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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2018, 06:49:20 PM »
It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.

My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".

Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.

Bro this is some real shit that people aren't talking about enough.

All the kids who grew up during this internet era have wayyy easier access to the floodgates of all kinds of crazy ass porn as soon as they have any kind of device with an internet connection. Past generations would at least have to find some kind of physical media that was much harder to get to, nowadays its all at the palm of your hands with more content than your mind could ever need.

Because of this, we've got a whole generation or two of kids who dead ass watch porn nearly every day from their teens on up, and seeing the results of that shit is not gonna be pretty. It's already getting more common to see men as young as their TWENTIES with ED due to watching so much porn and not having a healthy sex life

After hearing multiple celebrities who have access to myriads of easy, REAL women deal with porn addictions that've truly affected their lives and seeing how fuckin WEIRD mf's are nowadays, I can't help but look at the modern-day porn game in a different light.They pushing all this incest shit and weird rape fantasies HEAVY now too, best believe there's an agenda to all this shit...






Also, I'll eat my girls pussy all day but eating ass is just . Y'all have fun with them dingleberries if you want to

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2018, 07:30:24 AM »
It's kind of weird to me seeing such a big deal made out of a little analingus on these forums. It's pretty mild compared to the brand of fuckery people are getting down to these days. I swear the younger generation is warped from coming up on internet porn, and normalizing shit that really is not at all normal.

My girl is 7 years younger, and the shit this chick wants me to do is pretty fucking extreme. Even I have to tell her regularly that it's not normal to have every fetish balled into one. How does she respond? "normal is boring".

Who am I to complain? So long as I'm getting pissed on.

Bro this is some real shit that people aren't talking about enough.

All the kids who grew up during this internet era have wayyy easier access to the floodgates of all kinds of crazy ass porn as soon as they have any kind of device with an internet connection. Past generations would at least have to find some kind of physical media that was much harder to get to, nowadays its all at the palm of your hands with more content than your mind could ever need.

Because of this, we've got a whole generation or two of kids who dead ass watch porn nearly every day from their teens on up, and seeing the results of that shit is not gonna be pretty. It's already getting more common to see men as young as their TWENTIES with ED due to watching so much porn and not having a healthy sex life

After hearing multiple celebrities who have access to myriads of easy, REAL women deal with porn addictions that've truly affected their lives and seeing how fuckin WEIRD mf's are nowadays, I can't help but look at the modern-day porn game in a different light.They pushing all this incest shit and weird rape fantasies HEAVY now too, best believe there's an agenda to all this shit...






Also, I'll eat my girls pussy all day but eating ass is just . Y'all have fun with them dingleberries if you want to

Yessss thank u friendo... I don't feel so alone now

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2018, 07:38:47 AM »
They pushing all this incest shit and weird rape fantasies HEAVY now too, best believe there's an agenda to all this shit...

what the fuck is up with this? ive never once searched for anything involving incest and at least half of the videos on the front page of pornhub are some kind of "step mom fucks son" or "my sister caught me jerking off, so she sucked my dick" videos. who is into that shit and why is it so popular?

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2018, 07:44:14 AM »
remember the good old days when a waterlogged hustler hidden in the woods was a fucking miracle to come upon? and you jerked off to frederick’s of hollywood catalogs? now you can watch women shoot goldfish out of their anuses with a few keystrokes.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2018, 08:59:46 AM »
When I replied to this, I didn't really understand. I wasn't role playing this guy's girl. He said he was going to fuck "your mothers." Thus, he was going to fuck OUR mothers. All of them.

And porn has been nothing but feet and incest for two years now. Where you been?

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2018, 10:28:32 AM »
Dude the incest porn is odd. Literally every time I’ve been on any porn site “horny step mom fucks son”

Miss me with that illegal shit.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2018, 10:58:27 AM »

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2018, 05:20:02 AM »
















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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2018, 06:27:39 AM »
I don't even have a joke. This is super interesting. Pornhub doing God's work.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2018, 06:55:00 AM »
Did not Pornhubs traffic drop real big when Fallout 4 released and they were good sports about it?

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2018, 12:51:34 PM »


I feel better about Riley Reid winning this than about my country winning the World Cup...

The subject of new generations being warped is interesting, but mostly reminds me of that friend of mine who wasn't even young at the time but always was the super obnoxious type, always trying to crack the corniest, scummiest and dirtiest middle school level sex 'jokes'; so he always came off as ruthless and super vulgar and annoying to everybody till one day someone casually brought up the idea of 'simple' anal with a girl in a random, but semi-serious discussion and next thing you know, he got super grossed out and genuinely angry when everyone could have sworn he would be the last person on Earth to be judgmental regarding other people's sexual practices.
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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2018, 02:02:11 PM »
step sister's feet is the next big thing

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2018, 02:15:03 PM »


I feel better about Riley Reid winning this than about my country winning the World Cup...

The subject of new generations being warped is interesting, but mostly reminds me of that friend of mine who wasn't even young at the time but always was the super obnoxious type, always trying to crack the corniest, scummiest and dirtiest middle school level sex 'jokes'; so he always came off as ruthless and super vulgar and annoying to everybody till one day someone casually brought up the idea of 'simple' anal with a girl in a random, but semi-serious discussion and next thing you know, he got super grossed out and genuinely angry when everyone could have sworn he would be the last person on Earth to be judgmental regarding other people's sexual practices.

Having had quite a few friends who sound just like yours over the years, if there's one thing I've learned its that people who constantly make the most vulgar, blue humor style jokes tend to be the prudiest of them all; all bark no bite

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2018, 03:07:46 PM »
How the fuck is fidget spinner the top search? Is this a new kink?

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2018, 05:26:02 AM »
Love being down there for sure.  Always feel lucky. (shout out to the ladies.  Love you)
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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2018, 05:28:40 AM »
How the fuck is fidget spinner the top search? Is this a new kink?

i guess so. i saw a gif ad with a chick who had a fidget spinner butt plug.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2018, 06:38:02 AM »
thought this was going to be some occult shit

i thought he'd bought a mac

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2018, 06:51:06 AM »
How the fuck is fidget spinner the top search? Is this a new kink?

i guess so. i saw a gif ad with a chick who had a fidget spinner butt plug.
That I can get down with

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2018, 01:51:49 PM »
rick and morty porn? that's even weirder than the fidget spinner one..

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2018, 12:18:40 PM »
I suddenly imagine Tobey looking like this.
SHIT!

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2018, 04:09:14 PM »
people actually type "bro is that your dick" into their search engine.

what a time to be alive.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2018, 04:59:48 PM »
Toby, I initially thought this was going to be a thread about having an interracial relationship.  I was pleasantly mistaken.  Has your significant other enjoyed this additional "attention" and has it improved your relationship (i.e., do you hold hands more in public)?
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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2018, 07:12:43 PM »
people actually type "bro is that your dick" into their search engine.

what a time to be alive.

Yeah I love that one! That must be like a subgenre of gay porn where every video starts out with a surprise dick and a befuddled dude who is like "bro is that your dick?" and then immediately gets gay on said dick.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2018, 05:45:30 AM »
Someone might have mentioned it already, but eating pussy is hard work; one woman likes it this way, another likes another way, you got to get her clit just right, then sometimes it takes time to get her off, sometimes it's immediate... With eating ass, for the most part she's moaning and groaning right away.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2018, 06:44:13 PM »
To me it seems like there is a market for sexual napkins.  If they existed and were made specifically for eating ass/cunnilingus I feel like it might draw more people towards these sex acts. 

Dabbing the corners of your mouth after eating/during eating ass seems like it makes it classier in a way.

Perhaps sexual napkins can be packaged with a classical music CD or come with a URL for a classical music compilation.

Imagine lil' mama/lil' daddy achieving a climax in unison with a powerful crescendo.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2018, 03:39:12 PM »
If your woman ass has shit around it when it comes time to bang y'all are with some grimy chicks...


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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2018, 06:12:07 PM »
This April I did drugs for the first time in 10 years (bachelor party, booze/coke til the sun came up) and subsequently ate ass for the first time. Didn’t feel normal for a week.

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2018, 06:16:24 PM »
talking to one of my exes, she just got a bidet. where was that when i was eating yo nasty ass?
i want one now. 

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Re: I have gone to the dark side......
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2018, 06:17:48 PM »
If your woman ass has shit around it when it comes time to bang y'all are with some grimy chicks...

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