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Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« on: July 07, 2018, 11:22:58 AM »
I saw this on Facebook, apparently it happened at a mall nearby. I'm just glad people are still working hard to keep our skeevy image intact.

http://www.wlwt.com/article/teens-say-they-were-touched-inappropriately-at-mall-in-strange-new-trend/22065077

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2018, 11:57:10 AM »
The horror!

The art of stickering is that you do not touch anyone, thus the reason they do not know they have been stickered.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2018, 02:38:17 PM »
those poor mall shoppers being objectified down to the level of a common skate park helmet, what an outrage.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2018, 03:01:21 PM »
Am I the only person who goes into Zumiez and jerks off all over the Stance display?

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2018, 03:03:01 PM »
Am I the only person who goes into Zumiez and jerks off all over the Stance display?

You’re supposed to JO into socks, not on them

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2018, 04:52:15 PM »
#metoo
GANG ! GANG ! GANG ! GANG ! GANG ! GANG ! GANG ! GANG !

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2018, 04:56:45 PM »
Am I the only person who goes into Zumiez and jerks off all over the Stance display?

You’re supposed to JO into socks, not on them
Who are you to define how someone utilizes a jizz receptacle?

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2018, 04:58:22 PM »
The article said that there aren’t any cameras, so it should hypothetically be easy to steal.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2018, 06:09:45 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2018, 06:28:37 PM »
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CINCINNATI — 911 DISPATCHER: OK, so a male employee, um, putting stickers on her bottom?

MALL SECURITY WORKER: Yes, on the complainant's daughter's bottom.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2018, 06:28:50 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

What’s up Brock Turner

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2018, 07:05:50 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

such a ridiculous "news" piece. they didn't even know they had a sticker on them until someone told them, which means its possible that no one ever touched them to begin with. we used to do this and kind of just throw the sticker onto someones back without ever touching them.

so dumb.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2018, 07:21:55 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

What’s up Brock Turner

Hey Applebottom

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2018, 09:50:47 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

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The parents are upset that some person(s) touched their 14-year old daughters’ asses. Does anyone still not understand?
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2018, 10:03:18 PM »
Am I the only person who goes into Zumiez and jerks off all over the Stance display?

Oh so that’s you?

I’m the dude that goes and jerks it on the Rip N Dip stuff.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2018, 10:05:05 PM »
I am amused that after Gentle Jones was roasted for using a video of himself skating as a signature, he now has a quote of somebody referencing the video of him skating as his signature.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2018, 01:01:55 AM »
Zumiez bad.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2018, 12:07:36 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

What’s up Brock Turner

Hey Applebottom
The parents are upset that some person(s) touched their 14-year old daughters’ asses. Does anyone still not understand?
Yeah, this thread is filled with people missing the point. 14 years old.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2018, 01:04:02 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

What’s up Brock Turner

Hey Applebottom
The parents are upset that some person(s) touched their 14-year old daughters’ asses. Does anyone still not understand?
Yeah, this thread is filled with people missing the point. 14 years old.

Could have been another 14 year old playing a prank.  If someone wanted to touch someones ass for some perverted reason, are they really going to leave a sticker?

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2018, 01:15:21 PM »
i think i found the culprit...


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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2018, 01:39:12 PM »
if someone touches you, but you dont know youre being touched, are you really being touched inappropriately?  are they upset that they didnt know they were being touched and things may have been different had they known?

What’s up Brock Turner

Hey Applebottom
The parents are upset that some person(s) touched their 14-year old daughters’ asses. Does anyone still not understand?
Yeah, this thread is filled with people missing the point. 14 years old.

Could have been another 14 year old playing a prank.  If someone wanted to touch someones ass for some perverted reason, are they really going to leave a sticker?
Do you have some sort of issue grasping the fact that touching ANYONE without permission is rude and disrespectful?
On top of that, these are minors we’re talking about.
If I had children, then I wouldn’t want them being touched without permission by anyone; regardless of the age of the person touching.
And, to clarify, 14 year-olds aren’t legally allowed to work in the US.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2018, 01:43:05 PM »
14 yr olds aren't old enough to give consent so this is statuatory stickering at best.
paging nancy grace.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2018, 01:59:21 PM »
its not right by any means, but they dont have the smartest or professional people working at zumiez

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2018, 04:24:20 PM »
14 yr olds aren't old enough to give consent so this is statuatory stickering at best.
paging nancy grace.

Summoning Nancy Grace is risky.
She could lead a rage-fueled army of anti-skate fascists to focus skateboarding. Right before the Olympics too.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2018, 09:02:33 PM »
14 yr olds aren't old enough to give consent so this is statuatory stickering at best.
paging nancy grace.

Summoning Nancy Grace is risky.
She could lead a rage-fueled army of anti-skate fascists to focus skateboarding. Right before the Olympics too.

The same Nancy Grace that had the nip slip on Dancing With The Stars?

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2018, 09:08:29 PM »
We used to stick a penny to stickers and then throw them onto regular customers at one of the skate shops I worked at. Technically you never touched the person.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2018, 07:53:01 AM »
14 yr olds aren't old enough to give consent so this is statuatory stickering at best.
paging nancy grace.

Summoning Nancy Grace is risky.
She could lead a rage-fueled army of anti-skate fascists to focus skateboarding. Right before the Olympics too.

The same Nancy Grace that had the nip slip on Dancing With The Stars?
the same one that argued about weed with 2 Chainz
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Zumiez workers being Zumiez workers
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2018, 07:59:58 AM »
i shot a dog yesterday. technically i never touched it.
yes, the same nancy grace who called casey anthony 'tot mom' and drove a woman to suicide who crushed her baby in her sleep [and possibly another woman?] and bullied the little mormon girl who was abducted for a few yrs/lived in a cave w/ her captors.
i always hated nancy grace but she showed humanity during the freddy grey debacle when she wanted the cops to be charged. prior to that she's one of my least favorite people.

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i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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