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Title: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: $cott $ummers on May 27, 2018, 05:13:01 PM
I'd like to think I'm hip, I have seen Dave Matthews Band in concert 7 times, but this just seems a little too much.

Maybe we could compromise? Are there other tricks we're not thinking of that would work as a more elegant name?
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Paco Supreme on May 27, 2018, 05:18:40 PM
gaytwist
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: shark tits on May 27, 2018, 05:20:49 PM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Thanos916 on May 27, 2018, 05:21:19 PM
Madonna.
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Post by: Grampa on May 27, 2018, 05:25:46 PM
Dog piss.

You could call him dog piss for short
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Post by: Otis Fatona-Pinet on May 27, 2018, 05:29:12 PM
Trey Phillip.
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Post by: straight on May 27, 2018, 05:31:13 PM
abort this mission
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Post by: LUVS2SPWGE on May 27, 2018, 05:36:01 PM
Mydick
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Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on May 27, 2018, 05:39:55 PM
eggbert, shithead for short
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Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on May 27, 2018, 05:43:07 PM
Are u of latin descent??? How bout Manual???
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Post by: cancelled on May 27, 2018, 05:47:26 PM
Madonna.

I think SeanPenn is great name for a boy... or a girl.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Bread Harrity on May 27, 2018, 05:50:21 PM
Feeble aka Feebie aka Phoebe
Disaster or Di/Dee for short
Andrecht aka Andy
Natas Spin or Natas for short  8)
Christ Air or Christ for short
Casper would be pretty nice
Alley oop aka Al or Allie
Last/2nd middle name could be smith or Bennett with the first two initials being FS or BS
Falcon Slide
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: DCLOVE on May 27, 2018, 05:56:47 PM
I'd like to think I'm hip, I have seen Dave Matthews Band in concert 7 times, but this just seems a little too much.

Maybe we could compromise? Are there other tricks we're not thinking of that would work as a more elegant name?

The words hip and Dave Matthews band are incongruent . Tell the wife to abort and leave your ass
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Post by: nocomply900 on May 27, 2018, 05:59:15 PM
$cott Jr.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: ChuckRamone on May 27, 2018, 06:11:14 PM
I don’t think you should reproduce. Your wife has terrible ideas and you listen to Dave Matthews.
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Post by: fs overkrook on May 27, 2018, 06:11:48 PM
Don’t name your kid after skateboarding.
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Post by: shark tits on May 27, 2018, 06:11:54 PM
way cool jr
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 27, 2018, 06:14:18 PM
I will be naming my first born after my favorite SLAP account, Cookieboy McCullough<3
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 27, 2018, 06:17:29 PM
And yes, I will be aborting until I get my masculine Cookieboy.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 27, 2018, 06:17:51 PM
<3
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Post by: shark tits on May 27, 2018, 06:25:15 PM
cookieboy don't want war
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Post by: coyote2425 on May 27, 2018, 06:27:47 PM
Sk8r Boi

Sk8r for short
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Cousin Avi on May 27, 2018, 06:32:35 PM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.

Well, you know, My Daughter's name is Olivia following that same logic.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: DirtyBurger on May 27, 2018, 06:34:51 PM
Benihana, and call him Benny for short?

Also side note, I have a cousin her named her child Tre because she thought it was three in Spanish.
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Post by: Seadramon on May 27, 2018, 06:56:21 PM
Casper would be pretty nice

i like it
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on May 27, 2018, 06:59:02 PM
My son's middle name is kalis.


Anyhow, im pretty sure the OP is actually the posters wife.

No wife on earth wants to name their kid treflip, and if there was, she definitely couldn't afford internet

Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on May 27, 2018, 07:16:28 PM
Smith
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Post by: coyote2425 on May 27, 2018, 07:16:36 PM
Casper would be pretty nice

i like it

You mean Kasper.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: feedmeseymour on May 27, 2018, 07:28:49 PM
Your wife sounds like a keeper
(https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1477/09/1477094187071.jpg)
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Spicy boi. on May 27, 2018, 07:32:58 PM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on May 27, 2018, 07:34:18 PM
Your wife sounds like a keeper
(https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1477/09/1477094187071.jpg)

she looks like she wants to be down
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on May 27, 2018, 07:38:52 PM
dont name your kid tray when he gets older he'll flip
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on May 27, 2018, 08:06:08 PM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
I nearly called my kid Oliver actually...
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 27, 2018, 08:08:05 PM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.

Well, you know, My Daughter's name is Olivia following that same logic.

My son's middle name is Oliver, but it will be "Ollie" for short like Alan "Ollie" Gelfand. His first name is Nash like the Kmart brand from years ago. Maybe you younger guys don't remember the Executioner but in 1987-88 Nash probably sold 500K of those things. Creature even produced 'my neighbor's board' in tribute to the Nash Executioner.

I think naming one's child after skateboarding or a skateboarder is awesome. I was thinking Heath, but my wife and I chose Nash and we are happy with that...
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: ShoeProblem on May 27, 2018, 08:08:57 PM
Name him Obi-Wan and tell Chris Senn that your kid has the high ground.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: cucktard on May 27, 2018, 08:10:28 PM
Just name the kid Eggplant or Andrecht or Tic-Tac or Disaster because the kid will hate you both and skateboarding anyways despite whatever “cool” name you give him and rebel by joining he local Bronies
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Post by: GAY on May 27, 2018, 08:35:43 PM
I think Uncle Wiggly would be a cute name for a baby of either sex.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on May 27, 2018, 09:23:19 PM
Ssbsts
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Post by: Burt Ward on May 27, 2018, 10:50:06 PM
Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on May 27, 2018, 10:59:24 PM
Just name him Fred and he will do great things
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Mcidraque on May 27, 2018, 11:22:04 PM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
hohohoho, thanks
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Post by: roba on May 28, 2018, 12:04:36 AM
Just name him Fred and he will do great things
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Post by: KoRnholio8 on May 28, 2018, 12:58:07 AM
ghetto bird or nollie hardflip bs revert for short
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Post by: Burt Ward on May 28, 2018, 01:10:09 AM
Mega-ramp. Brick for short.

Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Szechuan on May 28, 2018, 01:18:13 AM
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.

Well, you know, My Daughter's name is Olivia following that same logic.

My son's middle name is Oliver, but it will be "Ollie" for short like Alan "Ollie" Gelfand. His first name is Nash like the Kmart brand from years ago. Maybe you younger guys don't remember the Executioner but in 1987-88 Nash probably sold 500K of those things. Creature even produced 'my neighbor's board' in tribute to the Nash Executioner.

I think naming one's child after skateboarding or a skateboarder is awesome. I was thinking Heath, but my wife and I chose Nash and we are happy with that...
I named my dog Ollie when I was 12, I had been skating for a year and thought it was the dopest thing ever next to slipknot. Thank God for skating or Alabama would have made me a nu metal kid.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: lampshade on May 28, 2018, 02:04:51 AM
Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.

I call my daughter Shorty all the time.  Nothing to do with the skate brand though. 
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: poser666 on May 28, 2018, 02:06:41 AM
your wife is thicc AF



bitch needs lay off snapchat tho....
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Post by: Matze on May 28, 2018, 02:31:59 AM
sexchange revert.
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Post by: silhouette on May 28, 2018, 02:42:45 AM
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: LOU.502 on May 28, 2018, 03:17:36 AM
Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.

I call my daughter Shorty all the time.  Nothing to do with the skate brand though.
Ewww don’t boss your daughter around like that
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Post by: Shifty Flip on May 28, 2018, 03:25:58 AM
I think Uncle Wiggly would be a cute name for a baby of either sex.
Uncle Wiggly is a babysitters name if I've ever heard one.

My son was almost Fred Gall.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: SodaJerk on May 28, 2018, 04:04:48 AM
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on May 28, 2018, 04:52:59 AM
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.

What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
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Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 28, 2018, 05:41:43 AM
birdo and remind him 'don't do it' when he misbehaves.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Burt Ward on May 28, 2018, 05:47:23 AM
birdo and remind him 'don't do it' when he misbehaves.

Haha!
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Post by: sid vicious on May 28, 2018, 06:01:21 AM
“The names I’m thinking of are, shut up or piss off”.....Vivian - the young ones
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: SodaJerk on May 28, 2018, 06:19:50 AM
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.

What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Jollyoli on May 28, 2018, 06:28:53 AM
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.

What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.

Is Switch Mongo acceptable? Swongo for short.
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Post by: UselessAsshole on May 28, 2018, 08:12:29 AM
Isn't there a 180 to switch lazy grind called Michael Caine or something? Or is that just a running joke between my friends and I? Anything other than that, oliver or Manual and you might as well be calling the kid stone cold stunner...
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Post by: coyote2425 on May 28, 2018, 08:12:55 AM
How about Jason Jesse?

Nazi sympathizer for short.
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Post by: JosephSmith on May 28, 2018, 08:52:27 AM
Wallace or Wallie
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Post by: Pigeon on May 28, 2018, 10:39:59 AM
Darnell
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Post by: Shitbag on May 28, 2018, 11:28:08 AM
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.

What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.

Is Switch Mongo acceptable? Swongo for short.
My next kid will be named Mitch Swongo.
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Post by: bad joke on May 28, 2018, 12:18:10 PM
Johnald
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Post by: muffinman on May 28, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
Benihana and Benny for short
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Post by: streetsoup on May 28, 2018, 04:16:28 PM
Just be sure to give Tre a slappy if he lets his lipsslide in front of you. Do not stall feebly, you must snap the moment he begins acting like a bullshit crook or a ghetto jailbird deviant.
Stick your nose in a manual-for parents if you have any questions, revert back to your life of compliance and above all worship our Christ in the air. 
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Post by: t0mmywr1ght3rd on May 28, 2018, 06:38:59 PM
Daryl Angel could be cool.
D.A. for short. As in domestic abuse
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on May 28, 2018, 07:20:20 PM
Just be sure to give Tre a slappy if he lets his lipsslide in front of you. Do not stall feebly, you must snap the moment he begins acting like a bullshit crook or a ghetto jailbird deviant.
Stick your nose in a manual-for parents if you have any questions, revert back to your life of compliance and above all worship our Christ in the air.

I was having a great day, then I read this.

You should disaster your account.

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Post by: VHS ERA on May 28, 2018, 07:34:52 PM
Mydick

^The most logical.

(http://i.imgur.com/wb9Ykn2.png)
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Post by: Bristol_Palin on May 28, 2018, 08:08:31 PM
I always liked the name Billy. Not anything skate related but it's a pretty good name.
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Post by: Sad Hippo on May 28, 2018, 09:05:58 PM
Go with treflip. Its 1000x better than every kid in my kid's class, who are all named Aiden, hayden, brayden, Jayden, kayden, or some variation on those spellings... or the 4 madisons.
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Post by: NowhereInLife on May 28, 2018, 09:10:27 PM
I don’t think you should reproduce. Your wife has terrible ideas and you listen to Dave Matthews.

But if you must,
wallie hillbomb, gx1000 for short.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: BuddyPal on May 28, 2018, 09:54:01 PM
switch backside tailslide or ssbsts 4 short
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on May 28, 2018, 11:36:12 PM
Koston sounds like a decent name and you can call him Frosty or Kook, all the options!
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on May 29, 2018, 12:45:56 AM
Koston sounds like a decent name and you can call him Frosty or Kook, all the options!
hahaha! I don't know if I could name my kid Koston though, I'd kinda feel sorry for him no matter how gifted he was. He also probably tell me to "go and fuck your face" when we disagreed over even the smallest things
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on May 29, 2018, 04:34:38 AM
I feel like Guy might be the most appropriate name ever, for a boy.

That fieri dood fucked it all up though

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Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on May 29, 2018, 04:56:32 AM
name him 50-50
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Post by: Robert Baratheon on May 29, 2018, 06:50:44 AM
Name: Bennett Grind.

Nickname: Not-an-actual-trick
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Post by: chipped tail on May 29, 2018, 07:09:55 AM
Slash Grind
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Post by: HisDudest on May 29, 2018, 07:13:23 PM
Your wife sounds like an idiot
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Post by: Matthew_James on May 29, 2018, 07:39:42 PM
Just name your kid SackTap and be done with it already.
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Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on May 29, 2018, 08:41:14 PM
how come nobody has said fred gall yet?
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: t0mmywr1ght3rd on May 29, 2018, 09:09:20 PM
how come nobody has said fred gall yet?

Just name him Fred and he will do great things
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: Zurg on May 30, 2018, 12:58:11 AM
Just be sure to give Tre a slappy if he lets his lipsslide in front of you. Do not stall feebly, you must snap the moment he begins acting like a bullshit crook or a ghetto jailbird deviant.
Stick your nose in a manual-for parents if you have any questions, revert back to your life of compliance and above all worship our Christ in the air.

I was having a great day, then I read this.

You should disaster your account.

just terrible
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Post by: Shifty Flip on May 30, 2018, 11:35:41 AM
Bmore Shaken named his son Krylon SkyWalker, in honor of his Graff crew KSW. Kids gotta be 12+ now. Wonder how his school life has been.
Title: Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
Post by: legalbeagle on May 30, 2018, 03:31:11 PM
if you name your kid tre flip its both a guarantee he won't skate and also that he will never be able to get a job
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 30, 2018, 03:31:41 PM
name it daily disappointment
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Post by: Jollyoli on May 31, 2018, 02:10:04 AM
Very slow day at work...

Tre – Settlement by the Water
[ 1 syll. tre, tr-e ] The baby boy name Tre is pronounced as TReh- †. Tre's language of origin is Cornish, Welsh, and English, and it is used mainly in the English language.

Flip –  Friend of Horses / Lover of Horses
[ 1 syll. flip, fl-ip ] The baby boy name Flip is pronounced as FLIHP †. Flip is used chiefly in the English language and it is derived from Old Greek origins. Flip is a short form of the name Philip (English).