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tobey

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I have gone to the dark side......
« on: July 18, 2018, 06:01:24 PM »
I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass. My god was it wonderful even though my girlfriend didnít prepare at all she was just laying there with her dress, gotten done a 7 hour shift off her work and her.... her butt was calling me, ďplease taste itĒ. I dove in and now I donít think I can ever stop. The smell was just perfect for some reason, I can still taste it and I donít ever want this taste to leave my mouth.

Also Iím about to go bang your mom cause I won in fortnite and she needs a real man in the house.

If everyone smoked weed there would be like legit no wars ever

Donít free max b

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2018, 06:16:44 PM »
a lot of times i'm about to eat some ass and it's a little hairy which gives me pause. maybe that says more about my age than anything.
eating ass is a young man's game.
[a lot of times i think young people do it cause eating pussy is harder]
« Last Edit: July 18, 2018, 06:29:19 PM by I sniff my own butthole all the time »

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2018, 06:48:21 PM »
Iíve been eating ass since Ď01. Back when it used to make Ďem feel special.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2018, 07:30:24 PM »
If your lady has basic hygeine itís really not much different than eating her out.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2018, 10:08:24 PM »
Iíve been eating ass since Ď01. Back when it used to make Ďem feel special.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2018, 12:03:39 AM »
Yes, ass is alright. However, recent hype about eating ass is too much.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2018, 01:48:07 AM »
I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass.
Few men? Don't be so presumptuous.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2018, 04:16:55 AM »
I eat ass under all conditions. I've eaten ass, noticed a hemorrhoid, and continued to eat the ass because I'm an adult.
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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2018, 04:58:19 AM »
i tongue punched the dirt star back in 03

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2018, 05:27:49 AM »
[a lot of times i think young people do it cause eating pussy is harder]

no its not. eating pussy is like the training wheels of oral sex.

i wish my girl getting her ass eaten more. she always gets weird about it. weve been together 6 years and i mightve pulled it off 3 or 4 times.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2018, 07:16:37 AM »
so did she return the favor and turn your brown eye blue?
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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2018, 11:29:24 AM »
here I was thinking you had finally self-radicalized

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2018, 11:35:27 AM »
i don't do it. too scared

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2018, 11:42:06 AM »
thought this was going to be some occult shit

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2018, 11:48:09 AM »
thought this was going to be some occult shit
i thought tobey had joined la eme and was making his gf bring him drugs on visitation. 'pass the wire, holmes'!'

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2018, 12:55:21 PM »
I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass.
Few men? Don't be so presumptuous.

Tobey's making claims like some of us don't have double entendre usernames about licking the shrimp cavern.


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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2018, 03:00:34 PM »
So this is what youíve been up to since weíve last heard from you huh..I back it.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2018, 03:10:52 PM »
Would have been more impressed if you learned dark slides at your local park holding a lightsaber.  Shouting "this one's for you Nick.  Rat Kelly and Rat Tony will pay".

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2018, 08:23:48 PM »
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2018, 08:48:29 PM »
It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.

My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".

Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.
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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2018, 08:57:18 PM »
i tongue punched the dirt star back in 03
I think 2006 was my first time, oh how I loved tossing that salad!

Would have been more impressed if you learned dark slides at your local park holding a lightsaber.  Shouting "this one's for you Nick.  Rat Kelly and Rat Tony will pay".
fuck, this made me legit ROFL

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2018, 08:59:03 PM »
I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass. My god was it wonderful even though my girlfriend didnít prepare at all she was just laying there with her dress, gotten done a 7 hour shift off her work and her.... her butt was calling me, ďplease taste itĒ. I dove in and now I donít think I can ever stop. The smell was just perfect for some reason, I can still taste it and I donít ever want this taste to leave my mouth.

Also Iím about to go bang your mom cause I won in fortnite and she needs a real man in the house.

If everyone smoked weed there would be like legit no wars ever

Donít free max b

what if she went to the bathroom a bunch of times that day and there was a lot of her coworkersí sweat on her buttcheeks and toilet water splashed into her butthole so you basically tasted her coworkersí butt sweat and toilet leftovers? not a very good intro to eating asses.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2018, 09:05:10 PM »
I decided to go where only a few men gone before here on slap....... I tasted the ass. My god was it wonderful even though my girlfriend didnít prepare at all she was just laying there with her dress, gotten done a 7 hour shift off her work and her.... her butt was calling me, ďplease taste itĒ. I dove in and now I donít think I can ever stop. The smell was just perfect for some reason, I can still taste it and I donít ever want this taste to leave my mouth.

Also Iím about to go bang your mom cause I won in fortnite and she needs a real man in the house.

If everyone smoked weed there would be like legit no wars ever

Donít free max b

what if she went to the bathroom a bunch of times that day and there was a lot of her coworkersí sweat on her buttcheeks and toilet water splashed into her butthole so you basically tasted her coworkersí butt sweat and toilet leftovers? not a very good intro to eating asses.
Pair it with the right wine and cheese.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2018, 09:29:15 PM »
Whatís next tobey? Rosebudding?

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2018, 07:33:12 AM »
I really appreciate the fact that after a long, taxing day of smoking weed (ostensibly), playing fortnite, and eating ass, you're prepared to go spend time with my mother. Especially for the reason that she needs a real man in the house. It's true. Things haven't been the same since the Major died...
But let's get to the point: are you gonna eat my mom's ass while you're over there, or what?

Because it's pretty fucking rude to be bragging about town to the tune of your ass eating abilities if you're gonna deny me mum.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2018, 08:53:07 AM »
After 92 posts you decide to switch up rolls and play Tobey's girlfriend?

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2018, 01:45:18 PM »
...I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2018, 03:21:18 PM »
It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.

My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".

Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2018, 06:29:36 PM »
I have no interest in eating ass, at all. I'm an old, boring, old-fashioned man. Ashamed to admit it, but I also don't really have any interest in anal sex either! If a girl asked me to, I would do it NO PROBLEMO. But I don't see myself ever really asking a girl if she wants to do anal. Maybe if I get married or am with a girl for several years and things get really boring?

But honestly I have enough fun just doing it doggy style, if I wanna super-appreciate a lady's ass. Man, I miss having sex. I haven't had a GF with a high sex drive in ages. My sex drive is not super high at all, but at the same time I am ALWAYS down to have sex if the lady I happen to be with suggests it. Hope my next GF is a horny one!  :'( I am so alone

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2018, 06:35:00 PM »
I have no interest in eating ass, at all. I'm an old, boring, old-fashioned man. Ashamed to admit it, but I also don't really have any interest in anal sex either! If a girl asked me to, I would do it NO PROBLEMO. But I don't see myself ever really asking a girl if she wants to do anal. Maybe if I get married or am with a girl for several years and things get really boring?

But honestly I have enough fun just doing it doggy style, if I wanna super-appreciate a lady's ass. Man, I miss having sex. I haven't had a GF with a high sex drive in ages. My sex drive is not super high at all, but at the same time I am ALWAYS down to have sex if the lady I happen to be with suggests it. Hope my next GF is a horny one!  :'( I am so alone
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