He looks like that dude your ex fell in love with, when she had to do some self-realization by attending a full moon party, and get a picture of her doing yoga, while being on a vegetarian diet, and therefore, you break up, when she returns, but after two weeks you are like "nah fuck you, I don't want to be associated with that yoga bong-head", and then you will use the rest of your life in doubt about whether or not it was the right thing to do to dump her.
But congratulations to Tyler