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Title: __________ is going to be the next __________.
Post by: Mouth on December 29, 2017, 07:21:36 AM
Yuto Horigome is going to be the next Eric Koston.

Your turn bitchiz.
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Post by: mooraga on December 29, 2017, 07:50:55 AM
Yuto Horigome is going to be the next Eric Koston.

Your turn bitchiz.

he need to step up his shit-talking skills fo sure
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 29, 2017, 07:58:09 AM
Frost never had vert skills like Yuto it's already a wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GcpkhVFLY0
From what I hear Koston's life was the inspiration for all those hotwife videos we've been seeing on those adult websites.
Also, Blind will not put Yuto where he needs to be, they would fuck up a cup of coffee.
 
Final Answer
"Jackson Pilz and Yuto is going to be the next former-Dwindle riders."
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Post by: Viktor Tsoi on December 29, 2017, 08:01:39 AM
Max Palmer will be the next pro sk8r
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Post by: jomeara1 on December 29, 2017, 08:20:58 AM
Fred Gall is going to be the next SOTY

Nick Matthews is going to be the next infamous serial killer

Geoff Rowley is going to be the next meal for a mountain lion

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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on December 29, 2017, 08:35:25 AM
Carlos iqui is the next jp jadeed

That Tiago kid that rides for sk8mafia will be the next Joey brezinski

Auby Taylor is the next Mike frazier
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 29, 2017, 08:43:17 AM
Nyjah next Gator
Cole next Chris Benoit
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Post by: GAY on December 29, 2017, 08:47:13 AM
Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
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Post by: SodaJerk on December 29, 2017, 08:53:29 AM
Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
Hahaha
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Post by: schralp pal on December 29, 2017, 08:56:39 AM
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
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Hahaha

Is she replacing Elijah or Cory?
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 29, 2017, 08:57:17 AM
Cole next Chris Benoit

His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.
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Post by: Jacob Gary on December 29, 2017, 09:47:08 AM
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Cole next Chris Benoit
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.

You need to be nicer.
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 29, 2017, 09:56:30 AM
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Cole next Chris Benoit
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.
[close]

You need to be nicer.

Yo!! it's a wack style joke! not a murder joke! sorry!
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Post by: 99Pancakes on December 29, 2017, 10:49:39 AM
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
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Hahaha
[close]

Is she replacing Elijah or Cory?

Cory bc Cory is the next Andy Roy
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Post by: rejectpaul on December 29, 2017, 11:38:41 AM
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Leticia Buifoni is going to be the next Trunk Boy
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Hahaha
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Is she replacing Elijah or Cory?
[close]

Cory bc Cory is the next Andy Roy
:P :o :'(
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Post by: coreaf on December 29, 2017, 11:54:12 AM
tri-color camo is the next puffy shoes
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Post by: planman on December 29, 2017, 01:18:41 PM
Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
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Post by: streetsoup on December 29, 2017, 01:27:09 PM
Marc Johnson is going to be the next Rodney Mullen of inspirational shpeels we don't want to listen to.
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Post by: Jonny Utah on December 29, 2017, 03:38:00 PM
Jerry Gurney is going to be the next lead singer of Steel Dragon
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Post by: Harem on December 29, 2017, 03:39:33 PM
David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
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Post by: streetsoup on December 29, 2017, 03:44:30 PM
Skateboarding is going to be the next Olympics doping scandal
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Post by: coreaf on December 29, 2017, 04:03:01 PM
David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND

but the vacation is rad :(
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Post by: roba on December 29, 2017, 04:06:12 PM
David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND

i fucks with the vacation but i wouldn’t mind him on wknd, amazing skater, one of my favs

kader is (kinda) going to be the next p-rod (adjusted to 2017-18 standards)
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Post by: doublesteveburger on December 29, 2017, 04:39:27 PM
That stupid palace ring is going to be the next thing I see on instagram all week.
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Post by: SLAPASONIC on December 29, 2017, 04:54:41 PM
MJ is the next Paparaldo
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Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on December 29, 2017, 05:37:51 PM
Pat Burke is going to be the next Gino, but hesh
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on December 29, 2017, 09:07:53 PM
MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.
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Post by: poowizard on December 30, 2017, 11:11:30 AM
Yaje Popson is the new Ocean Howell

Dee Ostrander is the new Richie Belton
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Post by: Molte on December 30, 2017, 11:23:35 AM
MJ is the next Paparaldo
Oh please shut up you fucking cunt!
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Post by: Yu Dum on December 30, 2017, 11:59:35 AM
Wes Kremer is the next Tom Penny.
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Post by: Dong Hanglo on December 30, 2017, 02:50:31 PM
steve berra is going to be the next kevin spacey.
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Post by: JumpManShorty on December 30, 2017, 07:54:21 PM
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Cole next Chris Benoit
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.

Not to derail the thread but it's like they send the guy in your sig cool clothes. But he just doesn't know anything outside of a skateboard. And can't manage to be cool
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Post by: planman on December 30, 2017, 11:37:37 PM
The Sears tower is gonna be the next thing Tiago switch back tails
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Post by: gnidraobetaks on December 31, 2017, 02:22:02 PM
Wreckingball is going to be the next slim shady.
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 31, 2017, 02:44:38 PM
The Sears tower is gonna be the next thing Tiago switch back tails
A certain Alt-right Flip employee is gonna be the next to delete his instagram yet again over racist comments he was "totally kidding" about
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Post by: Larry Sportello on December 31, 2017, 02:45:04 PM
MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.

I think SLAPASONIC already beat you too it ..... SLAPASONIC - "MJ is the next Paparaldo"
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 31, 2017, 03:04:38 PM
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MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.
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I think SLAPASONIC already beat you too it ..... SLAPASONIC - "MJ is the next Paparaldo"

Anyone else see multiple board collectors putting pops on blast for non-payment for goods about a year ago?
Can we flash forward to whenever Adidas stops cutting the checks for Glenfiddich and whatever hipster cigarette MJ prefers?
imagine the desperation/depravity level of an alcofied, sponsorless marc johnson...
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Post by: Viktor Tsoi on January 05, 2018, 06:15:00 PM
Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 21, 2018, 09:16:52 PM
Geoff Rowley is going to be the next meal for a mountain lion
circle of life and all that jazz...
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Post by: Pigeon on January 22, 2018, 02:05:08 AM
Matt Field is going to be the new Pops.
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Post by: the canadian suit on January 22, 2018, 02:44:29 AM
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
[close]

but the vacation is rad :(

But the vacation is done :(
Ross and Powderly prob going to Politic. David to WKND. Ettman prob gets left out again
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Post by: fang on January 22, 2018, 05:47:25 AM
Nyjah next Gator
Cole next Chris Benoit

Made my day
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Post by: Killyoureself4000 on January 22, 2018, 07:56:12 PM
I'm gonna be ya next daddy
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Post by: Pigeon on January 22, 2018, 10:42:59 PM
Phelps is going to be the next Harvey Weinstein.
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Post by: one80 on January 23, 2018, 08:06:05 AM
suciu is the modern day brian lotti
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Post by: B. Hopper on January 23, 2018, 08:24:58 AM
Frost never had vert skills like Yuto it's already a wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GcpkhVFLY0
From what I hear Koston's life was the inspiration for all those hotwife videos we've been seeing on those adult websites.
Also, Blind will not put Yuto where he needs to be, they would fuck up a cup of coffee.
 
Final Answer
"Jackson Pilz and Yuto is going to be the next former-Dwindle riders."

Know your history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAhZkXYhlpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyx6C9YbKE0
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Post by: Number on January 23, 2018, 10:31:14 AM
D Vargs is going to be the next Hosoi
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Post by: thunderskater2805 on January 23, 2018, 10:39:45 AM
Skateboarding is going to be the next Olympics doping scandal
Oh man, so many "doping" scandals
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Post by: doublesteveburger on January 23, 2018, 11:23:17 AM
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
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I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome


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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 23, 2018, 05:20:53 PM
D Vargs is going to be the next Hosoi
hahaha!
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Post by: offkilter on January 23, 2018, 05:50:51 PM
Pops is the golden standard for dudes who fell off the deep end
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Post by: streetsoup on January 23, 2018, 06:05:13 PM
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
[close]
I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome

Who's your friend
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Post by: BayZ on January 24, 2018, 03:47:25 AM
Dill is gonna be the next skater to come out as a homosexual

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Post by: DannyDee on January 24, 2018, 06:03:00 PM
Shane is the next all-time great to never win SOTY (following in the footsteps of Gonz, Rickk, Guy and Penny).
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Post by: Jared on January 24, 2018, 11:51:50 PM
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
[close]

but the vacation is rad :(
[close]

But the vacation is done :(
Ross and Powderly prob going to Politic. David to WKND. Ettman prob gets left out again
Pretty sure the vacation is still going.