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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2018, 04:21:43 PM »
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Maybe this belongs in "real confessions" but here we go: so I've had some pricy burgers with all kinds of things on them but I'm such a fucking sucker for Big Macs. I want to get dirty and fill my blood flow with total garbage. I want to feel sick after I'm done.

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not the big mac for me but just a plain old double cheeseburger from any of the major fast food joints does it for me sometimes. once fancy burger places became a thing and over saturated i lost the taste and patience for them.

The wife has to have big mac like twice a year. I get a double bacon cheese burger across the street from dairy queen

Nothing fancy but it's been my go too for about 25 years

I eat anything from McDonalds and I'm shutting my pants before I've even finished the burger


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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2018, 07:41:23 AM »
i mean that process cheese really sucks on its own but on burgers it's the best i think

agree 100% on this. that cheese is made for burgers.

you were right about the bun thing too. too fancy of a bun and the bun starts taking over. it basically just needs to hold everything together and keep your hands relatively clean.

my favorite is just a classic american cheeseburger. from the bottom i go cheap bun, toasted > mayo > lettuce > tomato, onion (both sliced thin), pickles, burger (cooked medium) > processed cheese > bacon > ketchup and mustard > top bun.

once in a while ill get fancy and put avocado or a fried egg or sautéed onions, but i think the perfect burger is just simple and basic.

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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2018, 04:15:48 PM »
yeah man, that's basically like a whopper with cheese and bacon, i would do that combo sometime as well, really nice.

one other thing is that i hate if there's too much stacked on the burger. for example when i use jalapenos i usually leave out the pickles, no tomato means if i really want to go fancy there's still room for slices of fried eggplant or something. but never too much stacked on top.

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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2018, 04:42:15 PM »
yeah man, that's basically like a whopper with cheese and bacon, i would do that combo sometime as well, really nice.

one other thing is that i hate if there's too much stacked on the burger. for example when i use jalapenos i usually leave out the pickles, no tomato means if i really want to go fancy there's still room for slices of fried eggplant or something. but never too much stacked on top.

I agree

Too many people just make this huge ass fuckin burger that you should enjoy in theory, but it sucks because it's just waaaay too much stacked on

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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2018, 04:45:41 PM »

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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2018, 10:09:14 AM »
anyone ever put ever put hot sauce in the patty shits not bad

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Re: BUILD YOUR OWN CHEESEBURGER
« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2018, 10:29:39 AM »
anyone ever put ever put hot sauce in the patty shits not bad

Siracha is good too. But better with minimal ingredients so it doent over power everything else
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