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Title: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 11, 2018, 01:22:23 PM
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 11, 2018, 01:28:46 PM
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I talk with an occasional "man" or "dude", some people I've met claim I talk a little like a hippy/stoner/surfer.. I dunno, for me its just from growing up on shit from the 60's and 70's and always hanging out with old timers. I don't belong in this time.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 11, 2018, 01:36:39 PM
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I talk with an occasional "man" or "dude", some people I've met claim I talk a little like a hippy/stoner/surfer.. I dunno, for me its just from growing up on shit from the 60's and 70's and always hanging out with old timers. I don't belong in this time.

Starting a sentence like "Dude, I think you're wearing your shirt backwards" is fine with me. It's when a skater is like "dude hasn't put out a good video part in years" where it bothers me. You know what I mean? Like when it's talking about someone, and not to someone, where it becomes stupid skateboarder-only lingo.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 11, 2018, 01:39:50 PM
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I talk with an occasional "man" or "dude", some people I've met claim I talk a little like a hippy/stoner/surfer.. I dunno, for me its just from growing up on shit from the 60's and 70's and always hanging out with old timers. I don't belong in this time.

Starting a sentence like "Dude, I think you're wearing your shirt backwards" is fine with me. It's when a skater is like "dude hasn't put out a good video part in years" where it bothers me. You know what I mean? Like when it's talking about someone, and not to someone, where it becomes stupid skateboarder-only lingo.

Yeah I get that, putting on a "skating voice"!
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: botefdunn on February 11, 2018, 01:58:46 PM
i think "beast" reached full saturation last october. Overuse or misuse is annoying, but i'm unrepentant when it comes to the culture, i like that there's a vocab.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 11, 2018, 02:17:04 PM
i think "beast" reached full saturation last october. Overuse or misuse is annoying, but i'm unrepentant when it comes to the culture, i like that there's a vocab.

That wasn't too big here in Boston, as far as I can remember. Beast was big in my high school amongst jocks and stuff, haha. Graduated in 2006 so this was like over a decade back. Jocks are super on-trend!
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 11, 2018, 02:23:21 PM
I've been skating for 32 years so why fight it?
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: SOTY on February 11, 2018, 02:59:43 PM
I try to focus on what people say not how they say it. #GANG
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: ChuckRamone on February 11, 2018, 03:19:10 PM
the constant insincere positivity in interviews gets kinda annoying. these people must talk shit sometimes but youd never know it from their media personas.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 11, 2018, 03:20:35 PM
HATE was too strong of a word, I'm sry SLAP. I am just upset by the skateboarding hive mind, people living inside shells of self-consciousness and not blooming like the bootyful independent butterflies they could be  :-*
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on February 11, 2018, 03:28:29 PM
I don't think I've ever heard anybody say "stoops" in my life.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: yatallfreak on February 11, 2018, 03:36:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb1t2OftDQs
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Nate on February 11, 2018, 04:41:43 PM
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Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on February 11, 2018, 04:47:13 PM
'You know what I mean?'
'Like'
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Sleazy on February 11, 2018, 05:44:22 PM
Not sure if its going specific to skaters but norms or normals makes me cringe
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: yatallfreak on February 11, 2018, 05:51:29 PM
I think I may have inadvertently roasted AO haha mainly posted cause he talks about hating people saying homie and beast. But then he does go on to say like 20 times in a sentence right after \_(ツ)_/

Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: bawtawd5 on February 11, 2018, 06:00:42 PM
I just hate stoops. And lit. Beastmode is a fuckin beast ass word though, I'm bringin beastmode back baby.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: six newell on February 11, 2018, 06:07:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAK8OS_gqkk
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: shark tits on February 11, 2018, 06:07:53 PM
i thought shtoops was the dumbest damn word back in the 90s then sometime later i started using it ironically and now it's just part of my vernacular. it's still a shtoops word but i use it anyways.
i don't like shit that's too abbreviated. i despise the word 'steeze'. it's not even any shorter than 'style'.
i like bad slang such as 'lace up your gnarboots'.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Johnny on February 11, 2018, 06:16:39 PM
the constant insincere positivity in interviews gets kinda annoying. these people must talk shit sometimes but youd never know it from their media personas.

This.

Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JB on February 11, 2018, 06:54:02 PM
i cant stand the overuse of the word "literally".
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 11, 2018, 07:13:21 PM
Remember Greco saying "SHOOT ME, motherfucker!" to that dude in Baker Has a Deathwish? I wanna relive that scenario saying "KOOK ME, motherfucker!" to skeptics reading this awful thread I made
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: SOTY on February 11, 2018, 07:19:53 PM
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Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Joe Pesci on February 11, 2018, 07:53:32 PM
hate when people say YEWWW
the constant insincere positivity in interviews gets kinda annoying. these people must talk shit sometimes but youd never know it from their media personas.
I wish there would be another, smarter, more powerful version of Forrest Edwards that would intentionally go to famous spots and steal peoples' tricks or redo the most notorious trick from the spot. An evil genius of skateboarding.

Which reminds me of another annoyance, the idea that in 2018 skateboarders still give a fuck about already been done tricks at any spot.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: gnidraobetaks on February 11, 2018, 08:10:35 PM
ill swing
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Cthulhu! on February 11, 2018, 08:41:34 PM
I try to block it out.
Dude it was like literally so sick bro like, fucking, siiiick, you know what I mean dude? Like with the homies dude. So sick. Do you have any weed?
You could have left it at I hate skateboarders really.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 11, 2018, 08:46:11 PM
"clutch"
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: iKobrakai on February 11, 2018, 10:39:27 PM
Support our stoops.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Jollyoli on February 12, 2018, 02:05:59 AM
not so much how, but the things we talk about, recently had a non skate third party join a pub conversation and was there for five minutes before he had to stop us and ask what we were talking about and "what the fuck is a rub brick?"

(It was how to prep a non slidey gap to ledge in an industrial estate)
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on February 12, 2018, 02:51:38 AM
i don't even know what "stoops" means.
but urbandictionary got me covered like
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on February 12, 2018, 04:27:18 AM
only american/english-speaking skaters talk like that :) but i think our skate lingo is cool. not sure if you were drunk when u made this thread
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: feedmeseymour on February 12, 2018, 05:24:41 AM
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Mouth on February 12, 2018, 06:03:55 AM
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: SodaJerk on February 12, 2018, 07:41:52 AM
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/9e1f397e575d919d575011ccc0eb8f69/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: slappies on February 12, 2018, 07:56:23 AM
"Hey dudes, I'm gonna ollie all the way to Zumiez to buy some Abec 3s because they're lighter."
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Mark Renton on February 12, 2018, 08:09:45 AM
'I was talking to *cool skater name (no surname)* the other day.. he's actually really nice'
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Allen. on February 12, 2018, 08:21:42 AM
Oh, ______? Hes the homie!
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on February 12, 2018, 09:14:35 AM
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on February 12, 2018, 09:16:00 AM
is it normal in the US for white dudes to casually use the word 'homie' or is that a skater thing?
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 12, 2018, 09:44:11 AM
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever

Hey! Another native lol. It's true, there's a whole 'nother style of indigenous english out there.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: the snake on February 12, 2018, 10:28:24 AM
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
you got raped dude^^
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: straight on February 12, 2018, 10:34:20 AM
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/9e1f397e575d919d575011ccc0eb8f69/tenor.gif)

i called my dad dude, one time
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Sleazy on February 12, 2018, 11:35:26 AM
is it normal in the US for white dudes to casually use the word 'homie' or is that a skater thing?

Ive only heard that with skaters and thats not my favorite either
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: feedmeseymour on February 12, 2018, 01:11:02 PM
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
you got raped dude^^
(http://i67.tinypic.com/2j6pms.gif)
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 12, 2018, 03:06:22 PM
Oh, ______? Hes the homie!

I HATE that one! They are NEVER the homie, they are always a well known skater who is a distant acquaintance at the very best lol
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 12, 2018, 03:18:21 PM
Oh Jeremy Klein? He's the homie!
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: dirtyweemidden on February 12, 2018, 03:43:09 PM
Homie is by far the worst one! im super white, all my friends are super white and we live in the north east of fucking scotland.. noone is a Homie!
steeze, lit, fire, stoops.all those shits can get to fuck

the overuse of the word like always bugs me, but up this end its a national epidemic and there is fuck all anyone can do about it
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Iceman on February 12, 2018, 05:05:18 PM
"there's too many kids here" when everyone's balding or looks like zz topp
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 12, 2018, 05:23:22 PM
eh,  don't push the steeze overseas.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 12, 2018, 05:26:41 PM
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever
  I lived on band land with all native cousin everybody for years and cherish them and the experience.    Close to my heart. (yah lots of laughs tho for sure)
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: planman on February 12, 2018, 09:37:54 PM
Well that's just like, your opinion, man
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: calvinsdream on February 13, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
Don't you hate pants
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JB on February 14, 2018, 07:27:02 AM
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: thatdrugruglookscoolonyou on February 14, 2018, 08:58:46 AM
It's all a bastardization of the ever so eloquent surfer dialect. The nuances are noted and I tried to find the Upright Citizen's Brigade - Master Dialetician clip but youtube left me with nothing. On another note maybe you are just offended/annoyed by trivial shit like a person who has too much free time or a cushy life?
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: feedmeseymour on February 14, 2018, 09:01:15 AM
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.
i feel like thats a big philly thing, calling older people "old heads" and calling kids "young bull"
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: shark tits on February 14, 2018, 09:12:05 AM
i think 'heads' is mostly white rap fans who aren't allowed to say niggas.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Dirtymac on February 14, 2018, 11:17:33 AM
How sweet life would be if that's all I had to worry about...
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GOKU on February 14, 2018, 11:41:43 PM
The way skateboarders talk is def all I have to worry about brah. It's a huge deal! Nah I barely even interact with skateboarders, I am just baffled how this particular subculture has such a large hive mind compared to others. I don't care too much about how they talk, it's just funny.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 15, 2018, 06:14:49 AM
Hate when I land a trick and everyone's all dilly dilly
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: beatifk on February 15, 2018, 11:09:31 AM
look at any instagram skate trick right now with a lot of comments (go to thrasher or indy or one of the big skateboarding instagrams)... How many of those comments have the word "heavy" in them?

TOO MANY.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Adam Abbas on February 15, 2018, 12:26:20 PM
I didn't grow up saying skate slang so I just don't say it. It felt unnatural to start talking a certain way after I started skating. A few phrases have slipped through though - "right there" being one of them. Not even really skate-specific. I like to say "duder" but that's because of Orgazmo.

I liked how some duders invented their own slang though, like Spanky saying "gangster status situation what I do" and things like that. It's creative.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Baron Samedi on February 15, 2018, 01:10:25 PM
"Player" was huge around here for a few years - it went from people pronouncing it "player" to "plare" to "plurr". A couple of dudes who are actually funny started calling everyone "player" and then everyone who is not funny started doing it and it became extremely annoying. Eventually I'd go to the park and hear a bunch of 12-year-olds wearing skullcaps and overalls calling each other "plurr".
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: slappies on February 15, 2018, 01:42:37 PM
I found "fool" the most irritating. I know it's sort of niche ("dude" is universal) but the Shake Junt lingo shit drives me insane. Oh fool get there while you can KYS fool woah fool is getting buck!
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Little Debbie on February 15, 2018, 02:25:02 PM
just meeting new skaters and seeing how low the bar of conversation is set is always so disappointing... maybe it's more of the younger ones, the ones in their 30s who are still at it tend to have grown up a little bit and can actually converse like normal humans. but yeah, especially when the high school/early 20s skaters are around each other, they amplify their "coolness"/"stonerness" by acting really high and laughing at the stupidest shit. the older I get, the more everyone's insecurities are just so obvious, almost tangible.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: GAY on February 16, 2018, 03:09:25 PM
It fucking bugs me when skaters are all, like, "no" after I feed 'em Jagermeister and then ask to suck their dick. It's like, don't be such a fem with all that me too shit, bro.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 16, 2018, 03:22:14 PM
I found "fool" the most irritating. I know it's sort of niche ("dude" is universal) but the Shake Junt lingo shit drives me insane. Oh fool get there while you can KYS fool woah fool is getting buck!
  Mabye (?) those guys are idiots? (baker 'crew')
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: UselessAsshole on February 16, 2018, 08:02:38 PM
I don't really mind how others talk, I do hate myself a little more every time I use the word totally for some reason though.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Iceman on February 16, 2018, 09:27:48 PM
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.
i feel like that was a big philly new york thing, back in the 90's.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 16, 2018, 10:48:01 PM
look at any instagram skate trick right now with a lot of comments (go to thrasher or indy or one of the big skateboarding instagrams)... How many of those comments have the word "heavy" in them?

TOO MANY.
Those are all Brophy comments
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Andrew on February 16, 2018, 11:14:31 PM
i probably say "sick" way too much so im annoying as hell
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Mark Renton on February 17, 2018, 06:06:18 AM
i probably say "sick" way too much so im annoying as hell

Haha I got some weird moments with non-skaters with that.

- I got this shirt yesterday
-- Oh that's so sick
- What do you mean by that?
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Surf-goth on February 17, 2018, 08:13:25 AM
Hella steez
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Willie on February 17, 2018, 08:21:44 AM
"Son" makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 17, 2018, 08:47:00 AM
"Son" makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
Is your Dad a ghost then?
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: BigManTing on February 17, 2018, 09:21:42 AM
YEW is fucking disgusting.

Worst thing in skating right now though is kids throwing horns all the time. It's the new shaka, both of which should be left in the past where they belong.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 17, 2018, 09:45:32 AM
i probably say "sick" way too much so im annoying as hell

Haha I got some weird moments with non-skaters with that.

- I got this shirt yesterday
-- Oh that's so sick
- What do you mean by that?

I made the mistake of using the word "kook" around a non-skater. Trying to explain what it meant was painful.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: shark tits on February 17, 2018, 09:50:09 AM
"Son" makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
Is your Dad a ghost then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcR1KG2rVRA
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: Nosferatu on February 17, 2018, 10:39:46 AM
YEW is fucking disgusting.

Worst thing in skating right now though is kids throwing horns all the time. It's the new shaka, both of which should be left in the past where they belong.

An understated shaka is quite a gentlemanly act in my opinion.

I use words like sick, rad, and gnar when around skate friends. Feels natural in the right context but pretty cringey in a non-skater setting.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 18, 2018, 07:00:24 AM
YEW is fucking disgusting.

Worst thing in skating right now though is kids throwing horns all the time. It's the new shaka, both of which should be left in the past where they belong.

An understated shaka is quite a gentlemanly act in my opinion.

I use words like sick, rad, and gnar when around skate friends. Feels natural in the right context but pretty cringey in a non-skater setting.
  The shaka is thousands of years old.  (skate talk has roots)  Aloha!
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: deathturd on February 18, 2018, 07:36:35 PM
Remember the 1-2 years when people were doing that shake junt inspired double tap handshake crap? That was still  worse than hearing "dummy lit" multiple times a day.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: bawtawd5 on February 18, 2018, 09:10:30 PM
I'm fluent in ebonics so this is mad disrespectful
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: MyUserName on February 19, 2018, 06:27:27 AM
I just read through this thread and I swear to god the only thing I ever said was, dude. I guess I never talked like a skateboarder.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: JB on February 19, 2018, 08:07:24 AM
I just read through this thread and I swear to god the only thing I ever said was, dude. I guess I never talked like a skateboarder.

someone get this dude an award
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: lickcakes on February 21, 2018, 06:50:37 PM
i'm glad you brought this up. i do it at the skatepark all the time which really annoys me, it's fucking stupid but i do it. i started skateboarding in 6th grade and have obsessed over skateboarding culture since then, so i'm fucked. but i'm definitely been trying to make an effort to curb that as much as possible.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 21, 2018, 07:36:14 PM
i'm glad you brought this up. i do it at the skatepark all the time which really annoys me, it's fucking stupid but i do it. i started skateboarding in 6th grade and have obsessed over skateboarding culture since then, so i'm fucked. but i'm definitely been trying to make an effort to curb that as much as possible.
  This started with people being grammar\spelling natzis on slap forum.  Inevitalby that had to spread to dudes talking and the need to police/reduce that too.   I heard a concept on the radio that any system built for optimization is a form of Artificial intelegence. (capitalism?)  I think we're there (ai run amok) already with our platform economy.  Any way what I think I'm saying is we should stay away from any group think such as "skate talk is stupic" -It's completely no more or less stupid than any other shit people say. 
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 21, 2018, 08:10:07 PM
If you won't hire me because of my AAVE you are a racist it doesn't matter that I am a white jew
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 21, 2018, 08:11:31 PM
(African Anthony Van Engelen)
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Post by: GinosGroceries on February 21, 2018, 08:57:30 PM
'You know what I mean?'
'Like'
Guy Mariano starter pack
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Post by: fulfillthedream on February 22, 2018, 12:45:35 PM
You seem to be referring to a certain group/genre of skaters
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Post by: ungzilla on February 22, 2018, 01:04:45 PM
sup fam please never say fam again
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Post by: Justis on February 22, 2018, 02:58:25 PM
I try to focus on what people say not how they say it. #GANG
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Post by: iKobrakai on February 23, 2018, 04:21:32 AM
I try to focus on what people say not how they say it. #GANG

Impossible. I get tilted by minor shit all the time, to the point where the I miss the point.
Title: Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
Post by: badfomyhealth on February 23, 2018, 06:29:42 AM
When u just meet and

"Do you know ___?"


People who use "steez" in a sentence deserve a punch in the mouth.
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Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on July 27, 2018, 08:37:08 AM
in no order but you've heard them used in countless Thrasher articles.
The improper use of certain vernacular makes me cringe..........
Dude unless expressing in a moment of surprise and worth that moment of truly being surprised
Steez is just baby talk why can't anyone handle the full use of style
Legend or Legendary unless it is used in a context that's appropriate
Yeeeewwwwwwwww is monkey squeeeling and annoying group hugs is a little homoerotic especially if it is a Baker maker Frankie Hill sketchy landing.
Lit WTF does that mean?
Fam are you retarded can you not enunciate ily?
those are just a few and I will dribble out some more as soon as I think of more but those are some of my least favorite instant punching musings of skater lingo.

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Post by: botefdunn on July 27, 2018, 12:37:39 PM
How skateboarders talk:

While smoking

Sitting on public infrastructure

On balconies at apartments of girls younger and keener than you

On couches of guys who sell weed

In parks at night

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Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on July 27, 2018, 01:53:44 PM
I found "fool" the most irritating. I know it's sort of niche ("dude" is universal) but the Shake Junt lingo shit drives me insane. Oh fool get there while you can KYS fool woah fool is getting buck!
Ya heard?............ another shit term that gets thrown around as well
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Post by: j....soy..... on July 27, 2018, 11:18:00 PM
I actually think skaters should stay in their own lane and continue talking dumb....you think you're fooling anyone with your 'basically' and 'what nots'......
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Post by: dirtyweemidden on July 28, 2018, 01:45:23 AM
Lit
Fam
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Post by: quadcuff on August 21, 2018, 09:21:56 AM
Not sure if its going specific to skaters but norms or normals makes me cringe

well yeah, because it assumes that anyone that doesn't skate is a fucking invalid or something
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Post by: quadcuff on August 21, 2018, 09:24:29 AM
if you hate the way skaters talk, talk however you want around them, or just ask them what they mean by what they just said until it makes sense

there, you can end it yourself
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Post by: brycickle on August 21, 2018, 12:29:00 PM
if you hate the way skaters talk, talk however you want around them, or just ask them what they mean by what they just said until it makes sense

there, you can end it yourself
If you talk the way you type, then I hate the way you talk.
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Post by: quadcuff on August 22, 2018, 09:31:27 AM
if you hate the way skaters talk, talk however you want around them, or just ask them what they mean by what they just said until it makes sense

there, you can end it yourself
If you talk the way you type, then I hate the way you talk.

k
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Post by: Mystical Leader on August 23, 2018, 01:53:29 AM
How skateboarders talk:

While smoking

Sitting on public infrastructure

On balconies at apartments of girls younger and keener than you

On couches of guys who sell weed

In parks at night

Life can be beautiful, my guy..
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 23, 2018, 03:29:12 AM
for some reason here the term "dezzy" somehow means drink as does the term "desmondo" (ie "anyone got a dezzy/desmondo") and then one offshoot of that somehow being "dezzy mouth" (dry mouth) - it's dumb as shit and everytime someone says it i cringe inside but thenagain these are the same people who say af irl
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Post by: redcurb12 on August 23, 2018, 12:33:24 PM
i'm all dudes and brahs but i grew up skating a ton and that's just how the homies talked... i also smoke way too much weed which probably doesn't help. i like to throw in a few lit fams now and then too... just to be annoying. the fuck is stoop all about tho? steezy has always kinda erked me... i feel like only kooks and non skaters use that word
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Post by: AnnihilationTime on August 25, 2018, 09:01:20 PM
I pretty much only cringe when I hear people say internet lingo lit af fam  type shit. Um That being said i grew up skating in southern ca and smoked way too much weed from 14-24. I talk how you think I talk, so dude if you dont like it bone the fuck out you barn. \_(ツ)_/