so i'm watching 2 girls 1 cup for like the 1000th time (shit's hilarious!) and I suddenly thought 'hmm what's the most perverted thing i've ever done?' and i realized what it was;
SO, I must have been around 9 or 10 when my grandma got this dog she called Bungie who, supposedly, was half dog/half wolf. This immediately sparked an interest with my brother and I, who had been into wild animals like tigers, lions, bears, and especially wolves. (lol this is fucked up talking about haha) Well anyways, one day while my grandma was babysitting us, I started getting really bored and my brother fell asleep on the couch so I couldn't make him play with me or anything and we had just had a huge argument over these Pokemon toys our mother had bought us the day before so it didn't really matter. Grandma was downstairs in the basement doing the laundry and Bungie the wolf dog was sitting beside me with his tongue out. (like your mom LOL jk haha) I started getting this really fucked idea that I wanted to do something to my brother while he was sleeping. I thought about drawing on him, but that was too boring and I didn't have a pen. So I called Bungie the wolf dog over with me and I carefully unzipped my brothers shorts and pulled out his penis. (fuck me) I was trying to drag Bungie over by his collar but he wouldn't come any closer, and I didn't want to wake my brother up or else my scheme would be ruined. At this point, one hand was clasped around my brothers 8 year old cock, and the other around Bungie the wolf dog's collar, and my arms are stretched about as far as they could go. Well in the middle of all this ruckus I hear my grandma scream behind me and I turn to see her with the most disgusted look on her face staring at me. I immediately let go of my brothers penis and ran out the door. I didn't return back for a good 3 hours or so and when I did my grandma told me NOT to tell another living person about this, especially my grandfather who is HATES homosexuals with all his mite. I didn't tell anybody about this until a couple of years ago when my dad made me go see a shrink.
well that's my fucked up, perverted story haha, now what's yours?
peace,
Elijah