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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #60 on: September 20, 2018, 08:57:04 AM »
I can’t believe it, but this shit shook me. I had a dream last night that Busenitz left Adidas and was pitching his new UA shoe on YouTube.
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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #61 on: September 20, 2018, 09:01:53 AM »
if they make a skate version of these I’m down:


Is that to fix your dick from leaning too much towards one side?
Does the backside of them secure deep in your butt hole?

Man I had to wear one of these when I was a baby, to try to get my dick under control, but I kept snapping them.  They work for most people but I had a serious case.

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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #62 on: September 20, 2018, 10:08:19 AM »
The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.

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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #63 on: September 20, 2018, 11:53:24 AM »
if they make a skate version of these I’m down:



I'm waiting for the slam dancing version myself to pair with these fresh kicks from Under Armour to go skate raving in.

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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2018, 09:40:31 PM »
The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
The Gabor model has a screwdriver you twist in

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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2018, 10:04:21 PM »
The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
The Gabor model has a screwdriver you twist in
Does it come pre-lubricated and what’s Berra’s model like? He would probably be on the, “Legend,” division.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Under Armor stepping into skate
« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2018, 06:08:25 AM »
The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
The Gabor model has a screwdriver you twist in
Does it come pre-lubricated and what’s Berra’s model like? He would probably be on the, “Legend,” division.
Oh it's totally got one of lube tips enemas have. Berra's model is the anal beads,but they smell like Koston's ass.