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Title: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SOTY on January 09, 2018, 05:57:35 PM
Bobby Peru wants a SLAP Epicly Later'd.
I'm going to get selfish here and say history of SLAP - Dawes, Morford, Whiteley, Brook, etc with a bit about the forum at the end
Fuck that, you guys know what happened. This thread is for anything that involves or pertains to the Universe of SLAP. Honestly, I would do this myself but the search engine isn't exactly user-friendly. I've got a few questions:

-What are the rules on here? I can't find them anywhere yet I've seen users get banned.
-How did "off" become "of"?
-Who is the oldest active member? (at least 1 post/week 8))
-Tracer: what made him so villainous?
-Who is unnamed Euro TM?
-How do you SLAP?
-Which pros came on here to silence the haters?
-Where's bawtawd?
-Does this thread already exist?
Etc.?

This is where we SLAP about SLAP. Truth only, please.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: tom on January 09, 2018, 06:03:32 PM
ďOffĒ became ďofĒ 14-14 years ago. It was a thread titled ďGino of ChocolateĒ. My selective memory has the joke mostly being centered around Gino being made of chocolate
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: childhood on January 09, 2018, 06:18:04 PM
Can't answer all your questions, but:

I don't know if there's a list of rules anymore, but just don't act like an asshole and you'll be fine.
Stuff like repeated rape threats, and posting personal info about other posters will probably get you banned.
Pussy white-supremacists are still allowed to post here though, for some reason...

Jayme Fortune, Jamie Thomas, Henry Sanchez, Josh Kalis, Ted DeGros, Alex Chalmers, and Anthony Shetler have posted on here. Maybe Kelch too? And probably some others I'm forgetting.

The "of" comes from a thread title about Gino from like 2004, where "off" and "Chocolate" were both misspelled.

Tracer is just a kook who was always overly-confident with how dumb he is.

I SLAP drunk.

Bawtawd is doing research chemicals in his mom's garage.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: JB on January 09, 2018, 06:36:44 PM
-Where's bawtawd?

he gost
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: CINCINNATI on January 09, 2018, 06:57:26 PM
fred gall.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 09, 2018, 07:04:50 PM
Right around the time I joined I heard about an incident where someone got on here to talk shit and a poster knew his location and went to his house to confront him. I believe it was about Jamie Tancowny? that was probably the best story I've heard here.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Jumping Beans on January 09, 2018, 07:06:49 PM
There would have to be interviews with Brooklyn Brawler, Rawb, COTG, tony hox cox, Vicky, etc.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: iKobrakai on January 09, 2018, 10:49:03 PM
Right around the time I joined I heard about an incident where someone got on here to talk shit and a poster knew his location and went to his house to confront him. I believe it was about Jamie Tancowny? that was probably the best story I've heard here.

Classic. Too bad it involved mental health problems. Real mental health problems.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: QueeferMadness on January 10, 2018, 03:49:14 AM
Emanuel Guzman and Karl Watson both were on here.
Karl was here for a while
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 10, 2018, 05:41:10 AM
Right around the time I joined I heard about an incident where someone got on here to talk shit and a poster knew his location and went to his house to confront him. I believe it was about Jamie Tancowny? that was probably the best story I've heard here.

Classic. Too bad it involved mental health problems. Real mental health problems.

Yeah that thread a pretty hectic one, the dude's name is slipping my mind...I remember he had a part where for the first half he dressed like cliche 2003 Canadian, Tall tees, Circas, etc and then halfway through the part took a full 180 and was all black jeans, medium shirt, black shoes. Like a totally different skater, in dress and their skating itself.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: perverted super otaku! on January 10, 2018, 06:21:29 AM
There would have to be interviews with Brooklyn Brawler, Rawb, COTG, tony hox cox, Vicky, etc.
It seems like whatever went down with "Vicky" was prettty crazy and no one will speak of the infamous "Vicky story" but fair enough if its a life-ruining kinda thing still curious though, I have seen what may be hints it may have involved puke and strippers
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 10, 2018, 07:04:13 AM
There would have to be interviews with Brooklyn Brawler, Rawb, COTG, tony hox cox, Vicky, etc.
It seems like whatever went down with "Vicky" was prettty crazy and no one will speak of the infamous "Vicky story" but fair enough if its a life-ruining kinda thing still curious though, I have seen what may be hints it may have involved puke and strippers

Unless there's more than one Vicky story, the one I'm familiar with directly involves her and a fellow poster. It's still here in some form if you dig around...
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Mystical Leader on January 10, 2018, 07:19:32 AM
Right around the time I joined I heard about an incident where someone got on here to talk shit and a poster knew his location and went to his house to confront him. I believe it was about Jamie Tancowny? that was probably the best story I've heard here.

Classic. Too bad it involved mental health problems. Real mental health problems.

Yeah that thread a pretty hectic one, the dude's name is slipping my mind...I remember he had a part where for the first half he dressed like cliche 2003 Canadian, Tall tees, Circas, etc and then halfway through the part took a full 180 and was all black jeans, medium shirt, black shoes. Like a totally different skater, in dress and their skating itself.


this Kyle Robinson dude?

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=55975.0
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 10, 2018, 08:11:34 AM
Right around the time I joined I heard about an incident where someone got on here to talk shit and a poster knew his location and went to his house to confront him. I believe it was about Jamie Tancowny? that was probably the best story I've heard here.

Classic. Too bad it involved mental health problems. Real mental health problems.

Yeah that thread a pretty hectic one, the dude's name is slipping my mind...I remember he had a part where for the first half he dressed like cliche 2003 Canadian, Tall tees, Circas, etc and then halfway through the part took a full 180 and was all black jeans, medium shirt, black shoes. Like a totally different skater, in dress and their skating itself.


this Kyle Robinson dude?

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=55975.0

it's like reading redacted classified UFO military reports. Some AMAZING toilet reading. My legs went to sleep. Anyone know where to find the Vicky story?

Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 10, 2018, 08:14:21 AM
There would have to be interviews with Brooklyn Brawler, Rawb, COTG, tony hox cox, Vicky, etc.
It seems like whatever went down with "Vicky" was prettty crazy and no one will speak of the infamous "Vicky story" but fair enough if its a life-ruining kinda thing still curious though, I have seen what may be hints it may have involved puke and strippers

Unless there's more than one Vicky story, the one I'm familiar with directly involves her and a fellow poster. It's still here in some form if you dig around...

I knew Vicky before I ever came on here and I too am interested.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 10, 2018, 08:41:25 AM
There would have to be interviews with Brooklyn Brawler, Rawb, COTG, tony hox cox, Vicky, etc.
It seems like whatever went down with "Vicky" was prettty crazy and no one will speak of the infamous "Vicky story" but fair enough if its a life-ruining kinda thing still curious though, I have seen what may be hints it may have involved puke and strippers

Unless there's more than one Vicky story, the one I'm familiar with directly involves her and a fellow poster. It's still here in some form if you dig around...

I knew Vicky before I ever came on here and I too am interested.

I can remember most of it, but Slap Illuminati is always watching and I'm pretty sure people have been banned in the past for posting it. Is there a statue of limitations on this stuff?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on January 10, 2018, 09:10:48 AM
It was a pretty tasteless kiss-and-tell by some dude named Sectechrome (?) That said, it was hilarious. I think Brooklyn Brawler and some other mods were butthurt about it on some special interest white knight shit. Some guy had it as his signature for a while.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: planman on January 10, 2018, 09:11:09 AM
What went down with briden? I used to talk to him every so often on an ea skate forum but never got why he left/got banned.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 10, 2018, 09:59:14 AM
Can't answer all your questions, but:

I don't know if there's a list of rules anymore, but just don't act like an asshole and you'll be fine.
Stuff like repeated rape threats, and posting personal info about other posters will probably get you banned.
Pussy white-supremacists are still allowed to post here though, for some reason...

Jayme Fortune, Jamie Thomas, Henry Sanchez, Josh Kalis, Ted DeGros, Alex Chalmers, and Anthony Shetler have posted on here. Maybe Kelch too? And probably some others I'm forgetting.

The "of" comes from a thread title about Gino from like 2004, where "off" and "Chocolate" were both misspelled.

Tracer is just a kook who was always overly-confident with how dumb he is.

I SLAP drunk.

Bawtawd is doing research chemicals in his mom's garage.


What did Chalmers have to say?


Shetler's appearance was really funny because he just kept telling kids to kill themselves because they were trying to discuss business with him, but on his podcast he presents himself as a super positive guy. The Internet really does bring the worst out of folks.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: doomstation55 on January 10, 2018, 10:04:07 AM
Richie Jackson told people to kill themselves in clever ways
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on January 10, 2018, 10:07:41 AM
IIRC

Chalmers was mostly posting to sell skateboarding stuff, and also talked about his Really Sorry footage that mostly went to that Digital part.

Shetler didn't immediately announce his identity, but started a thread to talk about how Aaron Suski should be more respected and deserved to have a pro model shoe. Then he went on and acted like a kook.

What happened with the thread about Ben Raemer's sister?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on January 10, 2018, 10:10:19 AM
Also Jamal Smith posts here sometimes.

The Euro TM thing was just some really stupid thread about some skater changing teams, OP claimed to have a very reliable source, then when he was questioned as to who this reliable source was he said, "A TM for a European wheels company, you've probably never heard of him."
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 10, 2018, 10:13:53 AM
Sluggo came on here sending people the RDS video that had just come out at the time. There's been a number of pros who made/still make the occasional appearance. Don't forget about Cliff!

*Edit

Anyone else remember **BABE ALERT** when Whitley posted that Hubba ad behind-the-scenes? Hahaha
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 10, 2018, 10:37:51 AM
We need a modern pro to come on here and lose their minds. I bet Ryan Clements put parental locks on all their laptops so they can't come on here.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 10, 2018, 11:59:42 AM
jayme fortune invented the real confessions thread.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 10, 2018, 12:52:00 PM
Didn't Slap also stop Lutzka from getting on Element instead of Darkstar or am I remembering that wrong?

Anybody have an update on cigarettebeer? Is Hilary Thompson still killing it? Did COTG ever learn how to skate tranny? Where's my free shit from FuckGinoAndPops (was that his name?)
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on January 10, 2018, 01:00:06 PM
We need a modern pro to come on here and lose their minds. I bet Ryan Clements put parental locks on all their laptops so they can't come on here.

he pays andrew langi to steal their laptops.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 10, 2018, 01:04:42 PM
slap saved Pete eldridge's career.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 10, 2018, 02:08:05 PM
IIRC

Chalmers was mostly posting to sell skateboarding stuff, and also talked about his Really Sorry footage that mostly went to that Digital part.

Shetler didn't immediately announce his identity, but started a thread to talk about how Aaron Suski should be more respected and deserved to have a pro model shoe. Then he went on and acted like a kook.

What happened with the thread about Ben Raemer's sister?


I mean he's not wrong, but he took offense to people pointing out that he wasn't as marketable/popular as someone like Reynolds.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on January 10, 2018, 02:21:32 PM
IIRC

Chalmers was mostly posting to sell skateboarding stuff, and also talked about his Really Sorry footage that mostly went to that Digital part.

Shetler didn't immediately announce his identity, but started a thread to talk about how Aaron Suski should be more respected and deserved to have a pro model shoe. Then he went on and acted like a kook.

What happened with the thread about Ben Raemer's sister?


I mean he's not wrong, but he took offense to people pointing out that he wasn't as marketable/popular as someone like Reynolds.

I agree.


slap saved Pete eldridge's career.

How so?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: childhood on January 10, 2018, 02:33:18 PM
"Saved" might be overstating it, but I do think Eldridge getting on Mystery, was influenced by people on here, telling/pressuring Jamie Thomas to put him on. I think there was even a small-scale campaign for it, amongst some posters.

When Thomas was on here more often, I often felt like he used Slap as like a focus-group of sorts, to see what skaters thought was cool, what direction he should take his companies in, and who he should put on.

There's more examples of this kinda thing I'm forgetting, but I felt like people like John Fitzgerald and Forrest Edwards being put on BlackBox companies, were also influenced by their association with OIAM, as well as Slap's love of Forrest.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: shark tits on January 10, 2018, 02:38:42 PM
"Saved" might be overstating it, but I do think Eldridge getting on Mystery, was influenced by people on here, telling/pressuring Jamie Thomas to put him on. I think there was even a small-scale campaign for it, amongst some posters.

When Thomas was on here more often, I often felt like he used Slap as like a focus-group of sorts, to see what skaters thought was cool, what direction he should take his companies in, and who he should put on.

There's more examples of this kinda thing I'm forgetting, but I felt like people like John Fitzgerald and Forrest Edwards being put on BlackBox companies, were also influenced by their association with OIAM, as well as Slap's love of Forrest.
how'd that work for black box?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on January 10, 2018, 03:41:54 PM
Didn't Sinclair rant on here?

In cliff's nineclub he talks about pros embarrassing themselves on here and I wanna know who he meant?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: j....soy..... on January 10, 2018, 03:52:49 PM
Cliff may be referring to there was a weekend when Markovich posted and he was trolled and subsequently peaced....I've heard rumours it was actually members of the blind team doing it. 

The David Lumpkins looking for VHS copies of that TV show was good....

The transformation of Hillary.....

It all happened here....
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: childhood on January 10, 2018, 04:04:44 PM
Ha I think it was YMHY that coined the nickname "Kris Markassbitch".

David Lumpkins thing was insane. That was Mizzark (pre-Hillary) that set that up, right?

And yeah, that Hillary thing was definitely a huge surprise at the time, but she seems a lot more comfortable and happy now, so good for her. Some of the interviews she put out, really made me empathize with what she was going through, and what she has to continue to put up with.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: tom on January 10, 2018, 04:18:58 PM

Anybody have an update on cigarettebeer?
he sends me Facebook messages every six months. At one point he checked himself into a mental institution in Mexico after taking a bunch of psychedelics. I think heís married and lives in Mississippi now. Some girl I know once told me a story about how he found her on MySpace and flew out to Boston to date her. He chased her around the kitchen with a butcher knife when he was blackout drunk. Things didnít work out between them

That Mizzark David Lumpkins thing was wild. He flew from Toronto to North Carolina to buy all the episodes of this tv show called ďSk8Ē on vhs. Mizzark stood him up at the airport. I wish the original thread still existed
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Johnny on January 10, 2018, 04:33:44 PM
This thread is amazing.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 10, 2018, 05:09:15 PM
I always hear rumors about the raw vegan who used to post on here. I always thought it was this dude http://therawadvantage.com/tag/raw-vegan-skateboarder/ but apparently not?

I guessed I missed out on a lot of the folklore but the two funniest things I've seen/ read since I joined were the playing mortal kombat with a tranny story and the AVE/ would Berra my dick so far up your arse photoshop. Also, Iceman drops some crazy photoshop bombs from time to time. Should Jedi be part of the Slap folklore?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 10, 2018, 05:14:50 PM
The supposed "How to be a Baker" DVD that a poster claimed to have gotten but never posted it and whenever he was questioned he would ignore it.

Also Red Cole posted for a bit to stick up for Chris on a thread (I forgot which one) but ended up getting thrashed by the pals.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Nosferatu on January 10, 2018, 07:01:25 PM
slap saved Pete eldridge's career.

How so?

There was a petition to put Pete Eldridge on Mystery. Jamie foolishly listened. Pete Eldridge slowly fizzled out.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on January 10, 2018, 08:16:24 PM
What went down with briden? I used to talk to him every so often on an ea skate forum but never got why he left/got banned.

I've hung out with him in person and I keep in touch with him on the internets. He's cool. But he earned that ban.

One fun pro memory was when Jamie found out Dan Murphy quit Mystery through SLAP. Someone made a thread called something like "Dan Murphy on Foundation?" and Jamie chimed in saying, "Uhh pretty sure he still rides for Mystery?" He didn't. Jamie researched and then deleted his comment.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 10, 2018, 08:57:33 PM
This thread is amazing.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: childhood on January 10, 2018, 09:20:51 PM
What went down with briden? I used to talk to him every so often on an ea skate forum but never got why he left/got banned.

I've hung out with him in person and I keep in touch with him on the internets. He's cool. But he earned that ban.

Not to pry, but what was the reason for the ban? If you feel comfortable saying.
He used to post here a bunch, then I left for like a year, and he was gone when I got back.
I didn't even realize he got banned til now.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: chalmchalms on January 10, 2018, 10:49:10 PM
Whipits + posting on Slap = fun
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What did Chalmers have to say?



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Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: chalmchalms on January 10, 2018, 10:54:49 PM
IIRC

Chalmers was mostly posting to sell skateboarding stuff, and also talked about his Really Sorry footage that mostly went to that Digital part.


Well I did post a board or two for sale last May to help pay for a trip to Ireland......in the classified section. But I wouldn't say that was my defining post. I've been on here since early 2000's I just stopped posting so frequently after a site redo and couldn't get logged back into my account for five or six years.

Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 11, 2018, 02:47:45 AM
hi alex.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on January 11, 2018, 03:42:45 AM
IIRC

Chalmers was mostly posting to sell skateboarding stuff, and also talked about his Really Sorry footage that mostly went to that Digital part.


Well I did post a board or two for sale last May to help pay for a trip to Ireland......in the classified section. But I wouldn't say that was my defining post. I've been on here since early 2000's I just stopped posting so frequently after a site redo and couldn't get logged back into my account for five or six years.



Hey

My bad, I didn't mean to make it sound like you were peddling, those were just the only times I saw you post. I hope you enjoyed your time in Ireland, it's freezing cold here at the minute.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Grind King Rims on January 11, 2018, 03:44:22 AM
Hang on, what would you say is your defining post?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Mongoloid on January 11, 2018, 07:24:40 AM
IIRC

Chalmers was mostly posting to sell skateboarding stuff, and also talked about his Really Sorry footage that mostly went to that Digital part.


Well I did post a board or two for sale last May to help pay for a trip to Ireland......in the classified section. But I wouldn't say that was my defining post. I've been on here since early 2000's I just stopped posting so frequently after a site redo and couldn't get logged back into my account for five or six years.

Hey Alex! Have you seen my defining post yet? Itís kind of hairy.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: ttching! on January 11, 2018, 09:26:59 AM
Hang on, what would you say is your defining post?

Hopefully it will be giving us the dirt on what happened with Flip and Bastien.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Kolostrum on January 11, 2018, 02:45:28 PM
Before Lenoce left Baker people were talking shit about how he only had 4 tricks and didn't deserve to be "hooked up". He came on here (OGbaker?) really humble and not denying the accusations and people changed their tune real quick.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: poster on January 11, 2018, 03:38:25 PM
"A world without CEOs"
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: MC3 on January 11, 2018, 03:41:27 PM
There was something about Mike Sinclair and some poster on here and someone's personal information got leaked?. Also I saw a thread in "classics" where some guy kept posting clips of himself and made a ton of fake slap accounts and myspaces(?) to back himself up
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GAY on January 11, 2018, 04:02:48 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: tobey on January 11, 2018, 04:23:53 PM
What went down with briden? I used to talk to him every so often on an ea skate forum but never got why he left/got banned.

I've hung out with him in person and I keep in touch with him on the internets. He's cool. But he earned that ban.

Not to pry, but what was the reason for the ban? If you feel comfortable saying.
He used to post here a bunch, then I left for like a year, and he was gone when I got back.
I didn't even realize he got banned til now.

Cigarette beer posted about him and his lady having a miscarriage and Briden made fun of it. He has a new account but barely posts. When I had my first account I thought I was the shit because i was like 14 and thought I would be slaps god because I was decent at skateboarding and my friend gave Briden my personal information and posted it on here. He made realize I was an idiot then and we been bffs ever since I made an Instagram
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: FamilyMeeting7 on January 11, 2018, 05:22:19 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Agreed!

What about that user, Gay!Gay!Gay! posting pictures from his birthday party?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SOTY on January 11, 2018, 05:51:28 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Care to share?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: doublesteveburger on January 11, 2018, 06:21:49 PM
I've been on here for a while, but I don't think long enough to understand the Hilary thing. Anyone care to share?


This thread is amazing.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 11, 2018, 06:50:22 PM
I've been on here for a while, but I don't think long enough to understand the Hilary thing. Anyone care to share?


This thread is amazing.

Before transitioning she posted on here as Mizzark, and basically she was quite an angry individual.

Also this all time classic post

i bet this kid LOVES jacking off.
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4217/35664453761_cc7255e31c_o.jpg)
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Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: paraquat on January 11, 2018, 07:19:19 PM
Perfect Cock and the perfect forum was awesome.

  Jkjhnsn posted on here during that map masquerade thing. Called COTG out.

This place kept me company and kept me smirking through some dark times.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Suit Up! on January 11, 2018, 07:30:12 PM
There was something about Mike Sinclair and some poster on here and someone's personal information got leaked?. Also I saw a thread in "classics" where some guy kept posting clips of himself and made a ton of fake slap accounts and myspaces(?) to back himself up

Sinclair posted Gippers details on instagram, the person who ratted him out was never outed to my knowledge, the thread was amazing.

I remember cigbeer and gipper got into it about something or other and gip went on a rant about cigbeers unborn baby. He had it as his sig, cold cold stuff.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Suit Up! on January 11, 2018, 07:46:05 PM
How did RAWB turn his rep around in this place? I think his opening thread is in classic slap and heís getting clowned relentlessly in that. Itís like a SLAP zero to hero story haha.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Prison Wallet on January 11, 2018, 08:40:13 PM
Rawb was amazing from day one but Vicki and BB used to bully him crazy bad. I think they even made a website about him or something?

I used to run fake Rawb accounts when he'd get banned and would also sometimes give him my account to use. I got banned probably a half dozen times for it. Then after the notorious Vicki story she peaced out and BB did shortly thereafter. Once they were out Rawb rose to glory with his Slap rap. I was psyched to get a shout out in it.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 11, 2018, 08:56:12 PM
Sinclair posted Gippers details on instagram, the person who ratted him out was never outed to my knowledge, the thread was amazing.
The rat still lives/ lurks among us (and it's sickening)
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Suit Up! on January 11, 2018, 09:55:37 PM
Rawb was amazing from day one but Vicki and BB used to bully him crazy bad. I think they even made a website about him or something?

I used to run fake Rawb accounts when he'd get banned and would also sometimes give him my account to use. I got banned probably a half dozen times for it. Then after the notorious Vicki story she peaced out and BB did shortly thereafter. Once they were out Rawb rose to glory with his Slap rap. I was psyched to get a shout out in it.

A shout out in what?

And someone please just spill the Vicki story.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Kickflop on January 11, 2018, 10:38:35 PM
I got banned before for posting the vicky story, but the phrase "laid there like a dead fish" rings a bell.

Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Agreed!

What about that user, Gay!Gay!Gay! posting pictures from his birthday party?

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=30350.0
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: j....soy..... on January 11, 2018, 10:57:49 PM
How did RAWB turn his rep around in this place? I think his opening thread is in classic slap and heís getting clowned relentlessly in that. Itís like a SLAP zero to hero story haha.

Blastoise......thats how.....
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: iKobrakai on January 12, 2018, 05:37:29 AM
Sinclair posted Gippers details on instagram, the person who ratted him out was never outed to my knowledge, the thread was amazing.
The rat still lives/ lurks among us (and it's sickening)

I set a challenge to Sinclair to come and fight me. Never got a reply.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 12, 2018, 05:52:56 AM
Rawb was amazing from day one but Vicki and BB used to bully him crazy bad. I think they even made a website about him or something?

I used to run fake Rawb accounts when he'd get banned and would also sometimes give him my account to use. I got banned probably a half dozen times for it. Then after the notorious Vicki story she peaced out and BB did shortly thereafter. Once they were out Rawb rose to glory with his Slap rap. I was psyched to get a shout out in it.

A shout out in what?

And someone please just spill the Vicki story.

This is obviously way before my time but from the way everyone is talking about it Iím very curious about this Vicky story now. Anyone care to elaborate? PM if you donít wanna post it.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 12, 2018, 06:02:10 AM
Rawb was amazing from day one but Vicki and BB used to bully him crazy bad. I think they even made a website about him or something?

I used to run fake Rawb accounts when he'd get banned and would also sometimes give him my account to use. I got banned probably a half dozen times for it. Then after the notorious Vicki story she peaced out and BB did shortly thereafter. Once they were out Rawb rose to glory with his Slap rap. I was psyched to get a shout out in it.

A shout out in what?

And someone please just spill the Vicki story.

This is obviously way before my time but from the way everyone is talking about it Iím very curious about this Vicky story now. Anyone care to elaborate? PM if you donít wanna post it.

isn't it just a story of a dude having less-than-expectation quality sex with a female fellow-slap poster?
I can make one up about two Pals who actually had a great time, save us both the ban...PM?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: friendly dave on January 12, 2018, 11:54:55 AM
The rap battles between Vov and Chris Hansen are legendary. "No holds barred till labias say free us"
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: heckler on January 12, 2018, 01:05:54 PM
You guys remember when Jamie Thomas picked up Diego to go to a Mystery demo?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on January 12, 2018, 02:05:57 PM
Whipits + posting on Slap = fun
Quote

What did Chalmers have to say?




I have this vague memory of you talking about this weird video called "The Real Slam City Jam," which as far as I could tell was Girls Gone Wild but at Slam City Jam. I didn't make that up, right? I google it about once every five years to be sure I didn't make it up, but I have yet to be vindicated.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GOKU on January 12, 2018, 06:42:44 PM
Cigarettebeer sent me a pic of him sticking his dick in some girl's ass on Facebook last year.

Because of SLAP I went to my high school prom with the most beautiful girl, that girl Tal who used to post here. She was my first real kiss, and she was also way better at skateboarding than me. Bless her soul <3 I peaked 13 years ago

She randomly messaged me on AIM eons ago, for some reason she was interested in talking to me from this board even though she had no idea what I looked like or anything. A couple years later Myspace was invented and we became friends on there, I guess she thought I was cute and we kept in touch and eventually ended up going to prom. She took the Chinatown bus all the way from NYC to Boston to go to prom with me and hang out for a weekend. My family thought she was the raddest gurl and all my friends were blown away by how rad and cute she was. I was kinda a outcast in high school so everyone was v confused who the megababe I brought to prom was lol. We built a fort in my room and just cuddled and made out all weekend and watched zombie movies. MAN my life sucks now
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: tkp on January 12, 2018, 08:55:26 PM
Funny to see some names of people I know in real life mentioned in this thread.

Skated with Dan Murphy over this past summer in NC. He is helping run a rad bar / food spot near Endless Grind if any of you happen to be passing through Raleigh. He still rips.

Haven't seen Hillary in over 10 years. Used to film her when she was Mark. Got Mark on the team for the skate shop I was riding for but had a falling out at one point when Mark said some negative things to me. It was out of character for Mark. Years later I got a message on Facebook or Myspace from Hillary making amends. Gots mad respect for Hillary, hope to skate with her again one of these days.

YMHY, your mother hates you? If my memory is correct, pretty sure that was a homie Greg who was down to drive all over NC to skate during the Carolina LOVE days. Dude had a solid weed connect which was rare back in the early 2000s in NC. He also had a choco shroom hook up which definitely made high school more interesting for a few days.

Sinclair put together an NC skate event a couple summers ago which was real cool. Always rad to see old friends.

Anyways, I've told team riders about times the company they ride for or if their name is mentioned on the forums to check out the thread and maybe chime in. Sometimes they venture in, most of the time they stay away.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GOKU on January 12, 2018, 10:52:59 PM
Funny to see some names of people I know in real life mentioned in this thread.

Skated with Dan Murphy over this past summer in NC. He is helping run a rad bar / food spot near Endless Grind if any of you happen to be passing through Raleigh. He still rips.

Haven't seen Hillary in over 10 years. Used to film her when she was Mark. Got Mark on the team for the skate shop I was riding for but had a falling out at one point when Mark said some negative things to me. It was out of character for Mark. Years later I got a message on Facebook or Myspace from Hillary making amends. Gots mad respect for Hillary, hope to skate with her again one of these days.

YMHY, your mother hates you? If my memory is correct, pretty sure that was a homie Greg who was down to drive all over NC to skate during the Carolina LOVE days. Dude had a solid weed connect which was rare back in the early 2000s in NC. He also had a choco shroom hook up which definitely made high school more interesting for a few days.

Sinclair put together an NC skate event a couple summers ago which was real cool. Always rad to see old friends.

Anyways, I've told team riders about times the company they ride for or if their name is mentioned on the forums to check out the thread and maybe chime in. Sometimes they venture in, most of the time they stay away.

YMHY was such a dickhead, but I loved him. We talked on AIM all the time, he was a total sweetheart deep down.

You've been dating my OLDDDDD friend Michele for fuckin' like 100 years! Hell yeah Travis. Thanks for sending me those Satori wheels a few years ago, I'm still riding them into brittle little pieces lol. My boy (and neighbor) Matt Tomasello rides for you guys too I think.

Shout out to other old school SLAP heads such as Terrorsquad and Jon from New Jersey. DME, SON! Oh, and JA$ONWEAR NYC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLeYneXWfGg

also also shout out to Mike Fork, a real good homie who I originally met on here. I won't tell his current username, but he's still here rockin' hard.

I love you, SLAP <3

EDIT: OH also my neighbor who lives with Matt Tomasello, we originally got in touch via SLAP. His name is cool spot, he never posts. Much love to him, too. Love ya Peter.

Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: j....soy..... on January 12, 2018, 11:25:32 PM
Whipits + posting on Slap = fun
Quote

What did Chalmers have to say?








I have this vague memory of you talking about this weird video called "The Real Slam City Jam," which as far as I could tell was Girls Gone Wild but at Slam City Jam. I didn't make that up, right? I google it about once every five years to be sure I didn't make it up, but I have yet to be vindicated.

Slam city Jam uncensored....
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: bawtawd5 on January 12, 2018, 11:36:48 PM
Funny to see some names of people I know in real life mentioned in this thread.

Skated with Dan Murphy over this past summer in NC. He is helping run a rad bar / food spot near Endless Grind if any of you happen to be passing through Raleigh. He still rips.

Haven't seen Hillary in over 10 years. Used to film her when she was Mark. Got Mark on the team for the skate shop I was riding for but had a falling out at one point when Mark said some negative things to me. It was out of character for Mark. Years later I got a message on Facebook or Myspace from Hillary making amends. Gots mad respect for Hillary, hope to skate with her again one of these days.

YMHY, your mother hates you? If my memory is correct, pretty sure that was a homie Greg who was down to drive all over NC to skate during the Carolina LOVE days. Dude had a solid weed connect which was rare back in the early 2000s in NC. He also had a choco shroom hook up which definitely made high school more interesting for a few days.

Sinclair put together an NC skate event a couple summers ago which was real cool. Always rad to see old friends.

Anyways, I've told team riders about times the company they ride for or if their name is mentioned on the forums to check out the thread and maybe chime in. Sometimes they venture in, most of the time they stay away.
whats the rad bar near endless?

Pretty sure some little shit at a skatepark wanted to fight me because of slap. He had too much hatred towards me to be a spur of the moment thing.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Chavo on January 12, 2018, 11:53:35 PM
Salman Agah used to post here before getting into the pizza business. I get a pie from his store once every few months. Markovich used to post regularly back in the early 2000s, I think. J. Strickland will post about being screwed by the industry once every 5 years or so.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 12, 2018, 11:57:32 PM
Pete.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: tom on January 13, 2018, 03:41:00 PM
 

also also shout out to Mike Fork, a real good homie who I originally met on here. I won't tell his current username, but he's still here rockin' hard
i donít keep it a big secret, but not too many people post here anymore from when I was a heavy poster. I met GOKU because he posted a picture doing a wallride. I was MySpace friends with a girl and noticed her boyfriend had the same profile picture. We were smoking weed together in somebodies parents house a couple weeks later. Good times. I lost count how many slap pals Iíve met. It was in the 30ís sometime around 2008. I live within 3 miles from Ian. and Iíve seen him twice in 2 years
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: heckler on January 13, 2018, 04:03:52 PM
I can't believe no one (myself included) has brought up Nick Rix yet.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 13, 2018, 04:07:27 PM
I can't believe no one (myself included) has brought up Nick Rix yet.

You think he ever did get to flick those tits?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Prison Wallet on January 13, 2018, 05:50:23 PM
Rawb was amazing from day one but Vicki and BB used to bully him crazy bad. I think they even made a website about him or something?

I used to run fake Rawb accounts when he'd get banned and would also sometimes give him my account to use. I got banned probably a half dozen times for it. Then after the notorious Vicki story she peaced out and BB did shortly thereafter. Once they were out Rawb rose to glory with his Slap rap. I was psyched to get a shout out in it.

A shout out in what?

And someone please just spill the Vicki story.

Rawb recorded a rap about the Slap Message Boards and posted it on here. I did a search and found the link but it was dead.

The Vicki story happened at the height of her and BB cool guying everyone so I didn't feel too bad. It was a poster that met up with her and said she was hella annoying. She tried to hook up with him but he wasn't down. He basically said a bunch of mean stuff about her. BB went on a white knight mission banning anyone who reposted it and it just fanned the flames and I think led to his demise as a poster. He could be the biggest dick, post the harshest stuff, but then got all sensitive and went on a censor ship raid.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: brent on January 13, 2018, 06:57:59 PM
i think they did hook up and he said she laid there like a dead fish
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: shark tits on January 13, 2018, 07:07:09 PM
i quoted it from this thread
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=42638.30
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 13, 2018, 08:58:35 PM
i quoted it from this thread
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=42638.30
I bet he still can't get it up.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: childhood on January 13, 2018, 10:11:55 PM
Ha I've met Sectachrome. Pretty funny he'd say all that stuff, when he definitely isn't too "fit" himself.

Vicky is a nurse now, in Philly I believe.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: tkp on January 13, 2018, 11:33:33 PM
@goku, awesome! it's a small world after all

@bawtawd5 the cardinal bar
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: poophole on January 14, 2018, 06:53:00 AM
Pine

Also we designed an Adidas shoe
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on January 14, 2018, 01:49:58 PM
Whipits + posting on Slap = fun
Quote

What did Chalmers have to say?








I have this vague memory of you talking about this weird video called "The Real Slam City Jam," which as far as I could tell was Girls Gone Wild but at Slam City Jam. I didn't make that up, right? I google it about once every five years to be sure I didn't make it up, but I have yet to be vindicated.

Slam city Jam uncensored....

Vindicated! Thank you!
https://issuu.com/concussion/docs/concussion_22/86
https://skateboarding.transworld.net/photos/20-questions-alex-chalmers/

I can't believe no one (myself included) has brought up Nick Rix yet.

Another occasional fruitless google search I do is that original absurdly overedited Nick Rix part. I'm pretty sure it's been scrubbed from the internet. If anyone has it, I'd love to see it again.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: heckler on January 14, 2018, 02:16:02 PM
Whipits + posting on Slap = fun
Quote

What did Chalmers have to say?








I have this vague memory of you talking about this weird video called "The Real Slam City Jam," which as far as I could tell was Girls Gone Wild but at Slam City Jam. I didn't make that up, right? I google it about once every five years to be sure I didn't make it up, but I have yet to be vindicated.

Slam city Jam uncensored....

Vindicated! Thank you!
https://issuu.com/concussion/docs/concussion_22/86
https://skateboarding.transworld.net/photos/20-questions-alex-chalmers/

I can't believe no one (myself included) has brought up Nick Rix yet.

Another occasional fruitless google search I do is that original absurdly overedited Nick Rix part. I'm pretty sure it's been scrubbed from the internet. If anyone has it, I'd love to see it again.
Jesus, I wish. I've definitely scoured the web for it, I think it was called Don't Bother Me? My girlfriend's family is up in Providence (where I think Nick Rix was from?) and part of me wants to go to the skateshop next time I'm in town and do some serious sleuthing and questioning.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GAY on January 14, 2018, 03:14:53 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Care to share?

Every time I try using search on here I end up at lemon party somehow.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on January 15, 2018, 09:05:24 AM
What went down with briden? I used to talk to him every so often on an ea skate forum but never got why he left/got banned.

He lurks every now and again.
My first time in Chicago he took me to a party at his coworker's house and I stole a portable speaker.

Fond memories of playing EA skate on xbox live with EricLogan, briden, Jarad, and an australian guy (forget his username).

Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 15, 2018, 09:32:05 AM
I wonder how many former Pals still lurk around here...
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 15, 2018, 10:52:03 AM
Jayme Fortune losing his shit was always the best. I remember he first came on to the boards under a vague name and just talked shit on Koston claiming he was a kook for doing a trick (fakie tre bs 5-0) "Jayme Fortune already did". He continued posting for years always fishing for compliments.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Nosferatu on January 15, 2018, 12:14:58 PM
steve urkel/lophatrophazoa -> Bipsmound -> rockadio/fulltech. I miss the first two but also glad we have the last one.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 15, 2018, 12:20:03 PM
steve urkel/lophatrophazoa -> Bipsmound -> rockadio/fulltech. I miss the first two but also glad we have the last one.
this guy was amaze
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: robasheep on January 15, 2018, 01:11:59 PM
The only other pal I met in person was The General.  I was in Montreal for work...met up with her a few times.  She was a pretty cool girl. 
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SodaJerk on January 16, 2018, 12:38:53 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Care to share?

Every time I try using search on here I end up at lemon party somehow.
Six degrees of separation from anything on Slap to Lemon Party.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Suit Up! on January 16, 2018, 12:48:24 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Care to share?

Every time I try using search on here I end up at lemon party somehow.
Six degrees of separation from anything on Slap to Lemon Party.

Dare I ask, whatís lemon party?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 16, 2018, 12:50:56 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Care to share?

Every time I try using search on here I end up at lemon party somehow.
Six degrees of separation from anything on Slap to Lemon Party.

Dare I ask, whatís lemon party?

Google it, that's something you're going to want to discover on your own accord.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: doomstation55 on January 16, 2018, 12:53:02 PM
Rainbow unity, or whatever his name was, made more of an impact on SLAP in one post than I could ever make in a lifetime of posts.
Care to share?

Every time I try using search on here I end up at lemon party somehow.

Here it is, gold

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=61312.0
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: planman on January 16, 2018, 02:31:39 PM
Come to think of it, I really miss Skate Hole
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: JB on January 16, 2018, 02:38:07 PM
(http://imgur.com/4wVyQ7K.gif)
did anyone ever have a better sig than band?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: doomstation55 on January 16, 2018, 03:01:57 PM
Fuckkkkk I've been looking for that gif it's incredible
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 16, 2018, 03:53:57 PM
(http://imgur.com/4wVyQ7K.gif)
did anyone ever have a better sig than band?
Brilliant
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on January 17, 2018, 10:54:05 AM
DUKE NUKEM
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SOTY on January 17, 2018, 04:40:35 PM
the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion..
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: kingpinuser on January 17, 2018, 05:49:01 PM
I suck at posting, just lurk hard, everyday... first signed up for Slap boards my second year of university in 2001, The board went through a few changes you had to resign up a few times over those early 2000 years. Even back then Slap was shit talkers but slap being cared about or brought up in the industry didn't exist, cause no one cared as much about gossip. It's funny what it has become, not so much the board but just the rep it now carries...its always been people talking shit, I guess now there is more of an audience.

 Had to look at when this board started, I signed up November 27, 2005...so must have been sometime 2005.

Gotta say though I went through some hard times almost 4 years ago and I posted in "Classic Slap" as I just needed to get the shit off my chest and the Slap community really helped me out...and I have seen that happen throughout my years lurking of people on here really looking out for one another.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: vegan*shawn on January 17, 2018, 07:53:18 PM
I was living with John Trippe when he first made the message board, I remember him telling to check it out and tell him what I thought. That would have been 17 or 18 years ago, holy fuck that is a long time.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: PAWL on January 17, 2018, 08:45:06 PM
The rap battles between Vov and Chris Hansen are legendary. "No holds barred till labias say free us"

Wine coolers in the prius
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GOKU on January 17, 2018, 09:43:14 PM
The Tum Yeto messageboard was kiiinda aight WAY BACK, and did Crailtap have a board? It mighta been Crailtap, or maybe some other board that started with a C that was almost on par with SLAP, but nothing ever had shit on SLAP.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 17, 2018, 09:53:08 PM
The Tum Yeto messageboard was kiiinda aight WAY BACK, and did Crailtap have a board? It mighta been Crailtap, or maybe some other board that started with a C that was almost on par with SLAP, but nothing ever had shit on SLAP.
I would lurk on Slap when the transworld chatroom wasnt popping off,so basically a lot,haha.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Alan on January 18, 2018, 05:44:18 AM
The Tum Yeto messageboard was kiiinda aight WAY BACK, and did Crailtap have a board? It mighta been Crailtap, or maybe some other board that started with a C that was almost on par with SLAP, but nothing ever had shit on SLAP.

A few people migrated from Crailtap, and some from Delphi (although I admit I have no idea what Delphi was, just that people mentioned it).

I started lurking the grey boards in 2002 and started posting shorty thereafter.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: JackKlompis on January 19, 2018, 05:47:41 PM
i just sit back and laugh
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: ttching! on January 19, 2018, 08:21:34 PM
i just sit back and laugh

#Mocha Life
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: shark tits on January 19, 2018, 08:23:32 PM
everyone in this thread is banned from all the shops in boston
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: brent on January 19, 2018, 08:57:33 PM
robert lim smells like garlic
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: straight on January 19, 2018, 09:32:37 PM
everyone in this thread is banned from all the shops in boston

i have a vague memory of this one .. is that thread/s still around? .. the best moments seem to be when a poster has a meltdown, i.e. dirtmakirk
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GOKU on January 19, 2018, 10:01:37 PM
I don't remember this Boston fiasco. I was just thinking today about how I haven't been to a shindig at Orchard in far too long. They put on some dang fine art shows, it's a real fun place to be when they put on events :D
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: shark tits on January 20, 2018, 01:19:35 AM
everyone in this thread is banned from all the shops in boston

i have a vague memory of this one .. is that thread/s still around? .. the best moments seem to be when a poster has a meltdown, i.e. dirtmakirk
for a few wks he'd start a bunch of threads that deteriorated to him banning everyone from shops in boston, then naming them. all the way to new hampshire and other towns in mass.
i think he may have been southie. there were a few accounts, one was called 'pulpskate' but i can't find any evidence now.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: perverted super otaku! on January 20, 2018, 05:37:07 AM
hahah bbnewbn/flyouter, the pinnacle of that was when he falsely "outed" SodaJerk as Matt Tomasello, IIRC exclaiming "hahahahahahaha BURN!!!"
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GOKU on January 21, 2018, 02:48:37 AM
Southie claimed that was not him, seeing as how nice Southie actually is in real life I doubt it was him. Unless he was just trolling, or if he was just going out of his mind for 2 weeks... the world will never know!
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SodaJerk on January 21, 2018, 11:30:27 AM
hahah bbnewbn/flyouter, the pinnacle of that was when he falsely "outed" SodaJerk as Matt Tomasello, IIRC exclaiming "hahahahahahaha BURN!!!"
I was pretty stoked someone took the time to out me even though I don't make any effort to conceal my identity.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: A.J.K. on January 21, 2018, 12:14:25 PM
Wow this thread is killing me.

Jeremy Randall vs. COTG was classic

Gipper introducing the forum to ass play

The Stevie vs. Darren Harper photoshop thread was hilarious, as all photoshop threads are.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SOTY on January 22, 2018, 04:33:11 PM
Gipper introducing the forum to ass play
This somehow explains a lot.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 22, 2018, 05:02:47 PM
Who was the troll that had a sig that was like 20 pictures long and had to scroll to see it all. I remember one of them was of a rollerblader saying ďletís blade brahĒ.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: slappies on January 22, 2018, 05:25:10 PM
Gipper introducing the forum to ass play
This somehow explains a lot.

Was it Gipper who fucked a girl in the ass while dressed as a corn on the cob? Gip where you at to clarify?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: JB on January 22, 2018, 07:26:27 PM
Who was the troll that had a sig that was like 20 pictures long and had to scroll to see it all. I remember one of them was of a rollerblader saying ďletís blade brahĒ.

69 who became Sean Pablo who became spammy who became band. I'm probably missing a few in there, but I was a fan.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: vegan*shawn on January 22, 2018, 09:06:03 PM
Anyone know what happened to Jesse??
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: friendly dave on January 23, 2018, 10:48:35 AM
Doug Brown.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 30, 2018, 08:15:02 PM
Inbred Jed deserves a mention. 

Zed (whatever his name was) raps and his DGK pic.

Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: max power on April 30, 2018, 09:59:36 PM
What went down with briden? I used to talk to him every so often on an ea skate forum but never got why he left/got banned.

He lurks every now and again.
My first time in Chicago he took me to a party at his coworker's house and I stole a portable speaker.

Fond memories of playing EA skate on xbox live with EricLogan, briden, Jarad, and an australian guy (forget his username).
that was me, haha
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: pancake man on May 01, 2018, 04:53:55 AM
I came in right after the whole DefiantN8 situation. Realized I knew the dude after scrolling through all photoshops
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Alan on May 01, 2018, 05:24:10 AM
Didn't you recognize him by his backside disasters?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Zurg on May 02, 2018, 07:09:46 AM
corey sheppard posted on here as basically a troll with horrible spelling and grammar. he had a bob marley avatar. ted de gros also came on here when people asked what he was up to.

me and some guy(cant remember who) edited a fake fully flared to send out to people around the time that premiered.

almost forgot about defiantnate.

didnt mikefork try to get everyone to delete their accounts for some reason?

mexicanspaniard getting day drunk, mumbling something to jamie thomas, therefore being kicked out of the signing
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SodaJerk on May 02, 2018, 07:26:19 AM
corey sheppard posted on here as basically a troll with horrible spelling and grammar. he had a bob marley avatar. ted de gros also came on here when people asked what he was up to.

me and some guy(cant remember who) edited a fake fully flared to send out to people around the time that premiered.

almost forgot about defiantnate.

didnt mikefork try to get everyone to delete their accounts for some reason?

mexicanspaniard getting day drunk, mumbling something to jamie thomas, therefore being kicked out of the signing
It was the same story only more details.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: pancake man on May 02, 2018, 07:33:46 PM
Didn't you recognize him by his backside disasters?

That could be it too
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SOTY on May 03, 2018, 08:11:01 PM
Where's Toby?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: ill_Murray on May 03, 2018, 08:42:21 PM
Thrillho banging a tranny and always keeping his post count at 666. 

The Mocha skateboards phone number fun

Sharktits having a double mastectomy and learning to love his own farts

I personally enjoyed people putting lunch meats on their face for the Plan B True link
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Silky Johnson on May 03, 2018, 10:11:29 PM
Where's Toby?
He's an alpha now, thats all I can disclose at this time.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Baron Samedi on May 03, 2018, 10:32:47 PM
legend has it Baron Samedi is the best skater
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Bruh Man on May 04, 2018, 12:49:23 AM
Didn't you recognize him by his backside disasters?

Da bomb shit lol used to see Nate at Junction sometimes, I remember feeling bad about the photoshops with his girl ha, dude was actually really friendly in person.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: brycickle on May 04, 2018, 03:46:06 AM
Where's Toby?
Who cares?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Willie on May 04, 2018, 04:33:58 AM
Where's Toby?
Who cares?

I skated Tobeyside a few weeks ago but no sign of Tobey. They built new stuff and people actually go there now so I assume he hates it and has moved on.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SodaJerk on May 04, 2018, 06:46:36 AM
Where's Toby?
He's an alpha now, thats all I can disclose at this time.
As fuck, alpha as fuck. You gotta put some respek on the alphaness he's garnered. It's not like he went alpha for a local brand, he's alpha got distro and shit.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: MintySandwhich on May 04, 2018, 09:35:33 AM
Where's Toby?
He's an alpha now, thats all I can disclose at this time.
As fuck, alpha as fuck. You gotta put some respek on the alphaness he's garnered. It's not like he went alpha for a local brand, he's alpha got distro and shit.

Am I mistaken, he wanted everyone to kook him before he bailed? haha
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: SodaJerk on May 04, 2018, 11:59:32 AM
Where's Toby?
He's an alpha now, thats all I can disclose at this time.
As fuck, alpha as fuck. You gotta put some respek on the alphaness he's garnered. It's not like he went alpha for a local brand, he's alpha got distro and shit.

Am I mistaken, he wanted everyone to kook him before he bailed? haha
Unrelated. That was a few weeks before he bailed. He had a daily kooker and didn't want to give them the satisfaction of getting him to negative.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: doomstation55 on May 04, 2018, 12:02:38 PM
Tobey took a strong stance against P-Stone's wife when she said it was unfair that CK was not in prison on social media. When it was pointed out that he was an asshole for this he decided he was over slap and since then the Tinder thread hasn't been bumped once.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Willie on May 04, 2018, 12:17:43 PM
Tobey took a strong stance against P-Stone's wife when she said it was unfair that CK was not in prison on social media. When it was pointed out that he was an asshole for this he decided he was over slap and since then the Tinder thread hasn't been bumped once.

To be fair, she said it was unfair the guys in the car without kids didn't die instead.
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 04, 2018, 08:31:36 PM
Jimi getting caught doing his girlfriend in the hospital.

Was there a similar Christmas story too?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: straight on May 05, 2018, 04:29:01 PM
cig beer and brinks girlfriend
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: bawtawd5 on May 05, 2018, 11:10:28 PM
cig beer and brinks girlfriend
You got the hole story?
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 07, 2018, 01:56:11 PM
Cigarettebeer sent me a pic of him sticking his dick in some girl's ass on Facebook last year.

Because of SLAP I went to my high school prom with the most beautiful girl, that girl Tal who used to post here. She was my first real kiss, and she was also way better at skateboarding than me. Bless her soul <3 I peaked 13 years ago

She randomly messaged me on AIM eons ago, for some reason she was interested in talking to me from this board even though she had no idea what I looked like or anything. A couple years later Myspace was invented and we became friends on there, I guess she thought I was cute and we kept in touch and eventually ended up going to prom. She took the Chinatown bus all the way from NYC to Boston to go to prom with me and hang out for a weekend. My family thought she was the raddest gurl and all my friends were blown away by how rad and cute she was. I was kinda a outcast in high school so everyone was v confused who the megababe I brought to prom was lol. We built a fort in my room and just cuddled and made out all weekend and watched zombie movies. MAN my life sucks now

Tal was sick, I used to see her at Flushing often. She was super loaded too, I remember being impressed that she bought a pair of $400 Raygun SB's to skate. I'm surprised she took a bus all the way up, I think she had a Range Rover or something. Anyway, she was definitely hot for a NYC girl skater (especially when you're talking about a time when the alternatives were Lauren Mollica or Jaime Reyes)
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: Matthew_James on May 07, 2018, 02:00:35 PM
Also, I'm kinda perplexed as to how Sean Pablo was mentioned but Aiden Clarke gets zero mention...
Title: Re: The SLAP Folklore thread
Post by: GOKU on May 07, 2018, 08:33:40 PM
Cigarettebeer sent me a pic of him sticking his dick in some girl's ass on Facebook last year.

Because of SLAP I went to my high school prom with the most beautiful girl, that girl Tal who used to post here. She was my first real kiss, and she was also way better at skateboarding than me. Bless her soul <3 I peaked 13 years ago

She randomly messaged me on AIM eons ago, for some reason she was interested in talking to me from this board even though she had no idea what I looked like or anything. A couple years later Myspace was invented and we became friends on there, I guess she thought I was cute and we kept in touch and eventually ended up going to prom. She took the Chinatown bus all the way from NYC to Boston to go to prom with me and hang out for a weekend. My family thought she was the raddest gurl and all my friends were blown away by how rad and cute she was. I was kinda a outcast in high school so everyone was v confused who the megababe I brought to prom was lol. We built a fort in my room and just cuddled and made out all weekend and watched zombie movies. MAN my life sucks now

Tal was sick, I used to see her at Flushing often. She was super loaded too, I remember being impressed that she bought a pair of $400 Raygun SB's to skate. I'm surprised she took a bus all the way up, I think she had a Range Rover or something. Anyway, she was definitely hot for a NYC girl skater (especially when you're talking about a time when the alternatives were Lauren Mollica or Jaime Reyes)

She's still hella rich, she helped create one of the precursors to Uber/Lyft/etc. It was called "Cabulous". She's one gifted woman, if I was even 1% as successful as she is my life would be a lot more cushy than it is right now haha