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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: nocomply900 on May 28, 2018, 08:36:10 AM
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He’s not on the Monster site, and Monster isn’t listed on the sponsors page of his site, either. Seems like Cole is moving more behind the scenes with announcing, etc. I know no one cares about Monster, but whatever.
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Word on the street is that he's starting his own energy drink company called vOMIT. Saw him drinking a sample behind Applebee's the other day.
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I hope Berra goes on an instagram live rant about it.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
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Jesus Christ, the one day I don't make my daily rounds through the Monster, Red Bull and Rockstar websites. I told myself when I was late on finding out that Pat Duffy was off of Lost that I'd never make the same mistake again. I am shit.
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This news ruined my memorial day. Thanks a fucking lot.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Oh, sorry. Did just that and found this on their "about" page:
" At Monster we are all about the things you care about. What kid dreams about landing a 9 to 5 job? We all dreamed about being pro athletes, musicians and living the life. We know it takes encouragement and support to make that dream a reality, so we created the Monster Army to back the next generation pros, the future Ricky Carmichael, Jeremy McGrath, Dave Mirra, Danny Kass and Rob Dyrdek's."
Who the fuck dreams of becoming Dyrdek?
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Oh, sorry. Did just that and found this on their "about" page:
" At Monster we are all about the things you care about. What kid dreams about landing a 9 to 5 job? We all dreamed about being pro athletes, musicians and living the life. We know it takes encouragement and support to make that dream a reality, so we created the Monster Army to back the next generation pros, the future Ricky Carmichael, Jeremy McGrath, Dave Mirra, Danny Kass and Rob Dyrdek's."
Who the fuck dreams of becoming Dyrdek?
Vinny Bahn, that's who.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Oh, sorry. Did just that and found this on their "about" page:
" At Monster we are all about the things you care about. What kid dreams about landing a 9 to 5 job? We all dreamed about being pro athletes, musicians and living the life. We know it takes encouragement and support to make that dream a reality, so we created the Monster Army to back the next generation pros, the future Ricky Carmichael (retired) , Jeremy McGrath (retired), Dave Mirra (passed away), Danny Kass (from New Jersey) and Rob Dyrdek's. (retired) "
Who the fuck dreams of becoming Dyrdek?
A truly solid line up.
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He doesn’t need any sponsors dude! He’s got stomp sessions! There’s a sign for it at my local skate Park. It’s a real nice sign.
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May have something to do with the fact that he is, like Daryl Angel, a violent abuser?
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
Maybe he was taking an after sex shit, and had time to post...it happens.
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Golly gee not Chris Cole please tell me it ain't so :'( :'( :'( can you also check if Nyjah is still on monster please
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
a horrible ending and a beautiful beginning. congrats g!
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I'm surprised he still hasn't started his own wrist band company, he seems to be doing pretty well with his bmx company he doesn't need monster
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he still got that monster dong from what i hear ;)
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
No plans on doing that. Too much anxiety and other issues. I've been skating more, so I have that.
Yeah, I'm about to turn 31 soon and don't have a partner. I hang out with this chick but don't have the guts to commit to anything. I will probably regret it but that's what I do.
I don't know, if some people are meant to be miserable, I'm sure as fuck is one of them.
Any way, congrats to you, Tort.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Oh, sorry. Did just that and found this on their "about" page:
" At Monster we are all about the things you care about. What kid dreams about landing a 9 to 5 job? We all dreamed about being pro athletes, musicians and living the life. We know it takes encouragement and support to make that dream a reality, so we created the Monster Army to back the next generation pros, the future Ricky Carmichael (retired) , Jeremy McGrath (retired), Dave Mirra (passed away), Danny Kass (from New Jersey) and Rob Dyrdek's. (retired) "
Who the fuck dreams of becoming Dyrdek?
Rob Dyrdek probably did...Bet Berra's gone there, too.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
No plans on doing that. Too much anxiety and other issues. I've been skating more, so I have that.
Yeah, I'm about to turn 31 soon and don't have a partner. I hang out with this chick but don't have the guts to commit to anything. I will probably regret it but that's what I do.
I don't know, if some people are meant to be miserable, I'm sure as fuck is one of them.
Any way, congrats to you, Tort.
I think you and I need to get together and grab a beer one day ikobrakai. Your life is too similar to mine.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
No plans on doing that. Too much anxiety and other issues. I've been skating more, so I have that.
Yeah, I'm about to turn 31 soon and don't have a partner. I hang out with this chick but don't have the guts to commit to anything. I will probably regret it but that's what I do.
I don't know, if some people are meant to be miserable, I'm sure as fuck is one of them.
Any way, congrats to you, Tort.
I think you and I need to get together and grab a beer one day ikobrakai. Your life is too similar to mine.
if ya'll niggas do nothing else today make sure u look up jordan peterson
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
No plans on doing that. Too much anxiety and other issues. I've been skating more, so I have that.
Yeah, I'm about to turn 31 soon and don't have a partner. I hang out with this chick but don't have the guts to commit to anything. I will probably regret it but that's what I do.
I don't know, if some people are meant to be miserable, I'm sure as fuck is one of them.
Any way, congrats to you, Tort.
I think you and I need to get together and grab a beer one day ikobrakai. Your life is too similar to mine.
if ya'll niggas do nothing else today make sure u look up jordan peterson
Already did.
About that beer. Last time I got "wasted" my ass got the boot from this rehab in February and I had no place to go. I'll stick to dead lifts.
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Word on the street is that he's starting his own energy drink company called vOMIT. Saw him drinking a sample behind Applebee's the other day.
genious
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT FUCKING THING
LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS ON THOSE 2 WEBSITES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR LIFE
HOLY SHIT
GET SOME FUCKING HELP
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Hopefully Red will log on and address this.
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can i have you extra mosnter wristbands then?
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Hopefully Red will log on and address this.
Or Chris Cole's pony.
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hope they're making room for a kick ass sk8er like david loy
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Chris Cole, a noted supporter of our troops, left Monster for more patriotic Rip It on Memorial Day. Truly a class act and hopefully more of his fellow white american pro skaters follow his lead.
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The fuck is your ass doing on those sites?
Dude you don’t check the monster energy skateboard team page every Memorial Day?
Jesus Christ, dude. Go on your honeymoon and leave slap till you get back. When you come back we can go skate and I'll fill you in on what's been happening on here!
That's right everyone, our dude tortfeasor got married to a wonderful human yesterday. Let's all wish him the best and encourage him to go be cute with his new wife and put the phone down.
Anyone else recently married or engaged? Let's derail this thread?
Does his new wife call him papi is all I’d really like to know
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Off* Monster
On Rockstar
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Off* Monster
On Rockstar
wow thanks for the update
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wow thanks for the update
Yeah, I was refreshing TMZ for six months, then you helped!
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May have something to do with the fact that he is, like Daryl Angel, a violent abuser?
source? I figured that mcrib money came rolling in