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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #360 on: August 23, 2018, 05:21:06 PM »
It would've been funny if they didn't mention that Derek Elmendorf already did that giant double kinker. They could've hijacked his only claim to fame just like how Deathwish hijacked his nickname while he was on the come up. I think it was the tandem of stupid nickname and fedoras that ultimately destroyed his career.

what was his nickname?   he should have gone by dorf and tried skating on his knees with his shoes poking out
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #361 on: August 23, 2018, 06:39:25 PM »
The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.

Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.

a few of them made a comment about how it was a waste of part of their day.  I wonder how long it actually took

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #362 on: August 23, 2018, 08:49:14 PM »
The Chief being concerned about the team doing the triples for no points and wasting time and then proceeding to waste everyones time with his 180 nosegrind for no points was hilarious. The team seemed a little bummed on that for sure.

Also, Dakota saying it's a dream of his to give a girl road head made me laugh out loud.

Let's not forget that the 180 nosegrind was on a 7 stair. Ultimate waste of time.

Not only that, but one of the smallest 7 stairs ever

I love how he got called out for that.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #363 on: August 24, 2018, 09:02:58 AM »
ISUCK on hypocrisy

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #364 on: August 24, 2018, 09:05:43 AM »
ISUCK on hypocrisy

This was truly embarrassing. I keep hoping Zero will find a way to survive but Jamie keeps kooking it. 
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #365 on: August 24, 2018, 11:06:08 AM »
Great episode this week made even better by not a single second of screen time given to Andy Roy.

Agreed with the posts above about Element. People can hate on the brand all they want but that's a crew of straight up workhorse. When it's time to work, they get after it. Putting Jamie Foy with them is almost unfair. I think Nyjah was hurt because he had a visible limp I think from sacking a rail the previous week. And I'm not trying to be contrary but I don't get the Nyjah hate, even a little bit. He's a rockstar. I could do without Mason Silva's spaz outs but they all rip and IMO they're going to be tough to beat. And my love for the Foundation crew grows exponentially by the week. Not sure if there is a more likable group in all of skateboarding.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #366 on: August 24, 2018, 11:38:35 AM »
I'd agree with the likableness of Foundation if that doxxing tub of lard Sinclair wasn't running their program, but that's just me.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #367 on: August 24, 2018, 11:45:16 AM »
Sinclair is pretty smart, he knows pranking and harassing merlino is gonna be entertaining and bring attention to the team. Plus heís probably just an asshole

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #368 on: August 24, 2018, 11:46:54 AM »
I'd agree with the likableness of Foundation if that doxxing tub of lard Sinclair wasn't running their program, but that's just me.

It still bums me out Merlino wrecked himself on that diapered hill bomb. I get hazing your buddies and pranking them but that was completely unnecessary. Then Sinclair tried to say he never said he had to do it. Merlino is going to be pissed when they do the recaps at the end and he sees how much they've been fucking with him.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #369 on: August 24, 2018, 11:54:25 AM »
Obviously he knew it was dangerous. Sinclair didnít force him to do it, didnít even take much persuasion then he got up and did it again

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #370 on: August 24, 2018, 11:57:23 AM »
I don't think that hill bomb and ass rash is a big deal to Merlino like it is to most people. Those guys are perma-drunk ding dongs rolling around in filth for nickels all day anyway. Dakota Servold is one of the most responsible people in that van after all. Merlino is a stray dog that gets hit by a car and as long as it doesn't die, it's fine.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #371 on: August 24, 2018, 11:58:27 AM »
I don't think that hill bomb and ass rash is a big deal to Merlino like it is to most people. Those guys are perma-drunk ding dongs rolling around in filth for nickels all day anyway. Dakota Servold is one of the most responsible people in that van after all. Merlino is a stray dog that gets hit by a car and as long as it doesn't die, it's fine.
exactly

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #372 on: August 24, 2018, 12:31:27 PM »
I don't think that hill bomb and ass rash is a big deal to Merlino like it is to most people. Those guys are perma-drunk ding dongs rolling around in filth for nickels all day anyway. Dakota Servold is one of the most responsible people in that van after all. Merlino is a stray dog that gets hit by a car and as long as it doesn't die, it's fine.
I love this line

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #373 on: August 24, 2018, 01:48:03 PM »
Well then I stand corrected!  :P

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #374 on: August 24, 2018, 08:51:25 PM »
I don't think that hill bomb and ass rash is a big deal to Merlino like it is to most people. Those guys are perma-drunk ding dongs rolling around in filth for nickels all day anyway. Dakota Servold is one of the most responsible people in that van after all. Merlino is a stray dog that gets hit by a car and as long as it doesn't die, it's fine.

I genuinely love the way you write. Itís way better than the majority of stuff I come across on the internet & in books.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #375 on: August 25, 2018, 05:35:54 AM »
A van full of the sickest PROs rolled up to a random kid's house and you guys are acting you would not fan out like little Aisan girls and pee your pants.
Performing a random act of kindness usually doesn't involve putting yourself on a pedestal. Just saying.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #376 on: August 25, 2018, 06:15:19 AM »
A van full of the sickest PROs rolled up to a random kid's house and you guys are acting you would not fan out like little Aisan girls and pee your pants.
Performing a random act of kindness usually doesn't involve putting yourself on a pedestal. Just saying.

well youíre talking about a group of people that are paid a living to shit themselves and eat garbage

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #377 on: August 25, 2018, 09:03:06 AM »
I don't think that hill bomb and ass rash is a big deal to Merlino like it is to most people. Those guys are perma-drunk ding dongs rolling around in filth for nickels all day anyway. Dakota Servold is one of the most responsible people in that van after all. Merlino is a stray dog that gets hit by a car and as long as it doesn't die, it's fine.

I genuinely love the way you write. Itís way better than the majority of stuff I come across on the internet & in books.

I'm so hot for you right now

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #378 on: August 25, 2018, 11:21:23 AM »
Jaws reminds me of Brak.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #379 on: August 26, 2018, 03:36:52 AM »
I honestly do not understand the appeal of KOTR. Shit is just all around corny and cringey. This does not re-present skating at all to me. I'm not hating on y'all...but hmmm...yeah well...there is a kind of bro-like posturing about it all. Very unintelligent. Entertainment value is minimal for the cultured, well-hung among us.

And to boot: I'll never buy a deck ever again from any brand that participates in that show.
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #380 on: August 26, 2018, 04:11:29 AM »
I honestly do not understand the appeal of KOTR. Shit is just all around corny and cringey. This does not re-present skating at all to me. I'm not hating on y'all...but hmmm...yeah well...there is a kind of bro-like posturing about it all. Very unintelligent. Entertainment value is minimal for the cultured, well-hung among us.

And to boot: I'll never buy a deck ever again from any brand that participates in that show.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #381 on: August 26, 2018, 05:40:08 AM »
Who the fuck is Derek eldenderf, itís crazy how you do one of the sickers rails especially for the time and fade into obscurity.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #382 on: August 26, 2018, 06:08:18 AM »

this is derek elmendorf

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #383 on: August 26, 2018, 07:09:12 AM »
You reckon Tyson has gone back for that bs5050 for the element video or you reckon some hungry unknown kid has done it since the episode aired?
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #384 on: August 26, 2018, 07:25:02 AM »
I honestly do not understand the appeal of KOTR. Shit is just all around corny and cringey. This does not re-present skating at all to me. I'm not hating on y'all...but hmmm...yeah well...there is a kind of bro-like posturing about it all. Very unintelligent. Entertainment value is minimal for the cultured, well-hung among us.

And to boot: I'll never buy a deck ever again from any brand that participates in that show.

I respect your opinion that it's not entertaining, but if you know anything about KOTR, you're not going into it to expand your intellectual capacity for fucks sake. That's like walking into a McDonalds and bitching about the poor quality of the food.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #385 on: August 26, 2018, 08:41:34 AM »
Who the fuck is Derek eldenderf, itís crazy how you do one of the sickers rails especially for the time and fade into obscurity.
This situation reminds me of the Jason Lemankiewicz kid who had one gnarly grind at the end of the emerica Yellow video and then disappeared.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #386 on: August 26, 2018, 09:13:37 AM »
I don't think that hill bomb and ass rash is a big deal to Merlino like it is to most people. Those guys are perma-drunk ding dongs rolling around in filth for nickels all day anyway. Dakota Servold is one of the most responsible people in that van after all. Merlino is a stray dog that gets hit by a car and as long as it doesn't die, it's fine.


I like his pro spotlight where Ed Templeton lectures him for not being able to read well.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #387 on: August 26, 2018, 11:27:45 AM »
I dunno if anyone's brought this up or noticed it before, but it's fucking retarded that they have webisodes with footage that isn't in the hour long episodes. I don't think those idiots at Thrasher even realize that people probably think the webisodes are the real thing. It's cord cutter era, nobody has fucking cable.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #388 on: August 27, 2018, 02:03:09 AM »
I dunno if anyone's brought this up or noticed it before, but it's fucking retarded that they have webisodes with footage that isn't in the hour long episodes. I don't think those idiots at Thrasher even realize that people probably think the webisodes are the real thing. It's cord cutter era, nobody has fucking cable.
I think thatís part of the deal that thrasher has some extra content that they can show it on their own webisodes, that shit has been that way since vice has been involved...
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #389 on: August 27, 2018, 04:42:20 AM »
been out of the country for the past two weeks...anyone got a wetransfer on episode 6 hill bomb in diapers
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