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PincherBug

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King of the Road S3
« on: June 29, 2018, 09:21:32 AM »
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my mom made me wear a helmet but i kept it unbuckled cuz i didnít give a fuck

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2018, 02:46:18 PM »
I thought this was premiering in July?

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2018, 04:43:03 PM »
hey here's rick mccrank's new show
you over think things,this isnít about bills and complicated cybercomputer cryptometer calculus taxes, itís about shredding the fuck, and doing late shit outta pole jams and watching Air Force one and just vibing

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2018, 05:45:37 PM »
Gott admit, after realizing how fucked this country is due to the current political shit storm we are all in, KOTR is a great escape from all things fucked up into things fucked up in a more enjoyable manner.

It's a friendly reminder that the direction of life is always open for interpretation. 

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2018, 06:16:29 PM »
Laughed many times... Wanna go skating now...

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2018, 06:53:54 PM »

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2018, 07:00:20 PM »
Madars Apse sounds like an alien trying to do an impression of a human to blend in.

Evan Smith is very sick on a skateboard... but probably shouldn't be filmed talking any more.

I'm pulling for Foundation because I like the Sinclair hating on his own team and vice versa dynamic.
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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2018, 07:34:14 PM »
Justin Brock, Team Manager of Real?

Andrew Allen is a living legend and must be protected.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2018, 07:37:55 PM »
Justin Brock, Team Manager of Real?


Actually a brilliant move on Real's part, giving them one more gnarly dude in the van like that dude who was the coach and still played in Slapshot. 

Sinclair's fatass isn't flipping anything but cheeseburgers into his mouth but Brock can at least skate.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2018, 07:56:42 PM »
The wedding was really beautiful.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2018, 08:00:20 PM »
people who don't like KOTR don't realize how bad it could be

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2018, 08:03:55 PM »
That wedding haha! Them reciting the vows was so awkward and amazing.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2018, 08:38:02 PM »
Based on the first episode, Evan will probably be MVP

The wedding!!

LOL at Nyjah's face when Rhino suggested he should get married

I'm hyped for this season



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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2018, 09:35:31 PM »
The intros giving me flashbacks to like Pawn Stars and American Pickers and whatever super formulaic reality shows I was watching like 5 years ago was made worth it by the skating. Pole jam contest alone was gnarly.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2018, 10:26:55 PM »
can anyone dial up post radical for non americans?

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2018, 12:08:30 AM »
It really stressed me out that Glick couldn't pee in 2 minutes to secure some solid points, especially since no one on that team makes money, which is another thing I genuinely find disturbing and don't believe Foundation has no money to pay their riders. You feel good being the only person in your van who gets a paycheck Sinclair? Go fuck yourself.
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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2018, 12:22:12 AM »
the wedding stuff was golden

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2018, 04:27:54 AM »
The intros giving me flashbacks to like Pawn Stars and American Pickers and whatever super formulaic reality shows I was watching like 5 years ago was made worth it by the skating. Pole jam contest alone was gnarly.

seeing zion take that slam and then walk away limping, telling andy roy he wasn't fucking with the thing anymore, it got me wondering. do you think those big brands (nike, red bull, monster energy) are down with their riders (dudes like zion and ninejah) participating in kotr? i could see somewhere down the road these "athlete" companies incorporating a list of prohibited activities into their riders' contracts, similar to what goes on in the mlb/nba/nfl. i remember when andrew bynum blew out his knee while bowling, and people got pissed saying that this guy shouldn't be doing any activities that could compromise his health during the season. i could see red bull telling their dudes like hey, no doing six foot pole jams during the sls season. at the end of the day, it is skateboarding, and they are professional skateboaders, but i could see the suits thinking that a lot of the unsavory antics that go down on kotr aren't great for that mainstream, sls audience they're trying to reach. but then i was thinking, maybe they are backing it, in the sense that it could add to these dudes' "street cred."

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2018, 06:36:21 AM »
Madars Apse sounds like an alien trying to do an impression of a human to blend in.

Evan Smith is very sick on a skateboard... but probably shouldn't be filmed talking any more.

I'm pulling for Foundation because I like the Sinclair hating on his own team and vice versa dynamic.


Thatís how I felt about Nyjah whenever anybody talked to him and he would just fake laugh.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2018, 08:05:37 AM »
europe's like the capitol of england and france and whatever

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2018, 09:29:03 AM »
That wedding was hilarious, these episodes are going to be great

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2018, 10:14:01 AM »
that was awesome.  really impressed, i was cracking up the whole time.

and i don't think it's nearly as deep as the post a couple up makes it out to be.  Zion not wanting to fuck with a head high pole jam is just that...not wanting to fuck with a head high pole jam. 
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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2018, 10:33:48 AM »
"KING OF THE FUCKIN ROAAAAAAAAAAH"

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2018, 10:56:02 AM »
Zion's indy transfer during the race was dope

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2018, 12:02:04 PM »
that was sick, that pole jam was super deadly.

so i guess justin brock can't earn points by skating then if he's a tm? i was kinda stoked to see him in this.

He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2018, 02:06:45 PM »
marriage scene had me tearin up :'(
I can see why people think Slap is a bunch of retards; multiple people think Menikmati is the worst skate video of all time?

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2018, 02:08:46 PM »
Sinclair is my favorite part of this show by far.

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2018, 02:54:18 PM »
KOTR Rules

KWalk and Zion are going to own the skate challenges for REAL

Did Nyjah even do one trick in the whole episode?

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2018, 03:23:25 PM »
Does anyone know if they're doing the same format as last year? As in the episode is available to view online for a week until the next one is out, or am I going to have watch the bootleg youtube version of these?

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Re: King of the Road S3E1
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2018, 03:35:50 PM »
what even is a jigsaw puzzle these days?