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Title: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: quimtime on April 09, 2018, 08:44:37 PM
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Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 09, 2018, 09:32:53 PM
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“I’m gonna take you to Savior town!”
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on April 09, 2018, 09:59:19 PM
Eat your methamphetamines
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: j....soy..... on April 09, 2018, 10:06:04 PM
Be prepared for excessive bursts of laughter....for no reason......'RIGHT?!? RIGHT?! HAHAHA'
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: doublesteveburger on April 09, 2018, 11:39:30 PM
Fuck Christian Hosoi
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Salad farmer on April 10, 2018, 12:46:18 AM
Fuck Christian Hosoi
(https://preview.ibb.co/jNRGux/Christian_hosoi_Mingle_screengrab.jpg) (https://ibb.co/cvuQnH)
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: BobbyPshew on April 10, 2018, 12:53:48 AM
Best Meth recipies?
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Jollyoli on April 10, 2018, 01:20:23 AM
Christian Hosoi, in conjunction with Jesus, presents Celebrity MasterMeth.

Next week Rocco shows you how to cook the books on Celebrity MasterTheft.
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Burt Ward on April 10, 2018, 02:26:03 AM
There's a Christ hair in my soup!
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Shifty Flip on April 10, 2018, 05:35:26 AM
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Fuck Christian Hosoi
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Christian Hosoi Mingle. Someone give him gnar for me please.
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on April 10, 2018, 06:02:08 AM
What’s the show called? Maybe it’s called The Mooch
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 10, 2018, 06:57:46 AM
so is he bald and that's why he's always got lutzkas hat or a helmet on?
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: chipped tail on April 10, 2018, 08:23:46 AM
his Chevy trucks commercial will play during the breaks
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: GAY on April 10, 2018, 08:47:29 AM
I wonder if he'll throw garlic at a dish and yell "CHRIST!" and the crowd will go wild.
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Willie on April 10, 2018, 11:08:57 AM
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Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on April 10, 2018, 11:24:52 AM
Fuck Christian Hosoi
  One of the top 4 skaters all time.  -Gonz's main influence.  More like fuck the internet for driving people to idiocy.
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 10, 2018, 11:33:48 AM
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Fuck Christian Hosoi
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  One of the top 4 skaters all time.  -Gonz's main influence.  More like fuck the internet for driving people to idiocy.

he's highly unlikable, nothing to do with his skating, try to get through his nine club, plus spandex
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on April 10, 2018, 11:45:45 AM
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Fuck Christian Hosoi
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  One of the top 4 skaters all time.  -Gonz's main influence.  More like fuck the internet for driving people to idiocy.
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he's highly unlikable, nothing to do with his skating, try to get through his nine club, plus spandex
  Yah it seems that most of the time with him its  like his brain is bent but weirdly he'll be on the ball and even funny a eighth of the time.   I think he was too likeable when he was a rock star on drugs and rode it into the ground and now he's changed by the jail experience and taking the bible money, he's kind of a 'representative' now.   (edit anyway, 'fuck Christian Hosoi' -is a no go.   Till he kills or rapes somebody anyway. )
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Post by: VenturaSkate on April 10, 2018, 01:12:07 PM
Cooking Crack with Christian
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Post by: streetsoup on April 10, 2018, 03:26:48 PM
Hopefully he covers a properly executed roast beef
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Post by: doublesteveburger on April 10, 2018, 03:39:26 PM
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Fuck Christian Hosoi
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  One of the top 4 skaters all time.  -Gonz's main influence.  More like fuck the internet for driving people to idiocy.


No    d ude  I saidFuck       Chris -tian  Hosoi
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: bawtawd9 on April 10, 2018, 03:59:29 PM
When the mxe was flowing for 20 a gram I hatched a plan to become a pastor. I figured I could do a better job plus keep it real by dropping real shit into my preaching, conditioning minds into what I think. Keeping it all positive, no negativity. Plus I would take the 10% of your paycheck all while not even believing in god. The perfect plan, but when I came down from my delusional trip I was like, what the fuck?

Delusions of grandeur or some shit, he's on that trip, I don't think its gonna end though.
Title: Re: New Christian Hosoi show announced on Food Network
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 12, 2018, 12:53:51 AM
Knee pad Thai
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Post by: verylowimpact on April 12, 2018, 01:53:39 PM
Get that cheddah Christian.