Ladies of skateboarding

[Kickflipmcdelux]

Let's get a new current thread discussing the ladies of skateboarding in this current era. I will list of some the only way I know how in the context form of a Pokemon card.

Monica Torres
Skill: 5.5/10
Style: 3.5/10
Tricks: 6.5/10
Social media/coverage: 7/10
Special combo: 360 flip
Description of skater: Brazilian skater whom came to the states a few years back and seemed to be making the right connections and sponsors in California. Then she was hanging with Mike mo a lot and I think they dated and then some shit happened between them and no one really fucks with her anymore.

Nora vasconcellos
Skill: 7/10
Style: 6/10
Tricks: 6/10
Social media/coverage: 9/10
Special combo: tranny back tails
Description of skater: The current poster child of Addidas female skateboarding she is essentially all we got until 10 years from now when the female industry has matured and we are left with something substantial.


Lizzie Armanto:
Skill: 7.5/10
Style: 7.5/10
Tricks:7/10
Social media/coverage: 9/10
Special combo: glitter and transitions
Description of skater: Poster child of
Vans female skateboarding Lizzie has maintained a positive female role model image for younger female skaters. She is also dating European pro skater Axl crushburgers, with a name like that there won't be any sloppy seconds when or
If they break up.


Elissa Steamer
Skill: 7.5/10
Style: 7/10
Tricks: 7/10
Social media/coverage: 10/10
Special combo: kickflip
Description of skater: OG street female
Skater who's been featured in Tony hawks pro skater video games. She recently has gotten on baker which hopefully means she's getting paid.


Erica Yary
skill:0.4/10
Style: 0.5/10
Tricks: 0/10
Social media/ coverage: 10/10
Special combo: active Erica to fakie
Skater description: The original poster girl for skateboard media. She originally had a thing with josh harmony and then later Johnny Layton may of nutted in her hair. She then took to social media where she was confused on how to pronounce her own last name. She got a lot of flak for not being a true skater and has since moved on to selling socks and over all looking suspect with her lazy eye.


Leticia Bufoni
Skill: 8/10
Style: 6.5/10
Tricks: 7/10
Social media/coverage: 10/10
Special combo: fs feeble
Description of skater: Current Hot girl of contest and social media she really has benefitted as the only female skater with a hot body who is willing to sell that. She's gotten fake boobs and is probably one of the best paid skaters period at this current time. With her amazing slam to her vagina and then face a couple years back who knows how long it's going to be until we see
One or both of her fake tits exploding on course.


Nicole Haus
Skill: 9/10
Style: 8/10
Tricks: 7.6/10
Social media/coverage: 6.5/10
Special combo: mega airs
Description of skater: one of the top transition female skaters who actually tips on and off the board she's as wholesome as they come in America.


Alysha le
Skill: 4.5/10
Style: 5.5/10
Tricks: 3.5/10
Social media/coverage: 6.5/10
Special combo: air grab
Skater description: Asian Lesbian hesher Alysha looks lost in her identity of who she is. One things for certain you can
Count on her to not be original 100%.


Alexis Sablone
Skill: 7/10
Style: 7/10
Tricks: 8/10
Social media/coverage: 7/10
Special combo: backside flip
Description of skater: her whole persona screams lesbian. She definitely dresses like a sensitive caring skater guy would and probably has a massive dildo at home to straighten bitches out. 


Aori Nishimura
Skill: 7/10
Style: 6/10
Tricks: 8/10
Social media/coverage: 6.5/10
Special combo: backside crooked grind
Skater description: Talented female skater from Japan who seems very cookie cutter. Aori represents a group of skaters that are talented but super boring and you wouldn't know how to interact with them outside of skateboarding.


Samaria brevard
Skill: 8/10
Style: 7/10
Tricks: 8/10
Social media/coverage: 8.5/10
Special combo: handrail
Description of skater: Samaria is that one skate rat girl at the park who 100% is down for the culture, only thing is Samaria made it and feels like one of the bros.


Lacey Baker
Skill: 8.5/10
Style: 7/10
Tricks: 8.5/10
Social media/coverage: 8.5/10
Special combo: nose manny inward heel
Description of skater: One of the current top Female skateboarders she shares a lot of similar traits to Alexis but probably gets more pussy than you do.


Vanessa Torres
Skill: 8.5/10
Style: 8.5/10
Tricks: 8.5/10
Social Media/coverage: 8.5/10
Special combo: kickflip
Description of skater: Female skateboardings current MVP Vanessa set the current standard of what it takes to be a professional female skateboarder.


Dane Burman
Skill: 8/10
Style: 9/10
Tricks: 9/10
Social media/coverage: 7/10
Special combo: roller coasters
Description of skater: From Australia she probably would drink you under the table.

[shark tits]

that was pretty funny but alexis is lord of the board. a true antihero w/ steel in the groin! zip zero, no fear though, just blood guts and gash. making history bold, landing kickflips for cash, cash, cash............

she should've scored higher in my opinion, her, marissa and elissa are the best.

[Seadramon]

You clearly don't know much about Pokemon cards and how their statistics are layed out.

[Nag Champa]

[j....soy.....]

New season on Netflix....

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Scoring women with a points system on the internet aye? I bet you're absolutely swimming in vagina in real life

[TwisT]

this is dumb

[SneakySecrets]

What even is women’s skateboarding these days?

[Nth syd bear]

Very well thought out and executed.. now what to do with the rest of your day

[Kickflipmcdelux]

Very well thought out and executed.. now what to do with the rest of your day

You literally read something I wrote while taking a shit. I'm going to hit the gym and work out because I haven't felt this great in years.

[kentrock]

women's skateboarding needs more sex appeal.  sorry, not sorry, i had to say it.

[nocomply900]

I thought this thread was going to be about women being banned from skateboarding...

[Paco Supreme]

All this just to call Burman a woman? Was he mean to you on Instagram or something. Christ

but alexis is lord of the board

[jakeumms]

Now I have the creeps.

[sluggers]

The effort and execution is there, but why it ever needed to be written down for public display in the first place I will never know.

[IHOP]

Wack

[feedmeseymour]

CLAIRE
skill:10/10
Style: 10/10
Tricks: 10/10
Social media/ coverage: 10/10
Special combo: posting non coherent rants on slap
Skater description: born on planet claire in the star system of b-52. claire spends her time trying to prove herself on message boards while making a fool of herself by over posting and getting easily offended.

[baustin]

Ladies of skateboarding? What are you talking about? More girls skate than ever before...

[coreaf]

This was a lot of effort for a Dane Burman diss.