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ZEBRA

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Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« on: July 09, 2018, 02:48:06 PM »
Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit

Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....
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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2018, 02:53:14 PM »
You've broken the case wide open son.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2018, 02:53:20 PM »
Thread already existed.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2018, 02:57:58 PM »
fake thread

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2018, 03:12:07 PM »

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2018, 03:20:22 PM »
Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit

Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....

It's a joke on all the new board companies that come and go, a joke complete with whole new brand direction, instagram handles, other dlx brand support. Anti-hero is fucking funny.
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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2018, 03:23:58 PM »
Get the DeLorean. 

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2018, 03:28:46 PM »
Can't wait for a full length dawg shit
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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2018, 03:32:33 PM »
Gerwers Grimple Stix pro shape is interesting

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2018, 04:12:00 PM »
yogrt is fuckin tight

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2018, 04:41:11 PM »
grimple stix dissing PS Stix  :'( :'(

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2018, 05:24:27 PM »
just for the season
only in skateboarding is putting an adult in a position where they might have to actually work for their income "ruining their life"  ::)

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2018, 05:26:12 PM »
so edgy and against the grain

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2018, 05:30:40 PM »
Itís. A. Joke.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2018, 05:37:13 PM »
Get the DeLorean.

You hit 3K posts by posting this in two threads.


That's too good
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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2018, 06:24:25 PM »
The only thing interesting about this is that Trujillo doesnt have a board. oh and Jerry Hsu on Grimple Stix.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2018, 06:46:36 PM »
Queffing hell. 5 more fucking board brands. Joke or not why does skateboarding need anymore board brands. Enough you fucking queffs. Enough.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2018, 07:15:08 PM »
ha so there's been a "daan of ah"  "jerry on gimplestix" and now this thread...
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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2018, 07:18:03 PM »
Flying Rat Skateboards
Jalopi Skate Co.
Yogrt
Grimple Stix
Dawg Shit

Can someone tell me what the plan is with this?? Super confusing and makes no sense.....
Sooo
Flying Rat = Birdhouse (?)
Jalopi Skate Co = Welcome Skate Co
Yogrt = Sovrn or wknd
Grimple Stix = ps stix (?)
Dawg Shit = ?

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2018, 09:52:19 PM »
I usually back all the joke graphics and whatnot that anti hero does, including when they poked fun at quasi 2 years back, but this whole stunt just comes off as bitter old men angry at the changing market.  Feels desperate and has me pretty bummed on anti hero.
only in skateboarding is putting an adult in a position where they might have to actually work for their income "ruining their life"  ::)

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2018, 10:00:46 PM »
I usually back all the joke graphics and whatnot that anti hero does, including when they poked fun at quasi 2 years back, but this whole stunt just comes off as bitter old men angry at the changing market.  Feels desperate and has me pretty bummed on anti hero.
my feelings summed up quite well

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #yearoftheeagle

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2018, 10:03:34 PM »
I usually back all the joke graphics and whatnot that anti hero does, including when they poked fun at quasi 2 years back, but this whole stunt just comes off as bitter old men angry at the changing market.  Feels desperate and has me pretty bummed on anti hero.
my feelings summed up quite well

Agreed. Additionally, it's just not that funny.  This manages to be tired and desperate at the same time.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2018, 10:36:58 PM »
I think its very funny, seems like some of you guys are bitter ones.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2018, 10:37:31 PM »
i hope sir francis gerwer doesnt read ya'll comments. i feel like he's never criticized for his humor and he might not take slap's lack of laughter well. what if this signals the end of 'funny frank'? you guys might bully him of making us laugh if you're not careful. i hope little brands can make us laugh now

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2018, 10:51:14 PM »
im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.

pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
only in skateboarding is putting an adult in a position where they might have to actually work for their income "ruining their life"  ::)

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2018, 11:33:40 PM »
Hey these boards might be worth a lot some day so pay attention.



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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2018, 12:04:19 AM »
hm.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2018, 12:26:34 AM »
im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.

pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
A Hellride Google Maps spot map, an Our Life profit and loss spreadsheet, a timeline of T-Mo's recent footage and his royalties cheque.

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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2018, 12:36:57 AM »
im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.

pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
A Hellride Google Maps spot map, an Our Life profit and loss spreadsheet, a timeline of T-Mo's recent footage and his royalties cheque.
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Re: Anti Hero Splitting Into 5 Different Companies??
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2018, 12:40:11 AM »
im sure they are aware, but it would be stupid easy for a small brand to clown anti hero with a series.

pigeons with swooshes, monster/volcom logo on a tent in the flat bottom or a bowl, drunk tnt punching out a girl, etc etc etc
A Hellride Google Maps spot map, an Our Life profit and loss spreadsheet, a timeline of T-Mo's recent footage and his royalties cheque.
Listening to Dystopia in your condominium

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