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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: cheesecoffee on March 27, 2018, 10:00:03 PM
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u could say its a sci-fi vanstasy
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I'm bummed
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:'(
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Dude just got married, staying "core" isn't a good excuse at that point.
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ha You guys are nuts.
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Vans, it jerry man, listen...
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Stella was wearing adidas
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Kader looks like his parrot
Is that racist to say?
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Jenny doesn't look right in vans
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I always think about Jerry's sponsors, he could have joined chocolate and vans 20 years ago. I wonder how different his video parts would have been if he was in chocolate tour, yeah right, and pretty sweet instead of the storm, black cat, bag of suck, and stay gold.
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Get it together Soletech! Jeez....
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I always think about Jerry's sponsors, he could have joined chocolate and vans 20 years ago. I wonder how different his video parts would have been if he was in chocolate tour, yeah right, and pretty sweet instead of the storm, black cat, bag of suck, and stay gold.
I feel if he left for Chocolate 20 years ago, it'd also take him out of the Tiltmode stuff. While Crailtap probably made my favorite stuff, Jerry in Bag of Suck and his Tilt Mode stuff is amazing, and it wouldn't have been the same crew if they lost Jerry on top of Marc. Louie, and Jerry were the foundation of that on the skating side and were complimented by Caswell, Jose, Nestor, Sharpe, etc.
Although the Storm Flip being called the Chocolate Tour Flip sounds intriguing.
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Kader looks like his parrot
Is that racist to say?
(https://i.imgur.com/qMJmmkB.jpg)
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Kader looks like his parrot
Is that racist to say?
(https://i.imgur.com/qMJmmkB.jpg)
It’d be racist if you put in salacious crumb
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Emerica of this mortal coil?
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Vans trying to be cool.
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Well this makes me sad
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Jerry on mid-life crisis.
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NOOOOOOOOO!
Please be fake news.
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he and (to a degree) reynolds dont really fit on the current droning stoner rock emerica.
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At least Es seems to be thriving now. I guess Soletech can only manage 2 footwear brands at any given time.
Vans = Thrasher hoodies of footwear
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At least Es seems to be thriving now. I guess Soletech can only manage 2 footwear brands at any given time.
Vans = Thrasher hoodies of footwear
eS sponsors three people, not counting the revive team, with no pro models. Thriving?
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At least Es seems to be thriving now. I guess Soletech can only manage 2 footwear brands at any given time.
Vans = Thrasher hoodies of footwear
eS sponsors three people, not counting the revive team, with no pro models. Thriving?
Maybe he counts the revive team
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Is it weird that I don’t like Vans at all?
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At least Es seems to be thriving now. I guess Soletech can only manage 2 footwear brands at any given time.
Vans = Thrasher hoodies of footwear
eS sponsors three people, not counting the revive team, with no pro models. Thriving?
wtf it's really only 3 people...
I hope Altamont isn't funneling resources away from the shoe brands because I've never seen anyone wear Altamont for at least 7 years.
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
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Jerry seems like the type who has some leeway occasionally with wearing other gear besides his sponsors... in other words, he's a boss and probably not off Emerica
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At least Es seems to be thriving now. I guess Soletech can only manage 2 footwear brands at any given time.
Vans = Thrasher hoodies of footwear
eS sponsors three people, not counting the revive team, with no pro models. Thriving?
most of the shoes they sell are probably because of the revive team and they sponsor only 3 pros, they have some ams on top of that. i too wouldn't say they are thriving though
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Still on the team page, and no posts on either Instagram
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Well, this makes sense with him not having a board sponsor and him having that clothing company. Vans probably pays more than Chocolate and Emerica combined.
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
How?
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
Yeah really? How is Vans becoming the new Nike?
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
Yeah really? How is Vans becoming the new Nike?
OH PLEASE, DO TELL HMMM????
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
More people who don’t skate wear Vans than Nike SB stuff. Old Schools/Skate Highs, Eras/Authentics, and to a lesser extent Slip Ons are straight up mall kid shoes at this point. It’s cute how the “core” double standard works. I wear them both regardless, so whatever.
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
They are the same...Both are corp. Both make good skate shoes. Both make most of their $$ off non-skate. Both pay skaters very well and both put $$ back into skating. Vans does a very good job of playing up the "core" vibe while being owned by Vanity fucking Fair. I'm convinced that a "skater owned" brand cannot survive in the shoe market. Shoes are not a true skate product and a company cannot compete on price and quality while only selling to skaters.
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When E's burned to the ground there was a great fire sale on their stuff. I'll do the same for Emerica and a tear will roll down my cheek as I click "Buy".
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At least Es seems to be thriving now. I guess Soletech can only manage 2 footwear brands at any given time.
Vans = Thrasher hoodies of footwear
eS sponsors three people, not counting the revive team, with no pro models. Thriving?
wtf it's really only 3 people...
I hope Altamont isn't funneling resources away from the shoe brands because I've never seen anyone wear Altamont for at least 7 years.
This made my think of Kenny Hoyle.
Jerry on Vans is perverse.
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I haven't skated nikes since the 80s but Vans don't make good shoes dude, c'mon
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When E's burned to the ground there was a great fire sale on their stuff. I'll do the same for Emerica and a tear will roll down my cheek as I click "Buy".
Marginally relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=280yPTyei0U
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I haven't skated nikes since the 80s but Vans don't make good shoes dude, c'mon
Objectively false
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I haven't skated nikes since the 80s but Vans don't make good shoes dude, c'mon
I cannot speak to all Vans but the Kwalks skate very nice. I have some of the reissued full cabs that cover my high top needs. If you stick to the pro models(kwalks, chima, gil) you should be good.
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Jenny doesn't look right in vans
(https://i.imgur.com/RctJsjS.jpg)
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interesting to see how his pro model, if given one, will differ from his past pro models since they looked like half cabs.
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whoa guy you're putting the cart before the horse here
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whoa guy you're putting the cart before the horse here
This is pretty much what it boils down to. I've seen him wearing New Balance grandpa shoes too and he didn't end up sponsored by them.
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whoa guy you're putting the cart before the horse here
He's been known to rock Converse from time to time, too.
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i wonder what his pro models on NB and Converse will look like
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I really doubt Vans would sponsor him. He’s not of their gentry.
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Could be worse.
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I guess vans will try to battle nikeadidas. Until that turns into another shitty thermonuclear poop reaction. Why don't they let me run and regulate the god damn skate industry.
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Could be worse.
Jerry on K-Swiss
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Jerry on K-Swiss
That would be dope.
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Jerry on K-Swiss
Hsu on Heely's
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I really doubt Vans would sponsor him. He’s not of their gentry.
His good friend and former team manager at Emerica Justin Reagan is in charge over at Vans.
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Jerry on K-Swiss
Jerry and Lutzka, in yo fuckin face.
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Lol spanly just uploaded a photo of Kader and Bam and Kader is wearing es. Kader of vans already ??
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I haven't skated nikes since the 80s but Vans don't make good shoes dude, c'mon
The Kyle Walker is a very good skate shoe. I hear the Crockett 2s are as well.
Does it seem like the Janoski craze has fallen big time to anyone else? I rarely ever see them anymore, whether by skaters or non.
Agreed on Vans being the skate shoe of choice for non-skaters. Old Skools, Eras, slip ons, etc... are everywhere
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Lol spanly just uploaded a photo of Kader and Bam and Kader is wearing es. Kader of vans already ??
The one where he obviously swapped Kader and Bam's heads you goddamn idiot?
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Lol spanly just uploaded a photo of Kader and Bam and Kader is wearing es. Kader of vans already ??
I really hope you were kidding because otherwise you are really dumb
http://www.instagram.com/p/Bg4MvGRAQax/?taken-by=kevinspankylong
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LOL KADER HAZ TINY HED FOR SUCH A FAT BODEE #bearforce1
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i wonder what kader's pro model on es will look like
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I feel like in the past when a pro would leave his shoe sponsor we would immediately see them rocking Nike, now it seems like Vans is the go to shoe for pros once they become free agents (:
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Can Dakota finally get on?!?
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whoa guy you're putting the cart before the horse here
I always see this stupid ass argument. No grown man above 25 is wearing vans old skools for chilling in this day and age unless they are a clueless kook. This is from someone who actually wears old skools for skating. Who knows if he's on vans but wearing that particular shoe definitely is a statement. Good chance he's off emerica me thinks.
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Hsu on Heely's
Hsu on Soaps
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Hsu on Soaps
Hsu on Savier
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I haven't skated nikes since the 80s but Vans don't make good shoes dude, c'mon
The Kyle Walker is a very good skate shoe. I hear the Crockett 2s are as well.
Does it seem like the Janoski craze has fallen big time to anyone else? I rarely ever see them anymore, whether by skaters or non.
Agreed on Vans being the skate shoe of choice for non-skaters. Old Skools, Eras, slip ons, etc... are everywhere
both kw and gc2 are so heavy, even for a cup.
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Vans is slowly becoming the new Nike.
I haven't skated nikes since the 80s but Vans don't make good shoes dude, c'mon
Vans shoes are played out. There is a mall in every direction with a Vans store. because of those mall stores you will see scores of everyday people, dads, moms, little sisters rocking the wavy stripe on a pair of vans. some of the pro shoes are ok i guess, and the half cabs will be cool forever, but seeing the wavy stripe on every man woman and child has made me think they are not special anymore. its cool that vans does lots of stuff for skating and pays tons of riders but i just feel like a dweeb wearing them now because every dweeb on the planet wears them too.
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Vans classics are the best for skating IMO. Slip-ons, old skools with a little bit of shoe goo are perfect.
If you feel like a dweeb because you're concerned about what everybody else is doing, then maybe you should reevaluate your take on skateboarding.
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i feel like Vans has surpassed Converse as the "all American sneaker", and I'm cool with that.
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If you feel like a dweeb because you're concerned about what everybody else is doing, then maybe you should reevaluate your take on skateboarding.
Beat me to the punch
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Savier was sick for some reason
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whoa guy you're putting the cart before the horse here
I always see this stupid ass argument. No grown man above 25 is wearing vans old skools for chilling in this day and age unless they are a clueless kook. This is from someone who actually wears old skools for skating. Who knows if he's on vans but wearing that particular shoe definitely is a statement. Good chance he's off emerica me thinks.
Me and pretty much all of my friends are well over the age of 25 and wear them for both and I’m pretty sure we’re not the only clueless old kooks out there. It’s a fucking shoe, if he was putting out clips in them I’d be more inclined to think he was off, but its just a random ass, one off Instagram photo. Not the most concrete evidence.
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Savier was sick for some reason
Best team, worst shoes.
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Jerry Hsu's Cabrynth: Dance Magic Dance
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Vans classics are the best for skating IMO. Slip-ons, old skools with a little bit of shoe goo are perfect.
If you feel like a dweeb because you're concerned about what everybody else is doing, then maybe you should reevaluate your take on skateboarding.
what those people are doing has nothing to with skateboarding, and it is concerning. i reevaluate everything constantly. i bet you have a stack of dickies pants too and think they are the best for skating.
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Jerry Hsu's Cabrynth: Dance Magic Dance
this is going to blow putaslocas' fucking mind.
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So the pro vans are better? Maybe that's it. I just get the cheap light weight ones. I don't mind if everybody gets them they still look good on me! They don't last but I don't know wtf else to get. I'm thinking of that rubber griptape that my boy rad rat is riding.
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id like to see jerry footage in half cabs. tiltmodefolife!
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i feel like Vans has surpassed Converse as the "all American sneaker", and I'm cool with that.
I walk through an urban college campus between the train and my office every day and the number of kids in Vans are easily the same as Converse or Nike.
The "Skate shops" in the mall thing is still weird to me. I hardly ever go to the mall and support my local shop, but it's still mind blowing that in my local mall there are at least three places you can buy a skateboard (Vans, Zumiez, and Pacsun). Plus Thrasher and stuff at Urban Outfitters.
I grew up without a local shop and my mother would literally have to phone CCS or some place in California and order boards for me. The best was when I really wanted a pair of Fuct pants and she wouldn't say the name to the guy on the phone. She said, "My son would like a pair of F-U-C-T jeans."
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Lol spanly just uploaded a photo of Kader and Bam and Kader is wearing es. Kader of vans already ??
I really hope you were kidding because otherwise you are really dumb
http://www.instagram.com/p/Bg4MvGRAQax/?taken-by=kevinspankylong
Lol just jokes mate
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Considering Jerry’s Osiris and Emerica shoes were Vans imitations this makes sense.
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Considering Jerry’s Osiris and Emerica shoes were Vans imitations this makes sense.
for real, the original emerica hsus were halfcabs, but worse
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They were more of a vulcanized mid top dunk sans strap. Just because a shoe is a mid top vulc doesn’t mean it’s a half cab.
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So the pro vans are better? Maybe that's it. I just get the cheap light weight ones. I don't mind if everybody gets them they still look good on me! They don't last but I don't know wtf else to get. I'm thinking of that rubber griptape that my boy rad rat is riding.
Correct. They don't even have to be someone's "pro model." They make pro versions of the classic styles, as well. You pay a little more, but you definitely feel the difference.
https://www.vans.com/shop/mens-shoes-skate
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They were more of a vulcanized mid top dunk sans strap. Just because a shoe is a mid top vulc doesn’t mean it’s a half cab.
(http://www.worldskateshop.com/images/products/brands/emerica-hsu-skate-shoes-grey-grey-black.jpg)
(http://cdn.companybe.com/cowtown/product_photos/rd_images/rd_vans-half-cab-pro-winter-moss-black.jpg)
can't you see the similarities? i know that a mid top shoe doesn't have to be a half cab ripoff but these definitely were
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Remember the DC Ryan Smith 2 shoes? Shameless halfcab rip...
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Why do rip-off's of Half Cabs look better than actual Half Cabs?
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(https://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/smith4.jpg)
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And I hope that's a pic of the shoe in size 5 otherwise that shoe's been pretty damn bulky.
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Why do rip-off's of Half Cabs look better than actual Half Cabs?
vans rips off themselves with the "brooklyn" shoe
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wow all these shoes look like shoes
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They were more of a vulcanized mid top dunk sans strap. Just because a shoe is a mid top vulc doesn’t mean it’s a half cab.
can't you see the similarities? i know that a mid top shoe doesn't have to be a half cab ripoff but these definitely were
I do see how you could think that at a quick glance. I felt that too, before getting a pair of the Hsu's. The Hsu felt different, fit different, and skated different than a halfcab. The shape of the toe and the toe cap were different, the lines are different, the silhouette is different.
The two really aren't as similar as, say, the DC Match S and the OG Lakai Manchester, if you want an example from that same time period.
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They were more of a vulcanized mid top dunk sans strap. Just because a shoe is a mid top vulc doesn’t mean it’s a half cab.
can't you see the similarities? i know that a mid top shoe doesn't have to be a half cab ripoff but these definitely were
I do see how you could think that at a quick glance. I felt that too, before getting a pair of the Hsu's. The Hsu felt different, fit different, and skated different than a halfcab. The shape of the toe and the toe cap were different, the lines are different, the silhouette is different.
The two really aren't as similar as, say, the DC Match S and the OG Lakai Manchester, if you want an example from that same time period.
yes, they did skate different, but unfortunately for worse as i've said here before
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They were more of a vulcanized mid top dunk sans strap. Just because a shoe is a mid top vulc doesn’t mean it’s a half cab.
can't you see the similarities? i know that a mid top shoe doesn't have to be a half cab ripoff but these definitely were
I do see how you could think that at a quick glance. I felt that too, before getting a pair of the Hsu's. The Hsu felt different, fit different, and skated different than a halfcab. The shape of the toe and the toe cap were different, the lines are different, the silhouette is different.
The two really aren't as similar as, say, the DC Match S and the OG Lakai Manchester, if you want an example from that same time period.
the dc smith was more a halfcab than the hsu.
never really considered the match a full knock off of the manchester
(http://www.saltypeaks.com/pi/p4492-dc-match-s.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/OG-Manchester.jpg)
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Vans classics are the best for skating IMO. Slip-ons, old skools with a little bit of shoe goo are perfect.
If you feel like a dweeb because you're concerned about what everybody else is doing, then maybe you should reevaluate your take on skateboarding.
I don't think I've actually ever worn dickies.
Have you considered that vans was not a skate company to begin with, and was adopted by skateboarders? Vans gets a core pass for most people and really it is justified.
All I'm saying is that if you're going to let people who don't skate ruin skateboarding for you, you wouldn't have been skating when skating wasn't the cool thing to do. If your schtick is just because skateboarding is a socially acceptable thing to do then that's your prerogative.
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Vans classics are the best for skating IMO. Slip-ons, old skools with a little bit of shoe goo are perfect.
If you feel like a dweeb because you're concerned about what everybody else is doing, then maybe you should reevaluate your take on skateboarding.
I don't think I've actually ever worn dickies.
Have you considered that vans was not a skate company to begin with, and was adopted by skateboarders? Vans gets a core pass for most people and really it is justified.
All I'm saying is that if you're going to let people who don't skate ruin skateboarding for you, you wouldn't have been skating when skating wasn't the cool thing to do. If your schtick is just because skateboarding is a socially acceptable thing to do then that's your prerogative.
People who didn’t skate wore the Vans 36’s (now known as the Old Skool) all the time in the early 90’s. I bought the first pair that I skated in at a small running shoe store. There’s nothing new under the sun.
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They were more of a vulcanized mid top dunk sans strap. Just because a shoe is a mid top vulc doesn’t mean it’s a half cab.
can't you see the similarities? i know that a mid top shoe doesn't have to be a half cab ripoff but these definitely were
I do see how you could think that at a quick glance. I felt that too, before getting a pair of the Hsu's. The Hsu felt different, fit different, and skated different than a halfcab. The shape of the toe and the toe cap were different, the lines are different, the silhouette is different.
The two really aren't as similar as, say, the DC Match S and the OG Lakai Manchester, if you want an example from that same time period.
yes, they did skate different, but unfortunately for worse as i've said here before
*shrug emoji* Different strokes. I liked the Hsu more. Still undecided about the G6 variant though.
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Jerry Hsu's Cabrynth: Dance Magic Dance
LOL
You remind me of the Hsu
What Hsu?
The Hsu with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do! You remind me of the Hsu
lalala
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Did Enjoi ever make the "Boy Named Hsu" shirt, or did I imagine that in a fever dream?
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Why do rip-off's of Half Cabs look better than actual Half Cabs?
(http://i66.tinypic.com/241qwk8.jpg)
Pretty sure the Cabs were a stripped down version of the buffalo boot, I've seen pis of Steve wearing those before his shoe came out
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Why do rip-off's of Half Cabs look better than actual Half Cabs?
I always thought the carroll selects looked a bit like half cabs.
(https://i.imgur.com/YRRr53d.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/F3s9sFA.png)
I bought these when they came out. I was stoked on them for a little bit, then after a week I was like what have I done? I was so bummed skating and looking down at big ugly yellow shoes. I went back to skating some older beat up black half cabs and gave these to a friend.
(https://i.imgur.com/555bBgy.png)
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heard that sci fi fantasy is gonna be a full 360 deal. shoes incoming
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Why do rip-off's of Half Cabs look better than actual Half Cabs?
I always thought the carroll selects looked a bit like half cabs.
(https://i.imgur.com/YRRr53d.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/F3s9sFA.png)
I bought these when they came out. I was stoked on them for a little bit, then after a week I was like what have I done? I was so bummed skating and looking down at big ugly yellow shoes. I went back to skating some older beat up black half cabs and gave these to a friend.
(https://i.imgur.com/555bBgy.png)
I don't see the half cab similarities as much as I see the Dunk similarities. The divet in the toe cap shape, the separate upper material for the top and bottom eyelets, swoosh replaced with the flare...it's like almost exactly the same.
(http://www.msanimazione.it/images/category_6/Bella%20e%20colorata%20Nike%20Dunk%20High%20iD%20nike%20blumarino%20Pelle%20Z1MX1WYF.jpg)
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Just checked the Emerica site, he's off the team page and all of his shoes are on sale and not on the pro section anymore
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it's true, then. :(
sad days for Emerica
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I bought these when they came out. I was stoked on them for a little bit, then after a week I was like what have I done? I was so bummed skating and looking down at big ugly yellow shoes. I went back to skating some older beat up black half cabs and gave these to a friend.
(https://i.imgur.com/555bBgy.png)
i always thought that this colorway was very sick, especially after playing skate 1 on xbox, i believe carroll wore this exact shoe in the game and it looked great
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Remember the DC Ryan Smith 2 shoes? Shameless halfcab rip...
Totally forgot. The original halfcab ripoff.
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Also, Mike Carroll’s Vans pro model. MC ripped off his own Vans teammate.
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KennyReeds shoe was a rip off too...
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this is good for jerry (if true)
he never shoulda been on emerica
it fucked his career
he had to kill himself and skate in pain for a decade lol
fuck that...... dude can skate anything at a pro level
he should stick to mannies, ledges, and banks
How?
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KJKUnQ77AnI/SjX8B6hM_7I/AAAAAAAAACE/ueBeJ2KzRe0/s1600/OsirisChino.gif)
(http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/media/images/skate/product/hsu.jpg)
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Emerica-Hsu-G6-Skate-Shoes-_257102-front.jpg)
Now he can finally skate real half cabs. Congrats Jerry
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I read it and it did not answer my question.
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Are you suggesting that it's Emerica's fault that he went through injuries despite his most impact heavy part being before he was even on?
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You're not very bright, are you?
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nope...ima nigger
Better watch out with that kind of talk little boy...
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you are what you are
Silly. Go back and watch all of Jerry's parts. He's always skated on the edge of a career-ending injury. Being on Emerica was probably the thing that saved him when he finally did get wrecked. That's just my guess.
Bummer to see him leave because he's part of my favorite era of Emerica. However, all I really care about (and all anyone should care about when discussing Jerry) is that he is able to share his skating with us.
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Silly. Go back and watch all of Jerry's parts. He's always skated on the edge of a career-ending injury. Being on Emerica was probably the thing that saved him when he finally did get wrecked. That's just my guess.
Bummer to see him leave because he's part of my favorite era of Emerica. However, all I really care about (and all anyone should care about when discussing Jerry) is that he is able to share his skating with us.
Wow so its sounds like Jerry can thank a shoe company that his career hasn't tanked? -that's fucked.
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My dad got me some Hsu G6s for Xmas. 2nd time owning a pair of midtop Emerica Hsu sneaks, I'm bummed that this shoe is gonna be RIPd! I should pick up a few more pairs while they're on clearance. They're a little less puffy feeling than Half Cabs, I will miss these.
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Also, Mike Carroll’s Vans pro model. MC ripped off his own Vans teammate.
https://goo.gl/images/LFNvbA
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Silly. Go back and watch all of Jerry's parts. He's always skated on the edge of a career-ending injury. Being on Emerica was probably the thing that saved him when he finally did get wrecked. That's just my guess.
Bummer to see him leave because he's part of my favorite era of Emerica. However, all I really care about (and all anyone should care about when discussing Jerry) is that he is able to share his skating with us.
No. I'm saying that if he got hurt as bad as he did while on Osiris I doubt they'd have kept paying him for as long as Emerica did.
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Silly. Go back and watch all of Jerry's parts. He's always skated on the edge of a career-ending injury. Being on Emerica was probably the thing that saved him when he finally did get wrecked. That's just my guess.
Bummer to see him leave because he's part of my favorite era of Emerica. However, all I really care about (and all anyone should care about when discussing Jerry) is that he is able to share his skating with us.
No. I'm saying that if he got hurt as bad as he did while on Osiris I doubt they'd have kept paying him for as long as Emerica did.
Good point, just ask duffel
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
I bet he rode royals cause he liked them. -hes Jerry hsu, one phone call and he'd get on thunder or Indy or whatever.
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nobody likes Royals
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Wow he’s retiring quietly
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Wow he’s retiring quietly
I saw him getting ideas a couple months back.
(https://i.imgur.com/OJ7STsy.png?1)
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nobody likes Royals
I understand that Royals aren't popular especially the last 5 or 10 years. I never bought any.
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
In his 9 club he shit talks the tm vern laird so i assume not on swiss anymore. Only a griptape sponsor so much sicker
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Looks like he's off the site. :/
Really bummed to see. His Made 2 was one of my favorite parts of last year. Kinda starting to get worried about Emerica in general.
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Looks like he's off the site. :/
Really bummed to see. His Made 2 was one of my favorite parts of last year. Kinda starting to get worried about Emerica in general.
Their team members are dropping like flies, and the new ams they added really aren't hot fire marketable dudes to anyone that isn't stuck in 2007. Nobody digs the long haired rail chomping Black Sabbath baseball shirt vibe anymore. Kader was marketable, but he left months ago. I love Emerica's shoes, it's sad thinking about them dying off!
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jerry one of those guys that can have a strong 3rd act. get on 917 or start his own imprint. get on indy and vans and
pick a decent clothing sponser flex out scifi fantasy and start filming amazing low impact stuff he's got another 10 years he's a G.
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jerry one of those guys that can have a strong 3rd act. get on 917 or start his own imprint. get on indy and vans and pick a decent clothing sponser flex out scifi fantasy and start filming amazing low impact stuff he's got another 10 years he's a G.
I'm so very down to watch Jerry skate a bunch of ledges, >10 stair rails and manny pads... if anything I probably enjoy it more than his big rail and gap stuff.
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
He was on Thunder around 2000’s, I always wondered why he got on Royal, like is crailtap having sort of package dealthta you have to use their product...
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In his 9 club Bunt episode he shit talks the tm vern laird so i assume not on swiss anymore. Only a griptape sponsor so much sicker
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Looks like he's off the site. :/
Really bummed to see. His Made 2 was one of my favorite parts of last year. Kinda starting to get worried about Emerica in general.
Their team members are dropping like flies, and the new ams they added really aren't hot fire marketable dudes to anyone that isn't stuck in 2007. Nobody digs the long haired rail chomping Black Sabbath baseball shirt vibe anymore. Kader was marketable, but he left months ago. I love Emerica's shoes, it's sad thinking about them dying off!
Victor and Kevin are going to slay on trips, Zach does his own quirky thing. They really do need one more am who can really deliver. Anybody know what their flow team looks like?
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
Was he ever on Krux, feel like i kinda remember that. I also think i remember him getting on royal before chocolate. I remember thinking it was pretty weird.
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Hopefully he has saved some money if he truely is retiring from professional skateboarding.. One of my all time favorites.. At least we have all this amazing footage to enjoi..
Good luck on your future endeavors Jerry! Will buy sci-fi fantasy if I ever see some of it in my part of the world!
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jerry one of those guys that can have a strong 3rd act. get on 917 or start his own imprint. get on indy and vans and pick a decent clothing sponser flex out scifi fantasy and start filming amazing low impact stuff he's got another 10 years he's a G.
He could but he knows in the process he'll endure extreme pain and also make whatever injuries he suffers with now even more chronic. I like the guy and hope he finagles a drink sponsor on his way out (if indeed he's on his way out)
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Maybe there’s a spot for him on Black Plague Beer?
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He could make a good crisis actor I never seen a Asian during a false flag event.
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
Pretty sure they pay riders, thunder indy venture does not, and he actually did skate them for a long time unlike most the dudes.
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
Pretty sure they pay riders, thunder indy venture does not, and he actually did skate them for a long time unlike most the dudes.
What about the pro model trucks (indy thunder)? no cash for that?
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Looks like he's off the site. :/
Really bummed to see. His Made 2 was one of my favorite parts of last year. Kinda starting to get worried about Emerica in general.
Their team members are dropping like flies, and the new ams they added really aren't hot fire marketable dudes to anyone that isn't stuck in 2007. Nobody digs the long haired rail chomping Black Sabbath baseball shirt vibe anymore. Kader was marketable, but he left months ago. I love Emerica's shoes, it's sad thinking about them dying off!
You don't get it. All three of their new ams are, in essence, huckers, and that's more of a niche market now than a guaranteed return on investment. It's 2018, and not enough people are into that type of skating anymore to continue to base a brand's entire image around it. This is twice as troubling when you look back into who the brand flowed over the decade, versus who they put on.
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Emerica needs to make use of Kevin baekkel, he's been skating so well for a while
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I just hope Jerry does well for himself. New company is a little bland but it's got potential.
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
Pretty sure they pay riders, thunder indy venture does not, and he actually did skate them for a long time unlike most the dudes.
Yea im sure you get royalties, but royal will pay monthly vs. the rare chance you get a pro truck that stays in the line longer than a season
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Just thought of it but maybe Jerry knew he was on his way out and that Emerica may be in a bind so he quietly retired to save them whatever amount he was being paid
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Emerica? More like Emerican't
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jerry hsu wearing vans on epicly laterd
http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html (http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html)
I noticed that too. Emerica was just a dayjob. That's the way it goes.
And I wonder are those Spanky's shoes samples from his Dad's neighbor?
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Looks like he's off the site. :/
Really bummed to see. His Made 2 was one of my favorite parts of last year. Kinda starting to get worried about Emerica in general.
Their team members are dropping like flies, and the new ams they added really aren't hot fire marketable dudes to anyone that isn't stuck in 2007. Nobody digs the long haired rail chomping Black Sabbath baseball shirt vibe anymore. Kader was marketable, but he left months ago. I love Emerica's shoes, it's sad thinking about them dying off!
Agree. Case study: The fall of Black Box
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Saw him wearing Adidas last night. Would not be surprised to see if he is done with professional skateboarding.
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He was wearing Adidas when not skating even when he was on Osiris. I remember someone making a joke about it in an enjoi tour article right after Bag of Suck came out.
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So Jerry on adidas and MJ off confirmed?
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Saw him wearing Adidas last night. Would not be surprised to see if he is done with professional skateboarding.
Eric Copeland went in!
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Skating Adidas in Big Bank Spanks insta story
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
(https://s18.postimg.cc/cfg9t1g1l/Screenshot_20180425-014010.jpg)
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
(https://s18.postimg.cc/cfg9t1g1l/Screenshot_20180425-014010.jpg)
how long untill MJ quit adidas, bets anyone?
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I'm just waiting for a Jenkem interview with MJ where he finally says - "All my career moves were based off how much I fucking hate Jerry"
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Those trucks don't look like Royals either. I'm shocked.
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Those trucks don't look like Royals either. I'm shocked.
Yeah, they are turning and not breaking into pieces. Definitely not Royals
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Saw him wearing Adidas last night. Would not be surprised to see if he is done with professional skateboarding.
Eric Copeland went in!
Mutant music for mutant people. Jerry was like "Uh sounds cool in there" :D
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So Jerry on adidas and MJ off confirmed?
If Jerry gets on, I'd say it's pretty much MJ on nike confirmed.
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
(https://s18.postimg.cc/cfg9t1g1l/Screenshot_20180425-014010.jpg)
how long untill MJ quit adidas, bets anyone?
soon would be dope.
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So Jerry on adidas and MJ of confirmed?
I changed it for you, you uncultured swine.
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Just thought of something. Does Jerry have any sponsors now? Currently no board or shoe sponsor. Can't imagine he is still riding for Royal, if he quit Chocolate, why the fuck would he stay on Royal? But he is still on the Royal team page.
Skatepark Of Tampa has Ricta Wheels as his wheel sponsor, but he's not on the team page. Why the fuck was he riding for Ricta? Also says he rides for Mob and Swiss, so maybe he only has a griptape and bearing sponsor? If so, that's pretty sick.
Is Jerry the most respected pro with bad sponsors in skateboard history? Osiris, Ricta, and Royal at one point?
Pretty sure they pay riders, thunder indy venture does not, and he actually did skate them for a long time unlike most the dudes.
Yea im sure you get royalties, but royal will pay monthly vs. the rare chance you get a pro truck that stays in the line longer than a season
I don't know how Thunder and Venture work, but Indy pays it's top 10 dudes, likek Reynolds, Danny Way, Tony Hawk all get checks but a lot of the other dudes don't and may get a pro model truck every couple of years and make some money from that, companies like Royal have to offer a steady paycheck to any dudes they want on the company. This is why so many dudes will ride for some dumb truck company then ride Indys or Ventures irl. Beibel and Stevie rode Ventures when they were on Silver, back in the day Creager was on Gullwing but he would ride pretty much every truck but Gullwings. He even had a gullwing ad slip by that he was riding ventures, also there's an Ave cover where he's riding ventures and has a Royal ad in the mag.
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
(https://s18.postimg.cc/cfg9t1g1l/Screenshot_20180425-014010.jpg)
how long untill MJ quit adidas, bets anyone?
yo how, do they have beef? sorry i am out of the loop, haven't been following this stuff for a year or so, i would be so sad. their chocolate beavis and butthead boards are hanging out above my desk as i type this. if they divorced, i'll probably sell em :-\
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jerry hsu wearing vans on epicly laterd
http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html (http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html)
I noticed that too. Emerica was just a dayjob. That's the way it goes.
And I wonder are those Spanky's shoes samples from his Dad's neighbor?
I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to mean, so out of context it’s pretty funny.
Free max b
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
(https://s18.postimg.cc/cfg9t1g1l/Screenshot_20180425-014010.jpg)
how long untill MJ quit adidas, bets anyone?
yo how, do they have beef? sorry i am out of the loop, haven't been following this stuff for a year or so, i would be so sad. their chocolate beavis and butthead boards are hanging out above my desk as i type this. if they divorced, i'll probably sell em :-\
Being out of the loop doesnt preclude you from getting a joke though, right?
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jerry hsu wearing vans on epicly laterd
http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html (http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html)
I noticed that too. Emerica was just a dayjob. That's the way it goes.
And I wonder are those Spanky's shoes samples from his Dad's neighbor?
Free max b
Miss when Epicly Laterd was a blog.
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
I doubt he'll get cashed out, maybe just some flow program like Chico?
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The joke is that every time MJ quits and joins a company (Maple, enjoi, chocolate....) Jerry quits it too and follows him to the new one, then it starts over again.
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jerry hsu wearing vans on epicly laterd
http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html (http://www.epiclylaterd.com/traveltomexico.html)
I noticed that too. Emerica was just a dayjob. That's the way it goes.
And I wonder are those Spanky's shoes samples from his Dad's neighbor?
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same here. I'm kinda outdated on the show, are episodes dropping on the regular?
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As much as I loved Jerry on emerica he deserves to get cashed out
Shier and Chico are boys from the DVS days, so now that he’s the Addidas TM, he’s probably just hooking up his friend. It would be great to see him get paid though, Chico is ripping harder than ever.
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That's basically want I meant, Chico (despite him ripping harder than ever and being way more productive than MJ) is flow at best.
Him and Jerry deserve mad scrilla but it's probably more like a few boxes of shoes here and there. What a sad world we live in...
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If i ever meet jerry I’ll call him cherry
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That's basically want I meant, Chico (despite him ripping harder than ever and being way more productive than MJ) is flow at best.
Him and Jerry deserve mad scrilla but it's probably more like a few boxes of shoes here and there. What a sad world we live in...
i think jerry is still a pretty big name and would get full on a company, maybe not necessarily adidas for whatever reason, but i dont think hes comparable to chico. brenes is obviously still sick, and even if hes ripping as hard as ever, its not necessarily cutting edge in the current era of skating. also he was in his prime at least 5, maybe almost 10 years before jerry.
unless the lack of a board sponsor really matters and im totally wrong. i dont think so though. sci fi fantasy seems to be doing well and seeing as how its just plain text on a t shirt and hat so far, its gotta be based off of his popularity/marketability
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Sci-fi is going to be a board company. Just not overnight. You’ll see Jerry riding blanks for a while. Kader will be the first on and will turn pro before he’s 14.
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That's basically want I meant, Chico (despite him ripping harder than ever and being way more productive than MJ) is flow at best.
Him and Jerry deserve mad scrilla but it's probably more like a few boxes of shoes here and there. What a sad world we live in...
You don't think Jerry is more marketable than Alec Majerus, or even MJ?
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how come there isn't an instagram page yet where someone who has too much time photoshops different shoes on pro's and starts rumors about switching shoe sponsors
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how come there isn't an instagram page yet where someone who has too much time photoshops different shoes on pro's and starts rumors about switching shoe sponsors
I'm assuming you don't have enough time to do this, as it is your brainchild.
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spanky will be art director for sci-fi fantasy, but still ride for baker.
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how come there isn't an instagram page yet where someone who has too much time photoshops different shoes on pro's and starts rumors about switching shoe sponsors
I'm assuming you don't have enough time to do this, as it is your brainchild.
Hey what's with your avatar? I was at a bar a couple of months ago, and there was a furry convention in town, so there were some hot cat girls in there. There was a group of dudes that looked like this
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--d_n4z-mS--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/j3fqg3ejhhl2o1btwvsf.jpg)
wearing t shirts with sexy anthropomorphic dolphin women on them with shit like "slippery when wet" on them. You in to that shit? And can a dolphin person be a furry since no fur?
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how come there isn't an instagram page yet where someone who has too much time photoshops different shoes on pro's and starts rumors about switching shoe sponsors
I'm assuming you don't have enough time to do this, as it is your brainchild.
Hey what's with your avatar? I was at a bar a couple of months ago, and there was a furry convention in town, so there were some hot cat girls in there. There was a group of dudes that looked like this
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--d_n4z-mS--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/j3fqg3ejhhl2o1btwvsf.jpg)
wearing t shirts with sexy anthropomorphic dolphin women on them with shit like "slippery when wet" on them. You in to that shit? And can a dolphin person be a furry since no fur?
I just saw it on imgur on day and thought it was funny as fuck, but I wouldn't call myself a dolphin fucker.
I would say a dolphin person could be a variation of a furry. I imagine the whole culture of it would be high-nosed because dolphins and humans are the only two animals that have sex for pleasure, apparently, so there's that that could maybe think that their better than furries idk man that's some weird ass shit.
I actually saw a gay furry couple at the mall yesterday, and was thinking that if you wear furry stuff in public you're basically telling everyone you like furry hentai and other furry sexual endeavors. I mean, if that's your thing then you do you, it's just a foreign concept to me and seems kind of weird.
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how come there isn't an instagram page yet where someone who has too much time photoshops different shoes on pro's and starts rumors about switching shoe sponsors
I'm assuming you don't have enough time to do this, as it is your brainchild.
Hey what's with your avatar? I was at a bar a couple of months ago, and there was a furry convention in town, so there were some hot cat girls in there. There was a group of dudes that looked like this
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--d_n4z-mS--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/j3fqg3ejhhl2o1btwvsf.jpg)
wearing t shirts with sexy anthropomorphic dolphin women on them with shit like "slippery when wet" on them. You in to that shit? And can a dolphin person be a furry since no fur?
I just saw it on imgur on day and thought it was funny as fuck, but I wouldn't call myself a dolphin fucker.
I would say a dolphin person could be a variation of a furry. I imagine the whole culture of it would be high-nosed because dolphins and humans are the only two animals that have sex for pleasure, apparently, so there's that that could maybe think that their better than furries idk man that's some weird ass shit.
I actually saw a gay furry couple at the mall yesterday, and was thinking that if you wear furry stuff in public you're basically telling everyone you like furry hentai and other furry sexual endeavors. I mean, if that's your thing then you do you, it's just a foreign concept to me and seems kind of weird.
Gamp is a closet furry
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how come there isn't an instagram page yet where someone who has too much time photoshops different shoes on pro's and starts rumors about switching shoe sponsors
I'm assuming you don't have enough time to do this, as it is your brainchild.
Hey what's with your avatar? I was at a bar a couple of months ago, and there was a furry convention in town, so there were some hot cat girls in there. There was a group of dudes that looked like this
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--d_n4z-mS--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/j3fqg3ejhhl2o1btwvsf.jpg)
wearing t shirts with sexy anthropomorphic dolphin women on them with shit like "slippery when wet" on them. You in to that shit? And can a dolphin person be a furry since no fur?
I just saw it on imgur on day and thought it was funny as fuck, but I wouldn't call myself a dolphin fucker.
I would say a dolphin person could be a variation of a furry. I imagine the whole culture of it would be high-nosed because dolphins and humans are the only two animals that have sex for pleasure, apparently, so there's that that could maybe think that their better than furries idk man that's some weird ass shit.
I actually saw a gay furry couple at the mall yesterday, and was thinking that if you wear furry stuff in public you're basically telling everyone you like furry hentai and other furry sexual endeavors. I mean, if that's your thing then you do you, it's just a foreign concept to me and seems kind of weird.
Gamp is a closet furry
Fuck, exposed.