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Title: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: streetsoup on January 25, 2018, 12:42:50 PM
What would your favorite pro do for a living if he wasn't a skater? What does his appearance imply what he might do as an occupation if he wasn't pro?

Zion Wright, - Tiger's golf caddy
Lucas Puig- lifestyle blogger
Nak- Soundcloud rapper (oh wait)
Foy- Factory worker or Milkman
Biebel- jarhead
Carroll- Manager at a call center
Dill- Butcher
Gonz- Janitor at an elementary school. Skates the empty schoolyard after his shifts to the dismay of teachers and parents
Reynolds- Real estate agent
Koston- T Mobile Customer Service
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Mad Max on January 25, 2018, 12:50:53 PM
I don't know what butchers or estate agents you hang with but their in the wrong line of business if they look like Dill or Reynolds.

Dill would work in a vhs rental shop and Reynolds might be a dude behind the counter at a petrol station.

Corey Duffel could be a hairdresser.

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: ungzilla on January 25, 2018, 12:55:16 PM
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 25, 2018, 01:01:21 PM
anyone else see ronnie sandoval looking like a dejected office worker with dreams that have been whittled away by the monotony of a 9-5? got that vibe from a halloween hellride vid
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 25, 2018, 01:08:36 PM
Janoski works at Starbucks and somehow seems happy about it

Jerry Hsu works at Starbucks and does not

Templeton brings his laptop to Starbucks every day and is still working up the courage to purposely spill hot coffee in his lap and sue
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: stevedave on January 25, 2018, 01:09:14 PM
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire

you win, my friend. game over. 
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: JB on January 25, 2018, 01:13:27 PM
Dane Vaughn is going to get fired from his cashier job at H&M if he shows up late on saturday again.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: thunderskater2805 on January 25, 2018, 01:13:48 PM
Chris Haslam - Sasquatch
Dave Bachinsky - Hunter
Greg Lutzka - Zumiez Manager
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: MintySandwhich on January 25, 2018, 01:16:10 PM
Bobby Worrest - Garbage Man

Corey Duffel - Enthusiastic Record Shop employee

Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor

Tommy Sandoval - Head Shop Owner

Josh Kalis - Jiffy Lube Manager

Dan Drehobl - Camel Rep at the Gas Station
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: happenstance on January 25, 2018, 01:16:39 PM
AVE - motorcycle mechanic
Lutzka - enterprise software sales (if you think I'm off base, you haven't met someone that does this job)
Steve Olson (not Shorty's) - slaughterhouse employee
Steve Olson (Shorty's) - guy protesting the other Steve Olson's place of work
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: streetsoup on January 25, 2018, 01:24:47 PM
Cab is the owner of a landscaping company.
Kyle Walker works at a call center and does Xanax

Riley Hawk plays in a shitty band and works at a skateshop

Tfunk is a no nonsense baseball prodigy from Idaho who bullies kids and hates school

Berra is a vice principal at a middle school who is a little too passionate about his job, Professor Shmitt is the bus driver and Nora teaches first grade.

Ishod is the upbeat guy at the gas station who turns into your homie over time.


Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: trombadinha on January 25, 2018, 01:28:29 PM
Andrew Allen - math teacher
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: shark tits on January 25, 2018, 01:29:38 PM
jamie foy is on a tv show w/ the guy from eastbound and down
gershon is a gym coach
ethan fowler is an unhelpful clerk
ryan gallant is the babysitter you have a bad feeling about leaving your kids w/
boozentits is a barback at cheers
dill is a male model
AVE bounces at roadhouse
ricky o is a pediatrician

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 25, 2018, 01:33:51 PM
Greco- horse track bookee
Rowan- guitar center manager
Nick Dompierre- works at a GNC and sells HGH under the table to regular customers he thinks are "chill"
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: GAY on January 25, 2018, 01:44:00 PM
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino would definitely make a great chimney sweep.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 25, 2018, 01:59:49 PM
Greco - Part Time Halloween/Costume store worker and unsuccessful aspiring actor.
Reynolds - Starbucks barista
Ellington - Cart attendant at a grocery store that always shows up late and has a different excuse every time.
Figgy - Bum
Provost - NASCAR driver
Keelan - After school program instructor
PJ Ladd - Mime
AO - Porn director
Steve Olson - Ron Jeremy
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: schralp pal on January 25, 2018, 02:23:25 PM
Dee from baker is the guy working at a movie theatre who asks you if you want butter on your popcorn 5 times then still puts butter on it even though you said no all 5 times
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: trombadinha on January 25, 2018, 02:37:29 PM
Paul Rodriguez - works at foot locker
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Andmoreagain on January 25, 2018, 02:39:07 PM
AVE - motorcycle mechanic
Lutzka - enterprise software sales (if you think I'm off base, you haven't met someone that does this job)
Steve Olson (not Shorty's) - slaughterhouse employee
Steve Olson (Shorty's) - guy protesting the other Steve Olson's place of work

YES
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: MC3 on January 25, 2018, 02:40:40 PM
Geoff Rowley - United Airlines security officer
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Smartass on January 25, 2018, 02:48:04 PM
I feel like the answers in this thread are what's going to end up being used for the intro of Skate 4 if it ever happens.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cherry on January 25, 2018, 02:53:22 PM
Chris roberts- therapist
Rob drydik-car salesman
Mullen-astro-physicists for nasa
Peter smolik-owner/head chef at smolikin hot BBQ 4 life
Jamie thomas- counselor at a Christian based youth-risk help center

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Swithflip on January 25, 2018, 03:04:02 PM
AVE - motorcycle mechanic
Lutzka - enterprise software sales (if you think I'm off base, you haven't met someone that does this job)
Steve Olson (not Shorty's) - slaughterhouse employee
Steve Olson (Shorty's) - guy protesting the other Steve Olson's place of work


Alex's dad

Paul Rodriguez: Brazilian soccer player.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: coreaf on January 25, 2018, 03:22:54 PM
gilbert crockett - stevedore
neen williams - personal trainer/lifestyle coach
clint walker - high school football equipment manager
reynolds - restaurant manager and aa/na sponsor
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Swithflip on January 25, 2018, 03:34:14 PM
young boo boo--- Migos ghost writer
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: h00man on January 25, 2018, 03:35:43 PM
Bobby Worrest - Garbage Man

Corey Duffel - Enthusiastic Record Shop employee

Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor

Tommy Sandoval - Head Shop Owner

Josh Kalis - Jiffy Lube Manager

Dan Drehobl - Camel Rep at the Gas Station


Haha fuuuuckkk



Greco - Part Time Halloween/Costume store worker and unsuccessful aspiring actor.
Reynolds - Starbucks barista
Ellington - Cart attendant at a grocery store that always shows up late and has a different excuse every time.
Figgy - Bum
Provost - NASCAR driver
Keelan - After school program instructor
PJ Ladd - Mime
AO - Porn director
Steve Olson - Ron Jeremy

gahhhdamn
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: SOTY on January 25, 2018, 03:57:04 PM
Gerwer - construction labourer
Gustav - yoga teacher
Evan Smith - tree planter
Malto - finishing high school
MJ - fry cook
Sammy Baca - lowrider enthusiasts club president
(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/658_900.jpg)
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 25, 2018, 04:04:21 PM
ben kadow - danny vinyard
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: shark tits on January 25, 2018, 04:08:25 PM
ben kadow - danny vinyard
andy roy - derek vinyard
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: teh canadian suit on January 25, 2018, 04:20:33 PM
Torey Pudwill works at a vape shop with Boo Johnson but neither gets paid or is actually employed there.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on January 25, 2018, 04:38:42 PM
Current Chad Muska an actor playing the character Tom Waits played in Bram Stokers Dracula. 
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Bread Harrity on January 25, 2018, 04:59:33 PM
jamie foy is on a tv show w/ the guy from eastbound and down
gershon is a gym coach
ethan fowler is an unhelpful clerk
ryan gallant is the babysitter you have a bad feeling about leaving your kids w/
boozentits is a barback at cheers
dill is a male model
AVE bounces at roadhouse
ricky o is a pediatrician

Close enough

(http://static.tvgcdn.net/mediabin/galleries/shows/a_f/ea_eh/eastbound_and_down/season2/eastbound-down26.jpg)

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: expired on January 25, 2018, 05:12:37 PM
Gustav - playing soccer right beside ibrahimovic
Dolan stearns - tattoo artist
figgy - hitch hiking cross country
Ronnie sandoval - mechanic
Nyjah - motocross
jaws - freak show
sebo - in university studying science
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: JAesop on January 25, 2018, 05:57:30 PM
Fred Gall is out behind the building wearing a dirty apron and drinking a beer. Not sure what he does though...
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: nopes on January 25, 2018, 06:06:37 PM
jamie thomas reminds me of a guy working at an army navy store or gas station attendant
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: ill_Murray on January 25, 2018, 06:11:06 PM
Louie Barletta - clown at kids' parties

David Loy - spraying the shoes at a bowling alley

Heath - guiding expeditions through the Amazon/Everest etc.

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 25, 2018, 06:30:44 PM
Leticia - leave it up to your imagination ;)
JK - guy that has taught English for more than 10 years in Japan and still can't speak Japanese, hangs out in expat bars and collects anime dolls in his spare time
Heath - Serial Killer
Dill - creepy uncle
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: ungzilla on January 25, 2018, 06:35:12 PM

JK - guy that has taught English for more than 10 years in Japan and still can't speak Japanese, hangs out in expat bar and collects anime dolls in his spare time


Holy shit it's too real
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 25, 2018, 06:48:47 PM
Greco- horse track bookee
Nick Dompierre- works at a GNC and sells HGH under the table to regular customers he thinks are "chill"
these two made me chuckle
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: nopes on January 25, 2018, 07:05:36 PM
Dill works in an adult bookstore
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 25, 2018, 07:09:21 PM

JK - guy that has taught English for more than 10 years in Japan and still can't speak Japanese, hangs out in expat bars and collects anime dolls in his spare time


Holy shit it's too real
I see a lot of them around!
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Pretty Serious on January 25, 2018, 07:29:00 PM
B.A. - lifeguard
Daewon - Ups delivery guy
Chris Russel - Succesful Snap-on tools rep.
Lizard - door to door sales, top producer
Cody Mac - lead bartender at lesbian bar
Brezinski - Orange Julius technician
Gravette - Manager at Petsmart




 
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: fang on January 25, 2018, 07:32:41 PM
Marc Johnson - patient transport at urgent care
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: barneytarney on January 25, 2018, 07:38:46 PM
john cardiel - trader joe's
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Pigeon on January 25, 2018, 07:52:53 PM
Andrew Allen: cashier at bowling alley
Ed Templeton: owner of vegan bakery...just sits at the table closest to the bathroom, scarfing down cake, looking like an ashamed cat.
Nyjah: cashier at Lids
Miles Silvas: wipes down loads in the sauna room of a spa
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Il Dio sotto la pelle on January 25, 2018, 07:53:28 PM
What would your favorite pro do for a living if he wasn't a skater? What does his appearance imply what he might do as an occupation if he wasn't pro?

Zion Wright, - Tiger's golf caddy
Lucas Puig- lifestyle blogger
Nak- Soundcloud rapper (oh wait)
Foy- Factory worker or Milkman
Biebel- jarhead
Carroll- Manager at a call center
Dill- Butcher
Gonz- Janitor at an elementary school. Skates the empty schoolyard after his shifts to the dismay of teachers and parents
Reynolds- Real estate agent
Koston- T Mobile Customer Service
nailed it
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Willie on January 25, 2018, 08:19:50 PM
Dave Bachinsky - Drywall Guy (perpetually covered in dust)
Jordan Maxham - Shady weed connection
Chico Brenes - Runs a medium sized independent grocery
Nora - Works in your office, openly hates you
Tommy Guerrero - DHL delivery, wears large earphones
Chalba - outfitter/fishing guide at edge of North Cackalakey wilderness
Duffel - Record store clerk
TNT - Tire shop guy, glares at boss when told to do something
Lance Mountain  - Gardener
Tony Hawk - Top Realtor in Bakersfield, three years running!
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Hands down Hass out on January 25, 2018, 08:30:55 PM
Pat Burke - Haight Ashbury burnout

Frecks - Butcher

Ray Barbee - Whole Foods shift manager

Dj Gaudin - Burger King cashier

Chris Cole - Guitar specialist at Guitar Center. Also plays in Scorpions cover band

Salman Agah - Busdriver

Slash - Sells cheese at farmer's markets

Spencer Nuzzi - Zumiez

Darrell Stanton - Token black dude in your favorite sitcom

Chase Gabor - Home Depot


 

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 25, 2018, 09:01:53 PM
Ben Kadow - Singer for the Smashing Pumpkins
Puleo - microbrewery beer snob (insert joke about cellar doors): his "locals only" attitude and all his crazy little rules would translate perfectly to the world of beer snobbery
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: patrick c. on January 25, 2018, 09:26:00 PM
Andrew Allen - math teacher
Favorite skater dream career
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Adam Abbas on January 25, 2018, 09:39:55 PM
The Butcher - a butcher

Frankie Heck - holder of the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics

^Just wanted to drop Frankie Heck's name since he's awesome.

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: nopes on January 25, 2018, 09:49:40 PM
Lizard king works in the Braille warehouse
Tom penny delivers flowers to bodegas
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: chilllyboy on January 25, 2018, 10:13:31 PM
Doug Brown- Evangelical mega church preacher
Manny Santiago - Minor league baseball player, in his late 30s but keeping the dream alive
Rodney Mullen - Brilliant university mathmatics professor, unappreciated by his students. Becomes dejected, retreats to cabin and begins mailing expolosives
Pat Sinner Twirls the "pay day loans" sign on the side of the road, but its cool 'cause he gets to show of his latest rave moves
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 25, 2018, 10:19:25 PM
rodney would freestyle under a bridge in any scenario as he invented flying buttresses
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 25, 2018, 10:36:47 PM
Lacey Baker- Paints portraits of nude Donald Trump using her menstrual blood
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Trashcon on January 25, 2018, 10:49:12 PM
Mike Vallely-Concert Security
David Gravette-Prize stand at Chuck E Cheese
Billy Marks -Costco stock
Blake Carpenter -Best Buy employee (probably tv's?)
Greco -Pawn store owner
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Mr. Fink on January 25, 2018, 11:41:20 PM
Andrew Allen: cashier at bowling alley
Ed Templeton: owner of vegan bakery...just sits at the table closest to the bathroom, scarfing down cake, looking like an ashamed cat.
Nyjah: cashier at Lids
Miles Silvas: wipes down loads in the sauna room of a spa

Hahaha! This is perfect.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: LemThurdy on January 25, 2018, 11:42:03 PM
Lacey Baker- Paints portraits of nude Donald Trump using her menstrual blood

Hahahahaha perfect
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sedition on January 25, 2018, 11:55:49 PM
Koston- T Mobile Customer Service

The internet just apexed.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sedition on January 25, 2018, 11:58:42 PM
Fred Gall is out behind the building wearing a dirty apron and drinking a beer. Not sure what he does though...
Holy fuck. Perfect.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sedition on January 26, 2018, 12:00:40 AM
Spencer Nuzzi - Zumiez

This thread is brilliant, and you guys are killing it. Case in point ^.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sedition on January 26, 2018, 12:24:48 AM
Dill = John Waters

Gary Rogers = stunt double for Whoopi Goldberg

Nyjah = edgy Applebee's bartender

Gurney = Host of MTV's Headbanger's Ball and/or Megadeth roadie

Grant Taylor = Irish Folk Dance Instructor (always a little bit drunk)

Gerwer = 1970's Game Show Host, or contestant. Not sure which.

Lucero = That one older guy who works at every Apple Store

Grosso = Marlon Brando, later years

Kwalks = with that trash 'stace...level 3 sex offender.

BA = bartender at a hipster gay bar in Williamsberg

Jason Adams = extra in Rebel Without a Cause, still trying to make a "breakout" in Hollywood

Preston M. = Actually, the most interesting person in the world (I knew and skated with him. Dude was unlike any other person that ever existed)





 




Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Pigeon on January 26, 2018, 12:35:07 AM
Alex Olson: bartender at gay strip-club
Sheckler: Pac Sun employee
Jon Dickson: mechanic
Eli Reed: sales associate at a sex shop
Ramondetta: lumberjack
Marc Johnson: owner of a failing, hipster bookstore


all the guys that are really into EDM: coat check at club

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: LemThurdy on January 26, 2018, 01:57:04 AM
Sheckler - breaking bad cooking meth in the rv
Kareem - selling dope for the boy
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 26, 2018, 03:58:30 AM
ben kadow - danny vinyard
andy roy - derek vinyard

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223406259255246849/406417423449980928/unknown.png)
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Kolostrum on January 26, 2018, 04:39:49 AM
^^ Is that Raybourn? Thats fucking sick, where is that footage from
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 26, 2018, 04:46:28 AM
^^ Is that Raybourn? Thats fucking sick, where is that footage from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AdYPSDjIc0

so fucking jacked i dont even know what youd call it? it's like a flyout mute tap to fakie without turning?
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Allez_Jambon on January 26, 2018, 07:18:43 AM
Stu Graham would make a great ice cream man.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 26, 2018, 07:42:02 AM
Louie Barletta would be an English professor at the local community college and his "office hours" would just be grabbing a beer at the nearby tavern.

Dakota Servold would be a student at the local community college and would decline offers for "office hours" despite how desperately he could use them.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: StabMasterArson on January 26, 2018, 08:10:09 AM
Silas works the floor at Cabellas.

Cardiel sells home speakers out of a white van.

Gonz works the nightshift at the airport.

BA is a UPS driver that wears shorts year round.

Lutzka is a correctional officer who tries to level with inmates and brings them in contraband to win friends.

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: arewedeadyet on January 26, 2018, 08:25:09 AM
Always thought some (not all) of these were very fitting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HB1t8LppQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU317jQ_pSU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Mf1bsDKeY
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Mark Renton on January 26, 2018, 08:44:56 AM
Greco - mob
Sinner - pub crawl
Antwuan - jail
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 26, 2018, 08:52:26 AM
I have to admit... I saw the title of this thread and thought, "really?". Well, shame on me because this is hilarious.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: VHS ERA on January 26, 2018, 08:54:44 AM
Penny- rap DJ/producer

Jake Hayes- bartender at craft brewery

Boo Johnson- retail clothes employee / weed dealer

Lacey- barista/artist

Leticia- VHS ERA’s housewife

Koston- High school guidance counselor
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: coupedepill on January 26, 2018, 09:04:26 AM
Jamie Foy- baggage handler for southwest
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 26, 2018, 09:09:23 AM
Penny- rap DJ/producer

Jake Hayes- bartender at craft brewery

Boo Johnson- retail clothes employee / weed dealer

Lacey- barista/artist

Leticia- VHS ERA’s housewife

Koston- High school guidance counselor


"Kill yourself!"
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 26, 2018, 09:11:33 AM
reda - shitty detective

WHO DID IT WHO DID IT WHO DID IT WHO DID IT WHO DID IT WHO DID IT
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Blind Fisherman on January 26, 2018, 09:43:12 AM
Mikemo’s going to end up “working from home” meaning he’s going to sell some health product through an Instagram pyramid scheme.

Yaje will be an ayahuasca shaman after he retires and heads back to Brazil.

Dill is a short story writer/anecdotal contributer to skate magazines a la Dave Carnie.

Heath is paid just to exist.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: SodaJerk on January 26, 2018, 09:49:49 AM
Stranger is the Captain of a tug boat.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Rocko on January 26, 2018, 09:55:19 AM
Kevin Rodrigues and Ben K are the only two male workers at their respective Urban Outfitters
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: coupedepill on January 26, 2018, 10:03:34 AM
Forest Edwards- blockbuster employee
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: SodaJerk on January 26, 2018, 10:06:18 AM
Forest Edwards- blockbuster employee
So... unemployed?
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Rocko on January 26, 2018, 10:07:43 AM
Forest Edwards- blockbuster employee
So... unemployed?

(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/5016.jpg)
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: h00man on January 26, 2018, 10:21:44 AM
Mike Mo- Youtuber

Daveed Gonzales- Female stunt double

Tyshawn- NBA star
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: fulfillthedream on January 26, 2018, 10:22:55 AM
skateboarder already did this.. had scott johonston in a hazmat suit or something like that.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: streetsoup on January 26, 2018, 01:42:45 PM
Lucero- when you were a kid, he was your dads cool friend that sometimes convinced him to smoke weed

Dill is that recluse neighbor you know nothing about

Evan Smiths works at whole foods with no aspirations other than to "travel"

Lacey Baker- disgruntled liberal call center employee sick of hearing old white men disrespect her

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Molte on January 27, 2018, 06:50:49 PM
Jim Greco - Used car salesman
Steez Ortiz - Pizza delivery
Zigram - Warehouse job
Matt Field - guided tours for groups around SF
Alexis Sablone - UPS
Lizzie - Cashier
Kenny Anderson - Teacher
Sean Pablo - movie extra. Peak of his career was as one of the lost kids in Hook
BA - Plumber
Tony Hawk - Together with Lucero, that old guy at the Apple Store
Andrew Allen - Porn star
Frank Gerwer - Taxi driver
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Willie on January 27, 2018, 08:47:10 PM

Daveed Gonzales- Female stunt double

I thought Michelle Rodriguez looked strange doing that diving roll...
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Kumiko on January 27, 2018, 09:01:19 PM
Shawn Powers - Sells shoe cleaner at a kiosk in the mall
Lizard King - Works register at a smoke shop and supplies teenagers with alcohol
Sluggo - P.E. teacher and wrestling coach
Heath Kirchart - Tour guide at national park
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Vert Reynolds on January 27, 2018, 09:10:42 PM
Giovinny Reda would be a $4.25 an Hour Bitch !!!!
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: himlor on January 28, 2018, 01:20:37 PM
Bobby Worrest - Garbage Man


i dono, we used to always called tucci the garbage man.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: botefdunn on January 28, 2018, 01:42:51 PM
Ricky Oyola - truck driver

Bobby Puleo - bike messenger

Jon Newport - Giant Taco
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 28, 2018, 02:13:15 PM
Tom Penny - sells decent ecstasy at raves by night, voice actor for kids tv show by day
Clint Walker - peaked in high school, sells meth at truck stops
Dill - enthusiastic sex shop employee / John Waters lookalike
AA - make a wish foundation dream fulfiller
Jordan Taylor - supporting role as the quirky bff in a romcom
Klein - anime porn addict/illustrator
Bobby Puleo - yells "repent, the end is near" at people in the subway.
Swan Pablo - still copying Dylan
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: pistachio on January 28, 2018, 07:52:51 PM
Crob: Taco Bell Manager
Silas Baxter Neal: Shepherd
Dustin Dollin: Mohel
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Makaveli on January 28, 2018, 08:04:08 PM
Ricky Oyola - truck driver

Bobby Puleo - bike messenger

Jon Newport - Giant Taco

Amazing.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Vert Reynolds on January 28, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
The Gonz, Blender & Jason jessee would be in a Mental Hospital furr sure.....Almost forgot about Rodney Mullen being in there with that Posse

Phelper - Would be a pic Gerwer takes for his IG..Maybe a selfie

Andy Mac - Would be a counselor at the YMCA

Muska & Penny - Would be themselves

Burnquist - Would be a contortionist

Dan Pageau- Would still be eating shit off that attempt on the SS back board slide on EL Toro & asking for money on a gofundme

Bucky Lasek - Would still be working in Tony Hawks shadow

Gator - Would still be in Prison

Ronnie Creager - Would be a Local Golf Pro at the Range

Dave Bachinsky - Would be a Big Game Hunter ( The kind that sprays Elk Urine on them selves)






Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on January 28, 2018, 09:59:25 PM

Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor


Gold!!!

I can picture almost every pro as a UPS man somehow.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: QueeferMadness on January 28, 2018, 11:18:20 PM
The Gonz, Blender & Jason jessee would be in a Mental Hospital furr sure.....Almost forgot about Rodney Mullen being in there with that Posse

Phelper - Would be a pic Gerwer takes for his IG..Maybe a selfie

Andy Mac - Would be a counselor at the YMCA

Muska & Penny - Would be themselves

Burnquist - Would be a contortionist

Dan Pageau- Would still be eating shit off that attempt on the SS back board slide on EL Toro & asking for money on a gofundme

Bucky Lasek - Would still be working in Tony Hawks shadow

Gator - Would still be in Prison

Ronnie Creager - Would be a Local Golf Pro at the Range

Dave Bachinsky - Would be a Big Game Hunter ( The kind that sprays Elk Urine on them selves)

It was a switch frontboard. Get it together
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Vert Reynolds on January 29, 2018, 01:45:53 AM
That's what triggered you?

You are Clearly Canadian...And I'm not talking about the amazing early 90's Sparkling Flavored water...I'd like to wet my whistle with some of that right now!


The Gonz, Blender & Jason jessee would be in a Mental Hospital furr sure.....Almost forgot about Rodney Mullen being in there with that Posse

Phelper - Would be a pic Gerwer takes for his IG..Maybe a selfie

Andy Mac - Would be a counselor at the YMCA

Muska & Penny - Would be themselves

Burnquist - Would be a contortionist

Dan Pageau- Would still be eating shit off that attempt on the SS back board slide on EL Toro & asking for money on a gofundme

Bucky Lasek - Would still be working in Tony Hawks shadow

Gator - Would still be in Prison

Ronnie Creager - Would be a Local Golf Pro at the Range

Dave Bachinsky - Would be a Big Game Hunter ( The kind that sprays Elk Urine on them selves)

It was a switch frontboard. Get it together
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Larry on January 29, 2018, 02:12:33 AM
Rick McCrank - making a traveling show for a stupid cabel network, oh fuck

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: tura on January 29, 2018, 06:30:34 PM
Mike Sinclair- One kind of IT guy
Gonz- The other kind of IT guy
Johnny Layton- Professional skateboarder
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on January 29, 2018, 08:21:05 PM
Swan Pablo-Drag queen barback
Chris Cole- Pro Rollerblader
Lizard King-Cart pusher at Walmart
Ryan Sheckler-Gay pornstar
Chris Jolson-Basically cricket from Always Sunny

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Molte on January 30, 2018, 05:06:09 AM
Swan Pablo-Drag queen barback
Chris Cole- Pro Rollerblader
Lizard King-Cart pusher at Walmart
Ryan Sheckler-Gay pornstar
Chris Jolson-Basically cricket from Always Sunny
Cole is killing it on a regular
(https://i.imgur.com/7R4KWvW.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jLHyami.jpg)
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Molte on January 30, 2018, 05:22:54 AM
Nyjah as a youtuber - fitness instruction-and nutrition and diet advicing
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Hauntedfortressofdoom on January 30, 2018, 09:50:20 AM
Reda- crooked cop.
David Gonzalez- pawn shop musical gear specialist
Bobby Puleo- Guy in the warehouse that's been there for 16 years, never really talked to anybody, and three days into your working there decides YOU'RE the guy he's gonna befriend and tell you all of his batshit ideas because you "seem like you GET IT."
Jamie Thomas- Air Force Recruiter
Berra- Middle management for an industrial supply company.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 30, 2018, 09:54:41 AM
mike mo - paul walker working at the racers edge in the first fnf movie
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Gideon Choi on January 30, 2018, 11:18:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AganezX.png)

Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Baron Samedi on January 30, 2018, 11:45:55 AM
braydon szafranski - dog the bounty hunter
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 30, 2018, 12:04:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/AganezX.png)

Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

10/10

Shaun White also is the creepy manager who tries to sleep with every female employee the local afterwork watering hole
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on January 30, 2018, 12:59:46 PM
Always thought some (not all) of these were very fitting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HB1t8LppQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU317jQ_pSU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Mf1bsDKeY

Wtf... Ryan Smith was in not one, but THREE video games.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sold Out on January 30, 2018, 03:25:12 PM
Brad Staba- Food truck operator
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 30, 2018, 04:07:58 PM
louie barletta - highschool IT admin
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 30, 2018, 11:31:14 PM
Louie-pre school teacher
Theotis- elementary school teacher
Jason Adams- line dance instructor
Mark Suciu- founder of a tech start up, wears a black turtleneck
Wes Kremer- jumps around between service jobs and occasionally sells weed, spends most of his day smoking weed near the beach, has no ambitions because he loves the beach life
Matt Field- trims weed up in Humboldt every october/november and somehow lives off the money for the rest of the year. Ran outnof couches to stay on years ago
Lizard King- lift operator in park city- will let you ride for free if you kick down some nugs bro
Neen- women pay him to help them release their chakras through sex therapy
Chris Joslin- still hangs out at the skatepark, but focuses more on smokin cigs
Heath- hitman
Huf- works on wall street
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Rembrandt on January 31, 2018, 12:25:45 AM
Jasson Jesse - Apprentice builder
PRod - Roller coaster operator
Mullen - Street puppeteer
Terry Kennedy - Footlocker
David Gravette - Carnie
Lucero - Airport passport check/rental cars
Tony Hawk - Enthusiastic owner operator of a Subway restaurant with wife/kids working as employee's
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Radbloke on January 31, 2018, 03:27:04 AM
Mikey Taylor - number 11 in the third race at Flemington, paying $17
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: ungzilla on January 31, 2018, 05:29:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AganezX.png)

Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

10/10

Shaun White also is the creepy manager who tries to sleep with every female employee the local afterwork watering hole

which we should mention is like an applebee's on the other side of the strip mall parking lot, and he's been kicked out for being too drunk and aggressive with the waitresses multiple times.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Pigeon on January 31, 2018, 07:49:17 AM
Tony Trujillo—is manager of a shitty strip club. He’s always doing coke in the back room. When he runs out, he gets pissed off and starts breaking shit, until his wife gives him a shot of Wells whiskey that is mixed with Xanax. Obviously, when a stripper refuses to have sex with him, he immediately fires her.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: B. Hopper on January 31, 2018, 09:12:44 AM
Janoski works at Starbucks and somehow seems happy about it

Jerry Hsu works at Starbucks and does not

Templeton brings his laptop to Starbucks every day and is still working up the courage to purposely spill hot coffee in his lap and HSU

fix'd
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Shifty Flip on January 31, 2018, 07:28:02 PM
Neen would replace the street performer Rasta Yogi in a box on Pearl Street Boulder
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: j....soy..... on January 31, 2018, 08:05:53 PM
Cody Mac: tanning salon
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: bawtawd5 on January 31, 2018, 08:19:43 PM
Janoski works at Starbucks and somehow seems happy about it

Jerry Hsu works at Starbucks and does not

Templeton brings his laptop to Starbucks every day and is still working up the courage to purposely spill hot coffee in his lap and HSU


fix'd
h
Hsu is actually pronounced like "win".
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Sanka Coffie on January 31, 2018, 10:36:03 PM
Cody Mac: tanning salon

I could see him running a belt buckle kiosk at a mall that nobody really goes to anymore. The kind that also sells giant bootleg volcom stickers that are proportioned all wrong.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Yogi Berra on February 01, 2018, 12:18:55 AM
Ben Gilley- Stunt double for Astaroth
 
Jub- Speaks to high school students about the dangers of large retaining walls
 
Pat Rakestraw- Spokesperson for an anti-masochism foundation called "Label Kills"
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Molte on February 01, 2018, 05:01:00 AM
Leo Valls - Mimer
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: mooraga on February 01, 2018, 05:44:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AganezX.png)

Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

10/10

Shaun White also is the creepy manager who tries to sleep with every female employee the local afterwork watering hole

which we should mention is like an applebee's on the other side of the strip mall parking lot, and he's been kicked out for being too drunk and aggressive with the waitresses multiple times.

  :D :D :D
thanks guys
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: MintySandwhich on February 01, 2018, 12:17:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kCtTjkN.jpg)
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: SodaJerk on February 01, 2018, 12:19:46 PM
Fuck
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: StabMasterArson on February 01, 2018, 12:41:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kCtTjkN.jpg)

This looks like a press photo for a collaborative television program featuring Lil Mormon's living in a house.








presented by @target and @thechurchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: shark tits on February 02, 2018, 04:49:36 AM
shawn white used to have the high score in donkey kong and he also has a line of hot sauce that he claims is the best.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Molte on February 02, 2018, 04:57:09 AM
shawn white used to have the high score in donkey kong and he also has a line of hot sauce that he claims is the best.

Hahaha "The Hope og Slope"
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Mcidraque on February 02, 2018, 05:48:19 AM
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Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on February 02, 2018, 05:49:30 AM
Nestor Judkins - looks like the temp of an office job that's just a little TOO talkative, but you deal with him because he hates the Patriots too.

Sage - works at the longstanding pizzeria in a college town.

Evan Smith - Gamestop employee that act likes working at gamestop makes him the ultimate gamer.

Neen - you think he is some stoner whole foods dude but he tricks you and works at some new age church and tries to convert you.

 
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: AO320 on February 05, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire

Hahahahahahahahaah
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: streetsoup on September 07, 2018, 02:03:43 PM
Bumping this thread because it is funny and im bored at work.

Raven- Works at a landscaping company, eats gnarly 711 food from the grill on his lunch breaks while taking a picture of the work truck he and 2 others piled into with the # #workgrind

Jack Olson - 17 yr old pizza shop employee. He can fakie tre but not regular.

Joey Brezinski is a house flipper and is too enthusiastic about it.

Luan - is an extremely patient and helpful troubleshooting specialist.

Chris Colbourn is a quiet mailman, nodding politely each day to the citizens of the neighborhood, building a level of rapport and trust since graduating from the neighborhood paperboy as a youth.

Feedback TS spends his days reprimanding troubled youth in an alternative school for bad kids.

Ishod is the homie who works the night shift at your local gas station, and doesn't ID you anymore. He never did.

Winkowski- Handles and takes care for all of the reptiles in the reptile exhibit at the Zoo. He wears khaki cargo shorts and speaks very little, constantly squinting his eyes.


Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: nutslide on September 07, 2018, 02:49:49 PM
Rob Dyrdek: D-List Actor
Andy Roy: Meth Dealer and User
Louie Barletta: Wig Sales Man
Brandon Biebal: GNC or Gold Gym Sales Rep
Jason Jesse: Trump Supporter and Volunteer
Alex Olson: Some hipster store in New York that sells $200 t shirts in the village
Nora: Telemarketer
Neen: Cook/Chef
That whole late 90's Baker Crew aka the piss drunks: All of them are look like they would be AA counselors.
Ishod: Action Movie Stars son in movies
Kader: Token Black kid in old navy ads.
Steve Olson: Walmart Greeter who also breaks the rules
ManRamp: Construction worker and florist
Julien Davidson: In a Cristian Rock Band
Jamie Foy: Airline Baggage Handler
Chad Muska: Gap manager
Bam Margera: Beer Delivery Driver



Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: I.C. Weiner on September 07, 2018, 03:06:30 PM
Nyjah = yoga instructor

Luan = waiter at a fancy restaurant

Chris Milic + jesse alba = slacker cinema workers

Austyn Gillette = low level call centre employee

tony trujillo = sells crashed cars for parts

shaun powers = door to door salesman


Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on September 07, 2018, 03:09:05 PM
BA- Priest
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Pigeon on September 07, 2018, 06:15:29 PM
unemployment
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: itchysutnack on September 08, 2018, 09:50:15 AM
Jaws - Professional Swimmer
Nate Jones - Bartender
Eli Reed - Line Cook
Suciu - Engineer
Corey Duffel Elijah Berle - Hot Topic Employee
Grant Taylor Elijah Berle - Car Mechanic
Nora - Lactation Consultant
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 08, 2018, 09:59:42 AM
Kyle Walker- grocery bagger/shopping cart retriever
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Adam Abbas on September 08, 2018, 10:45:17 AM
Austyn Gillette = low level call centre employee

That's cold-blooded. Palm reader in New Orleans would be better.

Nate Jones - Bartender

He actually is a bartender.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: itchysutnack on September 08, 2018, 01:31:10 PM
Austyn Gillette = low level call centre employee

That's cold-blooded. Palm reader in New Orleans would be better.

Nate Jones - Bartender

He actually is a bartender.

Wouldnt doubt if it was in SF as well...
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: dirtyweemidden on September 09, 2018, 02:02:53 AM
Leticia is an instagram 'model' with her own line of leggings
Weck is a gym bro who sells steroids in the locker room
DNavs owns/works/secretly lives in a band rehearsal space
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: PeggyHillsShittySpanish on September 09, 2018, 11:29:21 AM
The Chief- Enlisted military retiree who is now is the president of a veteran biker club who takes it unusually seriously

Cobra Cole- Christian rock band guitar player

P-rod- Car salesmen

Gonz- Elementary school art teacher

Provost- Pep boys tire technician

Figgy- Little league baseball coach in the southeast (smoky mountain area)

kelly Hart- Dutch Bros barista

Gravette- mate on a salmon fishing guide boat

Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 11, 2018, 08:36:47 AM
Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor

Hahaha.  I didn’t even know that was a job.  Made me laugh out loud though.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: Ookla on September 11, 2018, 10:43:42 AM
John Cardiel & Julian Stranger - Co-owners of J&J Pool service, they have nights and weekends off to skate and are living the dream.

Gino Iannucci  - Hosts of a Pizza show on the Vice channel

Sean Sheffy -  Celebrity Life Coach 

Natas Kaupas - Teaches art classes and Lithuanian folk dancing at the senior center.

TNT - Assistant Manager at Hot Topic.

Chris Cole - Roller Derby Coach

Rudy Johnson - Yogurt inspector

Nyjah, Sheckler, & Jereme Rogers - Boy Band

Gonz - Senator Mark Gonzales (R) CA
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: brucewillis on September 11, 2018, 10:47:31 AM
Tyson Peterson attendant at a thrift store in Long Beach
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 11, 2018, 11:09:23 AM
Jordan Maxham: spends 10.5 out of 12 months a year in county lockup but not for more than 6 weeks at a time; has a deal worked out where an obese female guard sits on his face in exchange for smuggling oxys in her shitter.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: PeggyHillsShittySpanish on September 11, 2018, 11:36:01 AM
Swan Pablo- pushy salesmen at a mall kiosk
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 11, 2018, 11:42:27 AM
dill could make for a nice mannequin at a high end clothing store.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: greendoubt on September 11, 2018, 12:28:47 PM
Terry Kennedy: gang member turned youth worker/born again christian
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: midevilco on September 11, 2018, 01:35:47 PM
Rob Dyrdek: D-List Actor
Andy Roy: Meth Dealer and User
Louie Barletta: Wig Sales Man
Brandon Biebal: GNC or Gold Gym Sales Rep
Jason Jesse: Trump Supporter and Volunteer
Alex Olson: Some hipster store in New York that sells $200 t shirts in the village
Nora: Telemarketer
Neen: Cook/Chef
That whole late 90's Baker Crew aka the piss drunks: All of them are look like they would be AA counselors.
Ishod: Action Movie Stars son in movies
Kader: Token Black kid in old navy ads.
Steve Olson: Walmart Greeter who also breaks the rules
ManRamp: Construction worker and florist
Julien Davidson: In a Cristian Rock Band
Jamie Foy: Airline Baggage Handler
Chad Muska: Gap manager
Bam Margera: Beer Delivery Driver

Nailed it.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: poor alice on September 11, 2018, 02:09:03 PM
FA Dill - group therapy leader.
Skatemore Dill- freelance, cash-only pool cleaner and landscaper.
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: urbneathme on September 12, 2018, 01:15:10 AM
jamie thomas - former army sergeant, can't quite let it go, now runs the local VFW hall and lets kids throw metal shows but gets really pissed when they mosh

grosso - long haul truck driver who spends most of his time at loves across the country chain smoking and trying to talk to people

gino - really unassuming local butcher in a small town. he charges a little too much, but people still go there because their parents always went there and he has the best stuff. politely talks boxing with older customers, but never for too long

greco - employee at gino's butcher shop. talks way too much about movies with customers. people pretend to not hear him call their number

shane heyl - bounces from warehouse job to warehouse job. always tries to party with the college kids working in the warehouse as summer jobs. doesn't usually work out.

andrew allen - works at a tattoo shop and lives with 4 other people. you move in to save money on rent for a little. he doesn't really talk to you much and eats meals in his room. pays his bills on time but occasionally leaves laundry in the dryer for 3 days and really jams you up
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: suprisebuttsex on September 12, 2018, 02:02:17 AM
Austyn Gillette-works at starbucks
Arto Saari-pornstar
Dane Vaughn-gay pornstar
Alex Olson-pornstar
Nora-kinderkarten teacher
Reynolds-car mechanic
Jamal Smith-weed dealer
Evan Smith-guy who works different kind of part time jobs and do lot of acid
Nyjah Huston- unemployed guy who live his mom basement
Title: Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
Post by: mclovin1336 on September 12, 2018, 02:38:49 AM
Austyn Gillette-works at starbucks
Arto Saari-pornstar
Dane Vaughn-gay pornstar
Alex Olson-pornstar
Nora-kinderkarten teacher
Reynolds-car mechanic
Jamal Smith-weed dealer
Evan Smith-guy who works different kind of part time jobs and do lot of acid
Nyjah Huston- unemployed guy who live his mom basement

try again