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Shaving Your Ass
« on: July 20, 2018, 07:41:59 PM »
My ass is too hairy to just outright shave. I used to get it waxed but my friend broke up with his girlfriend who would do it for me so I haven't been able to do it in over a year. What types of tips do you guys have for maintaining the hair on your ass/gooch area?

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2018, 07:46:46 PM »
Tried once when I was younger and nicked my asshole. I just let that mother fucker grow now.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2018, 07:50:57 PM »
too bad you don't have a Big Brother to teach you about it.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2018, 09:17:54 PM »
Nair brah (do they still make that?), one wipe n that's all u need.

Only problem is when the hair starts prickling out it's uncomfortable... more than u can imagine. And it smells weird while doin it.

The decision is yours...

too bad you don't have a Big Brother to teach you about it.
Initially got the idea from an Ethan Fowler Big Brother interview.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2018, 09:36:34 PM »
Help your friend find a new girlfriend who will wax your ass. You have to interview the potentials. He's not allowed to date anyone who will not wax your ass.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2018, 10:04:39 PM »
Help your friend find a new girlfriend who will wax your ass. You have to interview the potentials. He's not allowed to date anyone who will not wax your ass.
Stereotypically enough, she was Asian. I've been trying to hook him up but he keeps going for black chicks and I know they're not going to go for looking at my cheeks spread.


Nair brah (do they still make that?), one wipe n that's all u need.

Only problem is when the hair starts prickling out it's uncomfortable... more than u can imagine. And it smells weird while doin it.

The decision is yours...
Nair was my first thought but I was afraid it burn my butthole if I did it. I think that's the route I may need to go. I can't grow a beard, it all went to my ass

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2018, 10:38:03 PM »
My ass is too hairy to just outright shave. I used to get it waxed but my friend broke up with his girlfriend who would do it for me so I haven't been able to do it in over a year. What types of tips do you guys have for maintaining the hair on your ass/gooch area?

then why is this thread called shaving your ass?

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2018, 01:02:07 AM »
My ass is too hairy to just outright shave. I used to get it waxed but my friend broke up with his girlfriend who would do it for me so I haven't been able to do it in over a year. What types of tips do you guys have for maintaining the hair on your ass/gooch area?

then why is this thread called shaving your ass?
He should compromise and use a beard trimmer instead.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2018, 05:09:13 AM »
My ass is too hairy to just outright shave. I used to get it waxed but my friend broke up with his girlfriend who would do it for me so I haven't been able to do it in over a year. What types of tips do you guys have for maintaining the hair on your ass/gooch area?

then why is this thread called shaving your ass?

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2018, 06:16:34 AM »
There is no way shaving your ass is sustainable in the long run.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2018, 10:21:52 AM »
Babes like hair. It releases pheromones. Keep your junk trim and your good.

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2018, 10:52:14 AM »
Babes like hair. It releases pheromones. Keep your junk trim and your good.

another good reason:
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We conducted a probability survey of US residents aged 1865 years. The survey ascertained self-reported pubic hair grooming practices, sexual behaviours and STI history. We defined extreme grooming as removal of all pubic hair more than 11 times per year and high-frequency grooming as daily/weekly trimming. Cutaneous STIs included herpes, human papillomavirus, syphilis and molluscum. Secretory STIs included gonorrhoea, chlamydia and HIV. We analysed lice separately
link to the study

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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2018, 01:48:17 PM »
dont be scared, just spread those cheeks in the shower and take that bic razor and go to town.
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Re: Shaving Your Ass
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2018, 01:51:44 PM »
dont be scared, just spread those cheeks in the shower and take that bic razor and go to town.

Sounds like a line from Oz...