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Jaws in Vans
« on: July 11, 2018, 01:14:01 AM »


Seems like Jaws is still not marketable for footwear brands... I bet he's just getting flowed by Vans, like Vans always does
Someone get this guy on Heelys...
go get a job!

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2018, 02:55:14 AM »
his poor feet

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2018, 05:12:40 AM »
he should really look into these to help absorb hi impact
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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2018, 05:49:49 AM »
He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2018, 06:16:32 AM »
Not at all surprised that Jaws waxes coping.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2018, 09:32:36 AM »
Not at all surprised that Jaws waxes coping.

hahahahaha

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2018, 09:48:09 AM »
Was thinking this might be a follow up to Snakes on a Plane.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2018, 10:23:27 AM »
he should just ride for footprint shoes until they go out of business in 6 months and then go back to pro flow for eternity

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2018, 10:27:38 AM »
Was thinking this might be a follow up to Snakes on a Plane.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2018, 10:42:32 AM »
He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?

I do. Footprint INSOLES are amazing and worth it.

The shoes can fuck off.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2018, 11:10:03 AM »
When he was wearing nikes, he would remove the Nike Logo off the shoe so they would not get any publicity, because they were not paying him.

I wonder if that means Vans is paying him.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2018, 11:52:08 AM »
When he was wearing nikes, he would remove the Nike Logo off the shoe so they would not get any publicity, because they were not paying him.

I wonder if that means Vans is paying him.
I’ve seen him rocking the swoosh several times. Liar.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2018, 12:02:05 PM »
i keep reading the thread title as "Jews in Vans" and wondering when 10/10 started posting here.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2018, 12:40:44 PM »
He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?

I do. Footprint INSOLES are amazing and worth it.

The shoes can fuck off.
was talking about the shoes, the insoles are awesome

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2018, 12:53:56 PM »
So starts the end of jaws' career, he's gonna be toast in two months wearing vans.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2018, 12:57:09 PM »
just go skate for etnies already

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2018, 01:58:21 PM »
Someone should just call Etnies pretending to be Jaws and sort him out a good deal. Say you'll do something Jaws-like for a signing bonus. You know, like kickflip melon the grand canyon, or do the loop while butt chugging a tall boy. Anybody good at negotiating deals?
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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2018, 02:09:50 PM »
Remember when he was on Dekline

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2018, 09:11:10 PM »
Not at all surprised that Jaws waxes coping.

It’s like they threw it in there just to expose him. There’s no other possible explanation for a half second clip of him waxing the coping to be in that edit.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2018, 12:15:53 PM »
Vans can change their slogan to ‘Off The Roof’ now.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2018, 01:08:56 PM »
He was wearing footprint in that My “Boards Eye View” clip for weedmaps, but who cares about footprint?

I do. Footprint INSOLES are amazing and worth it.

The shoes can fuck off.

I’m still 90% sure the shoes are short game to get enough interest in whatever that sole technology they have is to license it out or sell outright.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2018, 01:48:26 PM »
Remember when he was on Dekline
Ipath was weirder.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2018, 01:49:33 PM »
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"


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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2018, 02:01:00 PM »
he should just ride for footprint shoes until they go out of business in 6 months and then go back to pro flow for eternity

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2018, 02:31:02 PM »
Remember when he was on Dekline
Ipath was weirder.

Except Matt Price was with Ipath at the time, so was Ryan Lay, and so was Thad Croskey. (Tempe) Arizona is a small place.




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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2018, 05:59:00 PM »
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"

yep, them are some fucked up feet :o
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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2018, 07:42:26 PM »
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"

yep, them are some fucked up feet :o

Maybe he did a lot of pointe work when he was a kid.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2018, 11:13:46 AM »
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"

yep, them are some fucked up feet :o

Maybe he did a lot of pointe work when he was a kid.
He should start doing camming for people with foot fetishes.

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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2018, 12:39:37 PM »
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"

His secret is foot binding. Less foot = less impact
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Re: Jaws in Vans
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2018, 01:47:57 PM »
When I see this, I think, "Yeah... get me whatever footwear this guy has been using!"

His secret is foot binding. Less foot = less impact
Of course.