most perverted thing you've done

[Perfect Cock]

Come on guys, get really nasty.

[RaunchyKid]

^
Have you actually done that, though? Playing with shit doesn't make me horny and it's actually pretty gross, just thinking about it. But, if you have a shit fetish, go for it.

[Tom Foolery 2.0]

....teabagged my dog with peanut butter on my nuts.    dont act like you havent done it !

[ZipZinger]

Besides that picture up there I should have gotten into this thread sooner.

[Tom Foolery 2.0]

....teabagged my dog with peanut butter on my nuts.    dont act like you havent done it !

I hope you are joking 

i dont mean recently, i mean when i was a little kid.   yea.

[Boobies]

Come on guys, get really nasty.

Fuck you dude.
I was eating rolo ice cream and laughing my ass off at this thread, Until I saw your photo.
Now I don't think Im going to finish my ice cream

[sven thorkel]

if being a sugar puss leads to a yeast infection, i dont want to know what sort of dough is going to come out of that one

[therealmario]

thats seriously the sickest fuckin shit i've ever seen.
worse than that dude who died from fuckin a horse.

can't unsee...

[UncleBobo]

yeah can someone delete that pic please haha

high school was rough....no homo and i was in an all boys school but you know how those days go when you just cant stop thinking about pussy like maybe it was that chick you saw on the train or maybe its your fat lesbian spanish teacher whatever you just gotta rageing  boner all day type feeling...i used to take the corner urinal sometimes and if no one was there wack off into it....sketchy yeahhhh

[UncleBobo]

and while im at it when i was like 16 i used to look for like jail bait porn online cause i wanted to see bitches that were more of my age....probably not a good idea

[DMH]

Purposely jacked off onto the soap in the shower that I knew my brother was going to use right after me.

[RaunchyKid]

and while im at it when i was like 16 i used to look for like jail bait porn online cause i wanted to see bitches that were more of my age....probably not a good idea

Did you get caught or anything? I didn't care because I had a MILF obsession from fourth grade until twelfth grade. Then, After that, it was mostly amateur porn and chicks around my age.

[iwshilvdnfinland]

In highschool my girlfriend and I were laying on her couch under a blanket watching tv while her 10 yr old neice was sitting in the chair about 5 ft away. The rest of the family was downstairs eating lunch or some shit.  I thought it would be funny just to play with the gf's boobs knowing her neice was right there but then I wanted to see how far she'd let me get before shutting me down.  So after the boobs I went for the pants and she just laughed and thought it was funny.  Gradually I pulled her pants off and unzipped mine and we started going for it as subtle as possible.

Then her dad and aunt came upstairs and it was fucking scary as shit knowing if they told us to get up right then and come downstairs we'd be in a shitload of trouble.  Her with no pants at all and me with my boner sticking outta my purple Blind jeans while her neice was watching cartoons 5 ft away.

i did the exact same shit when i was with my first girlfriend when i was in like 9th grade, kind of shit makes me feel hella weird nowadays


there's alot of ridiculous shit in here, and nothing that i could ever match up with

[Pug Life]

Bump.

[CigaretteBeer]

http://pacoporn.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=3081&title=Tone___nuts_in_da_ass__dick_in_tha_pussy

[Watson]

Ahahah fuck dude I saw that clip years ago, and thought it was the funniest thing ever, and have told many of my friends about it. So stoked you posted that link.

I love when you're watching black dudes in porn and they are being hella thugged out. The best is when he pops his balls out of her ass and goes "BOO-YA!"

[EastCoastLove]

HAHAHA!!!! 

[Watson]

Alright it's about time this thread got bumped.

So I used to bang this girl that my friends named "Asian Whore." Before I started fucking her I was not really experienced with sex. Like I had had a fair amount of sex, but nothing too crazy. To quote Eric Burdon "she was brown, and I was pretty green." This girl was a freak. Like everything you've ever wanted to do to a girl but didn't have the nerve to ask, she would bring it up on her own.
"You know, you don't always have to come in the condom. You can come on my face."
"You know, you don't always have to fuck my pussy. I like it in the ass."
"Hey, have you ever had a girl lick your ass?"
"Have you ever choked anyone while you were fucking them?"
It was all too easy for a 22 year old who had been watching porn since he was 8. But besides being a freak to the highest degree, she was also annoying as fuck. I ended up hating her guts, but that didn't stop me from being "fuck buddies" with her for at least a year, maybe a year and a half, because you know sometimes hate sex is the best sex. But it really turned into one of those drive over there, no small talk, do your thing, get the fuck out type of situations.

So one of those times I cruised over there for an afternoon session, and halfway through she asked me to stick it in her ass. Being the honorable gentleman that I am, how could I refuse a lady's request? So after a few minutes of ass fucking, I started to smell something funny, and I looked down and there was shit-cream all over the bottom of my dick and my pubic area. It was so gross. Looked like really light coloured pudding. And it stunk. So I got super mad at her and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK?! Why would you get me to fuck you in your ass if you haven't taken a shit all day?!" So I stormed across the hall to the bathroom, threw the condom in the toilet and I grabbed a face towel off of the towel rack on the wall and wiped myself off. Just as I opened up the hamper, and because I was so mad at her and already hated her so much, instead of throwing it in the hamper I neatly re-folded the towel with the shit-cream on the inside, and put it back on the towel rack. Then when I got out of the bathroom she wanted me to fuck her again and I said "Fuck no! I'm fuckin grossed out. I'm out of here!"

It was a horrible thing to do, but I still get a laugh to this day thinking of her super old, tiny little Asian mom who looked like Yoda wiping her face off on the backside of a shit-cream towel.

[starvingrobot]

^THANK YOU, WATSON!

[Otis Shredding]

Wow.

[Livin The Psychedelic Lif]

you should of taken it to the next step and said "only if you clean it orally!"
obviously just to see what her limits would be.

[Corby Tender]

I just saw that picture for the first time today.

The only words that I could think of to express my feelings were "NO........NO...."

[The Gipper]

wow watson... wow.
What a great story.

[James Joyce]

To the cuntface who posted that horrible shit pic thanks. Now everyone in my lecture thearte treats me like a leper.


If anyone goes to the University of Auckland I'm the infamous toilet bandit. I go into toilets when no ones looking and take shits on the floor, in urinals, towel dispensers etc. I've snuck into the female toilets and have written notes on stalls that said I would film you taking dump for $300; send in picture and email to so and so puppet email account. I've amassed so many accounts, and facebook friends that it would honestly fill the Myspace thread.

[The Gipper]

Sounds like they rightfully treat you like a leper, but anyway, I think that belongs more in the disgusting things you do thread.

[RaunchyKid]

wow watson... wow.
What a great story.

I think that's pretty disgusting. But, Watson didn't do any of that stuff.

Hey, Watson, did she shit or did it just get on your dick while you fucked her?

[The Gipper]

wow watson... wow.
What a great story.

I think that's pretty disgusting. But, Watson didn't do any of that stuff.

Hey, Watson, did she shit or did it just get on your dick while you fucked her?

See, that's what I'm thinking about yours too generic of stories. Seem like random shit you just thought off the top of your head to sound raw. Watson's was good enough that I enjoyed it even if it was fake.
And the stuff Watson is talking about is real. Its called "Santorum" after this homophobic senator:

[RaunchyKid]

Oh. I didn't mean that Watson was lying. I meant that the nasty bitch that he fucked was the one that did the nasty shit. And, there isn't any point in lying on a message board. That would be pathetic and I would not gain anything out of that. I guess the reason it sounds generic is because it was list. But, it was a compilation of stuff that I did over the years. I haven't done anything extremely perverted.

[j0rdan]

http://pacoporn.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=3081&title=Tone___nuts_in_da_ass__dick_in_tha_pussy

awww nigga

[Watson]

Raunchy, nah, she didn't full on shit. It just started seeping out like I said, like cream. It was fucking disgusting yet fascinating. I can't forget the colour of it.

I got tons of good stories, but let's have some other people post before I get carried away hahaha.

Oh and Gipper I'm glad you enjoyed it regardless of the validity, but I assure you my friend that it is 100% true. I'm not like some big stud, nor do I consider myself some crazy sexual perv, but I somehow always find myself in some insane situations that make for great stories.