Author Topic: Jerry Gurney "Ride the Lightning": Blood Wizard/Devils Lettuce Metal Mad Man Rai (Read 7737 times)

my english is bad · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2018, 08:39:53 PM »

I know Jerry is super cheesy and kookie but damm i love his skating

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2018, 08:42:09 PM »

Remember when he used to be like this?

...Few people probably do. I just wonder what inspired his seemingly major shift in behaviour and image. Like if he was advised by Blood Wizard to cultivate some kind of image so that he could have longevity in skating.

cloudy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2018, 09:49:19 PM »

jesus, danielle haim really let herself go

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2018, 12:29:32 AM »

I wonder how many pro skateboards have crazy sword collections.

Davie Dick · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2018, 01:56:23 AM »

i get it, the whole ironic metalhead schtick, but he is completely insufferable

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2018, 03:28:47 AM »

I used to really like Gurney now with his dumbass fake metalhead dweeb persona I really can’t watch more than 30 seconds of anything with him in it.
Jerry if you’re out there, shave your head, put your glasses back on, stop playing air guitar, and just be yourself.
Probably lay off the coke (I assume ) too.
Thanks.... from all of us at Slap

snowman600 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2018, 03:29:51 AM »

Quote from: Adam Abbas on June 28, 2018, 08:42:09 PM

Remember when he used to be like this?

...Few people probably do. I just wonder what inspired his seemingly major shift in behaviour and image. Like if he was advised by Blood Wizard to cultivate some kind of image so that he could have longevity in skating.

wow abbas, thanks for the mind-fuck!

Jud Nestorkins · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2018, 03:41:27 AM »

Quote from: Adam Abbas on June 28, 2018, 08:42:09 PM

Remember when he used to be like this?

...Few people probably do. I just wonder what inspired his seemingly major shift in behaviour and image. Like if he was advised by Blood Wizard to cultivate some kind of image so that he could have longevity in skating.

It's just like how a lot of people forget Elijah Berle used to be like this...

bawtawdinfinity · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2018, 04:37:50 AM »

Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on June 29, 2018, 03:28:47 AM

I used to really like Gurney now with his dumbass fake metalhead dweeb persona I really can’t watch more than 30 seconds of anything with him in it.
Jerry if you’re out there, shave your head, put your glasses back on, stop playing air guitar, and just be yourself.
Probably lay off the coke (I assume ) too.
Thanks.... from all of us at Slap

Hes left the cocoon and is now spreading his beautiful butterfly wings. Don't hate a man for spreading his butterfly wings.

heckler · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2018, 04:57:03 AM »

Quote from: Jud Nestorkins on June 29, 2018, 03:41:27 AM

Quote from: Adam Abbas on June 28, 2018, 08:42:09 PM
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Remember when he used to be like this?

...Few people probably do. I just wonder what inspired his seemingly major shift in behaviour and image. Like if he was advised by Blood Wizard to cultivate some kind of image so that he could have longevity in skating.
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It's just like how a lot of people forget Elijah Berle used to be like this...

The difference is Elijah Berle was barely a teenager when he switched up his gear, whereas Jerry Gurney seems to be a full fledged adult man who cultivated a corny-as-hell persona seemingly overnight.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2018, 05:24:12 AM »

Also current Elijah Berle looks pretty much where you would expect that kid to go. Jerry Gurney's a fuckin clown

slappies · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2018, 05:24:22 AM »

One time I talked to Jerry on Omegle pre-FUBAR look. He said he rode for Blood Wizard (which was fairly new at the time) and I said "Oh cool like Chris Senn?" and he laughed at me and said "Uh yeah, like Chris Senn". So fuck you Jerry Gurney, don't laugh at me.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2018, 05:59:57 AM »

dude is unwatchable

Watson · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2018, 02:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Adam Abbas on June 28, 2018, 08:42:09 PM

Remember when he used to be like this?

Wow, that's insane. This dude is such a false kook. If I were on that King Of The Road where Enjoi had to go act like a fucking loser with this dude I would have had to chose to abstain from the challenge and get kicked off the team for losing points.

The plus side of that would be that I wouldn't end up on that corny ass cover wearing tassles and also I wouldn't have to ride for Enjoi.

pointandclick · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2018, 04:00:55 PM »

people are giving him such shit for this, does no one remember chris haslam changing his style from bald deca to slightly hesh to full metal guy too? gimmie a break, people change.

rejectpaul · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2018, 04:21:18 PM »

His part in the forst Blood Wizard video was like this and he skates to not metal music!
He had a much better style back then! ~~Will try find the video~~
EDIT: found the video! he starts around the 20.10 mark

Willie · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2018, 04:22:12 PM »

Quote from: pointandclick on June 29, 2018, 04:00:55 PM

people are giving him such shit for this, does no one remember chris haslam changing his style from bald deca to slightly hesh to full metal guy too? gimmie a break, people change.

That's fair. There have been 3+ Ethan Fowlers and 6+ Jim Grecos.

ohhyess · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2018, 04:27:04 PM »

his skating is sick but everyone knows drugs and alcohol just leads to less time spent skating.

Roisto · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2018, 12:15:17 AM »

He thinks he's funnier than he is. Those kind of people are the worst. If you think you're funny, you most probably aren't. If he didn't try so hard, he'd probably be a lot more enjoiable.

roscoemoore1 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2018, 04:27:46 AM »

this guy really fucking irritates me. fuck you jerry gurney.

Burt Ward · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2018, 04:31:32 AM »

EASILY the worst schtick in skateboarding right now.

cloudy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2018, 05:03:12 AM »

Quote from: Burt Ward on June 30, 2018, 04:31:32 AM

EASILY the worst schtick in skateboarding right now.

that's interesting - the idea that this is just shtick (which i mean, obviously it is, but i'm thinking more in a comic theme/gimmick sense). having seen/heard what this dude once looked/sounded like, it's funny to think that he might be on some long, drawn-out performance art shtick, a la joaquin phoenix in i'm still here. or like when tyrone olson and chris casey joined forces in almost round 3 to become william patrick...

coyote2425 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2018, 07:11:11 AM »

Quote from: ohhyess on June 29, 2018, 04:27:04 PM

his skating is sick but everyone knows drugs and alcohol just leads to less time spent skating.

Watson · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2018, 09:46:26 AM »

Quote from: pointandclick on June 29, 2018, 04:00:55 PM

people are giving him such shit for this, does no one remember chris haslam changing his style from bald deca to slightly hesh to full metal guy too? gimmie a break, people change.

Yeah but everyone knows Haslam is wack and looks stupid too. Super nice guy, but fucking Dragonforce? Come on. I think it's just that he's a nice guy who looks dumb and didn't adopt a full on persona like Gurney. Although I used to cringe XXL hard at that "Kraychee" shit or whatever that catchphrase was.

my english is bad · « **Reply #25 on:** June 30, 2018, 10:08:46 AM »

people hating on Jerry metal gimmic but forget that Jim Greco have a carrer of wacky gimmics

Watson · « **Reply #26 on:** June 30, 2018, 10:37:10 AM »

NO ONE has ever forgotten about Jimmy's personality crises.

ill_Murray · « **Reply #27 on:** June 30, 2018, 10:57:50 AM »

Quote from: slappies on June 29, 2018, 05:24:22 AM

One time I talked to Jerry on Omegle

I could definitely understand mistaking a webcam quality penis for Jerry Gurney

Pigeon · « **Reply #28 on:** June 30, 2018, 10:59:19 AM »

I could only watch the first bit where he snorted actual snow and then threw his knife up...kind of wish it hit him.

Willie · « **Reply #29 on:** June 30, 2018, 11:04:26 AM »

With this particular individual, I actually buy the idea that heavy metal caused this.

Author Topic: Jerry Gurney "Ride the Lightning": Blood Wizard/Devils Lettuce Metal Mad Man Rai (Read 7737 times)

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