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Nyjah iPhone game?
« on: July 11, 2018, 03:49:43 PM »
Idk what this is but it looks very very bad



Also what is up with this tag line? Literally seems like a parody of a non-skater trying to use skate lingo a twelve year old wrote it

At least they included Nyahís signature spine transfer
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you over think things,this isnít about bills and complicated cybercomputer cryptometer calculus taxes, itís about shredding the fuck, and doing late shit outta pole jams and watching Air Force one and just vibing

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2018, 03:52:25 PM »
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2018, 03:58:42 PM »
This is skateboarding.



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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2018, 04:04:09 PM »
def looks better than skating in real life

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2018, 04:08:56 PM »
They got his push animations down pat.
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2018, 04:14:58 PM »
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2018, 04:23:43 PM »
Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2018, 04:53:02 PM »
Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.



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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2018, 04:56:37 PM »
I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2018, 04:57:38 PM »
Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.
Immediately made my phone crash, also his neck tat is absent for some reason?? Iíll never get those 5 minutes of my life back.



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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2018, 05:22:23 PM »
I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."

Make it his neck tat so people never know which set of eyes to make eye contact with
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2018, 05:43:44 PM »
oh hell yeah
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2018, 05:53:53 PM »
Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies

If you bump up to the "Hustla'" tier, they throw in some Dramamine.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2018, 07:35:13 PM »
Not gonna play this but I do hope that is ingame footy. Gotta congratulate them on putting that sunset glare on roughly the same plane as where you're gonna be doing tricks so that you frequently can't see what you're doing. Bold design choice.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2018, 07:39:15 PM »
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2018, 09:10:58 PM »
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?


I picked up two hitchhikers today in route of my errands. We talked skateboarding and bikes a little bit when the one guy asked, “do you know who Nyjah Houston is?”
“Of course, richest face in the biz”

The discussion then went on to how his friend had just had a driving dispute of road rage with Nyjah over a parking spot. Aparently the dude really gets heated over parking spots. Hopefully that is incorporated into the app when you’re rolling up to the spot in the R8.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2018, 02:36:11 AM »
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.


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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2018, 06:41:48 AM »
I sometimes wonder if anybody has ever been such a popular skater while simultaneously inspiring practically nobody to want to emulate them.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2018, 07:27:35 AM »
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.



That picture is so good I donít need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2018, 10:20:19 AM »

That picture is so good I donít need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.

On a tech dech looking board with flat spotted wheels
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2018, 10:33:08 AM »
i've been hearing lots of rumors that if you let the game sync with the chase webb app, it absolutely rapes your data plan.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2018, 12:04:46 PM »
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.




that map design is pretty cool. for a side scrolling game it felt like the maps had depth. 

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2018, 12:27:08 PM »
this looks great, nigel can do no wrong!
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2018, 01:07:59 PM »
"Skateboarder Nyjah Huston Is Amazing (But His Video Game Isn't)"

https://kotaku.com/skateboarder-nyjah-huston-is-amazing-but-his-video-gam-1827546300

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2018, 03:01:25 PM »

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2018, 07:40:02 AM »
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2018, 07:41:12 AM »
couldnt resist
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2018, 02:11:24 PM »
bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice