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Bread Harrity

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Nyjah iPhone game?
« on: July 11, 2018, 03:49:43 PM »
Idk what this is but it looks very very bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkxjTuewBeM


Also what is up with this tag line? Literally seems like a parody of a non-skater trying to use skate lingo a twelve year old wrote it

At least they included Nyah’s signature spine transfer
« Last Edit: July 11, 2018, 03:53:04 PM by Bread Harrity »

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2018, 03:52:25 PM »
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2018, 03:58:42 PM »
This is skateboarding.



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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2018, 04:04:09 PM »
def looks better than skating in real life
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2018, 04:08:56 PM »
They got his push animations down pat.
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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2018, 04:14:58 PM »
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CAN YOU PULL A SPINE TRANSFER?

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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2018, 04:23:43 PM »
Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2018, 04:53:02 PM »
Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.



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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2018, 04:56:37 PM »
I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."

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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2018, 04:57:38 PM »
Currently downloading this #fortheculture, will report back.
Immediately made my phone crash, also his neck tat is absent for some reason?? I’ll never get those 5 minutes of my life back.



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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2018, 05:22:23 PM »
I wonder if it has a character designer and you can place all his tattoos and you could place that tattoo of his mom in really awkward spots but then you'd realize there's no more awkward spot to place that tattoo than the place he put it in real life and it's like, "Touche, Nyjah."

Make it his neck tat so people never know which set of eyes to make eye contact with
I don't really understand what's going on and I haven't read this thread yet, but I can tell I'm angry.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2018, 05:43:44 PM »
oh hell yeah
Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2018, 05:53:53 PM »
Pre order bonus is a case of monster and roofies

If you bump up to the "Hustla'" tier, they throw in some Dramamine.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2018, 07:35:13 PM »
Not gonna play this but I do hope that is ingame footy. Gotta congratulate them on putting that sunset glare on roughly the same plane as where you're gonna be doing tricks so that you frequently can't see what you're doing. Bold design choice.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2018, 07:39:15 PM »
Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2018, 09:10:58 PM »
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Do you also get to do drugs and film sex tapes?
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I picked up two hitchhikers today in route of my errands. We talked skateboarding and bikes a little bit when the one guy asked, “do you know who Nyjah Houston is?”
“Of course, richest face in the biz”

The discussion then went on to how his friend had just had a driving dispute of road rage with Nyjah over a parking spot. Aparently the dude really gets heated over parking spots. Hopefully that is incorporated into the app when you’re rolling up to the spot in the R8.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2018, 02:36:11 AM »
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2018, 06:34:16 AM »

I'm a trans bitch

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2018, 06:41:48 AM »
I sometimes wonder if anybody has ever been such a popular skater while simultaneously inspiring practically nobody to want to emulate them.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2018, 07:27:35 AM »
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g

That picture is so good I don’t need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2018, 10:20:19 AM »

That picture is so good I don’t need to watch the video. Switch stink bug with the jug head.

On a tech dech looking board with flat spotted wheels

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2018, 12:04:46 PM »
I love how they say soon with this vague trailer, yet footage has been released last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0eWAj8d6g


that map design is pretty cool. for a side scrolling game it felt like the maps had depth. 
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2018, 12:27:08 PM »
this looks great, nigel can do no wrong!

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2018, 01:07:59 PM »
"Skateboarder Nyjah Huston Is Amazing (But His Video Game Isn't)"

https://kotaku.com/skateboarder-nyjah-huston-is-amazing-but-his-video-gam-1827546300

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2018, 03:01:25 PM »

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We used to skate on a sculpture by Henry Moore. Good times.

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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2018, 07:41:12 AM »
couldnt resist

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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2018, 09:08:13 AM »

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2018, 02:11:24 PM »
bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice

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Re: Nyjah iPhone game?
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2018, 02:18:51 PM »
bump because i was hoping we could have another classic slap photoshop thread but nobody seemed to notice

I think it's that people just can't stand Nyjah Bingey.