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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2018, 02:30:50 AM »

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2018, 02:37:00 AM »
lol!
Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2018, 04:13:05 AM »
hahahaha :D

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2018, 04:42:43 AM »
wash uffize drive me to firenze

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2018, 04:56:41 AM »
CROB ON ILLUMNATI CONFIRMED

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2018, 05:41:59 AM »
so many near-death experiences

ty riding a sea turtle in hawaii, leaving b for dead

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2018, 05:55:03 AM »
I'm not too good at this:

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2018, 08:41:33 AM »
so many near-death experiences

ty riding a sea turtle in hawaii, leaving b for dead

I've seen the spot where he jumped over the meridian and fell off the overpass, so crazy.

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2018, 10:47:44 AM »
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so many near-death experiences

ty riding a sea turtle in hawaii, leaving b for dead
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I've seen the spot where he jumped over the meridian and fell off the overpass, so crazy.


It'd be amazing if you or anyone in the area could get a photo of this.

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2018, 03:54:43 PM »
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so many near-death experiences

ty riding a sea turtle in hawaii, leaving b for dead
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I've seen the spot where he jumped over the meridian and fell off the overpass, so crazy.
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It'd be amazing if you or anyone in the area could get a photo of this.

It was years ago when he showed it to me, can't remember where in SD it was, but it's where the overpass splits into a V. He jumped over the railing to hide, thinking it was solid between the two sections. It's your average highway overpass, so pretty scary to imagine.
 

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2018, 03:56:44 PM »
'i wanted to be on shorties and ride horses w/ you guys'
a sneak disser thats the shit i don't like

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2018, 04:43:14 PM »
I hate to doubt Lil B, but I full heartedly don't believe Ty Evans grabbed a turtle and cruised it to safety in tumultuous waters.

Anyways, some decent stories in there. Pretty wild that people can be put into solitary confinement just because of the prison being overcrowded. People can lose their minds in a space like that.

Looking forward to seeing his new part that's in the works.


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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2018, 06:02:05 PM »
so many near-death experiences

ty riding a sea turtle in hawaii, leaving b for dead

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2018, 06:52:06 PM »
When CRob asked him how to say "skateboarding" in Japanese, all that needed was a gong sound effect.

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2018, 11:26:50 PM »
Damn, Brandon went through some heavy shit.

Prison sounds like a gnarly place. I can't imagine how taxing on the mental state that is. 1 month in solitary upon immediate entry because of a fucked up system... damn.

If I was nearly drowning, I'd be bummed if my homie made it to shore and didn't try and get help for me. Who knows what substances were involved in the scenario. Partying and swimming in any body of water can have serious consequences.

Looking forward to his video part. Fulfill the Dream is still one of those videos that tapped into a formula rarely recreated. I can remember the exact place I was at and how stoked everyone was after seeing it. 
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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2018, 03:34:22 AM »
I started skating right after the whole Shorty’s phenomenon ended so I didn’t grow up with Brandon Turner like a lot of people, but that was one of my favorite episodes yet. Dude is extremely funny and very articulate, also has some intense and unique stories.
Watching this inspired me to revisit his most recent part from two years ago, and fuck I forgot how good he still is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZA1DiFMeFA&t=26s

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2018, 03:55:02 AM »
The devil sent Ty that turtle, in return Ty was cursed to ruin every skate video he was involved with after peaking with fully flared

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2018, 12:32:31 PM »
I want to hear Ty’s version of the turtle story. My family lives on an island and I’ve snorkeled and try to catch turtles off the reef below our house and those bitches are fast.
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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2018, 12:35:43 PM »
^^^^I mean can a turtle allow you to even let you hold him so you can use them as power in the water?

Regardless, a funny story.
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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2018, 12:39:22 PM »
^^^^I mean can a turtle allow you to even let you hold him so you can use them as power in the water?

Regardless, a funny story.
prolly can't stop you. turtle's happy ass is trying to get away and here's ty, grabbing a free ride on the donkey's back. then afterwards he edits turtle out of the video and never speaks of the incident or acknowledges life saving tortoise again.
that's so ty!

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2018, 02:59:18 PM »
Dude is a sick skater but sounds like he should of finished school

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2018, 10:45:32 PM »
San Diego legend. That turtle story and Crob trying to do the "S" had me laughing.

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2018, 09:42:41 AM »
Dude is a sick skater but sounds like he should of finished school

Should have finished school?

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2018, 10:48:36 AM »
I cant understand one B Turner word.

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2018, 03:50:09 PM »
I’m late but great episode. hilarious dude crazy stories. Should come back for an experience and we also need Ishod as a regular Experience guest.

Need that Ty Evans story verified ASAP

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Re: Brandon Turner | The Nine Club With Chris Roberts - Episode 103
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2018, 11:54:44 PM »
1 month later, unfortunately BT got popped and is in jail again. Judge did not allow bail, trial date set for October.  Damn.

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