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« on: February 17, 2009, 07:36:47 PM »

hope this hasnt been posted....another fully flared rip off, this time it includes skaters. DAMN.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tIBbYDsVK5M&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/tIBbYDsVK5M&rel=1</a>
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 07:40:38 PM »

Haha, that narrator seemed to be doing an awful lot of talking. I'd like to know what he could possibly said to try and explain the correspondence between skateboarding, explosions, and chocolate bars. Anyone with a translation?
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 07:40:56 PM »

wow thats even worse than the toyota commercial, this is almost a complete frame by frame of the fully flared intro

wow this is really pissing me off
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 07:49:50 PM »

Didn't Bachinsky talk about almost being hired for a Snickers commercial in Mexico, but turned it down because they wanted a 20 stair stunt?
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 07:51:30 PM »

Why does everyone have to look so gnarly, duuuuude?
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 07:56:06 PM »

completamente quemado no es tu putachincale
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 08:27:03 PM »

I'd be down as hell for some candy.
Where do I sign?
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 08:28:42 PM »

i wonder if they can sue?
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 09:48:42 PM »

Haha, that narrator seemed to be doing an awful lot of talking. I'd like to know what he could possibly said to try and explain the correspondence between skateboarding, explosions, and chocolate bars. Anyone with a translation?




OK... It's so lame that I even felt embarrased typing that nonsense. It goes something like this:

La vida está llena de obstáculos.
Cuando pasas uno, viene otro,
Y luego otro, y luego otro.
Y cada vez son más difíciles.
A veces pienso que la vida estará llena de retos.
Espero que sí, porque tengo hambre de más.



Life is full of obstacles.
When you pass one, along comes another,
And then another one, and then another one.
And they come even more difficult.
Sometimes I think life will be full of challenges.
I hope so, because I am hungry for more.




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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 11:13:32 PM »

Hahah
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 11:17:17 PM »

Bachinsky is so lame. That rail wasn't even big, I could've done that.
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 11:43:52 PM »

ooh that a nice Lakai rip off
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 12:50:29 AM »

wack....
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 05:51:44 AM »

wack....
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 06:14:40 AM »

What's the name of the girl in your avatar, Mr. Knife Song?  It's driving me nuts...

Maybe Jordan Capri? Like the avatar though...
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 07:13:57 AM »

I am extremely hungry for moar.
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 07:24:30 AM »

I don´t think snickers gives a fuck about skateboarders, the rest of the mainstream haven´t even heard of fully flared.
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 07:35:07 AM »

wow that was awul
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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2009, 07:46:23 AM »

Snickers are fucking delicious! Toyota's, however, generally have the shitiest driver behind the wheel.
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« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2009, 07:47:53 AM »

Snicks and Jones soda
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« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2009, 08:45:32 AM »

Life is full of obstacles.
When you pass one, along comes another,
And then another one, and then another one.
And they come even more difficult.
Sometimes I think life will be full of challenges.
I hope so, because I am hungry for more.


Hahaha, thank you! I watched it again while reading along with the English text and all I could think of was those motivational posters you see on the ceiling above the chairs when you go to the dentist.

Snickers blew it on this one, unless they were trying to appeal to people who frequently need fillings.
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« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2009, 09:31:30 AM »

Snickers King Size and some purple drank, son!
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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2009, 09:36:18 AM »

The general population is retarded.
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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2009, 11:46:38 AM »

I'd be down as hell for some candy.
Where do I sign?

you don't dan.
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« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2009, 12:21:52 PM »

that comercial basicly says "eat our candy bar, and shit will blow up when you skate it."

im in! sign me up!
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« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2009, 01:13:43 PM »

Does this only happen with Mexican Snickers?
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« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2009, 03:10:30 PM »

wow that was awul
That commercial didnt even do the Lakai intro justice
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« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2009, 03:39:11 PM »

hahaha
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2009, 11:57:03 PM »

I don´t think snickers gives a fuck about skateboarders, the rest of the mainstream haven´t even heard of fully flared.

what would lead anybody to believe that snickers would give a fuck about skateboarders?

some marketing guy at snickers probably procrastinated until the morning before he was supposed to present them some idea for a commercial,  and then came up with this idea in ten or so minutes after walking in on his son watching fully flared. 

I'm sure dude wasn't thinking " I got this idea but im just not sure how will the core sk8rs will feel about it,  ill give it a go anyways"
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I thought about this the other day, and I wrote something down on a piece of paper but I can't remember where I put it or what it said.
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« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2009, 12:19:45 AM »

i bet the business people felt that the act of skateboarding alone wouldn't sell.
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So I'm elmoed out and leaving words out sentences cuz lazy and skool not even
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