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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #510 on: September 12, 2018, 06:47:58 AM »
I know I'm not the target audience for this show but the finale was too cringeworthy. Unless the teams are really good next season I'm gonna have to pass.

Foundation is sick. Cole got robbed.
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« Reply #511 on: September 12, 2018, 07:55:02 AM »
Too many continuity errors with the cake in tyson's hair
this. also wasn't there more trophy's on the table than what they handed out?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #512 on: September 12, 2018, 07:55:16 AM »
zion saying 'shut up bitch' to phelper was a personal highlight
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #513 on: September 12, 2018, 08:45:24 AM »
zion saying 'shut up bitch' to phelper was a personal highlight

That was the only good thing in that whole episode. Seriously wtf is wrong with thrasher? The cover photo sucks balls why would you have a still pic of someone doing a 540 there couldíve been so many better pics

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #514 on: September 12, 2018, 08:46:02 AM »
Too many continuity errors with the cake in tyson's hair
this. also wasn't there more trophy's on the table than what they handed out?
They'll be in the thrasher webisode  ::)

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #515 on: September 12, 2018, 09:06:54 AM »
I felt like I was at a high school talent show or something while watching this where you feel second hand embarrassment in the crowd. And Cole getting robbed on the gnar award was such bullshit. At least everyone else there seemed like they knew that as well.
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #516 on: September 12, 2018, 09:07:09 AM »
Cole wilson had the bummed quote "cause Nyjah does so many sex changes" and that really got me butthurt for him.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #517 on: September 12, 2018, 09:29:43 AM »
A week from now nobody is even gonna remember that award. I wonder what's gonna happen when someone who isn't jaws gets seriously hurt on this show

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #518 on: September 12, 2018, 10:14:21 AM »
Tyson only a few spliffs away from being Tyson Townend.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #519 on: September 12, 2018, 10:15:23 AM »
Watching on viceland's site is a fucking joke with all the ads, and some of them are 15 to 30 minutes..had to refresh the page and skip around to dodge that bullshit.
I had to toggle in and out of fullscreen, to be able to skip some of the ads. Still had to watch those Ciroc and The Purge spots a ton though.

zion saying 'shut up bitch' to phelper was a personal highlight
I think I actually preferred "I'm about to land this shit on your stupid ass."

It was worth watching just to see everybody reacting to the other team's tricks and Zion's going-pro thing, but yeah pretty much all the rest of it was a mess. I just keep hating Phelps more and more.
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #520 on: September 12, 2018, 10:21:56 AM »
The part was definitely merlino staring at the screen

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« Reply #521 on: September 12, 2018, 10:28:21 AM »
The part was definitely merlino staring at the screen
He seemed so stoked to get that pool table

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« Reply #522 on: September 12, 2018, 11:13:24 AM »
Is Nick Merlino sick? Genuine question and not in the least bit said in jest. He doesn't look well.

For the most part I thought it was an entertaining season but cringeworthy finale. Definitely hyped for Element and Foundation and will buy Cole or Glick's board soon. Real couldn't be more boring, collectively. Some rad dudes individually but their team was boring as shit. Maybe if they had Buz or Ishod in the van it would've spiced things up. It was edited poorly too because the way they showed it there was no way Foundation was at 9000 points to Real's 11,000.

And if I never see Andy Roy's dumb face again in my life it will be too soon.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #523 on: September 12, 2018, 11:58:15 AM »
Cole got robbed ! I think of all the teams Iím most hyped on Foundation and having Axel with them was a plus. Element was alright but fuark they were always gonna win this shit :/

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« Reply #524 on: September 12, 2018, 12:12:53 PM »
What a fucking cringefest! Thrasher and Viceland really have ruined KOTR. It's all about Burnett's stupid challenges now which are just some reality show bullshit. At least before KOTR was entertaining, now less and less. Fuck this shit. No idea why I watched the whole series.  :-\

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« Reply #525 on: September 12, 2018, 12:34:36 PM »
I think since the one with Birdhouse winning set the bar so high in being so shitty, I think last year's and this year's weren't totally bad. Some cringe worthy moments for sure but overall, it was entertaining at least.
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« Reply #526 on: September 12, 2018, 12:53:37 PM »
Favorite part: Zion telling Phelps to shut up and calling him a bitch.

Least favorite part: Andy constantly yelling ďBuck BuckĒ
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #527 on: September 12, 2018, 01:08:58 PM »
zion saying 'shut up bitch' to phelper was a personal highlight
Phelps is turd sandwich.  That dude could go away and I would not care less.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #528 on: September 12, 2018, 01:14:03 PM »
Another season finale that's a hot mess. That's not even a judgement anymore. All 3 of the Viceland finales have been different but uniquely fucked. I seriously don't know why this is so hard? Keep it mellow for the taping and then go hard at the afterparty.

It's absolute bullshit that Cole didn't get the award for the rock fakie on the handrail so that Tyson Peterson's pro announcement could be set up. That was covered pretty well by Thrasher back in June so somebody double dipped hard. Looking at the photos, you can even tell it's the same night.

Honestly, I think Sinclair might have done Nick Merlino a weird huge favor pranking him so hard. I never really thought about Merlino before this but he turned out to be one of my favorite parts of this season. His reaction to winning the poker table was adorable. So was stopping everything so he could hug his dad.

I look forward to complaining with you all about the show next season.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #529 on: September 12, 2018, 01:46:08 PM »
I saw the post thrasher "Element Wins" post and it's full of support for foundation. Hopefully, they'll benefit from all the goodwill they've gained as the people's champs.

wasn't Tyson unsponsored or flow during the am scramble last year?

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #530 on: September 12, 2018, 02:26:28 PM »
settle down people ... this is soty all over again. foundation might not win (it is judged on points after all), but they will forever stay the peoples' champs. true underdogs, not giving a fuck. hopefully, their board sales pick up significantly after this

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #531 on: September 12, 2018, 03:26:51 PM »
I look forward to complaining with you all about the show next season.

I'm surprised we're not live streaming these
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #532 on: September 12, 2018, 03:32:27 PM »
Is Nick Merlino sick? Genuine question and not in the least bit said in jest. He doesn't look well.

For the most part I thought it was an entertaining season but cringeworthy finale. Definitely hyped for Element and Foundation and will buy Cole or Glick's board soon. Real couldn't be more boring, collectively. Some rad dudes individually but their team was boring as shit. Maybe if they had Buz or Ishod in the van it would've spiced things up. It was edited poorly too because the way they showed it there was no way Foundation was at 9000 points to Real's 11,000.

And if I never see Andy Roy's dumb face again in my life it will be too soon.


Nicky does not look well, I hope he's getting the support he needs.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #533 on: September 12, 2018, 05:17:13 PM »
First thing I thought of when I saw the point total was Jamie Thomas wasting Real's time trying to 180 nose grind a 6 stair rail for an hour. If that wasn't contrived reality TV drama, and he made me possibly miss a share of 50k I'd be kinda pissed.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #534 on: September 12, 2018, 05:24:44 PM »
how many of those points were comprised of doing gross shit

too many

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #535 on: September 12, 2018, 05:32:54 PM »
First thing I thought of when I saw the point total was Jamie Thomas wasting Real's time trying to 180 nose grind a 6 stair rail for an hour. If that wasn't contrived reality TV drama, and he made me possibly miss a share of 50k I'd be kinda pissed.


I donít know whatís contrived about it.  Itís a thing that happened.  I doubt they had a producer tell Jamie to do that because they want to fuck REAL of all teams regardless of the next 5-6 days of tricks/points.  We almost made it an entire season without some using this weird excuse

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #536 on: September 12, 2018, 05:38:06 PM »
Remember when KOTR was mainly about doing fucked up tricks with a couple challenges chucked in there? Pepperidge Farm remembers. I highly doubt people prefer seeing people regurgitating into each others mouths rather than a fakie heel over a spine.

Regardless, Foundation are definitely the peoples champs. Next board for sure. Also, just a theory, Element was set up to win so they could have some extra gnar points once the Element video drops on Thrasher.

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #537 on: September 12, 2018, 05:51:28 PM »
anyone know how many points element got for the "get a jackass star in the van" thing with bam? i remember thinking it would be pretty fucked up if thats what put them over the top
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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #538 on: September 12, 2018, 06:06:14 PM »
Season Finale...

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Re: King of the Road S3
« Reply #539 on: September 12, 2018, 06:36:46 PM »
First thing I thought of when I saw the point total was Jamie Thomas wasting Real's time trying to 180 nose grind a 6 stair rail for an hour. If that wasn't contrived reality TV drama, and he made me possibly miss a share of 50k I'd be kinda pissed.


I donít know whatís contrived about it.  Itís a thing that happened.  I doubt they had a producer tell Jamie to do that because they want to fuck REAL of all teams regardless of the next 5-6 days of tricks/points.  We almost made it an entire season without some using this weird excuse

So you believe everything you see on TV is presented as it went down... what a discerning individual you must be...