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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #330 on: August 22, 2018, 07:18:08 AM »
A van full of the sickest PROs rolled up to a random kid's house and you guys are acting you would not fan out like little Aisan girls and pee your pants.
I'm not saying I wouldn't be stoked, but its just my mild distaste for Element. Bam in my house? Fuck yea lets do this!

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #331 on: August 22, 2018, 10:01:12 AM »
weird that i thought it was weird that there was no way Jack Olson was the loudest person on real to take the mega phone, then i thought it was weird that he was because they don't have a person on the team like madars or merlino.
justin brock should of held the megaphone.

jaws is so insane, getting back in the van that slam the night before, then having to stay in emergencies all night too! what a trooper!

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #332 on: August 22, 2018, 11:55:05 AM »
I love the fact that Zeke skated more than Nyjah in the last episode

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #333 on: August 22, 2018, 12:00:58 PM »
As much as I'm not into Element the brand I sure do like most of the riders on this team a lot. This last episode seemed to have more skating in it than the other eps from this season which was sick to see. Lots of battling which I think makes for good tv.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #334 on: August 22, 2018, 02:05:12 PM »
A van full of the sickest PROs rolled up to a random kid's house and you guys are acting you would not fan out like little Aisan girls and pee your pants.


I think it was pretty cool. I just think it's funny how much the pros were hyping up what they were doing in the interviews, then when it cut to him he appeared completely indifferent to what was going on. (Though he was probably just shy.)




Foundation playing on Tony Hawk's ramp like a slide was honestly very charming to me.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #335 on: August 22, 2018, 03:31:53 PM »

"so like, the Element team showed up to my house, tried to give me some china bearings and skate my mini.
but Jamie Foy was there so that kinda cool, he's skinnier than bam  now, I'm confused. evan smith was really friendly but he smelled really bad. I dunno"

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #336 on: August 22, 2018, 03:55:55 PM »
Bam Margera looks SO fucking Pennsylvania now. Holy shit.

Foundation should be on every season. I love those guys and they could use the money. Cole Wilson's bucket list is great.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #337 on: August 22, 2018, 08:42:05 PM »
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I think it was pretty cool. I just think it's funny how much the pros were hyping up what they were doing in the interviews, then when it cut to him he appeared completely indifferent to what was going on. (Though he was probably just shy.)




Foundation playing on Tony Hawk's ramp like a slide was honestly very charming to me.

def just starstuck and super shy

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #338 on: August 22, 2018, 08:47:35 PM »
Yeah that kid was just shy. Looked like an 8 or 10 stair he ollied too

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #339 on: August 22, 2018, 10:25:31 PM »
i hated that good deed part so much.  When evan got out of the van and instead of "hey we wanna skate with you" said "we want to put on a demo for you" i was already over it, and then putting like 4 or 5 different cuts of the team saying "dude I would be so stoked if this happened when I was a kid, wow"  I see where their heads were at and it was cool of them, but maybe just evan smith and the reality tv aspect of it made it so cringe.

Mason silva is the sick but everyone else on that team drives me insane when they do the interviews.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #340 on: August 22, 2018, 11:00:34 PM »
That was sick for the kid, but some of the element team are a bit over the top especially Evan Smith and Madars. Foundation is jokes. I'm cheering for them too at this point. Real has the most skaters whose footage I enjoy, but they are pretty bland.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #341 on: August 23, 2018, 02:34:31 AM »
Eerie to see how much Bam looks like Phil, especially in how they both get woken up by annoying shit

Zeke looks like if Stella Reynolds raided Axel's wardrobe and hair product
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #342 on: August 23, 2018, 06:56:03 AM »
There are few people who have a more distinct "I have no problem using you" attitude than Larry Perkins
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #343 on: August 23, 2018, 11:00:13 AM »
The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #344 on: August 23, 2018, 11:08:59 AM »
The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.

Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #345 on: August 23, 2018, 11:36:56 AM »
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The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.
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Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.

Not only that, but one of the smallest 7 stairs ever

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #346 on: August 23, 2018, 12:24:50 PM »
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The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.
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Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.
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Not only that, but one of the smallest 7 stairs ever

I love how he got called out for that.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #347 on: August 23, 2018, 12:38:36 PM »
I swear Element's TM is Scumbag Steve.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #348 on: August 23, 2018, 12:39:41 PM »
I think the element TMs main job is to ask Nyjah if he's going to skate that day while Nyjah stares at his phone and doesn't respond. Like a single mom with a kid named like Parker or some shit.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #349 on: August 23, 2018, 12:46:52 PM »
I think the element TMs main job is to ask Nyjah if he's going to skate that day while Nyjah stares at his phone and doesn't respond. Like a single mom with a kid named like Parker or some shit.

Hahaha

I noticed that quick shot where he was staring at his phone as everyone else cheered Tyson on while he grinded that double-kink. Not a good look for Nyjah, also wonder if that clip was intentional on the editors' part to showcase his personality.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #350 on: August 23, 2018, 01:11:37 PM »
missed a good opportunity to title this episode "Jaws' jarring ajar jaw"


one things for sure, whichever team takes it, red bull is the real winner this year
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #351 on: August 23, 2018, 01:29:20 PM »
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I think the element TMs main job is to ask Nyjah if he's going to skate that day while Nyjah stares at his phone and doesn't respond. Like a single mom with a kid named like Parker or some shit.
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Hahaha

I noticed that quick shot where he was staring at his phone as everyone else cheered Tyson on while he grinded that double-kink. Not a good look for Nyjah, also wonder if that clip was intentional on the editors' part to showcase his personality.

I doubt there are many shots where he doesn't have his phone in his hand. I doubt the editors want(ed) to show him looking like a lil bitch but if he's a lil bitch he's a lil bitch. The camera can't show what isn't there.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #352 on: August 23, 2018, 01:54:27 PM »
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The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.
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Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.
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Not only that, but one of the smallest 7 stairs ever
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I love how he got called out for that.

There’s a reason Burnett didn’t call him a top pro

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #353 on: August 23, 2018, 03:22:12 PM »
It would've been funny if they didn't mention that Derek Elmendorf already did that giant double kinker. They could've hijacked his only claim to fame just like how Deathwish hijacked his nickname while he was on the come up. I think it was the tandem of stupid nickname and fedoras that ultimately destroyed his career.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #354 on: August 23, 2018, 03:30:32 PM »
missed a good opportunity to title this episode "Jaws' jarring ajar jaw"


one things for sure, whichever team takes it, red bull is the real winner this year

There was that clip of Zion at Rincon with the Giant Red Bull sticker on his bandana and all I could think of was the Ricky Bobby Fig Newton scene.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #355 on: August 23, 2018, 03:48:43 PM »
It would've been funny if they didn't mention that Derek Elmendorf already did that giant double kinker. They could've hijacked his only claim to fame just like how Deathwish hijacked his nickname while he was on the come up. I think it was the tandem of stupid nickname and fedoras that ultimately destroyed his career.

what was his nickname?   he should have gone by dorf and tried skating on his knees with his shoes poking out

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #356 on: August 23, 2018, 05:21:06 PM »
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It would've been funny if they didn't mention that Derek Elmendorf already did that giant double kinker. They could've hijacked his only claim to fame just like how Deathwish hijacked his nickname while he was on the come up. I think it was the tandem of stupid nickname and fedoras that ultimately destroyed his career.
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what was his nickname?   he should have gone by dorf and tried skating on his knees with his shoes poking out
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #357 on: August 23, 2018, 06:39:25 PM »
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The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.
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Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.

a few of them made a comment about how it was a waste of part of their day.  I wonder how long it actually took
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #358 on: August 23, 2018, 08:49:14 PM »
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The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.
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Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.
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Not only that, but one of the smallest 7 stairs ever
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I love how he got called out for that.

Jack Olson is savage.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #359 on: August 24, 2018, 09:02:58 AM »
ISUCK on hypocrisy