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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: bawtawd5 on March 05, 2018, 07:50:36 PM
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What's your guy's favorite way to get off recently started milking my prostate and been loving the gasms I get from it. No kink shaming please feel free to share ur stuff
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I worked at a Adult Shop from 18-20 and I used to be a lot more sexually adventurous. Now I'm just a fucking prude :'(
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
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I like to masturbate in a closed room while people wait for pie to cool
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb.. it was like the vibrator inside which ever hole I wasn't occupying made the one i was in vibrate from inside. I busted many hard nut during those times. lord knows I have tried but my wife wont let me stick anything up her ass. bummer....
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
good times indeed. but yeah, they aren't the sort of girls you marry...
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
Yep, Just before i met the girl who would become my wife, the aforementioned girl hit me up out of the blue saying she had moved back to town and wanted to hang... To this day I regret not giving her one last DP for the road.
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDBepAv4KU
I can go forever with the kinks.
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDBepAv4KU
I can go forever with the kinks.
An obvious choice
https://youtu.be/-TNlt5DKWEs
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDBepAv4KU
I can go forever with the kinks.
My father in law dragged me all over North London one night in search of the pub owned by Ray Davies. Apparently he found it once and got speaking to the guvner who took him upstairs or around the corner or something to a room that had a collection of Ray's guitars but as he was drunk, Swedish and unfamiliar with North London he could not remember where it was or the name of the pub. We ended up on an epic pub crawl drunk as hell and never found the place. All in all it wasn't the worst day.
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDBepAv4KU
I can go forever with the kinks.
an epic adventure that could only be had in merry ol’ england or should I say great britain. the kinks are the best of the 60s british bands and one of my all-time favorite groups. I always have some of their albums in my playlist.
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDBepAv4KU
I can go forever with the kinks.
an epic adventure that could only be had in merry ol’ england or should I say great britain. the kinks are the best of the 60s british bands and one of my all-time favorite groups. I always have some of their albums in my playlist.
my dad has an old kinks promo photo signed by ray hanging in his garage. he brought it to one of his solo shows maybe ten years ago. i guess he made my mom and the other couple they were with stand outside for a long time afterward to meet ray but was too nervous to ask him to sign the photo when the time came, so my mom asked for him. thats the only kinks story ive got.
ive seen ray and dave separately and they both put on great shows. ray did a sit down acoustic set and told stories in between songs and daves was straight rock and roll.
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Kinked hubbas are pretty cool
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https://youtu.be/4sFaVBC1fbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDBepAv4KU
I can go forever with the kinks.
https://youtu.be/-TNlt5DKWEs
If I had to pick a "best":
https://youtu.be/N_MqfF0WBsU
If I wanted to go with an obscure one:
https://youtu.be/mwRfQY24unk
If you wanted a rocker:
https://youtu.be/Ua8OsW9bMk0
If going for an obscure rocker:
https://youtu.be/5xZghyIdrho
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
Youre gonna leave your SLAP acct open one day and your wife is going to slit your ballsack open and really make you regret some shit.
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
Youre gonna leave your SLAP acct open one day and your wife is going to slit your ballsack open and really make you regret some shit.
Na, We have no secrets between us. I have been pretty open to her about my sexual exploits of the past.
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Oh there's a band that has kink as a name andyall posted em very cool now back to talking about having our balls twisted mid climax
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i recently discovered the joy of switch wanking. coat everything in coco butter and go nuts..
its takes all the day and all of the night but its worth it
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Very dope using old lefty is always a bit of a struggle for me I end up getting frustrated because my technique is jacked (no pun intended) I been watching some bondage videos and get off to them but nit as much as I thought I would, still searching for that "first look at a playboy "feeling but think it's gone forever :'(
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
May I ask why not? I'd rather marry a freak than otherwise
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
May I ask why not? I'd rather marry a freak than otherwise
Well I mean you should marry a girl that you enjoy having sex with don't get me wrong, but freak girls are just that, freaks; 9 times our of 10 they just aren't marriage material because of how unstable they are.
Yep, Just before i met the girl who would become my wife, the aforementioned girl hit me up out of the blue saying she had moved back to town and wanted to hang... To this day I regret not giving her one last DP for the road.
shit always happens Moe, when I got serious about dating my wife I got some crazy offers. I'd played around enough in my 20s/ early 30s though to be content with turning them down though.
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its takes all the day and all of the night but its worth it
slick 8)
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its takes all the day and all of the night but its worth it
slick 8)
Im glad someone got it haha
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
May I ask why not? I'd rather marry a freak than otherwise
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Yep, Just before i met the girl who would become my wife, the aforementioned girl hit me up out of the blue saying she had moved back to town and wanted to hang... To this day I regret not giving her one last DP for the road.
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
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I used to date this girl who loved letting me stick a vibrator up her ass while I fucked her. Shit was bomb..
May I ask why not? I'd rather marry a freak than otherwise
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Yep, Just before i met the girl who would become my wife, the aforementioned girl hit me up out of the blue saying she had moved back to town and wanted to hang... To this day I regret not giving her one last DP for the road.
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
i agree. the 'freak/fun in bed = unstable/daddy issues' notion may be true some of the time, but people tend to be a little more complicated than that.
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^^^ Kinda part of growing up. Deciding that fun was nice but looking for something more stable. Plus, you can get over it
That being said, my thing is when you're eating a girl out and she's pulling you by the hair but smushing your head with her thighs.
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^^^ Kinda part of growing up. Deciding that fun was nice but looking for something more stable. Plus, you can get over it
That being said, my thing is when you're eating a girl out and she's pulling you by the hair but smushing your head with her thighs.
one of the greatest joys!
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its takes all the day and all of the night but its worth it
slick 8)
*slow claps*
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Like my boi luda said lady in the street and freak in da bed
Also I fucked a memory foam pillow last night folded taco style it was cool
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latina pillow humpers.
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So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
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So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.
You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.
'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
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I don't disagree with ya there buddy (but you certainly seem to think I do), notice the part way when I didn't state ALL freaks aren't marriage material?
Can we all just get back on topic so you can tell us how you like to stick cold cucumbers up your bumb?
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you perverts really messed up this kinks thread with all that gross sex talk.
https://youtu.be/T8yVC6VCoE4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EICviwlex3Y
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What about when you twist up a garden hose and the pressure starts to build and you keep just holding it and holding it feeling the rubber tighten and strain and then you finally unkink it and the water gushes out with a tremendous force and sprays your gardenias with lifegiving Godblood
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Fucking puns
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What about when you twist up a garden hose and the pressure starts to build and you keep just holding it and holding it feeling the rubber tighten and strain and then you finally unkink it and the water gushes out with a tremendous force and sprays your gardenias with lifegiving Godblood
Will you marry me?
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What about when you twist up a garden hose and the pressure starts to build and you keep just holding it and holding it feeling the rubber tighten and strain and then you finally unkink it and the water gushes out with a tremendous force and sprays your gardenias with lifegiving Godblood
to get peak satisfaction you need to look at the hose nozzle when you unkink, test the waters
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So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.
You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.
'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
I'm def one of the older farts on here so I'll share an old saying; You can't make a housewife out of a whore. Now that I type that it seems incredibly horrible in todays society. Replace whore and housewife with words of your own choosing. Either way after over half a century on planet earth I've found it to be true.....but then again I learned everything the hard way which most rebellious types seemed determined to do
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Pat Duffy in Questionable. That guy got kinky.
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So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.
You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.
'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
what about the opposite? can you make a whore out of a housewife? what if you just really love slutty women?
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So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.
You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.
'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
what about the opposite? can you make a whore out of a housewife? what if you just really love slutty women?
Yesss.
As far as the other replies, all I was getting at is that kinkier/freakier preferences in the bedroom isn't the same thing (at all) as being a whore or a slut.
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Id wife a freak if should give great top, I'm evolving with open mindedness in porn every day, just watched a video where this chick drank her squirt and I ain't talking about the refreshing citrus soft drink
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This morning I was wondering if there were furries who are into Street Sharks...
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/7f9f/f/2012/010/4/a/street_sharks_color_by_caseyljones-d4lzadn.jpg)
and of course there fucking are.
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(https://i.imgur.com/HKUupEfl.jpg)
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I'll just leave this here.
It's BDSM, so doesn't cover 'kinkiness' in general, but there has been some research on the relative psychological stability of freaks:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-wide-wide-world-psychology/201502/the-surprising-psychology-bdsm
Pamela Connolly (2006) compared BDSM practitioners to published norms on 10 psychological disorders. Compared to the normative samples, BDSM practitioners had lower levels of depression, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), psychological sadism, psychological masochism, borderline pathology, and paranoia. (They showed equal levels of obsessive-compulsive disorder and higher levels of dissociation and narcissism.)
Similarly, Andreas Wismeijer and Marcel van Assen (2013) compared BDSM practitioners to non-BDSM-practitioners on major personality traits. Their results showed that in comparison to non-practitioners, BDSM practitioners exhibited higher levels of extraversion, conscientiousness, openness to experience, and subjective well-being. Practitioners also showed lower levels of neuroticism and rejection sensitivity.
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Thanks for sharing wp definitely will give it a look
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyk0Jkun50
https://www.bet.com/news/national/2018/02/14/dominatrix-who-requires-her-clients-to-read-black-feminist-theor.html
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(https://i.imgur.com/HKUupEfl.jpg)
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Lol
Show this to anyone that denies the global uptrend in mental health issues.
I had a coworker come out as a "furry" and his life went to shit very quickly. Once he was into that "lifestyle" it was a downward spiral that would make nine inch nails proud.
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Have any of you guys seen that movie Pottersville? It's streaming on Netflix now actually. It's a really bad Christmas comedy, but worth watching because it has a crazy good cast, for how awful it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqlnFY8gVRU
Michael Shannon stars in it, and early in the movie he discovers that his wife, Christina Hendricks (Joan from Mad Men), is a furry who is cheating on him with Ron Perlman. Oh and Ian McShane is in it too.
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Rule number 1 no kink shaming if these fools wanna fuq wearing mascot outfits wr gotta respect em
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Bawtawd, whatever drugs you've used in the last few weeks are working splendidly.
Early running for POTY 2018
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dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..
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So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.
You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.
'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
what about the opposite? can you make a whore out of a housewife? what if you just really love slutty women?
Yesss.
As far as the other replies, all I was getting at is that kinkier/freakier preferences in the bedroom isn't the same thing (at all) as being a whore or a slut.
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dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..
Dude, I can't stop laughing about this. What the fuck. Do you have photos?
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Rules are ment to be broken furries are weird as hell and they probably spend to much on dry cleaning spunk of their costumes
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dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..
is this the plot of a upcoming curb your enthusiasm episode?
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I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up
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I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up
i dont know how the fuck i came across this, maybe it was posted here, but theres some reddit page called r/cummingonfigurines or something very similar and its exactly what you described. i only saw one post but it was some princess character all nutted up and a bunch of comments from psychopaths saying "wow, nice load man" and "ive been looking for that one forever. how much did you pay?"
weird shit. like how the hell do you get into that and how do you find out that you're not the only weirdo who does it and theres actually a fucking online community devoted to jacking off onto figurines?
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dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..
here he is with my sister.. we did not let the little man anywhere near him haha
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Fuckin hell man
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Fuckin hell man
He went all in, balls and all.
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He went all in, balls and all.
Tail hanging out the back of his jeans.
my folks were like 'aw hes put so much effort in for the kids'
nah.. mum, hes a fucking deviant.
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He went all in, balls and all.
Tail hanging out the back of his jeans.
my folks were like 'aw hes put so much effort in for the kids'
nah.. mum, hes a fucking deviant.
You just made a hard day a little easier by making me laugh so hard I had to explain to my wife what I was laughing at.
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I for one would not let that touch my sister.
Probably has rabies, or scabies at the very least.
And not to mention the 8 million possible mental issues
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I have a couple cousins who are big Comicon cosplay types and I was talking to em one time about My Little Pony and how it had to be some kind of gay/fetish thing but how funny it was that My Little Poniers will defend the idea that they just like it because it's a quality show with good values, sharp subtle humor and solid animation til the death. My one cousin went red in the face and then told me he was getting into graphic design
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"graphic design"... we got you cuz, loud and clear
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I'm into kissing more than penetration. Also young chicks, like 13-15, allegedly. I'm pretty vanilla actually. Maybe a little femdom torture, but nothing crazy. Groups of lesbos sexually abusing a girl also too.
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Which benzos tonight bawtawd?
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I'm into kissing more than penetration. Also young chicks, like 13-15, allegedly. I'm pretty vanilla actually. Maybe a little femdom torture, but nothing crazy. Groups of lesbos sexually abusing a girl also too.
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I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up
i dont know how the fuck i came across this, maybe it was posted here, but theres some reddit page called r/cummingonfigurines or something very similar and its exactly what you described. i only saw one post but it was some princess character all nutted up and a bunch of comments from psychopaths saying "wow, nice load man" and "ive been looking for that one forever. how much did you pay?"
weird shit. like how the hell do you get into that and how do you find out that you're not the only weirdo who does it and theres actually a fucking online community devoted to jacking off onto figurines?
maybe you were asking for a friend?
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I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up
i dont know how the fuck i came across this, maybe it was posted here, but theres some reddit page called r/cummingonfigurines or something very similar and its exactly what you described. i only saw one post but it was some princess character all nutted up and a bunch of comments from psychopaths saying "wow, nice load man" and "ive been looking for that one forever. how much did you pay?"
weird shit. like how the hell do you get into that and how do you find out that you're not the only weirdo who does it and theres actually a fucking online community devoted to jacking off onto figurines?
maybe you were asking for a friend?
no, i totally found it on my own. not on purpose though. i swear.
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http://yung-silicone.tumblr.com/post/100148174903
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I have a thing for girls with painted fingernails. Love getting a handy with a perfect set of manicured nails...red is my personal preference.
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Feel you on that Moe
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anyone here into teletype?
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anyone here into teletype?
i really only kook for one thing, and thats teletype.
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ive been known to suck some toes but this right here, is the ultimate kink, might have to give it a whirl sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I
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dear god
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ive been known to suck some toes but this right here, is the ultimate kink, might have to give it a whirl sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I
He's celibate, so you're saying celibacy is the ultimate kink?
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ive been known to suck some toes but this right here, is the ultimate kink, might have to give it a whirl sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I
He might say he's celibate, but there's no way that dude doesn't wear basketball shorts with a big balloon in them.
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https://youtu.be/0VC88P0Fxu4
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https://youtu.be/0VC88P0Fxu4
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SRbBQZTu--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/qweg6m11wq1wrqp0fety.png)
https://jalopnik.com/this-disturbing-theory-explains-pixars-cars-1791834045
I back it
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I have a thing for girls with painted fingernails. Love getting a handy with a perfect set of manicured nails...red is my personal preference.
I always joke how big your dick can look when the girl has tiny hands. Mani's definitely make it fancy.
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Been really into tablecloths lately
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Been really into tablecloths lately
fuck you
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I'm in the market for a fake fuckable ass. I'm not talking about no flesh light garbage. I mean a full sized prosthetic ass with proper vagina and booty holes that I can really throw all my weight on. Anybody had one before? Got any recommendations? I ain't made of money so I'm looking at anything sub $300. Maybe one day I'll save up the cash to order one of them Real Dolls, but those cost as much as a decent used car. A real investment. Maybe I'll be one of those guys that treats it like a real woman and take her out on dates. A man can dream anyway.
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"i skate, shoot guns, smoke weed and bang rubber asses. so what?"
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I'm in the market for a fake fuckable ass. I'm not talking about no flesh light garbage. I mean a full sized prosthetic ass with proper vagina and booty holes that I can really throw all my weight on. Anybody had one before? Got any recommendations? I ain't made of money so I'm looking at anything sub $300. Maybe one day I'll save up the cash to order one of them Real Dolls, but those cost as much as a decent used car. A real investment. Maybe I'll be one of those guys that treats it like a real woman and take her out on dates. A man can dream anyway.
my older brother bought a rubber ass in protest when his gf wasnt giving it up to him, he said it worked like a charm. they broke up a month later.
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which part of that is working like a charm
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which part of that is working like a charm
the rubber ass ofcourse, i think its still kicking around his house if anyone is interested pm me
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which part of that is working like a charm
Ah so it's yours. Thanks for clearing that up!
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Just go into any xxx shop and ask, they'll either vibe you out like a kid going into a skate shop for his first complete or be stoked you're taking your masturbating so seriously and pit you on the team
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my wife and i went into one once and the lady working was way too friendly and would not shut up about butt plugs. she also told us that her ex once called her and asked if it was ok to use crisco as a lube substitute. she said its not a good idea.
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and you're just gonna take her word for it? crisco up that dick guy
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Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick
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Marlon Brando knows what's up with pantry lubricants.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-07-2015/L5TNsa.gif)
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one of my Friends works in a hotel, one night the Big Show strolled up to her reception desk and asked for a shitload of those little squares of butter..like 35 of them. She gave him a bunch but had to ask why he needed so many..
he says hes gonna butterstuff some groupy. like its common practice..
butterstuff? she asks
yeah, you stuff a bunch of these into an asshole and then fuck it.
wwf dudes know how to party right
can see butter being a decent lube.. clean up would probably be a pain in the ass (HA)
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Coconut oil works really good.
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Anyone every try that shit where you choke yourself while beating off, I would try that shit but I don't wanna die like that K u ng Fu fool it'd be kinda embarrassing but the nut might be worth it
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Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick
I had a handjob with coconut oil once
5/10 lubricant but my dick was buttery smooth afterwards
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Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick
I had a handjob with coconut oil once
5/10 lubricant but my dick was buttery smooth afterwards
Your lying.
Coconut oil lubricates greater than any other lube I've seen on the market.
I'm guessing it was coconut butter or oil infused with coconut.
In any case I hope you infused her with your nut.
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So who is going to do the pepsi challenge with butter vs. coconut oil? Legit review though. I have used coconut oil,its like salba saucing your dick,ready to get into anything
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its like salba saucing your dick
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Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick
I had a handjob with coconut oil once
5/10 lubricant but my dick was buttery smooth afterwards
Your lying.
Coconut oil lubricates greater than any other lube I've seen on the market.
I'm guessing it was coconut butter or oil infused with coconut.
In any case I hope you infused her with your nut.
I thought it was oil but it was awhile ago so I’m not sure...I just remember it was fairly thick, just the texture seemed distracting.
No infusion of her though, it was just a straight HJ.
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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again
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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again
Next time just hold your breath when you bust,about the same thing with less chance of death
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Piss... I'm into piss, and I want to get pissed on all the time.
I also love a good bush (Shout out to my Team Bush brothers on these boards), and Puffy nipples. I have a thing for panties (specifically black) and them being pulled to the side for various sorts of fuckery. Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.
I really have no hangups just so long as there's no dick, shit, or vomit involved. Anything else goes! No urethra bullshit either.. that shit sends chills down my spine.
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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again
she's still alive, she was really there lol
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Since I'm here I'm gonna talk about some shit I don't get.
The whole "daddy" thing, and why that is suddenly a thing. The whole Dom/Sub daddy thing is kind of like the Candyland of fuckery to me. At first I understood it even less, so watching camgirls saying "fuck me daddy" wasn't exactly sexy to me... Which in a way is kind of funny because "fuck me papi" does things to me.
I guess what I don't get is why sex needs a novelty or roleplay factor for some people. I guess maybe due to my age I don't get a lot of the bells and whistles people are trying to throw into fucking. I just wanna do/enact my filthy thoughts without having to play games in the process. I wanna do the dirtiest shit she can think of, but I don't wanna have to slap her the fuck around every time.
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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again
What's really fucked up was betty white and bawtard mustve been pullin the same shit at the same time and met in nut heaven
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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again
What's really fucked up was betty white and bawtard mustve been pullin the same shit at the same time and met in nut heaven
or they have the same dealer hehe
edit : that nut heaven concept killed me^^
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Fuck man it must've been the Golden girls marathon i just had watched thn shit
Also shout out to homie that has that pornstar Charlotte Sartre avatar, part of the reason I've been experimenting with my porn/ nut rituals is cause home girls videos, mongoloid you a mad man I fuck wit the vision 8) respect
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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again
What's really fucked up was betty white and bawtard mustve been pullin the same shit at the same time and met in nut heaven
edit : that nut heaven concept killed me^^
I don't know how people pull that off. I saw a Hulu show were some dude talks to ghosts and in an episode some Skrillex parody kills himself and gets the guy to hide his body. Then that shit got me thinking what if I'm watching some wild shit as I'm possessed by the fap spirit and die. Like, what if my roommates, friends, or family just assume I'm really into some wild shit? You can't power through that comically, 'cause your dead haha
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Piss... I'm into piss, and I want to get pissed on all the time.
I also love a good bush (Shout out to my Team Bush brothers on these boards), and Puffy nipples. I have a thing for panties (specifically black) and them being pulled to the side for various sorts of fuckery. Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.
I really have no hangups just so long as there's no dick, shit, or vomit involved. Anything else goes! No urethra bullshit either.. that shit sends chills down my spine.
I don't get the whole gaping thing. I don't wanna know what their insides look like, that's on some psycho cut em open shit. I just wanna look at their butts not inside them.
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"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” is a pretty interesting quote by Oscar Mayer. What gets us off, the act itself or mindfucking someone into doing whatever we want?
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"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” is a pretty interesting quote by Oscar Mayer. What gets us off, the act itself or mindfucking someone into doing whatever we want?
Oscar Mayer the wiener guy?
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At first I understood it even less, so watching camgirls saying "fuck me daddy" wasn't exactly sexy to me... Which in a way is kind of funny because "fuck me papi" does things to me.
My girlfriend alternates between daddy and papi. Depends on the mood.
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i think if my wife called me 'papi' in bed i'd immediately bust
out laughing
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oh so you're one of those deviants that gets off by laughing hysterically during sex
it's cool though
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I insist my wife calls me Big Daddy if she is asking for material goods or money to purchase material goods. She's cool with it. Apparently financial domination is one of the oldest kinks. However she has never called me this during sex nor have I ever requested it.
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i think if my wife called me 'papi' in bed i'd immediately bust
out laughing
I wouldn’t laugh if your wife called me Papi.
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Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.
perhaps not the best choice of words ;)
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funny you mentioned the urethra play, I'd never even heard of it until I met this random girl online and she sprung it on me after a relatively "normal" session.
The choking thing is really scary, had a girl that was into and she probably hated me because I wouldn't choke her hard enough... heard too many horror stories about those types and didn't want blood on my hands.
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i think if my wife called me 'papi' in bed i'd immediately bust
out laughing
I wouldn’t laugh if your wife called me Papi.
chu even mean
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For the sake of conversation... "Urethral play" is called "Sounding" where you probe with a metal or silicon "Sound" downyour urethra. I had customers tell me it felt like jacking off from the inside out. Also if you attempt to "Sound" use medical lubricant as its sterile. I had one guy tell me he used a chop stick and silicon lube and got an infection. Other urethral play would fall more towards a medical kink like catheter play. Fun fact you can hook a catheter up to two people (eg your partner) and urinate into their bladder for that ultimate display of dominance.
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i watched a sounding handjob and it didn't seem to hurt but i went to planned parenthood 18 yrs ago and got the alcohol Q-tip and never again!
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i watched a sounding handjob and it didn't seem to hurt but i went to planned parenthood 18 yrs ago and got the alcohol Q-tip and never again!
That shit is horrible. Im glad I have a dedicated doctor now and I just need to do a urine sample.
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For the sake of conversation... "Urethral play" is called "Sounding" where you probe with a metal or silicon "Sound" downyour urethra. I had customers tell me it felt like jacking off from the inside out. Also if you attempt to "Sound" use medical lubricant as its sterile. I had one guy tell me he used a chop stick and silicon lube and got an infection. Other urethral play would fall more towards a medical kink like catheter play. Fun fact you can hook a catheter up to two people (eg your partner) and urinate into their bladder for that ultimate display of dominance.
Yeah.. even reading this makes me feel sick in a very substantial way. I have a healthy fear of catheters.
Hell... Prolapses don't even frighten me as much as sounding.
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For the sake of conversation... "Urethral play" is called "Sounding" where you probe with a metal or silicon "Sound" downyour urethra. I had customers tell me it felt like jacking off from the inside out. Also if you attempt to "Sound" use medical lubricant as its sterile. I had one guy tell me he used a chop stick and silicon lube and got an infection. Other urethral play would fall more towards a medical kink like catheter play. Fun fact you can hook a catheter up to two people (eg your partner) and urinate into their bladder for that ultimate display of dominance.
Yeah.. even reading this makes me feel sick in a very substantial way. I have a healthy fear of catheters.
All of them make me pretty queasy. When I was 17 and stupid I od'd and woke up with a catheter in and had to be concious when they took it out in front of a bunch of college students. Painful physically and emotionally.
Hell... Prolapses don't even frighten me as much as sounding.
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Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.
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funny you mentioned the urethra play, I'd never even heard of it until I met this random girl online and she sprung it on me after a relatively "normal" session.
The choking thing is really scary, had a girl that was into and she probably hated me because I wouldn't choke her hard enough... heard too many horror stories about those types and didn't want blood on my hands.
I recently learned it's about stopping blood not air flow. With that being said that's some people's thing to take it that many more steps extra. I can't do it myself in the same way where I can throw some spanks but can't really get to slapping the person in the face.
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dont know where else to put this but i found out today a coworker is like 2 years into a female to male transition and the waitress that told me this also told me for some reason that he (she) has been taking hormones and has a 2 inch long clit. i wish she hadn't told me that last part, it's gonna be hard making eye contact now
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dont know where else to put this but i found out today a coworker is like 2 years into a female to male transition and the waitress that told me this also told me for some reason that he (she) has been taking hormones and has a 2 inch long clit. i wish she hadn't told me that last part, it's gonna be hard making eye contact now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0-3BRjAYU
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I almost lost a magic marker up my ass today and I was freaking out trying to fish it out for like 15 mins until it finally surfaced thought I was gonna have to go to the er in shame. any way how is your sex life?
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http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/03/29/getting-kinky-daniel-vargas/
daniel vargas is a low key furry
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http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/03/29/getting-kinky-daniel-vargas/
daniel vargas is a low key furry
Yes, but can we look at these line as well before I report myself
At times [the model] would yank on the collar so hard that I would actually have trouble breathing and that would just make it funnier
We were in animal onesies with animal hoods. I was a lion and she was a giraffe.
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I want to cum on a dumb hoe. Really dumb hoe.
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I want to cum on a dumb hoe. Really dumb hoe.
f
uck
Yeah dawg, dumb girls are cool cuz they let you hit it without a jimmy but that is playin Russian rollit cuz of STDs and Pregnancy
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http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/03/29/getting-kinky-daniel-vargas/
daniel vargas is a low key furry
BUT he may have tossed Nora's salad so I'm willing to let that slide
Also, Nora on Giraffe costume?
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I like those videos where some dude will be sitting in his car pulling his pud and a lady will walk by and be like "Oh word?" and then jack him off. All so dumb and fake, but I'm a fan!
In real life I'm one of those feet creeps, I like a nice a foot. It's an aesthetic thing, I've done the whole feet fucking routine but it's never that enjoyable.
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Anybody else feel like their fetishes were strongly influenced by Ocarina of Time?
(https://i.imgur.com/sK05z2X.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/HzRve3G.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/5I9q5NS.jpg?1)
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You KNOW Princess Ruto can get it.
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Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.
I tried jerking off to anime porn but its just not for me.
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I take sean pablo out to lunch at subway and casually slap his butt while he's ordering his sandwich toppings. His face getting rosey red as he decides in that moment to be my bottom bitch for the night. He's already shaved his body smooth in anticipation for my advance, he's blushing, giddy with exitement....
(continued in part 2)
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I take sean pablo out to lunch at subway and casually slap his butt while he's ordering his sandwich toppings. His face getting rosey red as he decides in that moment to be my bottom bitch for the night. He's already shaved his body smooth in anticipation for my advance, he's blushing, giddy with exitement....
We sit down. Our penises swelling under our zippers. As sean licks the meatball jutting out of the end of his 12 inch white bread sub, I reach my strong arms under the table to undo his pants. The lady at the counter is watching and has started touching herself. We can wait no longer. I take the extra cup of oil and start lathering my penis with it furiously. Sean sticks his long legs in the air, looks me in the eyes and moans "take me here"....
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Fat Bill? That you?
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Fat Bill? That you?
hahahah
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Leaky tittie milk. Like when she's riding and her tits are squirting without touchin em, like hands free cum but with tits. regular tittie milking is tight but hands free is next level.
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Leaky tittie milk. Like when she's riding and her tits are squirting without touchin em, like hands free cum but with tits. regular tittie milking is tight but hands free is next level.
you fuck a lot of lactating women?
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No, just jerk off, I would though not scared of pregnant pussy
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ive heard its the best you can get
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pregnant women are next level confirmed!
my wife has never been as horny as she was when shes was 2-7 months pregnant. and the boobies! holy moses. unbeleivable
I highly reccomend reproduction to everyone for that reason alone haha
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I wanna get killed by a sexy 90s asian so bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlPP65j02B4
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https://youtu.be/fUtw5lNoTr0
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I like eating pussy.
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Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.
Distinctive teeth are a big turn on for me. I lost my virginity to a girl with fake front teeth...kicked out by a horse when she was young.
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Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.
Distinctive teeth are a big turn on for me. I lost my virginity to a girl with fake front teeth...kicked out by a horse when she was young.
Was it Mikey Taylor?
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Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.
Distinctive teeth are a big turn on for me. I lost my virginity to a girl with fake front teeth...kicked out by a horse when she was young.
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/aaronamat/aaronamat1211/aaronamat121100097/16303955-portrait-of-a-handsome-young-man-shouting-with-megaphone-on-white-background.jpg)
MIKEY TAYLOR KICKS WOMEN!
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S3qMC-5bFsI/UXr8bBAGO3I/AAAAAAAAGwE/pl6gnPh7Ekc/s640/tampopo.GIF)
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breast milk is gr9
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dont know where else to put this but i found out today a coworker is like 2 years into a female to male transition and the waitress that told me this also told me for some reason that he (she) has been taking hormones and has a 2 inch long clit. i wish she hadn't told me that last part, it's gonna be hard making eye contact now
nice avatar, good taste
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljiztstQ441qbsd17.gif)
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i keep seeing that reefermadness, when he isnt busy complaining about his banned account, is out fucking dogs... whats good with that?
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i keep seeing that reefermadness, when he isnt busy complaining about his banned account, is out fucking dogs... whats good with that?
"These bitches ain't' gon fuck themselves"
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i keep seeing that reefermadness, when he isnt busy complaining about his banned account, is out fucking dogs... whats good with that?
Not good, bad.
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Autistic girls 8)
(https://media.8ch.net/file_dl/a2d7e12b51615b04dc94ab779f7de028eda805d6a8e47411f794925ab9f073ad.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZFsmPTYJQ
This ones a little too regular for me but u guys might like it
https://xhamster.com/videos/asian-stepsisters-prefer-sex-to-tennis-8643559
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Seen a gif on here of a girl getting pissed on bukkakr style and it made kinda stoked. Thoughts?
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This ones a little too regular for me but u guys might like it
https://xhamster.com/videos/asian-stepsisters-prefer-sex-to-tennis-8643559
damn. gots me craving some peanut butter right now.
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Y'all mess wit puffy neeps?
(https://i.imgur.com/8F2LToe.jpg)
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Y'all mess wit puffy neeps?
(https://i.imgur.com/8F2LToe.jpg)
Damn forgot her name but remember her always with her boyfriend in scenes til he let get some other D.
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Fay Regan
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Some good ol jailbait 8) if anyone got some good tranny jailbait links let a nigga know
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a6dc1bea84c9
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So one of my hot cousins left her make up at my house, so I fuckin made myself pretty, shaved my whole shit and took pictures of myself and jerked off to em real hard a couple times. My body is bangin, I don't wanna get fucked by dudes though. Its a personal kink.
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Not necessarily a kink but I've noticed when women have their hair tied up shit is super attractive to me, bangs too, bonus points if they have their top of the ears pierced.
Yes lawd
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i love it when a girl has self respect, goals and is emotionally self aware...too fucked up?
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i love it when a girl has self respect, goals and is emotionally self aware...too fucked up?
FREAK!
;)
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i love it when a girl has self respect, goals and is emotionally self aware...too fucked up?
You either date older women or have a time machine
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the preggo fetish I never understood unless it’s your own baby. makes me think of another man’s sperm growing inside a woman’s stomach which is disgusting to me. what about a menopausal woman? would you have to use a lot of lube? not a fetish yet ‘cause I haven’t tried it but it seems like it could be cool.
https://youtu.be/lw6qxDPmOGM
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Y'all mess wit puffy neeps?
(https://i.imgur.com/8F2LToe.jpg)
My girl's got em, they are great but the only downside is they don't have the ability to get that hard even when she's mega horny.
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puffy nips on a woman are okay but it’s a tragic when a guy has them. one of your guy friends might have them and when you go swimming together for the first time it’s funny.
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puffy nips on a woman are okay but it’s a tragic when a guy has them. one of your guy friends might have them and when you go swimming together for the first time it’s funny.
Not puffy nips but my buddy has banana tits and a complex. He isn't even fat,just owns the slope.
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Y'all like dread head bitches? (http://xxxpornozone.com/xxx/black-girl-dreadlocks-porn.jpg) culture appropriashun never looked so good
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Y'all like dread head bitches? culture appropriashun never looked so good
IDK my guy, I just assume white people with dreads stink
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back in 95 I was all about girls with dreads, these days ... not so much
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Dreads are gross. Big turn of for me. I'll take a bald chick over a dread head.
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This suicidal nun is hot
(https://comps.canstockphoto.com/nun-with-a-gun-suicide-stock-photo_csp35657826.jpg)
And this banana one
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/hedgehog/hedgehog1509/hedgehog150900533/45377535-young-nun-in-religious-concept-eat-banana.jpg)
Big tittie nuns
(https://albums193.zbporn.com/main/9998x9998/225000/225362/5353218.jpg)
I guess just nuns in general
I like those burka girls too
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Filipino milfs or is it milves? I love those shawtys
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Filipino milfs or is it milves? I love those shawtys
That's not even a kink, just a preference. Your shtick is tired. Time to focus.
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Filipino milfs or is it milves? I love those shawtys
Post a kink fuccboi
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Filipino milfs or is it milves? I love those shawtys
Spitting, both ways. Focus this account Fauextawd5
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just got on a porn video site after years of cool solo girl cam, and saw "incest" as a category...wtf ?
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just got on a porn video site after years of cool solo girl cam, and saw "incest" as a category...wtf ?
(https://cdn.thewire.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/23114801/DKcD-OUXkAA7e8b.jpg)
Oh, ja?
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just got on a porn video site after years of cool solo girl cam, and saw "incest" as a category...wtf ?
The south is rising again.
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Filipino milfs or is it milves? I love those shawtys
Spitting I back it and why you gotta pick on me for espiclly after the rise of Nazi lovers in the other threads u thought it was nesisrary to pick on the Lil guy :'(
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Underage tits on omegle. I don't search it out but I take opportunities. Its consensual and not real life. Am I a bad guy?
(https://i.imgflip.com/1c6w3u.jpg)
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Underage tits on omegle. I don't search it out but I take opportunities. Its consensual and not real life. Am I a bad guy?
(https://i.imgflip.com/1c6w3u.jpg)
Jesus H. Christ.
*Paging Chris Hansen*
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Pregnant and lactation is my fetish. I think big round bellies and milk engorged titties are so hot.
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this girl http://www.instagram.com/hannahbarron96/ (http://www.instagram.com/hannahbarron96/)
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this girl http://www.instagram.com/hannahbarron96/ (http://www.instagram.com/hannahbarron96/)
The weirdest thing happened when I clicked that link, it went to her page and there was this music and then a girl said "Tah Dah!" Like it was MySpace or something. Does Instagram do this now?
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this girl http://www.instagram.com/hannahbarron96/ (http://www.instagram.com/hannahbarron96/)
You might have clicked her story
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hard pass from me on that broad
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiS0bUjlooG/?taken-by=hannahbarron96
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I dig the sexy hunting chick
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I do too. I could see a lot of political hate fucking with that one.
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I dig the sexy hunting chick
id like to cum in her mouth
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Her and Geoff would get on well, they could shoot stuff in the head together
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Pregnant and lactation is my fetish. I think big round bellies and milk engorged titties are so hot.
I fucked a very pregnate girl once, it wasn’t that hot, I felt like a scumbag.
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Pregnant and lactation is my fetish. I think big round bellies and milk engorged titties are so hot.
I fucked a very pregnate girl once, it wasn’t that hot, I felt like a scumbag.
I heard they go ham though
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Pregnant and lactation is my fetish. I think big round bellies and milk engorged titties are so hot.
I fucked a very pregnate girl once, it wasn’t that hot, I felt like a scumbag.
Yeah I don’t know much about it but I’m thinking hormone levels are off the charts, my x was also pregnate for a bit and the hormones just from the short amount of time we’re fucked, plus her tits got a lot bigger really fast. Strange shit.
Hyped I’m not a dad, but hey happy Father’s Day!
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Pregnant and lactation is my fetish. I think big round bellies and milk engorged titties are so hot.
I fucked a very pregnate girl once, it wasn’t that hot, I felt like a scumbag.
Yeah I don’t know much about it but I’m thinking hormone levels are off the charts, my x was also pregnate for a bit and the hormones just from the short amount of time we’re fucked, plus her tits got a lot bigger really fast. Strange shit.
Hyped I’m not a dad, but hey happy Father’s Day!
it must have been amazing to play with that big round belly and milk engorged titties! im jealous! was she into anal or fisting or anything fun when her hormones were crazy?
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it must have been amazing to play with that big round belly and milk engorged titties! im jealous! was she into anal or fisting or anything fun when her hormones were crazy?
fucking hell...
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it must have been amazing to play with that big round belly and milk engorged titties! im jealous! was she into anal or fisting or anything fun when her hormones were crazy?
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Pregnant and lactation is my fetish. I think big round bellies and milk engorged titties are so hot.
I fucked a very pregnate girl once, it wasn’t that hot, I felt like a scumbag.
Yeah I don’t know much about it but I’m thinking hormone levels are off the charts, my x was also pregnate for a bit and the hormones just from the short amount of time we’re fucked, plus her tits got a lot bigger really fast. Strange shit.
Hyped I’m not a dad, but hey happy Father’s Day!
it must have been amazing to play with that big round belly and milk engorged titties! im jealous! was she into anal or fisting or anything fun when her hormones were crazy?
negative, it was your standard meat and potatoes sex, but thats good enough for me, i dont need wacky shit going on to bust and i guess neither did she.. was still awesome.
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Theres this stuff called crossplay. Trannies with a extra element of fantasy. These nerds know to party I tell ya.
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Theres this stuff called crossplay. Trannies with a extra element of fantasy. These nerds know to party I tell ya.
tell us more! it sounds interesting. im always game for trying something new to get off
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Theres this stuff called crossplay. Trannies with a extra element of fantasy. These nerds know to party I tell ya.
Post pics this a safe space
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Googled it
(http://imgur.com/PY4j0T1l.jpg)
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street fighter vs. final fight?
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nothing wrong enjoying playtime with crossdresser or tranny, it could be fun
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nothing wrong enjoying playtime with crossdresser or tranny, it could be fun
Dude your pretty creepy, what country are you from?
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Dude your pretty creepy
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nothing wrong enjoying playtime with crossdresser or tranny, it could be fun
you should open your mind a little. you could try being top or bottom
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interested in what kinky things gets everyone else off.
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chicks armpits, i don't know why..
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chicks armpits, i don't know why..
when they are shaved and soft they are nice
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chicks armpits, i don't know why..
when they are shaved and soft they are nice
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Das wassup armpits are rad because they smell like flowers and shit because of deo I'd like to fuck one for my fuck it list
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Das wassup armpits are rad because they smell like flowers and shit because of deo I'd like to fuck one for my fuck it list
do women in your country let you do that? victoria secret smell nice
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Das wassup armpits are rad because they smell like flowers and shit because of deo I'd like to fuck one for my fuck it list
This fools like things you do for the shits and giggles during sex. Like a ballcuzzi... that being said about to ask lol
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i like to watch women masturbate
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i like to watch women masturbate
Been lurkin cam women recently
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
do you know any girl that can let me watch?
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.
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Had a female roommate who when we would get high, I am 100% sure she would masturbate while we watched t.v. she had a boyfriend who lives there too, was a weird situation of trying to get them both onboard for a threesome, which, hoo boy, is tough as the third party. Did Molly with them but mine kicked in two hours before theirs so there I was tripping balls by myself getting weird looks from them and the highs didn't really cross paths. Moved out since, but trying to shmooze your way into a threesome with a couple is only possible for less than 1% of the population I feel. Of which I am apparently not a part of.
But hearing random moans and shit while watching tv is kinda a trip. Like she went "oh god" during a part of a show that wasn't even suspenseful, and which shed seen before. Have confronted her a few times and it's all denial. Like she changed from a pair of pajama bottoms to a satin pair so she could rub one out better. Anyway... rubbed a few out to that experience.
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Had a female roommate who when we would get high, I am 100% sure she would masturbate while we watched t.v. she had a boyfriend who lives there too, was a weird situation of trying to get them both onboard for a threesome, which, hoo boy, is tough as the third party. Did Molly with them but mine kicked in two hours before theirs so there I was tripping balls by myself getting weird looks from them and the highs didn't really cross paths. Moved out since, but trying to shmooze your way into a threesome with a couple is only possible for less than 1% of the population I feel. Of which I am apparently not a part of.
But hearing random moans and shit while watching tv is kinda a trip. Like she went "oh god" during a part of a show that wasn't even suspenseful, and which shed seen before. Have confronted her a few times and it's all denial. Like she changed from a pair of pajama bottoms to a satin pair so she could rub one out better. Anyway... rubbed a few out to that experience.
did you masturbate while she was doing it?
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ok i'm calling the cops
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Nah, got hard a few times but didn't want to push it. The two of them made more money than me and we lived in a pretty pricey neighborhood and I was paying pretty low rent. She pretty much never wore a bra and had a nice ass. Was an odd situation, wasn't feeling it after a while so I moved out.
What should I have done? Anybody got any wisdom on this one?
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The Kinks are back together at last!
https://pitchfork.com/news/ray-davies-says-the-kinks-are-reuniting/
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knock her bf out, fuck her and get raped by the cops brent called
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.
I know a few girls that paid their way through art school by being camgirls. I've sat behind the camera and shot "tasteful" nudes with them a few times with my friends(guys and girls) which led to orgy-like moments. I don't really think about it and it's not my thing, but when in Rome and all that
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.
did you ever, you know, gay off w/ your friends while in rome?
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i like to watch women masturbate
You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.
Not that there's anything wrong with it, but we never did. It's a weird thing though banging a girl your buddy is borderline dating while he's right there banging another girl. Personally I'm really into tall girls, like 5'10-6'0
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Me and a buddy dated sisters and switched off a couple nights, that was a party.
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I wanna turn a shy girl into a freak by introducing her to butt play by sticking drugs in her butt.
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knock her bf out, fuck her and get raped by the cops brent called
Ah fuck they're already on the way? The bf is one of the girliest straight dudes I ever met. Pretty sure if I raised a hand at him he would piss himself and go fetal. She's bi so he's like the best of both genders I guess. And his parents are looooooadddedddd
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?
maybe it not your cup of tea
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?
maybe it not your cup of jizz
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?
maybe it not your cup of jizz
you can try it, you can be top or bottom whatever you like. its fun
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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.
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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his swallows pud.
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New rule no kink shaming unless it's furrues or rev
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Onto something more vanilla, not sure if mentioned yet but, lace lingerie. It looks all hot and stuff but it has to come off sadly.
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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.
i own skateboard and pull my pud like you
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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.
i own skateboard and pull my pud like you
*in revfredmorton voice*: Or maybe I don't, describe it to me in EXTREME DETAIL
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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.
i own skateboard and pull my pud like you
*in revfredmorton voice*: Or maybe I don't, describe it to me in EXTREME DETAIL
you want to exchange story of masturbating?
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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
english not my first language.
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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
english not my first language.
I bet it is. You're doing a bad job of pretending it isn't. You seem real creepy.
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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
english not my first language.
im not sending you nude pic. go look at internet porn you creep
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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
english not my first language.
im not sending you nude pic until you pay for my uncensored private snapchat
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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
english not my first language.
im not sending you nude pic until you pay for my uncensored private snapchat
i heard some women make lots money doing that and it seem innocent enough, oh well, we live in sex positive culture
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Speaking of pits, I just seen some of this girls fast food taste test vids, and there's always this point where she acknowledges that her hair is down and need to put it up, like, "oop, my hair is down... need to put it up, guys!." I swear, I think she just wants to low-key show off her perfect underarms to some of her kink fans.
@1:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m6-EozCKqk
Your welcome, you kinked up, freaky animals!
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ive always enjoyed a MMF threesome with a guy thats willing to go the extra mile.
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what are you stroking to tonight?
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B U M P
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https://youtu.be/z2GHlcwlT1Y
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Bring this thread back honestly
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I back this thread. I've got nothing to add though, except this under appreciated jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoocxQCUJeA
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Mines pretty vanilla, but I've been into really tall women lately. I'll work in a retirement community sometimes where one of the caregivers is a 7' Australian woman who likes to hug everyone. It feels nice to be the little spoon sometimes.
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It feels nice to be the little spoon sometimes.
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I back this thread. I've got nothing to add though, except this under appreciated jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoocxQCUJeA
one of the first albums I bought on vinyl. but I never really amassed a collection after that. it’s not from their most popular era but I really like it. that was a weird time in music when established artists like bob dylan, roy orbison, the rolling stones and the kinks were being influenced by punk and 80s music. muswell hillbillies is awesome too.
https://youtu.be/mrmQB38aT5U
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I saw this movie a few days ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pj5u4r_eSE
I really liked it, quite kinky.
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I back this thread. I've got nothing to add though, except this under appreciated jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoocxQCUJeA
one of the first albums I bought on vinyl. but I never really amassed a collection after that. it’s not from their most popular era but I really like it. that was a weird time in music when established artists like bob dylan, roy orbison, the rolling stones and the kinks were being influenced by punk and 80s music. muswell hillbillies is awesome too.
https://youtu.be/mrmQB38aT5U
late 70's/early 80's kinks is honestly a great era of the band. muswell hillbillies is great too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6k_3zYDQX8
shalom.
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https://youtu.be/_f5Y2sVbdAo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiXgLzyVcZQ
Arthur is definitely the best but that whole period is amazing and still sorta slept on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk
That one's a ripper. I hear it in a darkened PA gas station off the interstate while driving home for Xmas and it fucked me up.
I hate giving this shit away but wtf here goes. Someone should really use Come Dancing in an edit.
Mines pretty vanilla, but I've been into really tall women lately. I'll work in a retirement community sometimes where one of the caregivers is a 7' Australian woman who likes to hug everyone. It feels nice to be the little spoon sometimes.
She sounds nice :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Vw_5oMwcQ
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I used to date Dave Davies's current bird. She was freaky as hell (she makes a brief appearance in the Crumb documentary).
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Well, let's give Dave some appreciation then!
http://youtu.be/tUJ5A2932B4
http://youtu.be/0YLbzo-qo_w
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I have no Kinks, everything turns me on.
If I stub my toe too hard I cum in my pants
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The gasam
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I've jerked to so much different porn that sometimes I have to go back to vanilla stuff for it to feel exotic. I gotta see me some of that freaky ass missionary where the participants are underneath the sheets. I'm talking real sick shit.
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a while back (2014/2015 maybe) i was fucking with this girl who was into some light bdsm shit just average choking slapping spitting etc just borderline rough stuff which was a good time. we reconciled in 2018 and she was full blown tie me up cut me with a knife suffocate me etc but the one part that got me was the whole rape play/fantasy thing. how do you differentiate between rape play and actual non consensual acts ie when does the border cross between it being a fantasy/roleplayed scenario vs actual rape. i get that you'd probably plan it out in advance but it always seemed like there'd be too many variables that could end up with a charge.
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Safe words usually get set to avoid crossing that boundary, but even then who knows.
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xens socks
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I have no Kinks, everything turns me on.
If I stub my toe too hard I cum in my pants
the world is your kink
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
Nuclear Safety Inspector?
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
Nuclear Safety Inspector?
Financial analyst
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
Nuclear Safety Inspector?
Financial analyst
Hot
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
Nuclear Safety Inspector?
Financial analyst
Hot
I basically cum in my pants when my JDE sales tax accrual matches my Avalara balance.
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Women who have cigarette smell on their breath, I just find it so sleazy and hot.
Getting head from a chick with red lipstick that smears.
My and my fiance's 300+ porn DVD collection.
Carmella Bing.