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USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER / Re: baker and emerica out end of 2019
« Last post by fs overkrook on Today at 06:13:23 PM »
all they have to do is kick off TK to stay in business!
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Itís threads like these that remind you slap is just industry heads and old bitter men. No one can take a fucking joke anymore. Itís either all okay or none of it is and no one wants to remember that when their cause of the week of race or sexuality is involved. Go fucking skate. And kook me more Iím trying to 150 by the end of the week.

I Gnar'd you because you are unique and beautiful.
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Donít name your kid after skateboarding.
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Itís threads like these that remind you slap is just industry heads and old bitter men. No one can take a fucking joke anymore. Itís either all okay or none of it is and no one wants to remember that when their cause of the week of race or sexuality is involved. Go fucking skate. And kook me more Iím trying to 150 by the end of the week.
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I donít think you should reproduce. Your wife has terrible ideas and you listen to Dave Matthews.
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sorry chris, i think everything should be fair game to laugh at too. if you want me to focus this thread i will. i was trying to lampoon slap's irrational zeal for uncovering nazis in their griptape but i kinda got worried that it might manifest real world bullshit for you.

It's fine. It made me laugh.
Truth is, anyone who knows me knows there is only one race I hate...



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Uh...guys...could you not?
I believe Vice already fired me years ago.
And I can't really afford to lose my landscaping job.
Do you now how high the grass is in New Jersey???
(rim shot)

Fuck Nazis.
The old guard ruined Charlie Chaplin's amazing mustache forever
& the new kids on the block are trying to ruin my preferred hairstyle.
I can think of 6 million other reasons to say fuck those dudes.

Hitler sucked. His followers suck. These Nu-Nazis suck. We can all agree.
But I still think Hitler is a hilarious cartoon character.
When he gets all worked up and his hair goes all crazy...I piss myself.
Such a baffoon.
I come from a school where we make fun of and laugh at everything (beginning with the man in the mirror.).

The article you're citing is about one of the greatest creative minds I've personally come across.
Jim Riswold hates Nazis too.
But he also likes to get a rise out of people.
He actually has a photo on his site of a toy SS soldier on a skateboard.
That shit would really make some of you cry.
The only thing you should dislike about Jim is that he helped Nike become Nike with his Revolution, Bo Knows and Gotta Be The Shoes campaigns. I try not to judge people anymore so I look past his past mistakes.

If I've said/done/written something that offends anyone...
I'm wholeheartedly sorry that you don't get to laugh as much as I do.
Life is a joke. Laugh and enjoy it. You'll wake up dead before you know it.

If you're going to try and destroy my life could you at least spell my name right?
I before E except after C.

Ps. Big fan from way back. Especially GAY. (call me)

Iíve also heard itís short, a war, a game, a miracle, and a bitch. 
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sorry chris, i think everything should be fair game to laugh at too. if you want me to focus this thread i will. i was trying to lampoon slap's irrational zeal for uncovering nazis in their griptape but i kinda got worried that it might manifest real world bullshit for you.
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