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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Mouth on December 29, 2017, 07:21:36 AM
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Yuto Horigome is going to be the next Eric Koston.
Your turn bitchiz.
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Yuto Horigome is going to be the next Eric Koston.
Your turn bitchiz.
he need to step up his shit-talking skills fo sure
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Frost never had vert skills like Yuto it's already a wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GcpkhVFLY0
From what I hear Koston's life was the inspiration for all those hotwife videos we've been seeing on those adult websites.
Also, Blind will not put Yuto where he needs to be, they would fuck up a cup of coffee.
Final Answer
"Jackson Pilz and Yuto is going to be the next former-Dwindle riders."
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Max Palmer will be the next pro sk8r
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Fred Gall is going to be the next SOTY
Nick Matthews is going to be the next infamous serial killer
Geoff Rowley is going to be the next meal for a mountain lion
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Carlos iqui is the next jp jadeed
That Tiago kid that rides for sk8mafia will be the next Joey brezinski
Auby Taylor is the next Mike frazier
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Nyjah next Gator
Cole next Chris Benoit
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
Hahaha
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
Hahaha
Is she replacing Elijah or Cory?
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Cole next Chris Benoit
His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.
You need to be nicer.
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.
You need to be nicer.
Yo!! it's a wack style joke! not a murder joke! sorry!
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
Hahaha
Is she replacing Elijah or Cory?
Cory bc Cory is the next Andy Roy
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
Hahaha
Is she replacing Elijah or Cory?
Cory bc Cory is the next Andy Roy
:P :o :'(
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tri-color camo is the next puffy shoes
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
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Marc Johnson is going to be the next Rodney Mullen of inspirational shpeels we don't want to listen to.
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Jerry Gurney is going to be the next lead singer of Steel Dragon
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
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Skateboarding is going to be the next Olympics doping scandal
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
but the vacation is rad :(
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
i fucks with the vacation but i wouldn’t mind him on wknd, amazing skater, one of my favs
kader is (kinda) going to be the next p-rod (adjusted to 2017-18 standards)
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That stupid palace ring is going to be the next thing I see on instagram all week.
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MJ is the next Paparaldo
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Pat Burke is going to be the next Gino, but hesh
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MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.
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Yaje Popson is the new Ocean Howell
Dee Ostrander is the new Richie Belton
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MJ is the next Paparaldo
Oh please shut up you fucking cunt!
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Wes Kremer is the next Tom Penny.
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steve berra is going to be the next kevin spacey.
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.
Not to derail the thread but it's like they send the guy in your sig cool clothes. But he just doesn't know anything outside of a skateboard. And can't manage to be cool
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The Sears tower is gonna be the next thing Tiago switch back tails
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Wreckingball is going to be the next slim shady.
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The Sears tower is gonna be the next thing Tiago switch back tails
A certain Alt-right Flip employee is gonna be the next to delete his instagram yet again over racist comments he was "totally kidding" about
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MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.
I think SLAPASONIC already beat you too it ..... SLAPASONIC - "MJ is the next Paparaldo"
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MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.
I think SLAPASONIC already beat you too it ..... SLAPASONIC - "MJ is the next Paparaldo"
Anyone else see multiple board collectors putting pops on blast for non-payment for goods about a year ago?
Can we flash forward to whenever Adidas stops cutting the checks for Glenfiddich and whatever hipster cigarette MJ prefers?
imagine the desperation/depravity level of an alcofied, sponsorless marc johnson...
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome
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Geoff Rowley is going to be the next meal for a mountain lion
circle of life and all that jazz...
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Matt Field is going to be the new Pops.
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
but the vacation is rad :(
But the vacation is done :(
Ross and Powderly prob going to Politic. David to WKND. Ettman prob gets left out again
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Nyjah next Gator
Cole next Chris Benoit
Made my day
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I'm gonna be ya next daddy
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Phelps is going to be the next Harvey Weinstein.
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suciu is the modern day brian lotti
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Frost never had vert skills like Yuto it's already a wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GcpkhVFLY0
From what I hear Koston's life was the inspiration for all those hotwife videos we've been seeing on those adult websites.
Also, Blind will not put Yuto where he needs to be, they would fuck up a cup of coffee.
Final Answer
"Jackson Pilz and Yuto is going to be the next former-Dwindle riders."
Know your history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAhZkXYhlpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyx6C9YbKE0
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D Vargs is going to be the next Hosoi
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Skateboarding is going to be the next Olympics doping scandal
Oh man, so many "doping" scandals
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome
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D Vargs is going to be the next Hosoi
hahaha!
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Pops is the golden standard for dudes who fell off the deep end
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome
Who's your friend
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Dill is gonna be the next skater to come out as a homosexual
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Shane is the next all-time great to never win SOTY (following in the footsteps of Gonz, Rickk, Guy and Penny).
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
but the vacation is rad :(
But the vacation is done :(
Ross and Powderly prob going to Politic. David to WKND. Ettman prob gets left out again
Pretty sure the vacation is still going.