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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2018, 01:04:45 AM »
Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare Iím making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2018, 11:42:05 AM »
Sounds like a spinoff of The Bones Brigade Documentary

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2018, 01:14:43 PM »
This has inspired me to assemble my crew and run those lil' bastards out of my park.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2018, 08:40:57 PM »
Thatís not even a pizza rolls problem. Bagel Bites? Maybe. Hot Pockets? Absolutely. But pizza rolls if anything would just explode.

Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare Iím making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?

Nah I don't touch microwaves. I ate everything out of a microwave growing up. I don't wanna fuck with radiation either.
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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2018, 08:56:33 PM »
If you put them in the toaster oven they'll be perfectly crispy on the outside and hot throughout the inside in less than 10 minutes, you fucking troglodytes. You can make that time shorter if you're willing to do the extra step of first putting them in the microwave for a minute, then transferring them to the toaster oven for a whopping savings of at least 3 minutes. And if you don't have a toaster oven, I don't even consider you a human being and you deserve half lava, half frozen pizza rolls/hot pockets/bagel bites/burritos/chimihangas/taquitos/corndogs etc.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2018, 08:59:17 PM »
If you put them in the toaster oven they'll be perfectly crispy on the outside and hot throughout the inside in less than 10 minutes, you fucking troglodytes. You can make that time shorter if you're willing to do the extra step of first putting them in the microwave for a minute, then transferring them to the toaster oven for a whopping savings of at least 3 minutes. And if you don't have a toaster oven, I don't even consider you a human being and you deserve half lava, half frozen pizza rolls/hot pockets/bagel bites/burritos/chimihangas/taquitos/corndogs etc.

I haven't had one because I can't spare the counterspace bro! Studio in Brooklyn
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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2018, 09:33:39 PM »
Thatís not even a pizza rolls problem. Bagel Bites? Maybe. Hot Pockets? Absolutely. But pizza rolls if anything would just explode.

Who puts Pizza Rolls in the oven? If I have 20 minutes to spare Iím making an actual god damn pizza. Do you eat Doritos with ivory chopsticks too?

Nah I don't touch microwaves. I ate everything out of a microwave growing up. I don't wanna fuck with radiation either.
I hear that. I moved into a new place without one and the one I had from the old place has been sitting in my trunk since. I eat way more fresh cooked meals now. I spend a little more but I feel better.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2018, 12:29:13 PM »
if it takes you longer than 2 minutes and 34 seconds to go from not eating pizza rolls to enjoying pizza rolls you might as well be Amish.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2018, 12:38:35 PM »
I didnt have a microwave for six years between college and when I moved in with my fiance

only thing they're good for is leftovers and heating up my bed buddy, and leftovers are way better in a proper oven anyway

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2018, 12:53:42 PM »
I didnt have a microwave for six years between college and when I moved in with my fiance

only thing they're good for is leftovers and heating up my bed buddy, and leftovers are way better in a proper oven anyway

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2018, 01:00:40 PM »
ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2018, 01:10:12 PM »
I could see Koston being perfect for either part. He's a convincing out of touch old man or petulant child.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2018, 01:24:05 PM »
I didnt have a microwave for six years between college and when I moved in with my fiance

only thing they're good for is leftovers and heating up my bed buddy, and leftovers are way better in a proper oven anyway
Bacon actually cooks perfectly in a microwave.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2018, 01:35:08 PM »
you've clearly never had good bacon

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2018, 03:06:27 PM »
You've clearly never tried it. Do this as an experiment. Throw a few strips in the microwave for a couple minutes. I guarantee you it comes out just the same as a frying pan. This isn't some off the wall idea I came up with. This is a well known phenomenon that is but a google/YouTube search away. I do opt to bake extra thick cut strips. Sometimes I'll even candy them.

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2018, 08:20:15 PM »
my mother in law tried to feed me microwaved bacon for years

i really didnt want to bring her into this, and it's just as bad when i've tried it at home, so I don't think it's her (though she's not off that easy)


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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2018, 04:25:49 AM »
ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.



I had a roommate who came home from the bars, put one of those in the oven and promptly passed out.  I woke up to a smoke alarm going off at 3:00am and had to mitigate the circumstances.  I think they were $1.99 at the time.   

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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2018, 04:37:04 AM »
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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2018, 10:12:18 PM »
ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.



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Re: Birdman's grumpy old man movie
« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2018, 05:18:53 AM »
ill throw these in the microwave and feast like a true american bachelor. fuck the oven.



So good

Mama Celeste must have been a great mother.  At least I hope she was.