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Alois Hitler Jr.

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what if..
« on: July 20, 2018, 09:58:58 AM »
Skateboarding didn't went to the street skateboarding at some point?
Would it be alive? and if so , how it would look today?

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Re: what if..
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2018, 10:12:15 AM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

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Re: what if..
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2018, 10:16:36 AM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

You two should procreate, and create a mongoloid sloth savant whos only area of miraculous functionality is finding its way onto the Slap forums to post.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2018, 10:50:44 AM by Mongoloid »
I wouldn't even try to aquire an elephant that would be mad selfish I don't have the means to give him a comfortable life

Alois Hitler Jr.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2018, 10:23:15 AM »
hey I asked something!

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Re: what if..
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2018, 10:24:11 AM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

You two should procreate, and create a mongoloid sloth savant whos only area of miraculous functionality is finding your way onto the Slap forums to post.

i second this

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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2018, 10:27:13 AM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

You two should procreate, and create a mongoloid sloth wigger whos only area of miraculous functionality is finding your way onto the Slap forums to post.

You're a joke. You suck. Go away

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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2018, 10:30:01 AM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

You two should procreate, and create a mongoloid sloth savant whos only area of miraculous functionality is finding your way onto the Slap forums to post.
The child would come up as bloo don

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Re: what if..
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2018, 10:31:48 AM »
"What If" was the best thing the modern iteration of Blind ever did, if only because the DVD came with "Video Days" on a secret menu.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2018, 11:05:43 AM »
Skateboarding didn't went to the street skateboarding at some point?
Would it be alive? and if so , how it would look today?
It would be deader than it already is.

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2018, 11:10:44 AM »
"What If" was the best thing the modern iteration of Blind ever did, if only because the DVD came with "Video Days" on a secret menu.

I didn't even fucking know this! Thanks! I'm gonna go look it up on the DVD tonight.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2018, 11:25:05 AM »
It would shit out lizard brained energy drink guzzling republicans like yourself. 



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Re: what if..
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2018, 11:47:00 AM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

Shut up, Crossfit.

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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2018, 12:26:20 PM »
you are trying too hard guys.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2018, 06:48:37 PM »
yeah i thought this was gonna be about the blind video..

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Re: what if..
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2018, 06:56:53 PM »
And you guys claim im a shitty poster

You two should procreate, and create a mongoloid sloth wigger whos only area of miraculous functionality is finding your way onto the Slap forums to post.

You're a joke. You suck. Go away

This is a 3-step program you may consider following yourself.

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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2018, 07:00:51 PM »
I am convinced this and multiple other slap posts are somehow a way of burying the Daryl thread....I may make it my sole purpose in life to keep that thread at the top spot until justice is served.
P.s. I think if street skating never existed we would still somehow have Tom Penny and planet earth would be ok.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2018, 07:01:55 PM »
we would all be megaramp skaters. you'd be able to megaramp skate everywhere. you could jump freeway overpasses and do revolutions in full pipes on the way to work and on your lunch break you could do stalefishes, kickflip indys and madonnas. smith grind coping on the way to the grocery store, caballerial through your apartment window and christ air into bed.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2018, 07:15:06 PM »
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
EMAIL ME YOUR DANKEST NUGS

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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2018, 08:13:29 PM »

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Re: what if..
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2018, 08:50:12 PM »
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Homie are you a bot or just having a stroke.

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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2018, 10:11:29 PM »
"What If" was the best thing the modern iteration of Blind ever did, if only because the DVD came with "Video Days" on a secret menu.

I didn't even fucking know this! Thanks! I'm gonna go look it up on the DVD tonight.
In the board graphic gallery,go left on the 40oz deck I believe...then Lowrider kicks in haha

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Re: what if..
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2018, 10:26:28 PM »
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Homie are you a bot or just having a stroke.

Im catching serious Dad emotions. Are you alright dude? Try smiling in the mirror.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2018, 10:42:30 PM »
Skateboarding didn't went to the street skateboarding at some point?
Would it be alive? and if so , how it would look today?

I'm seeing a lot of streetplants in your dystopian nightmare.
You're hollerin' Don Fisher

I'm screamin' Buddy Carr

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Re: what if..
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2018, 09:38:23 AM »
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Homie are you a bot or just having a stroke.

Im catching serious Dad emotions. Are you alright dude? Try smiling in the mirror.

I read it like 15 times.  It went from nonsense to gibberish to poetry to some sort of yoko ono performance, back to poetry and then finally settling back to nonsense.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2018, 11:27:38 AM »
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Homie are you a bot or just having a stroke.

Im catching serious Dad emotions. Are you alright dude? Try smiling in the mirror.

I read it like 15 times.  It went from nonsense to gibberish to poetry to some sort of yoko ono performance, back to poetry and then finally settling back to nonsense.


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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2018, 10:36:12 PM »
"What If" was the best thing the modern iteration of Blind ever did, if only because the DVD came with "Video Days" on a secret menu.

youre shitting me. i owned the dvd as a kid and had no idea.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2018, 06:21:55 AM »
You're basically describing The Skateboarder in the High Castle. Steve Rocco remains a used car salesman. Rodney Mullen, a former pro freestyle skater, is a nameless, faceless scientist working for Space X. He has high blood pressure due to stress, but his teeth are all present and in excellent shape thanks to the dental plan. The X-games dropped skateboarding's half-pipe event for aggressive inline. Thad Henderson's Pro Blader is basically the same as THPS, but the soundtrack contained only nu-metal, 90's punk, and "techno." Hip Hop never grew past late 90's mainstream before fading into obscurity. Sugar Ray, however, made the transition through the 00's and continues to sell out arenas to this day. The rise of electronic music, incidentally, occurred without incident. Snowboarding is somehow shittier. Trousers never became tighter in the 2000s; rather, they became much, much baggier until a global denim shortage forced leading manufacturers to begin making reasonable clothing once again. Monster and Red Bull never became the corporate dynamos we know today, instead Tab Cola reigns supreme. Roller derby now takes place on skateboards, but everything else about it is pretty much the same.

In 2018, small fledgling groups of skateboarders would begin reappearing in parking lots and skate parks around the world, though it is estimated their population will never again grow greater than that of their natural predator, the wingsuit kid.

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Re: what if..
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2018, 09:47:23 AM »
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Homie are you a bot or just having a stroke.

Im catching serious Dad emotions. Are you alright dude? Try smiling in the mirror.

I read it like 15 times.  It went from nonsense to gibberish to poetry to some sort of yoko ono performance, back to poetry and then finally settling back to nonsense.

you guys really not familair with this reference?

what even is the internet these days???

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Re: what if..
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2018, 02:28:31 PM »
There was some other bonus stuff on there too, past the end of one of the files, i dont have my copy here maybe somebody else remembers. Was it world park footage maybe?
Anyway, Grant Patterson and Evan schiefelbine

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Re: what if..
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2018, 05:22:34 PM »
What if skateboarding didn't went, guys?

What if skateboarding didn't went?