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terrible movies so bad that they're good
« on: August 03, 2018, 04:21:24 AM »
So I do reviews of terrrible movies from skating movies to B movie horror also just above porno acting movies. Neil Breen, Derek Savage, Tommy Wiseau.

Cool Cat series Dir. Derek Savage: a kids type of movies but with horrible dialogue great message but just grasping at straws to make sense the actors are fucking stupid.  bat shit transitions between scenes creepy people I don't want to spoil the movie but you have to see this steaming turd of a movie.

Neil Breen Dir. this guy makes Tommy Wiseau seem like Martin Scorsese, he has made 4 movies Pass Thru, Fateful Findings, I am here...... Now, and Double Down. without giving too much away these steaming piles of limp horse cocks wrapped in an Indian food diarrhea with a side of bullshit. They're convoluted at best and are definitely cringe worthy for those that like stupid movies that make dick for sense please check them out.

If you can think of any other terrible movies please list them as I will do a review and either roast it or praise it. 
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2018, 05:18:39 AM »
I've heard nothing but bad things about Gotti, which makes me want to see it more.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2018, 05:39:40 AM »
I've heard nothing but bad things about Gotti, which makes me want to see it more.
Joe Pesci was supposed to be in it, he is my favorite of those gangstereque movies, the director reduced his part that he eventually quit and is litigation suing the director.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2018, 05:50:27 AM »
Here's a compilation of Fateful findings profound acting
 
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2018, 06:12:33 AM »
The Doors.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2018, 06:23:22 AM »
Slugs.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2018, 06:30:43 AM »
the answer is big trouble in little china

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2018, 06:49:47 AM »
big trouble is gold... love me the porkchop express.

Any episode of mystery science theater would work in this thread. but the ultimate one is "the room"

if you want a terrible but great b movie, watch Frankenhooker...
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2018, 07:12:36 AM »
big trouble is gold... love me the porkchop express.

Any episode of mystery science theater would work in this thread. but the ultimate one is "the room"

if you want a terrible but great b movie, watch Frankenhooker...

Frankenhooker is classic in my plethora of dvd's I like Leena does Frankenstein, so bad couldn't jerk it because of the horrible dialogue.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2018, 07:28:23 AM »
big trouble is gold... love me the porkchop express.

Any episode of mystery science theater would work in this thread. but the ultimate one is "the room"

if you want a terrible but great b movie, watch Frankenhooker...

Frankenhooker is classic in my plethora of dvd's I like Leena does Frankenstein, so bad couldn't jerk it because of the horrible dialogue.

i have the vhs of it, and on the box it says "if you should see any movie this year, it should be franken hooker" -Bill Murray...

if it has his stamp of approval you know its good.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2018, 10:54:50 AM »
Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2018, 11:29:18 AM »
Waterworld got terrible reviews, but I love that shit. I've seen it way too many times. Also, Starship Troopers is obviously pretty lame, but another guilty pleasure.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2018, 11:37:37 AM »
TMNT, Ghostbusters, and the Batman movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2018, 11:41:03 AM »
Waterworld got terrible reviews, but I love that shit. I've seen it way too many times. Also, Starship Troopers is obviously pretty lame, but another guilty pleasure.
Both good choices. We must be close in age. I loved Waterworld as well.

The Doors.
Another good choice. But I always had to fast forward when Val Kilmer sings lyrics to Kyle Maclachlan.

Super Mario Bros. which came out in the early 90's was one of these movies for me. I loved it as a kid.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2018, 11:45:23 AM »
I love when there's huge budget movies, particularly scifi, that end up being laughable albeit pretty to look at.

That being said you should watch Jupiter Ascending and Valerian the City of a Thousand Planets.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2018, 11:46:46 AM »
I love when there's huge budget movies, particularly scifi, that end up being laughable albeit pretty to look at.

That being said you should watch Jupiter Ascending and Valerian the City of a Thousand Planets.

oh how could i forget, WATERWORLD BABY
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2018, 11:58:52 AM »
The Blob

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2018, 12:34:47 PM »
Watched one last night with wife.think Keanu Reeves worst acting and role of all time

The bad batch. It's worth a watch just to see how terrible it is


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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2018, 01:26:07 PM »
Rappin' with Mario Van Peebles
Possee black dudes being cowboy outlaws with MVP & Ton Loc & a handful of other hood movies
Tales From the Hood so cheesy it's laughable
Dead Presidents not really bad but poignant for what it was.

Menace to Society okay I know i am going to get shit for it, however I was on a week long crack/heroin binge and stuck in the middle of the desert in NM. the only things to do were jerkoff shoot smack smoke hubbas and watch 3 prolific movies Menace to Society, Once we were warriors, Aussie movie with Jango Fett actor and Black Hawk Down all three were hella depressing movies just about killed myself when going through detox.  Can't watch them to this day without fiending. 
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2018, 01:31:51 PM »
Anybody watch Red Letter Media? They showcase some hidden gems like Hollywood Cop and The last vampire on earth. Highly recommended if youíre into getting drunk watching complete shit with your friends

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2018, 01:45:41 PM »
Pieces takes the cake:


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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2018, 01:58:04 PM »
Showgirls, brilliantly shit.
its worth the watch for the pool scene alone

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2018, 02:10:30 PM »
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2018, 04:08:03 PM »
The wicker man with nic cage

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2018, 07:07:53 PM »
my dad was a born again christian he tried to get me psyched for those type of movies fuck that shit.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2018, 07:17:00 PM »
  Movies are too fucking long.  To me there all bad.   Wait I enjoyed Glen gary glen cross.
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2018, 08:26:38 PM »
  Movies are too fucking long.  To me there all bad. 
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2018, 07:47:18 AM »
Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

Iíd just like to add Christine. I love Arnieís transformation from bullied nerd to greaser. Another good greaser movie is Road Racers with David Arquette. Not sure itís a bad movie but itís one I find hard to explain why I enjoy so much.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2018, 10:01:55 AM »
Pretty much any movie with Patrick swayze or Jean Claud van damme
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