Author Topic: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem  (Read 4277 times)

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2018, 12:52:54 PM »
This shit is terrible
I wish this dood would get hit by a car, again.

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2018, 12:56:01 PM »
stupid. but always thought that al davis is method man

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2018, 01:10:50 PM »
shit article

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2018, 01:12:44 PM »
I thought there was a chance this article could be bad, but oh boy, not this bad.
From the start, comparing Tupac to Dylan....fucking cringe.

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2018, 01:19:34 PM »
Shit

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2018, 01:20:44 PM »
jereme rogers - gentle jones

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2018, 01:29:38 PM »
jereme rogers - gentle jones
For a dude who doesn’t want people to think he’s a nazi, you sure are mad at that dude for exposing a nazi. Its weird how not being a racist you always end up on the racist side of shit

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2018, 01:32:09 PM »
jereme rogers - gentle jones
For a dude who doesn’t want people to think he’s a nazi, you sure are mad at that dude for exposing a nazi. Its weird how not being a racist you always end up on the racist side of shit
wrong thread guy, dude is lame for gratuitous self promotion. and white rapping.

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2018, 01:37:58 PM »
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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2018, 01:42:01 PM »
Wiz Khalifa - Boo Johnson

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2018, 01:46:45 PM »
Brian Wenning - Fat Joe
Ali Boulala - DMX
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino - Big Daddy Kane
Dune - Doo Doo Brown
Andrew Brophy - RZA

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2018, 01:48:51 PM »
I don't want to take away from how bad the comparisons were, but the drawings were equally terrible. Especially Ishod and Nyjah.

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2018, 01:49:59 PM »
I don't want to take away from how bad the comparisons were, but the drawings were equally terrible. Especially Ishod and Nyjah.
pj looked ancient but i didn't wanna criticize since i doubt i could draw pj

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2018, 01:52:30 PM »
jereme rogers - gentle jones
For a dude who doesn’t want people to think he’s a nazi, you sure are mad at that dude for exposing a nazi. Its weird how not being a racist you always end up on the racist side of shit
wrong thread guy, dude is lame for gratuitous self promotion. and white rapping.
Every thread you are in is the right thread. You are obsessed with him because he made a nazi feel unwelcome in skating, which is why you care at all about his self promoting.

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2018, 02:11:11 PM »
Worst article I only skimmed through in a very long time. Who was the author of this and what’s their credientials as far as hip hop goes? A fuckin slap thread woulda been better than this shit

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2018, 02:12:28 PM »
ave and dill as outkast (big boi and andre 3000, respectively)

also was trying to think of a team that could fit for wu-tang clan. first thing that came to mind was girl, mainly based on the insane talents of all the members and the launching of numerous side projects. and the similar timeline of the discography/videography: enter the wu-tang ('93)/goldfish ('94), wu-tang forever ('97)/mouse ('96), the w ('00)/yeah right ('03). was thinking carroll/howard in the gza/rza role, koston as method man?

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2018, 02:13:24 PM »
my hip hop credentials arent in order, but Muska's gotta be Muska

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2018, 02:35:31 PM »
jereme rogers - gentle jones
For a dude who doesn’t want people to think he’s a nazi, you sure are mad at that dude for exposing a nazi. Its weird how not being a racist you always end up on the racist side of shit
wrong thread guy, dude is lame for gratuitous self promotion. and white rapping.
Every thread you are in is the right thread. You are obsessed with him because he made a nazi feel unwelcome in skating, which is why you care at all about his self promoting.

i wasn't self promoting. i was literally fighting an army of 4-chan trolls.

but it turned out pretty ok.

please let me know when the slap forum rap battle is because i am all in

in the meantime i will be following the heartwarming spiritual journey that is jason jessee's insta stories and waiting for schmitty to make his account public again

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2018, 03:07:34 PM »
Ishod is wayne not Quavo

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2018, 03:11:50 PM »
Steve Berra - Mike Shinoda
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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2018, 03:13:25 PM »
They got Tony Hawk looking like a fucking Skyrim NPC.
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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2018, 03:31:42 PM »
That was brutal, one of jenkems worst articles
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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2018, 03:37:01 PM »
Looks like the illustrator had never seen pictures of any of these people and solely went off of written descriptions.



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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2018, 03:39:11 PM »
I don't want to take away from how bad the comparisons were, but the drawings were equally terrible. Especially Ishod and Nyjah.
pj looked ancient but i didn't wanna criticize since i doubt i could draw pj

haha give them a break!! all their good drawings were used for their latest book!!  ;D

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2018, 03:56:58 PM »
Jereme Rogers - Riff Raff
Jamie Foy - Rick Ross
Leticia Bufoni - Nicki Minaj
« Last Edit: June 11, 2018, 04:26:48 PM by nocomply900 »

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2018, 04:30:56 PM »
THAT SHIT WAS TERRIBLE

DYLAN = 2 PAC

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND JUST STOP

LET PPL WHO PASSED AWAY JUST REST

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2018, 04:49:29 PM »
Jereme Rogers - Riff Raff

This is good, but I think Jereme is more out of his mind than riff raff, somehow

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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2018, 04:57:57 PM »
Fred Gall- ODB
Chris Gentry- Chris Gentry
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Neen Williams- Waka Flaka (with a side of chana masala)
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Re: Skaters and their Rapper equivalents by Jenkem
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2018, 05:40:26 PM »
Jereme Rogers - Riff Raff
Jamie Foy - Rick Ross
Leticia Bufoni - Nicki Minaj

did LOL! Jereme could also be himself really
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