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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #240 on: August 09, 2018, 03:01:24 AM »
why are people calling Foundation are underdogs, they have it easy:

Real - chill at a park you know and cook food
Element - have a pillow fight on a mini-ramp
Foundation - go across SF with Phelps and do tricks on Cover Spots including one into a freeway, eat while bombing a hill

Madars is Euro Garth Algar

Dumb ass Burnett literally wearing a professors graduation robes (and orgy mask) for a medieval thing talking about Ragnarok to a bunch of knights.   

What’s the point of winning the ability to pick a mystery guest first if you can’t tell anything about them?  Maybe if they stood closer and you could guess based off their shoes or something. 

Thank god we were spared even and jaws playing off each other, though I was bummed that Zion and Foy couldn’t be together
Lol at the comparison of days.
the kickflip wasn’t a freeway on ramp though, its on Cesar Chavez when it cuts under the freeway.
Pretty sure Burnett’s mask was a plague era doctor mask.

Ohh right - the actual plague ones were like full face ones, but that’s def what they’re playing off of.   Regardless, it’s still probably 500 years off the time of knights. 

Cool to know about the Chavez spot.  That photo looked pretty sick (they all looked good).  Do you or any other SF guys know if that Cardiel rail is right outside Thrasher or something.  It seems like it’s been in every season so far

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #241 on: August 09, 2018, 06:11:47 AM »
Makes me sick Burnett said valhalla instead of avalon! Boycott KotR!

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« Reply #242 on: August 09, 2018, 06:39:20 AM »
I hope someone else wins the 'grossest thing eaten' challenge because I'm tired of watching Evan Smith do anything other than skate in this show.

Wasn't Erick Winkowski supposed to be a mystery guest?

Evan Smith has been killing tricks all shroom'd out.

This week he did every challenge with 4 trucks, including a perfect kf crooks on a handrail and I think a back smith.

Then he back 3'd off that fucking dirt launch ramp first try.

No doubt he's a disgusting human, but he rips hard imo...

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #243 on: August 09, 2018, 09:05:46 AM »
I can't stand burnett

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #244 on: August 09, 2018, 09:36:54 AM »
Yeah, though Even is cringey in so many ways he’s undeniably one of the best on a skateboard these days. I could smell that dogshit through my screen, so disgusting.

Merlino’s slow-mo’d Superman and Sinclair’s “I’m driving down a mountain right now” made me fucking LOL.

Agreed that Foundation are receiving the shitty end of city challenges, seems like there’s always one team every year that happens to.

I can’t believe how easy hippie ollieing (?) bump to bars are for people these days.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #245 on: August 09, 2018, 11:25:35 AM »
Evan already had MVP locked up by like the 2nd episode. Truly impressive.

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« Reply #246 on: August 09, 2018, 11:49:06 AM »
Yeah, though Even is cringey in so many ways he’s undeniably one of the best on a skateboard these days. I could smell that dogshit through my screen, so disgusting.

Merlino’s slow-mo’d Superman and Sinclair’s “I’m driving down a mountain right now” made me fucking LOL.

Agreed that Foundation are receiving the shitty end of city challenges, seems like there’s always one team every year that happens to.

I can’t believe how easy hippie ollieing (?) bump to bars are for people these days.

Merlino is a nutjob... Funny as shit and talented as hell.

That 5-0 down what I think was a 9 stair, on bearings only... How tf do you lock into that?

Then he's explaining to his dad; that he had just pissed into his own mouth, while shitting. Damn...

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #247 on: August 09, 2018, 11:54:39 AM »
I can't stand burnett


He seemed cool in older interviews about photography.

His "extroverted emcee (dad age)" personality is fucking cringey. He's in the same league as Schaefer and Zitzer.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #248 on: August 09, 2018, 12:56:43 PM »
why are people calling Foundation are underdogs, they have it easy:

Real - chill at a park you know and cook food
Element - have a pillow fight on a mini-ramp
Foundation - go across SF with Phelps and do tricks on Cover Spots including one into a freeway, eat while bombing a hill

Madars is Euro Garth Algar

Dumb ass Burnett literally wearing a professors graduation robes (and orgy mask) for a medieval thing talking about Ragnarok to a bunch of knights.   

What’s the point of winning the ability to pick a mystery guest first if you can’t tell anything about them?  Maybe if they stood closer and you could guess based off their shoes or something. 

Thank god we were spared even and jaws playing off each other, though I was bummed that Zion and Foy couldn’t be together
Lol at the comparison of days.
the kickflip wasn’t a freeway on ramp though, its on Cesar Chavez when it cuts under the freeway.
Pretty sure Burnett’s mask was a plague era doctor mask.

Ohh right - the actual plague ones were like full face ones, but that’s def what they’re playing off of.   Regardless, it’s still probably 500 years off the time of knights. 

Cool to know about the Chavez spot.  That photo looked pretty sick (they all looked good).  Do you or any other SF guys know if that Cardiel rail is right outside Thrasher or something.  It seems like it’s been in every season so far
Its at Mckinley park at the top of Vermont st. on Potrero hill. Not right next to thrasher, but not too far either.
The rail is absolutely fucked. There’s like no runway. It is right near the Chavez bump though, so those back to back kind of make sense though.
It would be pretty amazing if “bomb vermont from the top, no foot drag” was a challenge. Not sure its ever been done. Hundreds of people bomb it on big wheels every Easter. Here’s a hilarious example of a person trying and failing to bomb it on a big wheel:

On a board you go much faster. I’ve made like 2 turns and always end up foot dragging after that. I’ve never heard of anybody doing it, though I bet it’s possible
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #249 on: August 09, 2018, 01:29:16 PM »
Proposed future Mystery Guests:
Weck
Feedback Ted
Muckmouth or Gary Rogers

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #250 on: August 09, 2018, 01:35:23 PM »
I wonder how much this show will increase foundation sales?

Bought my first foundation board ever yesterday, so maybe it works?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #251 on: August 09, 2018, 02:09:12 PM »
I can't stand burnett


He seemed cool in older interviews about photography.

His "extroverted emcee (dad age)" personality is fucking cringey. He's in the same league as Schaefer and Zitzer.

he comes across to me of a south orange county youth pastor who's ready to move into the adult congregation, but the church leaders aren't quite sure that the older church attendees will jibe with his style

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #252 on: August 09, 2018, 11:14:29 PM »
lol is it me or did it look like Cole Wilson had to buy Vans from a Vans store? Sinclair cant flow him some Nike's?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #253 on: August 10, 2018, 01:49:40 PM »
Did you guys know that Dakota Servold drinks?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #254 on: August 10, 2018, 02:26:48 PM »
Way too much wacky stuff this season but I will still end up watching every episode. Foundation is the most entertaining

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #255 on: August 10, 2018, 03:54:55 PM »
I can't stand burnett


He seemed cool in older interviews about photography.

His "extroverted emcee (dad age)" personality is fucking cringey. He's in the same league as Schaefer and Zitzer.

he comes across to me of a south orange county youth pastor who's ready to move into the adult congregation, but the church leaders aren't quite sure that the older church attendees will jibe with his style

that's so accurate it hurts

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #256 on: August 11, 2018, 03:57:57 AM »
Nick Merlino reminds me of Charlie Kelly

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #257 on: August 11, 2018, 06:09:16 AM »
Cory Glick reminds me of a drummer for a Strokes-type band

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #258 on: August 11, 2018, 06:22:01 AM »
Way too much wacky stuff this season but I will still end up watching every episode. Foundation is the most entertaining

too much of a spectacle.  they aren't even trying to appeal to skateboarders at this point.  its just a big gimmick to get outsiders to watch because there are more of them than us

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #259 on: August 11, 2018, 08:57:37 AM »
Gipper always talks about how because he can’t bomb a hill with out dragging his foot means no one can. Gipper forgets he is big poosey. Big know it all poosey. Shut up poosey

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #260 on: August 12, 2018, 09:11:17 AM »
I think it was episode 3 that I saw it a few times, anyone notice that Andy Roy pops out his dentures right before he is supposed to be on camera announcing something.  Like maybe to influence his go fund me was my thoughts. 

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #261 on: August 12, 2018, 12:53:32 PM »
Cory Glick reminds me of a drummer for a Strokes-type band

This.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #262 on: August 12, 2018, 06:36:59 PM »
This shit is getting too stupid.  Season 1 was amazing and had me hooked.  I'll finish out the season, but jesus they kinda ruined this shit.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #263 on: August 13, 2018, 06:57:28 PM »
Try not to think too hard about the next episode making fun of jocks is being released at the same time Thrasher and the SF Giants are doing a capsule collection together

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #264 on: August 14, 2018, 07:38:19 PM »
“When you’ve got a good crew of people in the van, that’s a bond. That’s a brotherhood. Hopefully taking bits of lessons and inspiration to pass on. That’s the real goal.” - Guy who just ate dog shit

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #265 on: August 14, 2018, 07:59:54 PM »
Damn, Jaws got fucked up

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #266 on: August 14, 2018, 08:00:21 PM »
holy shit that jaws slam made me cringe. that had to really suck for everyone involved.

also it was funny to hear evan smith tell someone else to "stop talking"

He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #267 on: August 14, 2018, 08:37:05 PM »
It was funny as fuck when it kept flashing back to Sinclair telling Merlino to hill bomb in diapers.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #268 on: August 14, 2018, 11:31:07 PM »
Dumb Burnett quote of the week:
"he's got Nosferatu good looks"

also, is "top pro" the only way he knows how to introduce skaters?


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #269 on: August 14, 2018, 11:35:29 PM »
I fucking love Nick Merlino. The premise of the series of pranks is that you can put him up to anything and he fucking goes for it with all of his heart. That’s rad.
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