things that made you laugh today

[Stoeipoes]

[Corby Tender]

I'm sure this has been posted somewhere in the 111 pages of this thread, but I think we need a reminder:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AUdfdzm0EpU&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/AUdfdzm0EpU&rel=1</a>  

*EDIT- Larry Dave?  Whoopsie Goldberg? John Depp?

[starvingrobot]

[Briden]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/iRCcrn9m_wg&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/iRCcrn9m_wg&rel=1</a>

[angryfacedman]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/lwZNuwAK-dc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/lwZNuwAK-dc&rel=1</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mwxE7Ky5hs&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/-mwxE7Ky5hs&rel=1</a>

[beardface]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5yGJGTjV2WE&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/5yGJGTjV2WE&rel=1</a>

Fuck I miss when the Simpsons were that good.

thanks, this post reminded me to watch some of the 18 seasons worth of bootleg simpsons dvds that i bought in china.

i dunno if any one here will enjoy this, but i did. so fuck you.

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html

every song to ever appear on the simpsons ever. EVER!

[slappies]

Sending this to people is always good for a funny freak out by them.

www.sourmath.com

[sparksandblood]

Sending this to people is always good for a funny freak out by them.

i freaked out. thanks

[SFblah]

While eating lunch today I decide to post a "Craig" style note in the hallway to liven it up around here.  I posted this below and it was hilarious listening to 5-6 people who laughed and spenet 20 minutes discussing if it was real.

Did you find some multi-colored paper clips laying directly below here?  If so I believe they are mine as I’ve retraced my steps and am pretty sure I lost them right here.  If you found them then meet me here at 1:00pm Thursday and for a reward we could go and see a movie on Friday or Monday before 5:00pm.  I can’t go any other day than Friday or Monday because I have someone to meet to reward them for something they found that I had lost.  I dropped a golf ball on Harwood St in downtown Dallas and the person who found it may take up my offer for a movie on Thursday and I can’t make it to two movies in the same day.




- Trent

[Upgrayedd]

^^ part of me wishes i worked in office so i could do things like this

[SFblah]

Positive message speach fail at Dallas school.
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http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2009/03/its_one_thing_to_have_gorilla.php



A hip hop artist's visit to a Dallas middle school has sparked controversy.

It's not what he said, or what he did, but what students went home with that's drawing concern.

National hip hop artist Gorilla Zoe visited Pearl C. Anderson Junior High School on Friday.

He was there for a motivational speech but left students with a poster that has some questionable content and left parents wondering why the school allowed it.

This poster contained the cover shot for Gorilla Zoe's new album, showing the rapper smoking, drinking and packing a pistol in his pocket.

Pearl C. Anderson is blanketed in signs prohibiting cigarettes, alcohol and weapons.

So why did every 10 and 11-year-old go home with the poster?

"I'm not with this at all," said one mother.

Some parents were alarmed by the message it sends.

"I don't want this kind of image," the mother said.

The Atlanta-based rap star spoke to the middle school students at an assemby Friday, sharing a positive message.

"He was telling us how we should do better in our classes, how his life was when he was growing up, rap was his last opportunity," said one student.
The artwork at the center of the debate.

The event's promoter tells News 8, the school's principal signed off on the visit but the principal had little to say about sanctioning the poster giveaway.

"The spoken word is just as positive," Benita Noiel-Ashford said.

The handout is also upsetting to some activists.

"He may have talked the talk, but he's not walking the walk," said activist, Ron Wright.

"Parents that have to go out and work to support these kids, shouldn't need this message being sent to children, while they should be getting educated," he said.

It leaves kids with a mixed message - which sign to follow.

[skaterdavid]

Sending this to people is always good for a funny freak out by them.

i freaked out. thanks

Yeah that was really funny. Asshole

[ahlee]

[brooklyn brawler]

I was going through my facebook friends list, and I remembered this one guy I thought would never get a girlfriend. I always thought that the only person who would ever date him was himself.

Six years later, it turns out, I'm right.

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

i was reviewing math in this study nook at school today and i heard some teacher whistling the melody for 'more than this' by roxy music. fuck i love that song

then in the computer lab this moron had his headphones blazing and i thought it would be funny to come in with a huge boombox and blast it. or pretend i've gone deaf and then try to talk to him.

[max power]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/XP5lz2CYNR4&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/XP5lz2CYNR4&rel=1</a>

 i can't imagine a more horrible thing than being at that convention

[busey]

I was going through my facebook friends list, and I remembered this one guy I thought would never get a girlfriend. I always thought that the only person who would ever date him was himself.

Six years later, it turns out, I'm right.

is that love lockdown?

[SFblah]

Today I posted this note in the office on top of the other.  Working in a large office can be fun sometimes.
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I found my multi-colored paper clips yesterday in the parking lot near where I usually park although a bit rusty now.  This issue would have been resolved without my previous post but since some inconsiderate person took my usual parking spot I did not see them on the ground.  Did he/she not see my name written in marker at the front of the parking spot?  If you were planning on meeting me here at 1:00pm Thursday with multi-colored paper clips those aren’t mine so you can return them to the store for a refund, but thank you for the kind gesture.  I apologize to anyone who rearranged their schedule to meet me on Thursday.  If there end up being a few people that show up anyway then maybe we can all go bowling but we have to finish the game before 6:00pm because I have to meet someone for a movie at 7:15pm.  Therefore, I hope you are not slow bowlers but if anyone shows up that you know is not a very good bowler then please tell them we already have full teams.




- Trent

[The Bullet]

wow, those notes are great

[Pelican]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zDiR7UxI8Ow&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/zDiR7UxI8Ow&rel=1</a>

[kilgore.]

old people hate animal collective

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ICwLI96qWic&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ICwLI96qWic&rel=1</a>

[starvingrobot]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zDiR7UxI8Ow&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/zDiR7UxI8Ow&rel=1</a>

HAAHAHA! ohh my god, that is awesome.

[RaunchyKid]

[SFblah]

[SFblah]

PedoBear FTW!

[tag_king]

SFBlah, you are really good at slap. I feel like I could read a novel of those question/answers. Is there an archive?

[angryfacedman]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/62364-2/Jiggin.gif

http://skatefairy.com/Ty_Evans_Staring_Contest_web.mov

[faster!]

i walked by this place a dozen times but never noticed the sign before.

[boyan]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/wm-Stp8NaXQ&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/wm-Stp8NaXQ&rel=1</a>

[loophole]

http://skatefairy.com/Ty_Evans_Staring_Contest_web.mov

wat
 
that's fuked up