1. My Siameses Dog
This is my dog. He is a Siameses dog, which can makes thing interesting sometimes. No walks, no fetch- nothing's normal with this lil' guy but that's why I love him. I just wish he could stand up.

2. My room.
Now it might look a little bare bones but thats why I like it! Nothing to clean up, no one to tell me what to do- it's awesome! And the rent is real cheap. It makes me itchy all over my body.

3. Jimmy Pelletier
This guy is the best guy ever! I dare you to meet him and not think the same. He once killed this wino that was trying to get me! He also sleeps on a bed of videos! Crazy! Jimmy is skating through and through and will have your back no matter what.

4. Heart shaped veggie bacon.
I love this stuff. I eat it every morning. It only takes a minute to heat up and it comes out shaped like a heart! I dare you to beat that! You can't, can you?

5. My mug
Skateboarder made a mug with my photo on it! Nuts! I bet you wish you could drink coffee out of me, don't you? Well you can't. I had to do horrible things to get this mug, really bad things. Also this does not count as bragging. I'm just letting you know.

6. My friends who spit fire.
These are two of my best friends, Forrest and Billy, who as you can see can breath smoke. This was the last photo taken of them before the accident. R.I.P the smoke.

7. My dog again!
Gosh, he wont quit. As you can see I got him separated but only one of him lived. The other one did not. He died. But I like this one better anyway. I can take him on walks, he can stand up, he can turn his skin inside out. He's awesome.

8. Me and my bro can fly.
Yup, its true. I, as well as my bother, can fly. Only for short times, and mostly right after jumping. But it happens. The real question is who can fly higher? It looks about the same in the photo but I think I was on my way up and he was at the top of his. Only time will tell.

9. My cats.
These are my cats, Bongo and Coco Bananas.

10. My pet raccoon.
He's the best. His name is Matt Daughters. I've had him most of my life and I plan on it staying that way. It looks like he has brought me some kind of present! "What do you have there, Matt?" "Oh this? It's nothing special. I just thought of you when I saw it and had to get it for you." "Well I love it!!! Thank you very much, I'll put it up as soon as I get home. When is your flight?" "Not 'til 9:00." "Well have a good flight, hit me up when you get in." "Will do, thanks again. Goodnight." "Goodnight, sweet prince."