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Title: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 07:50:53 AM
Which one in your opinions would be better?
https://m.zumiez.com/sector-9-bambino-wilderness-27-quot-cruiser-complete-skateboard.html
https://m.zumiez.com/sector-9-cyclone-tidal-30-quot-cruiser-complete-skateboard.html
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Firebert on April 18, 2018, 07:54:26 AM
I'd go with door number 2, bob
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: skatesum609 on April 18, 2018, 08:16:37 AM
Get em both. Pair them up with a sick thrasher logo t and get ready for some intense mall grabbin!!!
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 08:22:34 AM
Thanks a lot 😒
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: TwisT on April 18, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
if you want a sector 9 premade complete just do amazon
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 08:51:50 AM
Are they good?
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on April 18, 2018, 08:56:04 AM
More like DanielPISSman!
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: ungzilla on April 18, 2018, 09:05:30 AM
i don't know that we have enough information to determine whether or not he's into the golden shower stuff yet
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 09:06:30 AM
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on April 18, 2018, 09:07:00 AM
C. - none of the above
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 09:08:15 AM
Whatís a good beginner cruiser then
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: geezer on April 18, 2018, 09:30:42 AM
I'll play nice.  Set up your own board.  Maybe a zip zinger (small) or zig zagger (larger).  Took me 5 minutes to set this up on socal's site, but you could get similar setups elsewhere.  You want trucks that turn (indys or aces), I prefer wheels that aren't squishy soft, so I went with the 87A keyframes.

(https://preview.ibb.co/bPmRu7/zig.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nLdH1n)
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: patrick c. on April 18, 2018, 09:40:28 AM
I'd take the door with the goat behind it.  Also geezer's setup looks really nice.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Mongoloid on April 18, 2018, 09:59:19 AM
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

Nah... pretty much a forum for discussing fetishes, with a little bit of skateboarding sprinkled in Pissboy.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 10:09:25 AM
I am now known as pissboy
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: the snake on April 18, 2018, 10:31:56 AM
here's some gnarly jeans to ride your cruizers, pissboy
(http://medias.doctissimo.fr/medias-factory/m/mediabox/media/8/7/8/96878/96878.jpg)
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: GAY on April 18, 2018, 11:27:19 AM
Whichever board has boobies or flameboy on it will definitely get you some chicks who will go down on you.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: bumpnrun on April 18, 2018, 11:44:38 AM
I'll play nice.  Set up your own board.  Maybe a zip zinger (small) or zig zagger (larger).  Took me 5 minutes to set this up on socal's site, but you could get similar setups elsewhere.  You want trucks that turn (indys or aces), I prefer wheels that aren't squishy soft, so I went with the 87A keyframes.

(https://preview.ibb.co/bPmRu7/zig.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nLdH1n)

This is helpful.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: smellsdead on April 18, 2018, 01:01:53 PM
here's some gnarly jeans to ride your cruizers, pissboy
(http://medias.doctissimo.fr/medias-factory/m/mediabox/media/8/7/8/96878/96878.jpg)
this made me laugh to tears hahaha

cot damn i luh slap
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Mongoloid on April 18, 2018, 02:00:04 PM
Since we're on the topic, and I'm good for a derail now and again.

Last saturday I spent the majority of the day at a skatepark that I generally don't skate at, but do a whole lot of drinking at. Back in my youth I would at least skate the banks, but nowadays I find everything too gnarly for where I'm currently at with my skating. Anyways, needless to say I drank a lot.. I'd estimate around maybe 14 beers or so (light beer admittedly, but empty stomach). So I was on some baby bladder bullshit where I was pissing at a relatively frequent clip. Anyways, I eventually reached a point where I was going for maximum comfort every time I had to evacuate my picnic table throne. This included pissing free of hands, and placing them behind my head as I would bend my back at a slight radius to soak in the glorious sun. Well it was to be a long trek home (I wasn't driving) so like any sensible degenerate I decided to take one last relaxing piss behind the corner quarterpipe.. that was my territory at this point, and I had to hammer home the fact with one last relaxed blast. Apparently I had got too comfortable in my posture, and in a blissfully unaware moment ended up pissing all over my pants and down my own leg. This, while the crowd I had heckled for the previous 3 hours via megaphone looked on in absolute glee as karma worked its magic. All I could do was laugh and let out a loud "aww fuck" at the predicament I had pissed myself into.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: streetsoup on April 18, 2018, 05:28:19 PM
Since we're on the topic, and I'm good for a derail now and again.

Last saturday I spent the majority of the day at a skatepark that I generally don't skate at, but do a whole lot of drinking at. Back in my youth I would at least skate the banks, but nowadays I find everything too gnarly for where I'm currently at with my skating. Anyways, needless to say I drank a lot.. I'd estimate around maybe 14 beers or so (light beer admittedly, but empty stomach). So I was on some baby bladder bullshit where I was pissing at a relatively frequent clip. Anyways, I eventually reached a point where I was going for maximum comfort every time I had to evacuate my picnic table throne. This included pissing free of hands, and placing them behind my head as I would bend my back at a slight radius to soak in the glorious sun. Well it was to be a long trek home (I wasn't driving) so like any sensible degenerate I decided to take one last relaxing piss behind the corner quarterpipe.. that was my territory at this point, and I had to hammer home the fact with one last relaxed blast. Apparently I had got too comfortable in my posture, and in a blissfully unaware moment ended up pissing all over my pants and down my own leg. This, while the crowd I had heckled for the previous 3 hours via megaphone looked on in absolute glee as karma worked its magic. All I could do was laugh and let out a loud "aww fuck" at the predicament I had pissed myself into.

And then you walked a considerable distance with a piss leg? Did you take your pants off and walk home in boxers at least dignified? Or did you just embrace it and let the piss dry to your pant leg as you shamefully walked back to your abode?
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Mongoloid on April 18, 2018, 05:32:04 PM
Since we're on the topic, and I'm good for a derail now and again.

Last saturday I spent the majority of the day at a skatepark that I generally don't skate at, but do a whole lot of drinking at. Back in my youth I would at least skate the banks, but nowadays I find everything too gnarly for where I'm currently at with my skating. Anyways, needless to say I drank a lot.. I'd estimate around maybe 14 beers or so (light beer admittedly, but empty stomach). So I was on some baby bladder bullshit where I was pissing at a relatively frequent clip. Anyways, I eventually reached a point where I was going for maximum comfort every time I had to evacuate my picnic table throne. This included pissing free of hands, and placing them behind my head as I would bend my back at a slight radius to soak in the glorious sun. Well it was to be a long trek home (I wasn't driving) so like any sensible degenerate I decided to take one last relaxing piss behind the corner quarterpipe.. that was my territory at this point, and I had to hammer home the fact with one last relaxed blast. Apparently I had got too comfortable in my posture, and in a blissfully unaware moment ended up pissing all over my pants and down my own leg. This, while the crowd I had heckled for the previous 3 hours via megaphone looked on in absolute glee as karma worked its magic. All I could do was laugh and let out a loud "aww fuck" at the predicament I had pissed myself into.

And then you walked a considerable distance with a piss leg? Did you take your pants off and walk home in boxers at least dignified? Or did you just embrace it and let the piss dry to your pant leg as you shamefully walked back to your abode?

I consider myself a bit of a piss expert.

I walked straight to my friend's car, and we rode off into the sunset. Piss dries pretty fast, so it's not like it was wet for a long time. I drank so much beer that it wasn't particularly ureic, so there wasn't any odor.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: streetsoup on April 18, 2018, 05:36:04 PM
Since we're on the topic, and I'm good for a derail now and again.

Last saturday I spent the majority of the day at a skatepark that I generally don't skate at, but do a whole lot of drinking at. Back in my youth I would at least skate the banks, but nowadays I find everything too gnarly for where I'm currently at with my skating. Anyways, needless to say I drank a lot.. I'd estimate around maybe 14 beers or so (light beer admittedly, but empty stomach). So I was on some baby bladder bullshit where I was pissing at a relatively frequent clip. Anyways, I eventually reached a point where I was going for maximum comfort every time I had to evacuate my picnic table throne. This included pissing free of hands, and placing them behind my head as I would bend my back at a slight radius to soak in the glorious sun. Well it was to be a long trek home (I wasn't driving) so like any sensible degenerate I decided to take one last relaxing piss behind the corner quarterpipe.. that was my territory at this point, and I had to hammer home the fact with one last relaxed blast. Apparently I had got too comfortable in my posture, and in a blissfully unaware moment ended up pissing all over my pants and down my own leg. This, while the crowd I had heckled for the previous 3 hours via megaphone looked on in absolute glee as karma worked its magic. All I could do was laugh and let out a loud "aww fuck" at the predicament I had pissed myself into.

And then you walked a considerable distance with a piss leg? Did you take your pants off and walk home in boxers at least dignified? Or did you just embrace it and let the piss dry to your pant leg as you shamefully walked back to your abode?

I consider myself a bit of a piss expert.

I walked straight to my friend's car, and we rode off into the sunset. Piss dries pretty fast, so it's not like it was wet for a long time. I drank so much beer that it wasn't particularly ureic, so there wasn't any odor.

Ah, Nice. Hydrated beer piss is much better than dehydrated toxic yellow skatepiss.
That's a real ass homie letting you in his whip all pissed out though. Non ureic and dry all the same. 
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: fulfillthedream on April 19, 2018, 06:58:36 AM
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

welcome to SLAP
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: MC3 on April 19, 2018, 07:33:11 AM
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

welcome to SLAP

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=98879.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=98879.0)
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: the snake on April 19, 2018, 09:00:41 AM
the flame boobs one
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/90/0b/47900b670086e37b7c7285ef74aaffb1.jpg)
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: fs overkrook on April 19, 2018, 12:11:03 PM
Iíd go for the one with the bear. It would fit my aesthetic the most at least. I live in Cali and would be rocking the diamond shirt with the state bear graphic on it. Fuck that combo is gonna be so tight
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: backinaction on April 19, 2018, 01:24:31 PM
I'd build a nice shaped deck that is built for actual skating - like any 8.6 to 8.75 wide Welcome - and some solid 8.5" trucks that are known for turning like Indy or Ace, then put some Mini Logo bearings in a set of cruiser wheels like the   OJ Keyframes.

A Welcome Chris Miller on Catblood 2 shape with Indy 149s and Keyframes would be a sweet setup that you could actually skate at a park sometime, and would be a really good setup for parks if you swapped out the wheels for something harder when you were there.

Another option which would be cheaper is to buy this complete from Tactics.  $94 shipped  https://www.tactics.com/tactics/sketchy-tank-x-tactics-887-skateboard-deck/white and click on "Buy Pre Built Complete".  It has Krux trucks - which are fine.

If you buy a cruiser complete, that's all it's ever going to be good for.  If you buy a sweet skateboard with cruiser wheels you can use it for actual skating - even if it's just for slappies. 
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Paco Supreme on April 19, 2018, 02:43:36 PM
More like DanielPOOSYman!
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Witcheshit on April 19, 2018, 07:46:02 PM
I'd build a nice shaped deck that is built for actual skating - like any 8.6 to 8.75 wide Welcome - and some solid 8.5" trucks that are known for turning like Indy or Ace, then put some Mini Logo bearings in a set of cruiser wheels like the   OJ Keyframes.

A Welcome Chris Miller on Catblood 2 shape with Indy 149s and Keyframes would be a sweet setup that you could actually skate at a park sometime, and would be a really good setup for parks if you swapped out the wheels for something harder when you were there.



Not unlike the one that childhood is trying to move over here...http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=99365.0
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Bristol_Palin on April 19, 2018, 09:44:08 PM
I am now known as pissboy

To be perfectly honest, I really respect how quickly you accepted this and were cool with it.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on April 19, 2018, 09:56:17 PM
  I didn't look at your boards you picked.  Just don't get a skinny cruiser. And go for the 54 keyframes so's you don't have to use a riser pad.  that's my 2cents
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Mongoloid on April 20, 2018, 08:01:45 AM
I am now known as pissboy

To be perfectly honest, I really respect how quickly you accepted this and were cool with it.

A manís gotta know his place in the world.
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: the snake on April 20, 2018, 08:44:45 AM
I am now known as pissboy

To be perfectly honest, I really respect how quickly you accepted this and were cool with it.

A manís gotta know his place in the world.
well said, pissmattress !
Title: Re: Which board to pick of these 2?
Post by: Mongoloid on April 20, 2018, 08:53:16 AM
I am now known as pissboy

To be perfectly honest, I really respect how quickly you accepted this and were cool with it.

A manís gotta know his place in the world.
well said, pissmattress !

I know a fellow pisser when I see one!