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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #450 on: September 05, 2018, 05:20:52 AM »
Do you guys think Chima was uncomfortable hanging around Element after he talked shit about Nyjah's rape parties on The Bunt?

Thats why in the first episode when they had to run Chima fucking flew with Nyjah right behind him... "Yo, wait up! Gotta talk to you about something man!" then Nyjah fell down and it was hilarious

https://youtu.be/p3gvP4Ho_9o?t=20m15s

*now with link. Nyjah was running hard lol
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #451 on: September 05, 2018, 06:34:57 AM »
Last night seemed like the make fun of Nyjah episode...Sinclair yelled at the Foundation dudes "Nyjah is in the red bull helicopter!" kinda funny.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #452 on: September 05, 2018, 07:04:11 AM »
Do you guys think Chima was uncomfortable hanging around Element after he talked shit about Nyjah's rape parties on The Bunt?


Had to hear this for myself to know what you were referencing:

https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-s03-episode-12-ft-chima-ferguson#t=25:09

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #453 on: September 05, 2018, 07:23:38 AM »
I lol’d during Evan and Tyson’s wedding.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #454 on: September 05, 2018, 09:45:40 AM »
Glad to see Jaws and Brockel get married. I mean, Brockel did goldenshower him back in the day.
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #455 on: September 05, 2018, 09:59:13 AM »
yeah roger also calls himself a "camera operator"

he's pedantic

shallow and pedantic


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #456 on: September 05, 2018, 10:51:12 AM »
Burnett called that huge rail the Elmendorf rail in the most recent episode so that was cool. Also Thrasher had one of their little KOTR snippets up this week talking about how KWalks ollied the Dompierre gap.

I'm bummed there's more contest spread out to next week. Not that I don't wanna see more skating but I liked the old season and a finale held at a later date structure. That seemed to work fine for the past two seasons even if the finales are usually kind of a shit show.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #457 on: September 06, 2018, 04:22:22 AM »
Fuck i only just picked up on the theme of this year's teams. It's like the building blocks of phenomenon: The Foundation upon which the Elements assemble to create what is Real. Good show.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #458 on: September 06, 2018, 05:34:36 AM »
kotr needs to die

there must be some other way we can watch teams go at it that doesn't involve levels of fucking coprophagia

this stuff is so cringe, i don't how you guys watch it

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #459 on: September 06, 2018, 10:33:27 AM »
Merlino mad dogging Nyjah makes him the MVP in my book

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #460 on: September 06, 2018, 04:46:51 PM »
Why did they black out the eyes of the babies?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #461 on: September 06, 2018, 04:49:09 PM »
Baby challenge was corny, Zion is a fucking mad man

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #462 on: September 06, 2018, 06:27:12 PM »
kotr needs to die

there must be some other way we can watch teams go at it that doesn't involve levels of fucking coprophagia

this stuff is so cringe, i don't how you guys watch it

If you find it cringe inducing then don't watch it?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #463 on: September 06, 2018, 09:52:23 PM »
Why did they black out the eyes of the babies?

Who the fuck knows? That was bizarre.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #464 on: September 07, 2018, 07:12:50 AM »
kotr needs to die

there must be some other way we can watch teams go at it that doesn't involve levels of fucking coprophagia

this stuff is so cringe, i don't how you guys watch it

If you find it cringe inducing then don't watch it?

Right? I’m gonna watch this shit so I can hate on it but I don’t know how you guys watch it.
Haha.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #465 on: September 08, 2018, 11:54:39 AM »
Merlino mad dogging Nyjah makes him the MVP in my book

this should carry Foundation to victory!
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #466 on: September 08, 2018, 05:03:14 PM »
The most stressful part of the show is when the TMs are texting and watching clips on their phone while they drive.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #467 on: September 09, 2018, 11:39:46 AM »
The most stressful part of the show is when the TMs are texting and watching clips on their phone while they drive.
Very stressful. My brain can't handle the stress anymore.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #468 on: September 09, 2018, 01:13:00 PM »
Nick Merlino is noble donkey, pulling cart.

Sinclair is peasant teasing donkey with carrot.

But is no carrot.

Such dishonor.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #469 on: September 09, 2018, 04:07:07 PM »
Has anything else been done over the wedge gap? I have some vague memory of someone ollieing it in the past, but I couldn't give you a name and I kinda feel like maybe I'm imagining it.
Nope. Skateboarder mag had a “15 things you don’t know about the wedge” article and it said its a common misconception, but that was another spot or something.


Alright, here’s a bit of controversy I wanna sell: at that little rail where both teams put down wood on the woodchips for a run way: when real and element were there they extended the wood runway over the first stair with boards supporting it, even adding a little bump. That makes the rail shorter in length and height, and comes off as cheap and corny. I get a runway over woodchips, but when you start using the wood run up to shrink the rail its a step too far.
When foundation skated the rail, they didn’t extend the wood over the stairs.

I'm pretty sure Randy Colvin did it back in the early to mid 90s pushing mongo.
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #470 on: September 09, 2018, 05:40:13 PM »
Has anything else been done over the wedge gap? I have some vague memory of someone ollieing it in the past, but I couldn't give you a name and I kinda feel like maybe I'm imagining it.
Nope. Skateboarder mag had a “15 things you don’t know about the wedge” article and it said its a common misconception, but that was another spot or something.


Alright, here’s a bit of controversy I wanna sell: at that little rail where both teams put down wood on the woodchips for a run way: when real and element were there they extended the wood runway over the first stair with boards supporting it, even adding a little bump. That makes the rail shorter in length and height, and comes off as cheap and corny. I get a runway over woodchips, but when you start using the wood run up to shrink the rail its a step too far.
When foundation skated the rail, they didn’t extend the wood over the stairs.

I'm pretty sure Randy Colvin did it back in the early to mid 90s pushing mongo.


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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #471 on: September 10, 2018, 06:15:10 PM »
Has anything else been done over the wedge gap? I have some vague memory of someone ollieing it in the past, but I couldn't give you a name and I kinda feel like maybe I'm imagining it.
Nope. Skateboarder mag had a “15 things you don’t know about the wedge” article and it said its a common misconception, but that was another spot or something.


Alright, here’s a bit of controversy I wanna sell: at that little rail where both teams put down wood on the woodchips for a run way: when real and element were there they extended the wood runway over the first stair with boards supporting it, even adding a little bump. That makes the rail shorter in length and height, and comes off as cheap and corny. I get a runway over woodchips, but when you start using the wood run up to shrink the rail its a step too far.
When foundation skated the rail, they didn’t extend the wood over the stairs.

I'm pretty sure Randy Colvin did it back in the early to mid 90s pushing mongo.

Yeah I agree, that shit was corny as hell. 

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #472 on: September 10, 2018, 07:13:01 PM »
Has anything else been done over the wedge gap? I have some vague memory of someone ollieing it in the past, but I couldn't give you a name and I kinda feel like maybe I'm imagining it.
Nope. Skateboarder mag had a “15 things you don’t know about the wedge” article and it said its a common misconception, but that was another spot or something.


Alright, here’s a bit of controversy I wanna sell: at that little rail where both teams put down wood on the woodchips for a run way: when real and element were there they extended the wood runway over the first stair with boards supporting it, even adding a little bump. That makes the rail shorter in length and height, and comes off as cheap and corny. I get a runway over woodchips, but when you start using the wood run up to shrink the rail its a step too far.
When foundation skated the rail, they didn’t extend the wood over the stairs.

I'm pretty sure Randy Colvin did it back in the early to mid 90s pushing mongo.

Yeah I agree, that shit was corny as hell.
Came to post the same thing, wasn’t even a six stair rail, and they made it so low.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #473 on: September 10, 2018, 08:05:37 PM »
Has anything else been done over the wedge gap? I have some vague memory of someone ollieing it in the past, but I couldn't give you a name and I kinda feel like maybe I'm imagining it.
Nope. Skateboarder mag had a “15 things you don’t know about the wedge” article and it said its a common misconception, but that was another spot or something.


Alright, here’s a bit of controversy I wanna sell: at that little rail where both teams put down wood on the woodchips for a run way: when real and element were there they extended the wood runway over the first stair with boards supporting it, even adding a little bump. That makes the rail shorter in length and height, and comes off as cheap and corny. I get a runway over woodchips, but when you start using the wood run up to shrink the rail its a step too far.
When foundation skated the rail, they didn’t extend the wood over the stairs.

I'm pretty sure Randy Colvin did it back in the early to mid 90s pushing mongo.

Yeah I agree, that shit was corny as hell.
Came to post the same thing, wasn’t even a six stair rail, and they made it so low.

Dakota Servold actually talks about stuff like this in his Thrasher interview this month. Like if you're not at least touching some concrete, it doesn't count. Apparently, he's the wood guy for spots so I'd imagine he set up those up.

The rails that Foundation and Real/Element skated for the nosegrind nollie flip were different. Foundation skated a 6 stair that had a weird double top stair hence the roll up. The other teams skated an 8 stair with a kicker at the top.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #474 on: September 11, 2018, 12:39:11 AM »
settle down people ... this is soty all over again. foundation might not win (it is judged on points after all), but they will forever stay the peoples' champs. true underdogs, not giving a fuck. hopefully, their board sales pick up significantly after this

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #475 on: September 11, 2018, 05:31:27 AM »
Why did they black out the eyes of the babies?

Who the fuck knows? That was bizarre.
probably the same reason they had to put *NOT ACTUAL BABIES* on screen every time they cut to them

you can piss and shit in a blender then drink it, but when you want to put the likeness of an infant in harm's way, FCC won't let it fly

element transforming that rail into a park rail was the lamest shit

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #476 on: September 11, 2018, 07:44:25 AM »
I thought maybe the black out on the babies eyes was because it was from a certain doll/toy company and they didn't want to pay for the rights to use their shit?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #477 on: September 11, 2018, 01:09:56 PM »
I thought maybe the black out on the babies eyes was because it was from a certain doll/toy company and they didn't want to pay for the rights to use their shit?

that's what Im assuming which is fucking weird Viceland is afraid to be sued by a doll company... Trademark eyeballs man... That's what vice has turned KOTR into...

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #478 on: September 11, 2018, 01:50:38 PM »
You guys serious? I think thye blacked them out just for a joke

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #479 on: September 11, 2018, 01:54:25 PM »
You guys serious? I think thye blacked them out just for a joke
No,IT'S BIGGER THAT YOU THINK MAN