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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2018, 09:51:32 PM »
Also, what’s up with Chris Hansen not saying shit about shark tits for the entire thread, yet he gonna use 2 of his 5 posts per year to try to talk shit about me?

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2018, 10:01:43 PM »
There are more than enough people already feigning outrage at the mentally ill troll who seems to be looking for a push over the edge. Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be acquiring land or contributing to society?

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2018, 10:53:38 PM »
There are more than enough people already feigning outrage at the mentally ill troll who seems to be looking for a push over the edge. Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be acquiring land or contributing to society?

Cause when the workday is done & the family spreadsheets updated, it’s time for the fuckery

Catch me in the post yourself skating or the truck threads bitches



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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2018, 10:58:22 PM »
Nah. I'll catch you right back here, trying to turn a thread about fucking kids into a platform for self-promotion.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2018, 12:05:19 AM »
I just want to say that this shit is waaay more common in real life.

Go to any smaller town, tons of 20+ losers are praying on 16 years olds. In this age of narcissism every single cunt wants a piece of this acceptance-bullshit- pie.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2018, 12:14:17 AM »
When I was 20, my now wife was 12. We didn't meet until she was 21.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2018, 01:20:11 AM »
When I was 20, my now wife was 12. We didn't meet until she was 21.

Does not count as creepy since the difference in (mental) development is bigger between 16-20 than 20-24. I think...

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2018, 01:44:44 AM »
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When I was 20, my now wife was 12. We didn't meet until she was 21.
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Does not count as creepy since the difference in (mental) development is bigger between 16-20 than 20-24. I think...
She's always been more mature (mentally) than me anyway.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2018, 02:02:59 AM »
Half your age + 7 is the absolute lowest you can go and is a good universal rule

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2018, 02:55:20 AM »
Half your age + 7 is the absolute lowest you can go and is a good universal rule
Fuck that, should I for any reason become available again I'll drop the 7 from that equation and the only other requirements would be that she's hot as hell and dumber than a bag of rocks. (I'm kidding but sorta not)

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2018, 06:39:20 AM »
  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2018, 07:14:17 AM »
  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila

Sure,a 20+ dude who likes high school kids is well adjusted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknywxfcE5M

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #72 on: August 03, 2018, 07:24:40 AM »
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  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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Sure,a 20+ dude who likes high school kids is well adjusted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknywxfcE5M

  Well if society dictates only scumbags do it then thats the affect of stigma.  -only  'weirdos' will cross that 20  year old/ 16 year old line.  I remember being 20 and I would never have dated a 16 year old simply because I didn't want to be seen as 'that guy' -but its bullshit as society is but its 'bullshit' that will affect your life (stigma)  -I don't think we're saying different thinks here Ibraki
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #73 on: August 03, 2018, 07:29:59 AM »
  Well if society dictates only scumbags do it then thats the affect of stigma.  -only  'weirdos' will cross that 20  year old/ 16 year old line.  I remember being 20 and I would never have dated a 16 year old simply because I didn't want to be seen as 'that guy' -but its bullshit as society is but its 'bullshit' that will affect your life (stigma)  -I don't think we're saying different thinks here Ibraki
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #74 on: August 03, 2018, 07:38:06 AM »
Look, I'm the last person to give a shit about stigma, I don't want to bang kids because I want to bang chicks my age.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #75 on: August 03, 2018, 06:52:52 PM »
Look, I'm the last person to give a shit about stigma, I don't want to bang kids because I want to bang chicks my age.
  Are you 20 ?  Thats what we were on about, - a hypothetical 20 and 16 year old.  -Don' try to turn it around D Trump style.
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2018, 06:57:18 PM »
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  Well if society dictates only scumbags do it then thats the affect of stigma.  -only  'weirdos' will cross that 20  year old/ 16 year old line.  I remember being 20 and I would never have dated a 16 year old simply because I didn't want to be seen as 'that guy' -but its bullshit as society is but its 'bullshit' that will affect your life (stigma)  -I don't think we're saying different thinks here Ibraki
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love too log on to slap magazine dot com and defend statuatory rape/lewd acts with a minor. i'm very normal.
 
  statutory what and 'lewd acts' ?  No, we're talking about a couple with a 4 year age difference and shes 16.  No need to get out the lynch mob and incriminating police terms.  die
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #77 on: August 05, 2018, 07:38:44 PM »
  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
This might be the single dumbest excuse for why adults should be allowed to fuck children.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #78 on: August 06, 2018, 12:20:40 PM »
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  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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This might be the single dumbest excuse for why adults should be allowed to fuck children.
  regular soccer moms on slap?  wtf?  Again,  -its a hypothetical situation someone else brought up about a 20 year old and a  16 year old.  !6 year olds aren't "children" you alarmist piece of shit.
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #79 on: August 06, 2018, 01:56:51 PM »
Just asking questions, amirite?
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #80 on: August 06, 2018, 06:03:10 PM »
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Half your age + 7 is the absolute lowest you can go and is a good universal rule
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Fuck that, should I for any reason become available again I'll drop the 7 from that equation and the only other requirements would be that she's hot as hell and dumber than a bag of rocks. (I'm kidding but sorta not)
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edit: givecigs, are you allowing shark tits to post from your account?
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2018, 12:10:24 AM »
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  Dude ruins threads -fucking fuckhead  (you guys know who I mean)
   Theres enough parents out there who would rather their daughter date the 20 year old than the 16 year old, why?   -theres a big difference between a 16 year old guy and a 20 year old guy.  The 20 year old is way less likely to mangle your daughter in a car wreck or other possible scenarios 16 year old guys are notorious for.  But if your thinking with your dick you wouldn't care about that, you'd just think "theres no way in hell that motherfucker is going to penetrate my daughter!"  and then let some 17 year old to have at it.  -Your a brain dead gorrila
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This might be the single dumbest excuse for why adults should be allowed to fuck children.

I might be wrong, but still pretty sure that 16 and 20 year old are within the same risk bracket, in terms of insurance premium. It drops at 25, or something. Again, might be wrong.

I don't think I can keep this conversation any longer. I guess some old creeps just want to bang kids and there are no logical arguments I can provide to change their minds.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #82 on: August 07, 2018, 10:28:50 AM »
This thread is fucked.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #83 on: August 07, 2018, 10:42:32 AM »
but like another poster aluded to, the video posted is interesting and has nothing to do with any of the discussion in this thread

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #84 on: August 07, 2018, 11:19:22 AM »
This has got to be one of the worst fucking topics in history.
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #85 on: August 07, 2018, 11:20:43 AM »
This has got to be one of the worst fucking topics in history.

But was it over the fire hydrant or beside it?
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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #86 on: August 07, 2018, 11:48:59 AM »
but like another poster aluded to, the video posted is interesting and has nothing to do with any of the discussion in this thread

Like I said before, the video is pretty much set up for cunts to get on that acceptance train. What a surprise, seconds later people are trying to justify their horrible preferences. Just wait a couple of years.

And no, I'm not a conservative who's afraid of progressive views and anti-SJW.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #87 on: August 07, 2018, 11:58:45 AM »
i mean you're talking about the actual act of molesting children (there will obv be no acceptance of that), but that's really not the point of the video

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #88 on: August 07, 2018, 12:14:32 PM »
I hope I'm being too paranoid. But the opportunistic cunts are lurking there, man. Just give them a forum and a far-fetched video like this and all of a sudden two posters are crossing the line.

I probably sound like Alex Jones over here, but fuck it.

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Re: see ya lata alligator, in a while pediphile
« Reply #89 on: August 07, 2018, 12:37:19 PM »
what in the video is far fetched though? did you actually watch it?