to kiss him and how he was "standing up for himself" is homophobic!
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Bumpovertrash on December 24, 2017, 12:42:12 AM
Hill skating is fucking gnarly
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Pigeon on December 24, 2017, 01:08:31 AM
So your saying that all the san fran guys are kooks and anyone that skates vert is a kook. my question is why do you care.
You don’t need to live in SF to skate hills or vert. Just saying...
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 24, 2017, 11:30:55 PM
Rowley sure was a lot more full of piss n' vinegar when he was sXe
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 25, 2017, 07:55:27 AM
I'm pretty sure Phelps slammed on Delores still wearing those same Emerica MJs.
I feel bad for his griptape (toothbrush, underwear, & parents as well.)

"AY go get that lil baby shoe!"
(http://preview.ibb.co/eamJAR/nooo.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIclo4dP4A
aww he's rockin addidas...and they stayed on...fml i did this png for nothing
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Ankle_Lift on December 25, 2017, 11:54:01 AM
Have you ever even dropped in on anything oe ever bombed a hill? I doubt it.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 25, 2017, 12:54:31 PM
Have you ever even dropped in on anything oe ever bombed a hill? I doubt it.

  Whats more fun, skating slow or fast? I've always prefered slow.  Like, a bit of speed can be fun, but I'm just doing ollies at that point.  I wonder what the average speed is on slapspals skateboards.  -prolly slow as fuk.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on December 25, 2017, 01:25:21 PM
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Have you ever even dropped in on anything oe ever bombed a hill? I doubt it.
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  Whats more fun, skating slow or fast? I've always prefered slow.  Like, a bit of speed can be fun, but I'm just doing ollies at that point.  I wonder what the average speed is on slapspals skateboards.  -prolly slow as fuk.

??? I would kook you till the end of time.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Ankle_Lift on December 26, 2017, 10:57:26 AM
If you don't go fast, you can't ollie up anything, grind or slappy anything. You gotta go fast and pump to carve a bowl... so fast is better dummy.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: SlapReviewer18 on December 28, 2017, 10:03:12 PM
who you calling Kook. i would like to see you bomb a hill that big.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on December 29, 2017, 11:18:10 AM
My comment is im concerned for you and the world of kooks.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: streetsoup on January 02, 2018, 04:45:12 PM
Prefer slow?
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on January 05, 2018, 03:23:20 PM
Prefer slow?
 
  Yes man.  A couple of pushes and do a trick.  You guys are full of shit anyway.  Come clean you're not doing flip tricks with real speed fuck off.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 05, 2018, 03:26:48 PM
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Prefer slow?
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  Yes man.  A couple of pushes and do a trick.  You guys are full of shit anyway.  Come clean you're not doing flip tricks with real speed fuck off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6d58HIe01A
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: fulfillthedream on January 07, 2018, 10:21:50 PM
auby taylor said he almost punched phelp in the face
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Pigeon on January 08, 2018, 07:47:38 AM
auby taylor said he almost punched phelp in the face
Well, he was almost on Krooked too.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: QueeferMadness on January 10, 2018, 03:43:43 AM
I'm 50/50 on the guy.

Bombing hills at his age is fuckin gnar.

Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 17, 2018, 10:23:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfb8XDSGbF4

This whole thing is entertaining and about jake, I think they animated it convey it such as well.
For the record I think Jake has put it down for skating, for good or bad, he intended to see it continue, rather than destroy it. Even though his job is to make skateboard components and products appealing in a user friendly catalog.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: the tranny monster on January 31, 2018, 06:30:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eaegpSyeyo

My friend somehow got Jakes number and prank texts him constantly and Jake always replys, it's crazy. 
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: calvinsdream on February 06, 2018, 03:09:07 PM
auby taylor said he almost punched phelp in the face

for Auby I'm pretty sure the distance between "almost punched" and "punched" is pretty large
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: Lobo on February 08, 2018, 12:13:19 PM
Phelps is like Dana White of skateboarding
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 11, 2018, 01:38:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eaegpSyeyo

My friend somehow got Jakes number and prank texts him constantly and Jake always replys, it's crazy.
  the thing he does at 4;55 is pretty fucked.
Title: Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
Post by: feedmeseymour on February 22, 2018, 12:04:44 PM
i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?***Can you guys kook me?