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Ultra Karen

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A beautiful place
« on: April 22, 2020, 10:57:05 AM »
To focus. Bye slap. I enjoyed my time here. Take care of yourselves and stay safe.

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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2020, 12:51:46 AM »
Ultra Karen was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Ultra Karen. Ultra Karen, who loved bowling. And so, Ultra Karen, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince

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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2020, 01:16:22 AM »
You'll be back.

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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2020, 03:32:43 AM »
Hasta Luego
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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2020, 09:03:52 AM »
Ultra Karen was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Ultra Karen. Ultra Karen, who loved bowling. And so, Ultra Karen, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince
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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2020, 03:16:36 PM »
Thank you, UK.
Your schtick was as delightful as your exit was classy.
Peace be upon you.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2020, 04:50:32 PM »
May you live, love, and laugh for eternity Ultra Karen.

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Re: A beautiful place
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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2020, 09:23:47 AM »
Goodbye again

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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2020, 09:48:38 AM »
Farewell
Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It’s the courage to continue that counts.

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Re: A beautiful place
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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2020, 12:28:29 PM »
Wish day savior would stop sucking.



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Re: A beautiful place
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2020, 09:59:39 AM »
Wish day savior would stop sucking.