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Title: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: OrangeVHStapes on April 25, 2018, 06:32:54 PM
My girlfriend and I are going on a little trip about an hour away, the first day she's gotta work, there is a skatepark near by and she's driving...
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: Beeker on April 25, 2018, 09:02:48 PM
If it were me I would skate sober for a bit, then skate a little high, then get drunk after either because I suck or because I had a good day. Skating drunk is a nightmare in my opinion.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: Bristol_Palin on April 26, 2018, 01:29:01 AM
You ever have a 19 year old at a skatepark vibe you out while your sober? It's pretty lame and kinda silly.

Now think about if this ever happened when you were drunk? If it did you probably didn't notice. I say get drunk and skate by yourself all day. In my opinion, it sounds pretty nice.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: schralp pal on April 26, 2018, 12:07:53 PM
Sounds like you secretly want to break up with your girlfriend, otherwise why the last option?
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: Francis Xavier on April 26, 2018, 12:47:33 PM
No matter what you choose, do not vlog.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: streetsoup on April 26, 2018, 12:53:20 PM
Then what? Have your girl pick your sloppy self up from the skate park?
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: Silky Johnson on April 26, 2018, 12:59:19 PM
Get drunk and piss on all the obstacles to assert your status as the alpha male of the park and then chuck your empties at anyone who comes in a 5 ft radius of you
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on April 26, 2018, 07:17:20 PM
Don't get to use to the skating drunk thing.  Its a hole.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: OrangeVHStapes on April 27, 2018, 06:21:10 AM
Don't get to use to the skating drunk thing.  Its a hole.

Ten years ago I'd go skate the brooklyn banks half in the bag and get shit on film, this ain't my first rodeo... I only drink on the weekends since turning 30... I haven't gotten drunk and skated apart from a ramp jam here or there in probably over five years...
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on April 27, 2018, 08:55:31 PM
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Don't get to use to the skating drunk thing.  Its a hole.
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Ten years ago I'd go skate the brooklyn banks half in the bag and get shit on film, this ain't my first rodeo... I only drink on the weekends since turning 30... I haven't gotten drunk and skated apart from a ramp jam here or there in probably over five years...
  Been a while for me too.  gawd 10 some years.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: OrangeVHStapes on April 28, 2018, 07:02:31 AM
Welp, today is the day... I will be picking up a 12 pack of rolling rock and hitting the crowded, shitty prefab park... Hopefully if I brown bag it I won't get a open container violation.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 28, 2018, 08:47:47 AM
I hope that it works out well for you today. 
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: ChuckRamone on April 28, 2018, 10:09:02 AM
Welp, today is the day... I will be picking up a 12 pack of rolling rock and hitting the crowded, shitty prefab park... Hopefully if I brown bag it I won't get a open container violation.

recently I was skating while holding a brown bag with a spray can of lacquer in it for a ledge and I thought people probably think this is a beer and that guy pushing 40 on a skateboard probably thinks he looks cool. no, I knew I looked like a scumbag and that the contents of my bag were not much better than a tall can of cheap beer.

at least you’re still young and people will think it’s kinda funny instead of pathetic.
Title: Re: Should I get drunk at the skatepark by myself this Saturday?
Post by: Jagr on April 28, 2018, 09:42:40 PM
i want an update