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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: $cott $ummers on May 27, 2018, 05:13:01 PM
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I'd like to think I'm hip, I have seen Dave Matthews Band in concert 7 times, but this just seems a little too much.
Maybe we could compromise? Are there other tricks we're not thinking of that would work as a more elegant name?
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gaytwist
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
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Madonna.
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Dog piss.
You could call him dog piss for short
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Trey Phillip.
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abort this mission
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Mydick
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eggbert, shithead for short
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Are u of latin descent??? How bout Manual???
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Madonna.
I think SeanPenn is great name for a boy... or a girl.
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Feeble aka Feebie aka Phoebe
Disaster or Di/Dee for short
Andrecht aka Andy
Natas Spin or Natas for short 8)
Christ Air or Christ for short
Casper would be pretty nice
Alley oop aka Al or Allie
Last/2nd middle name could be smith or Bennett with the first two initials being FS or BS
Falcon Slide
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I'd like to think I'm hip, I have seen Dave Matthews Band in concert 7 times, but this just seems a little too much.
Maybe we could compromise? Are there other tricks we're not thinking of that would work as a more elegant name?
The words hip and Dave Matthews band are incongruent . Tell the wife to abort and leave your ass
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$cott Jr.
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I don’t think you should reproduce. Your wife has terrible ideas and you listen to Dave Matthews.
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Don’t name your kid after skateboarding.
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way cool jr
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I will be naming my first born after my favorite SLAP account, Cookieboy McCullough<3
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And yes, I will be aborting until I get my masculine Cookieboy.
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<3
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cookieboy don't want war
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Sk8r Boi
Sk8r for short
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
Well, you know, My Daughter's name is Olivia following that same logic.
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Benihana, and call him Benny for short?
Also side note, I have a cousin her named her child Tre because she thought it was three in Spanish.
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Casper would be pretty nice
i like it
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My son's middle name is kalis.
Anyhow, im pretty sure the OP is actually the posters wife.
No wife on earth wants to name their kid treflip, and if there was, she definitely couldn't afford internet
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Smith
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Casper would be pretty nice
i like it
You mean Kasper.
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Your wife sounds like a keeper
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
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Your wife sounds like a keeper
(https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1477/09/1477094187071.jpg)
she looks like she wants to be down
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dont name your kid tray when he gets older he'll flip
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
I nearly called my kid Oliver actually...
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Name him Obi-Wan and tell Chris Senn that your kid has the high ground.
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Just name the kid Eggplant or Andrecht or Tic-Tac or Disaster because the kid will hate you both and skateboarding anyways despite whatever “cool” name you give him and rebel by joining he local Bronies
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I think Uncle Wiggly would be a cute name for a baby of either sex.
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Ssbsts
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Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.
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Just name him Fred and he will do great things
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
hohohoho, thanks
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Just name him Fred and he will do great things
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ghetto bird or nollie hardflip bs revert for short
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Mega-ramp. Brick for short.
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
Well, you know, My Daughter's name is Olivia following that same logic.
My son's middle name is Oliver, but it will be "Ollie" for short like Alan "Ollie" Gelfand. His first name is Nash like the Kmart brand from years ago. Maybe you younger guys don't remember the Executioner but in 1987-88 Nash probably sold 500K of those things. Creature even produced 'my neighbor's board' in tribute to the Nash Executioner.
I think naming one's child after skateboarding or a skateboarder is awesome. I was thinking Heath, but my wife and I chose Nash and we are happy with that...
I named my dog Ollie when I was 12, I had been skating for a year and thought it was the dopest thing ever next to slipknot. Thank God for skating or Alabama would have made me a nu metal kid.
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Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.
I call my daughter Shorty all the time. Nothing to do with the skate brand though.
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your wife is thicc AF
bitch needs lay off snapchat tho....
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sexchange revert.
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dump truck, dump for short.
dog flip, dog for short.
mongo, mon for short.
i used to skate, stu for short.
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Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.
I call my daughter Shorty all the time. Nothing to do with the skate brand though.
Ewww don’t boss your daughter around like that
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I think Uncle Wiggly would be a cute name for a baby of either sex.
Uncle Wiggly is a babysitters name if I've ever heard one.
My son was almost Fred Gall.
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dump truck, dump for short.
dog flip, dog for short.
mongo, mon for short.
i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.
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dump truck, dump for short.
dog flip, dog for short.
mongo, mon for short.
i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.
What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
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birdo and remind him 'don't do it' when he misbehaves.
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birdo and remind him 'don't do it' when he misbehaves.
Haha!
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“The names I’m thinking of are, shut up or piss off”.....Vivian - the young ones
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dump truck, dump for short.
dog flip, dog for short.
mongo, mon for short.
i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.
What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.
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dump truck, dump for short.
dog flip, dog for short.
mongo, mon for short.
i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.
What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.
Is Switch Mongo acceptable? Swongo for short.
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Isn't there a 180 to switch lazy grind called Michael Caine or something? Or is that just a running joke between my friends and I? Anything other than that, oliver or Manual and you might as well be calling the kid stone cold stunner...
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How about Jason Jesse?
Nazi sympathizer for short.
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Wallace or Wallie
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Darnell
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dump truck, dump for short.
dog flip, dog for short.
mongo, mon for short.
i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.
What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.
Is Switch Mongo acceptable? Swongo for short.
My next kid will be named Mitch Swongo.
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Johnald
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Benihana and Benny for short
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Just be sure to give Tre a slappy if he lets his lipsslide in front of you. Do not stall feebly, you must snap the moment he begins acting like a bullshit crook or a ghetto jailbird deviant.
Stick your nose in a manual-for parents if you have any questions, revert back to your life of compliance and above all worship our Christ in the air.
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Daryl Angel could be cool.
D.A. for short. As in domestic abuse
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Just be sure to give Tre a slappy if he lets his lipsslide in front of you. Do not stall feebly, you must snap the moment he begins acting like a bullshit crook or a ghetto jailbird deviant.
Stick your nose in a manual-for parents if you have any questions, revert back to your life of compliance and above all worship our Christ in the air.
I was having a great day, then I read this.
You should disaster your account.
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Mydick
^The most logical.
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I always liked the name Billy. Not anything skate related but it's a pretty good name.
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Go with treflip. Its 1000x better than every kid in my kid's class, who are all named Aiden, hayden, brayden, Jayden, kayden, or some variation on those spellings... or the 4 madisons.
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I don’t think you should reproduce. Your wife has terrible ideas and you listen to Dave Matthews.
But if you must,
wallie hillbomb, gx1000 for short.
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switch backside tailslide or ssbsts 4 short
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Koston sounds like a decent name and you can call him Frosty or Kook, all the options!
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Koston sounds like a decent name and you can call him Frosty or Kook, all the options!
hahaha! I don't know if I could name my kid Koston though, I'd kinda feel sorry for him no matter how gifted he was. He also probably tell me to "go and fuck your face" when we disagreed over even the smallest things
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I feel like Guy might be the most appropriate name ever, for a boy.
That fieri dood fucked it all up though
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name him 50-50
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Name: Bennett Grind.
Nickname: Not-an-actual-trick
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Slash Grind
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Your wife sounds like an idiot
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Just name your kid SackTap and be done with it already.
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how come nobody has said fred gall yet?
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how come nobody has said fred gall yet?
Just name him Fred and he will do great things
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Just be sure to give Tre a slappy if he lets his lipsslide in front of you. Do not stall feebly, you must snap the moment he begins acting like a bullshit crook or a ghetto jailbird deviant.
Stick your nose in a manual-for parents if you have any questions, revert back to your life of compliance and above all worship our Christ in the air.
I was having a great day, then I read this.
You should disaster your account.
just terrible
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Bmore Shaken named his son Krylon SkyWalker, in honor of his Graff crew KSW. Kids gotta be 12+ now. Wonder how his school life has been.
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if you name your kid tre flip its both a guarantee he won't skate and also that he will never be able to get a job
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name it daily disappointment
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Very slow day at work...
Tre – Settlement by the Water
[ 1 syll. tre, tr-e ] The baby boy name Tre is pronounced as TReh- †. Tre's language of origin is Cornish, Welsh, and English, and it is used mainly in the English language.
Flip – Friend of Horses / Lover of Horses
[ 1 syll. flip, fl-ip ] The baby boy name Flip is pronounced as FLIHP †. Flip is used chiefly in the English language and it is derived from Old Greek origins. Flip is a short form of the name Philip (English).