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porn actress + skateboarder
« on: August 26, 2007, 12:00:45 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeani_Lei

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Keeani_Lei

ok, this is just one amazing combination, don't you think? how does she keep her shins (and other skin) from being all bruised up? looks like she can skate pretty good to, i can't comment on her other carrier, haven't seen her "work"...

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2007, 12:12:03 PM »
I'd rail her froggy-style.

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2007, 12:27:01 PM »
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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2007, 12:43:13 PM »
this is just one amazing combination

word, it is. I wish she would be from the east coast, wear grey hoodies and skate true street for traffic. That would be the best thing to happen for skateboarding in the 00's. 

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 01:02:49 PM »
I'd love to show her how to grip it and rip it.
This quote is the best:

Today we had some fun with some of my skate gear. If you didn't know I'm a hardcore pornstar that loves to skate and surf. I skate as much as I can. If I'm not getting fucked in the ass on a porno set and the waves are flat you can find me getting air at some of the best skate parks in Cali.

Too bad about the flyout but she's pretty hot.



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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2007, 01:08:04 PM »
what the fuck happened

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2007, 01:16:07 PM »
If I'm not getting fucked in the ass on a porno set and the waves are flat you can find me getting air at some of the best skate parks in Cali.

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2007, 01:18:41 PM »
she looks like she knows how to take a dick

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2007, 01:25:32 PM »
every skatepark needs a pornstar. it's not about "can i buy your board", it's gonna be "could i stick my penis into you? what you're not shaved? 10 bucks!"

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2007, 01:44:48 PM »
Hero

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2007, 02:29:40 PM »
haha, she's my myspace friend.  i talk to her about skating every now and then...

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2007, 02:43:29 PM »
haha, she's my myspace friend.  i talk to her about skating every now and then...

You're in there  ;)
This is bizarre it is like he is just taking the Krew/Supra approach to marketing, but using it in his own pursuit of sponsorship letting the lifestyle shots do all the work.

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2007, 03:32:36 PM »


she's gunna drink the wheels

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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2007, 03:40:16 PM »


she's gunna drink the wheels
hahahahhahahaha

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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2007, 04:03:09 PM »
i'd blap

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2007, 05:26:13 PM »
               DGK
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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2007, 05:43:21 PM »
I believe I have just found my new wife.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2007, 05:49:41 PM »
id love to lipslide her. actually she can lipslide me any time also. backside and frontside.

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2007, 05:56:08 PM »
id love to lipslide her. actually she can lipslide me any time also. backside and frontside.

Yeah. You can get sloppy seconds on our wedding night.

I'll probably start out with a melon grab, and then work my way into a lipslide. I'll then flip that bitch over and tailslide her until the cows come home. Then I'll cum in her face. After that, she's yours bro.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2007, 06:03:22 PM »
Hahaha, I love how there is a picture of her rubbing herself right above the picture of her skating.

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If I'm not getting fucked in the ass on a porno set and the waves are flat you can find me getting air at some of the best skate parks in Cali.


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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2007, 06:38:28 PM »
HAHA, are those OJII's?!!!

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2007, 06:47:13 PM »
bahahahahahaha
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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2007, 06:55:31 PM »


is that switch?

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2007, 06:57:47 PM »
She's got that manly korean face going there.

Does she push mongo?

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2007, 09:14:20 PM »
i bet she gives the best skate head

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2007, 09:17:12 PM »
...i would love to stick my "skate tool" in her (if ya catch my drift)  ;) Hardy-har-har.
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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2007, 09:18:05 PM »
and 'tighten' my 'hard''ware'

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2007, 09:26:15 PM »
skating in booty shorts is pretty gnar

its all in the hips

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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2007, 09:39:31 PM »
avy lee roth skates as well




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Re: porn actress + skateboarder
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2007, 09:43:57 PM »
man, im not into skate chicks.. but i could get down with this.